Chapter 468: Committing suicide by caesarean section in minutes
When everyone heard this, they immediately burst out laughing!
Seeing this, Gu Changsheng's face suddenly turned unsightly, and he couldn't help but raise his hand and point at everyone, "It's too much! It's not kind! It's not enough to kill people, I'm like this, what do you want to do?"
Gu Changsheng stretched out his hands as he spoke!
Ya, it's a hand, it's already comparable to a pig's trotter, isn't it?
She really paid the price of blood for this sachet!
Can't be so blasphemous with her hard work!
When everyone heard this, they all looked at Gu Changsheng's hand, and when they saw it, their faces suddenly looked a little bad!
"Mother......! It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt! I'll give you a ......" The little meat bun saw his mother's swollen fingers full of needle eyes, and immediately ran over, carefully holding his mother's hand and snorting.
Seeing this, Gu Changsheng's face suddenly relaxed, and he couldn't help but sigh, "Hey! This is really biological!"
Ya, she decided to forgive him for the time being, an unfilial son who followed the trend and watched the lively evil deeds!
When Mr. Banshan saw his daughter's hand, a trace of distress flashed in his eyes, but when he looked at the sachet in his hand again, he suddenly struggled a little!
"Father-in-law......" Seeing this, Gu Changsheng hurriedly left his son and leaned over to his father-in-law, who was in control of his life and death, his expression was pitiful and crying, and the one with a pair of pig's trotters stretched out was obvious!
Ya, do you understand striking while the iron is hot? Do you understand the bitter meat plan?
She's a fool if she doesn't use her!
At this time, who can't let her father-in-law soften her heart and rescue her from the bottom of Wuzhi Mountain, then she will really die on this sachet!
"Well?" Under the expectant gaze of his beloved daughter, Mr. Banshan replied noncommittally, his gaze still resting on the sachet.
Gu Changsheng saw that his father-in-law did not veto, so he knew that there was a door, so he hurriedly leaned forward and said impatiently, "Father-in-law, although this sachet is a little ugly, it is all made by me with a stitch and a thread, full of my true feelings and blood and tears!"
Nima, this is really full of blood and tears!
Didn't you see that her fingers were all pierced?
"Don't call this sachet, how can you make the sachet in the world embarrassing?" Mr. Banshan glanced at his daughter and said lukewarmly.
"Uh......" Gu Changsheng suddenly choked when he heard this.
"Poof!"
"Poof!"
“......”
When everyone around heard this, they immediately burst out laughing.
"Righteousness...... Father-in-law, you are serious......" Gu Changsheng wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with a sneering face, and opened his mouth.
What the hell is this?
When did her father-in-law, who looked up to the mountains, know the essence of cold humor so well?
Look at the one who choked her, and almost had a breath!
This Nima is simply not allowed to live!
When Mr. Banshan heard this, he glanced at his daughter again, lifted the sachet in his hand, and said excitedly, "You, at most, can only be called a sandbag, just tied a rope......"
"Uh......" Gu Changsheng's face suddenly darkened when he heard this.
"Poofhaha!"
"Haha!"
“......”
The laughter around suddenly became even more arrogant!
Even the little monk who doesn't quit can't help but lower his head and only recite the Buddha's verses, and it is estimated that he has endured it very hard!
Gu Changsheng swept his eyes around, the corners of his mouth twitched, the corners of his eyes twitched, his whole face was about to be paralyzed, he endured it a few times, but after all, he couldn't hold back, snatched the sachet from his father-in-law, and roared exhaustively, "You guys are almost!"
"Ya, you have never seen such a unique sachet?" Gu Changsheng stretched out the sachet in front of him, and asked in a cold voice with a threatening face with a fist clenched in one hand.
"This ...... I haven't seen it yet...... Haha...... "Under Gu Changsheng's obscenity, Xiao'er only swallowed his saliva and said truthfully.
God is pitiful, she is telling the truth, she has really never seen such a unique ...... Bag!
"Little Sixi, have you ever seen such a unique sachet?" Gu Changsheng shifted his target and looked at Sixi.
Under the deterrence of his own lady, Sixi shook his head obediently, "No!
Oh my God, he's telling the truth!
He really had never seen anything so unique...... Bag!
Mr. Banshan, in a serious word, straight to the target!
Sixi couldn't help but look at Mr. Banshan on the side with admiration!
"Little Leizi, have you ever seen such a unique sachet?" Gu Changsheng turned to Dong Lei, swept the sachet in his hand, and opened his mouth threateningly.
Ya, dare to say that it's not thick?
Her sachet has a very large capacity, very thick!
"That...... Wife...... The slave maid has never seen it!" Dong Lei hesitated, but still chose to tell the truth!
When Gu Changsheng saw this, he was immediately satisfied, and he changed his face to look at his father-in-law, and opened his mouth in an unusually serious manner, "Master Father-in-law, such a unique, unique, and blessed sachet must be given to the demon, he is very satisfied! He must be so moved that he can't help himself, and he takes it out and looks at it thousands of times every day!"
"Ahem, what if he is not satisfied?" Mr. Banshan couldn't help but shudder, and coughed lightly twice before he steadied his mind and spoke.
What is it about him to tell her?
When Gu Changsheng heard this, his eyes couldn't help but widen, he raised his hand and patted his chest with all his might, and said loudly, "If he is not satisfied, my mother, I will commit suicide by caesarean section in front of him in minutes!"
Damn! Who is afraid of whom! If the demon dares to be dissatisfied, she Nima will really die with him every minute!
She's so painstaking, is she easy for her!
It's just her painstaking work, it's rare to meet a discerning Bole!
The world is difficult, and it is so difficult!
"Poof!Haha! Gu Changsheng, you really dare!" Xiao'er only heard the words, and immediately sprayed again!
She found out that she would die in the Gu Mansion and not return to Mobei, which was really the wisest decision she had ever made in her life!
Gu Changsheng is a superb!
I don't know what she thinks!
If she is like this, it is strange that her senior brother dares to be dissatisfied!
"That young general, come close!" Mr. Banshan ignored the smiling family members in the room, and beckoned to the Confucian general who had come to give the New Year's gift.
Mr. Banshan had a move, and the little Confucian general, who had been standing at the door and snickering, heard that he dared to delay, and immediately stepped forward under the sideways eyes of everyone, bowed down and called out suspiciously, "Sir?"
At this time, Mr. Banshan called him, what would happen?
At this time, everyone's hearts were puzzled!
Rao is Gu Changsheng, and he can't touch the north with a face!
"Young general, can you hear the words of the old man and his daughter?" Mr. Banshan looked at the respectful young general in front of him and asked in a deep voice.
When the young general heard this, he couldn't help but raise his head, but in the blink of an eye, he lowered it again, and replied respectfully, "Mr. Tell me, my subordinates heard clearly!"
Mr. Banshan nodded when he heard this, stepped forward and took the sachet from his daughter's hand.
As soon as his hands were empty, Gu Changsheng suddenly felt like he had been struck by lightning, and his eyes widened in disbelief!
What is her stepfather going to do? What is he going to do?
"So, you take this with you...... This sachet and the old man's return gift will return to Liaodong!" Mr. Banshan couldn't help but pause when he said the sachet.
When Gu Changsheng heard this, he immediately lowered his head in shame!
Khan! God is pitiful! How sorry it is to let his father-in-law admit that it was a sachet!
It's not easy to be a Tinima!
"Sir?" the young general looked panicked, took the sachet tremblingly, and said with difficulty.
"Remember to talk about the words of the old man and his daughter, and learn it to Zhou Mu word for word!" Mr. Banshan stroked his beautiful beard and said in a serious manner, "Remember that he must be moved every day, and he will take it out and watch it upside down thousands of times every day!"
"Uh......" When the young general heard this, he immediately became messy in the wind!
Gu Changsheng was even worse! She was already floating in the wind! A pair of phoenix eyes looked at his father-in-law in disbelief, Gu Changsheng really wanted to die on his father-in-law!
The people around him were even more terrifying!
Under the terrifying gaze of everyone, Mr. Banshan waved his wide sleeves lightly, turned away, and left a sentence that resounded in the air through everyone's hearts!
"Remember to tell Zhou Mu, if he doesn't do this, the old man's beloved daughter will commit suicide by caesarean section in front of him every minute!"
Mr. Banshan has walked so far that he can't even see his back, and everyone in Qingfeng Building has not recovered from the shock!
The most shocking thing is Gu Changsheng!
Happiness came too suddenly, and she couldn't accept it!
"Just that sachet, let the senior brother read it thousands of times a day?