Chapter 493: I Don't Regret It (Part I)
As a top teacher in a liberal arts middle school and a leader in the literary world.
Poetry, this kind of thing, for Xu Moqiu, is completely a piece of cake.
Looking at the bright moon overhead, and the beauties around him.
Xu Moqiu coughed: "In ancient times, Cao Zhi made a poem in seven steps, and today I will compose a poem in five steps and give it to our beautiful Qianqian." I wish you to be young and beautiful forever. ”
"Well, I'm listening. Lu Qianqian's eyes were full of stars, holding his arm, looking at him with a look of adoration.
took a step: "This poem is called "Beauty Under the Moon". ”
Then Dou coughed and shook his head: "Ah, your face, it's big and round, your waist, it's thick and strong, your eyes are like a yo-yo......"
It's called poetry, and it's a complete monster!
Lu Qianqian fist slammed over, and said coquettishly: "I hate it!"
"Ahem, just kidding, just kidding!" Xu Moqiu straightened his face and began to shake his head like the ancients, "The lonely lantern bamboo mandarin duck play, the beauty by the bright moon lake." The residual fragrance is faint and faint at night, and it is beautiful to look back and admire people's hearts. ”
Lu Qianqian touched her chin and thought thoughtfully: "I always feel as if I've heard it somewhere?"
"How is that possible? I'm temporary...... Okay, let's go, I can already smell the food. Xu Moqiu pulled her and strode forward.
Lu Qianqian didn't say any more, and the two came to the barbecue restaurant very intimately.
The barbecue restaurant business is quite hot, and there are a few tables of men and women sitting outside, judging from the clothes, they should all be students of this school. Two of the boys poured alcohol on their female companions, and the purpose couldn't be more obvious.
Seeing the two people holding hands, the boss hurriedly greeted them: "Hey, girl, long time no see! ”
The two found a place to sit down, Lu Qianqian wiped the stool, and said to the boss, "Do you remember me?"
"Haha, how can you not remember? As long as the leeks are in the middle, the mutton should be deboned......" Seeing Lu Qianqian's little face flushing, the boss quickly coughed, stopped the topic, and asked, "Or the old rules?"
"Hmm......" Lu Qianqian glanced at Xu Moqiu, "Let's have a little more, and I will have all the meat." ”
"Do you want wine?" the boss asked again.
Xu Moqiu: "Don't." ”
Lu Qianqian: "Yes!"
Xu Moqiu looked at Lu Qianqian with a surprised expression, she is usually a person who doesn't drink at all, but today she is so proactive?
Lu Qianqian was a little twisted: "I'm happy today, I want to drink some, is it okay?"
Everyone said so, Xu Moqiu naturally couldn't refuse. Nodding his head, he said, "Okay, then I'll give up my life to accompany the beauty today." Serve the wine!"
"Good Ratcha. ”
Soon, a case of beer was served, and the two of them were not in a hurry, waiting for the barbecue to be served, and then they drank it slowly. However, Xu Moqiu was surprised to find that Lu Qianqian, who usually doesn't drink a drop of alcohol, actually has a good amount of alcohol!
Taking her sister Lu Mingyue as an example, as the president, socializing must be indispensable, and she will naturally be exposed to alcohol.
However, she only had two bottles of beer, and after drinking a little more than three bottles on Teacher's Day, she couldn't tell the difference between herself, and if she hadn't been kind, her precious chastity would have been gone.
At this moment, Lu Qianqian had six beer bottles in front of her, one cup after another, just like drinking water, and it didn't seem to be at all top.
"Qianqian, you ......"
Lu Qianqian stopped chewing, quickly wiped her mouth, and raised her head with a strange expression: "What's wrong with me?"
"Ahem, it's nothing,......" Xu Moqiu shook his head, "I mean, do you want to try this potato? ”
"Then you feed me. Lu Qianqian blinked, opened her small mouth, and looked naughty.
It is rare that Miss Lu San also has this cute side, Xu Moqiu nodded: "Okay." ”
As a result, I don't know if it's a shaking hand or a slippery chopstick, of course, it may be that some people did it on purpose. The potato swished, as if it had wings, and flew directly to Lu Qianqian's chest.
"Ahh
"Ahh Xu Moqiu hurriedly picked up the paper and stretched out his hand.
After some operation, Lu Qianqian's face was red, and her body shrank back: "You...... I'll do it myself!"
"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu smiled and sat back in his place, "Believe me, I really didn't mean to, the chopsticks are too slippery." ”
Lu Qianqian blushed and lowered her head and didn't speak, not knowing what she was thinking.
High!
It's really high!
This little white-faced flirtatious girl has a set! I don't have to say, but I have learned.
Seeing this, a buddy next to him immediately came to draw a gourd in the same way, pretending to slip his hand, and a glass of wine splashed on the chest of the female partner opposite.
Before he could stretch his hand, he was hit by two big-ear scrapers, which made him dizzy, and before he came back to his senses, he was washed by cold beer for free, and the woman gave up and left angrily with her bag.
This scene was seen by Lu Qianqian and Xu Moqiu, and both of them showed gloating smiles on their faces at the same time.
"Come on!" another plate of meat skewers was brought up by the boss.
"What is this?" Lu Qianqian asked, pointing to a few of the strange things.
"Hey, little girl, this is a good thing! you will know its benefits in the evening, don't worry, uncle, I will give it to you for free." As he spoke, the uncle squeezed his eyes at Xu Moqiu, and then turned around to go about himself.
This thing, Xu Moqiu can be said to be very familiar.
In the past, when I went to Miss Qin's house, its shadow was basically indispensable at every meal, so Xu Moqiu did not have a nosebleed.
Seeing that Xu Moqiu didn't speak, Lu Qianqian asked again, "What is this?"
"Ahem......" Xu Moqiu coughed, lowered his voice and said a few words in his ear, Lu Qianqian's cheeks instantly turned crimson, and the string that she was holding in her hand was immediately thrown on the plate.
"It's okay, let's try it. ”
"I don't want it! ”
The two were eating and drinking, a man with a swollen face like a pig's head, passing by with grilled sausages and steamed buns in his hands, saw the two people in the house, who were feeding each other, and immediately felt that the roast sausage in his hand was not fragrant.
He was educated by Xu Moqiu in the toilet, and after being locked in the women's toilet, he was beaten by Xu Yunzi, a fierce woman inside.
Seeing that scene, he immediately gritted his teeth, his eyes breathed fire, and he said with hatred in his heart: What a Lu Qianqian!
It's really ...... Unforgivable!
I wanted to go up directly and give the little white face a beating, but I remembered that the hair was not ordinary treacherous.
There is only one person on his side, he is a pair of adulterers and adulteresses, although he is mighty, but his fists are invincible to four hands, after careful consideration, he decided to stand still first, hide and wait for the opportunity.
Looking around, there is a large swill bucket next to it, and the back is just right for Tibetans. It's a little rushing, it's no wonder that Yuejiang is known as the first of the three major furnaces in China, although it is already mid-September, it is still so hot that people want to die.
There are even many international friends who stay in the air-conditioned room every summer and do not go out, after all, the weather is too big compared with foreign countries.
In order to punish the pair of dogs and men inside, Xu Yunzi endured what ordinary people couldn't bear, squatting on the side of the swill bucket and nibbling on steamed buns to replenish his strength, staring at it with a pair of eyes.
Looking at the intimate movements of the two, I only feel that I am green from head to toe!
After waiting for about half an hour, squatting with dizzy eyes and numb legs, the pair of dog men and women inside finally stood up, and after paying the bill, Lu Qianqian took his hand and rested his head on his shoulder, and the two walked along the street very intimately.
Seeing that the two of them walked towards the famous hotel street, if they didn't stop them, then the green hat on their heads would be completely tightened.
Hurriedly got up and wanted to follow, but he was a little anemic since he was a child, and the moment he got up, his eyes suddenly went dark, and his feet were unsteady after squatting for too long.
"Whew...... Mother's, labor-management...... "Before he could be happy, Xu Yunzi suddenly felt that the swill bucket was tilted, and he was suddenly shocked, and he wanted to run but his legs didn't obey.
"Bang", the moment the half-human-high swill bucket fell, the foul swill, soaked vegetable leaves, and swollen rice grains inside...... In short, a whole bunch of messy things immediately poured him over.
"Nest the day of the immortal board!"
"Which one kills a thousand knives?"
"Oh, Ma Ye, it's stinking grandpa! Who? Do you have a sense of public morality?"
It was like a missile blowing up a dung pit, and the stench instantly diffused in the air, and there was a sudden curse all around.
Seeing that the diners stood up one after another, their mouths were dry and fragrant, the boss hurriedly said, "Everyone, don't be impatient, don't be impatient! I'll go and see what's going on." ”
Covering his mouth and nose, he ran over to see that a man was rolling in the soup and water all over the floor, and he was suddenly so angry that he pointed at him and shouted: "Where did the beggar come from? I can't find anything to play, can I? I can play with a swill bucket? Clean up the labor and management immediately, or I will beat you to death in minutes!"
"You...... Hiccup~" Xu Yunzi can be regarded as holding on to the small tree next to him and climbing up, opening his mouth, and immediately squirting out a mouthful of sour and smelly swill, so disgusting that the boss retreated again and again.
The boss grabbed the shovel next to him and held it horizontally in front of him: "Forget it, you get out of here immediately!
"I ...... Not...... Phew!" Xu Yunzi spit out a mouthful of rice residue in his mouth, and faced the boss who still had the murder weapon in Niu Gaoma's hand, and finally resisted the urge to go up and send him to death.
He took off his clothes and pants, put on only one pair of pants, and touched the dog man and woman who were still flirting by the fountain pool. Clenching a sneaker tightly in his hand, he was going to find an opportunity to shoot the little white face from behind.
It was already past ten o'clock, the night wind was blowing, and Lu Qianqian shrank into Xu Moqiu's arms.
At this moment, she was already a little drunk, hugging Xu Moqiu's neck, and looking at the night scene of the city with a smile.
Xu Moqiu whispered in her ear: "Qianqian, it's time for us to go home." ”
Lu Qianqian shook her head: "I don't want to go back now, let's sit for a while, okay? ”
"Good ......"
As soon as the words fell, a lightning bolt pierced the night sky, and then there was a thunderous sound in the sky, after the lightning and thunder, Xu Moqiu and the two just got up, and with a "bang", the torrential rain poured down from the sky like crazy.
Suddenly, the heavens and the earth seemed to be separated by a layer of fog, misty, and the rain became heavier and heavier, like a pour, like a pour. The rain was beating on the ground, splashing the water.
The rain came so suddenly that the two of them instantly turned into soup chickens, and even the bear next to them was not spared.
Running hand in hand in the heavy rain, Lu Qianqian smiled happily than ever before.
Xu Moqiu pointed to the side and said, "There's a hotel over there, let's go over first." ”
A hint of loss flashed in Lu Qianqian's eyes, but she still nodded: "Oh, good." ”
The two walked into the hotel, the little sister at the front desk hurriedly handed over the towel, Xu Moqiu nodded at her gratefully, and asked, "Is there still a room?"
"Yes. ”
Xu Moqiu hesitated: "Give us two." ”
"Just two ......"
"Wait!" At this moment, another couple pushed the door and broke in, and hurriedly said, "Give us a room." ”
"This ......" The little girl at the front desk was embarrassed, and looked at Xu Moqiu and Lu Qianqian.
The man hurriedly said to Xu Moqiu: "Big brother, you see that it's raining so hard outside, just let me have one! It's not that we're too lazy to leave, my girlfriend is weak and easy to get sick when it rains......
This was true, his girlfriend was drenched at the moment, shrunk in his arms and shivering, looking at him with a begging expression.
Lu Qianqian said, "Give it to them." ”
"Thank you, thank you, beauty!" the man hurriedly thanked, "In this way, I helped you out with your room money......"
"No, no, you can take her up quickly. The little couple was dressed plainly, and they didn't look like children of a rich family, and Xu Moqiu directly rejected his kindness.
The girl whispered, "Thank you." ”
"You're welcome. Lu Qianqian smiled.
"Two, this is your room card. The little girl at the front desk smiled and handed over the card in her hand.