After the principal's words fell, the entire auditorium instantly fell silent, and everyone looked at Liu Wanfeng with a rare, unanimous, disbelieving, and shocked expression.

And Liu Wanfeng, who was watched by everyone, reached out and led Duoduo to stand up at this time, "Hello everyone, I'm Liu Wanfeng, this is my fiancée Duoduo, I'm very happy to meet you here."

Just now, the headmaster said a lot of my titles, and these titles sounded quite shocking, but the headmaster didn't say that.

And this sentence is that all these things that I Liu Wanfeng have now, except for my fiancée and friends, the rest are actually not mine.

In order to save my parents from the losses they caused, I had already signed a deed with the eldest young master of the Li family for fifty years and eight hundred million yuan, so everything I have now is actually the eldest young master of the Li family. ”

"It doesn't matter if these things are yours or not, but you are a capable person who has created so much value, so you deserve our admiration and applause..... Everyone is still stunned, hurry up, applaud!!" Hearing Liu Wanfeng's explanation, Lin Dekai was the first to stand up and take the lead in applauding them.

Bang bang bang... Bang Bang Bang ..... After Lin Dekai's words fell, there was a burst of (hot) applause in the auditorium, and then tens of thousands of students immediately shouted in unison, "Thank you Boss Liu for your generosity, even if Boss Liu's wealth is not yours, but the wealth you have created is still worthy of our admiration, you are our idol!!"

"Thank you, thank you for your recognition, here I wish the Conservatory of Music to do better and better, and I also wish you to realize your dream of stardom as soon as possible, let's cheer together in the future, come on!!" After saying a few words of thanks to the stars and students in the auditorium, Liu Wanfeng took Duoduo and sat down again.

"Thank you Boss Liu for your blessings, and we also wish Boss Liu's business to become more and more prosperous in the future, and the company will open more and more. ”

After a few words back to Liu Wanfeng with a smile, the principal smiled and handed over the stage to the host again, "Okay, it's time for our performance, let's return the stage to our hosts, Lin Junlin and Meng Xiaoqiao!!"

"Okay, thank you to our principal, and thank you to all our seniors, and the sponsorship of today's three big bosses, so let's get started now, let's get into our performances.

Let's invite our first group of performers, Liu Hanyun, Li Zhaozhao, Wang Hanyu, Li Jihong from the performance department, to bring us a wonderful sketch performance, who is this 500 yuan, please!!" After receiving the microphone back from the principal, Lin Junlin and Meng Xiaoqiao began to introduce after a while, and the first group of program groups came.

After Lin Junlin and Meng Xiaoqiao's words fell, a large curtain immediately fell on the stage, blocking the entire stage at once, but the stage was not blocked for long, and after about three minutes, the big curtain was opened.

But at this time, the inside has been completely changed, the two hosts are gone, a new theater has appeared inside, and a cart and bicycle have also appeared, looking like Xiu Rui, and the man who is still dressed in his second year.

This very second man was walking with a bicycle on the theater, and suddenly five hundred yuan fell out of the basket in front of his car.

After that, he didn't pick it up like a normal person, but directly squatted on the ground in a daze and looked at the money on the ground, revealing a look of confusion ((forced bī) bī) to mutter, "Hey, which fool's money has fallen, I don't know if I have lost the money, such a stupid person, I must have forgotten to bring my brain out when I went out." ”

[Because the man's performance was very vivid and his movements were also very funny, there was a burst of laughter from the audience, and even Liu Wanfeng and Duoduo were amused by the man's performance. 】

The performance on stage continued, but just as the man was squatting on the ground staring at the money, a girl with two small ponytails that looked a bit like Xiao Shenyang appeared, and the girl immediately shouted to the man as soon as she appeared, "Husband, what are you doing squatting on the ground?"

"Oh, it's my wife, you're here, wife, you don't know whose money it is, you said that this person who dropped the money, did you forget to go out with your brain?"

And the woman who didn't pay attention to the money at all, after hearing the man call her wife, she immediately shouted angrily, "Husband, I call Lao Po not wife, if you call me wife again, I will beat you, believe it or not!!"

"What's the noise, don't you see me doing good deeds here, waiting for that fool who didn't go out with his brains to come back, believe it or not, I'll beat you if you quarrel with me again, don't think you call me wife, you are really my wife, hum. Hearing that the other party actually said that he was going to beat himself, the man immediately looked up at the woman and retorted to her with an angry face.

In this way, the two couldn't look at each other, and then they fought directly.

The two first hugged each other and began to wrestle, but in this wrestling, the man was beaten by the woman miserably, and he was pressed to hit the (fart) stock when he got up, and he was pressed to the ground and patted his head when he got up, and he was as embarrassed as he was.

Seeing that the wrestling couldn't beat the other party, the man immediately changed his tactics, holding the opponent's feet and began to bite each other's heels with her.

This time the man finally won, his smelly feet, the woman went down, and almost fainted with nausea on the spot, and then the man won the woman in this way.

"Are you convinced, I think you're just like the person who lost the money, you don't have a brain, you said that you are a mother's family, where can it be my opponent of a big man, hum. After complaining proudly about the woman, the man went back and continued to squat on the ground, looking at the five hundred yuan, waiting for the owner he thought was gone.

And because the woman was defeated by the man, she also stupidly followed the man's (body shēn), squatted on the ground with him and looked at the five hundred yuan, and waited with him for the so-called lost owner to come.

And just as the two of them were squatting on the ground and waiting, a bearded man who looked like Zhao Si, the king of dances, wore a green hat and walked over with the same steps as polio.

After the bearded man came out, he immediately shook his crooked mouth and asked the two, "Husband, wife, what are you two doing, have you encountered anything interesting?"

"It's the boss here, boss, look, I don't know which fool didn't go out with his brains, since he lost his money, I don't know, the two of us are here waiting for the fool to come back and pick up the money, and then take a look at what such a stupid person looks like." Seeing that a bearded man was coming, the man and the woman immediately pointed to the money on the ground and said to him with a happy face.

"And such a fool, then I have to stay and take a look, such a fun fool can't look at it, hahaha... After replying to the man and the woman with excitement on his face, the bearded man immediately followed the two of them, squatted on the ground and began to wait for the owner of the money to return.

At this time, as soon as the lights changed, a middle-aged man with clothes very similar to the three men and women, and who looked similar to Zhao Benfan, appeared

As soon as the middle-aged man appeared, he couldn't help but complain helplessly on that face: "Hey, it's a hard life, in the morning, I asked my youngest son to help me pay back the five hundred yuan I bought feed the day before yesterday, but this stupid boy pushed my bicycle to me like this and never came back, it's been an afternoon, and I still don't see others come back."

Seeing that my youngest son didn't come back for a long time, I was not at ease as a father, so I asked my daughter to find him, but it turned out that the good guy, even the daughter was folded in if he lost his son.

I can't do this for my son and daughter, so I called the eldest of my family out to find them.

Okay, this time it's even more desperate, just give me a group to exterminate, and let the three children out, it's been a day, and none of them have come back for me. ”

Bang Bang Bang ..... Bang Bang Bang ..... This is a dead-end drama, that is, the unfinished suspense of the artists (love ài), so after the middle-aged man finished complaining, this sketch was over.

After the sketch performance, the four actors immediately stood up and bowed to the big guy and thanked him, and everyone in the audience also gave (hot) applause for this wonderful sketch.

[The sketch is written by the clown himself, if you have friends from art school who like it, you can play it, but remember to give the clown a reward or help the clown recommend it, this one of the clowns.] 】

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