It's hard to imagine that a big beauty would say such a thing!

Is it because he looks too outstanding?

But it's too sudden, isn't it? Anyway, you have to dig deeper, have a meal and watch a movie.

Besides, isn't she Lu Mingyue's best friend? Isn't it a bit ...... to do this?

Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was stunned, Qin Mengyan frowned: "Hey, what kind of expression do you have?"

Xu Moqiu came back to his senses: "No, what did you just say?"

"I said, you ...... this Sunday!!" Qin Mengyan reacted instantly, and grabbed Xu Moqiu's ear, "Okay, your surname is Xu, you still dare to take advantage of your aunt and grandmother, isn't it good to live?"

Xu Moqiu saw that she was suspected of violence, so she hurriedly waved her hand: "Hey, hey, hey, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth......"

It's a pity that what she is in front of is not a gentleman, but a little woman who is never reasonable.

Regardless of your thirty-seven or twenty-something, twisting Xu Moqiu's ears is a 360-degree rotation, and it hurts so much that he almost doesn't jump.

And this scene happened to be seen by Yang Goulin, who came out to take out the garbage.

Yang Goulin's eyes lit up suddenly, and he quickly hid by the trash can, chose an excellent position, and found out the newly bought camera.

Hmph! Little white face, actually stepping on two boats! Now the evidence is conclusive, see how you explain it to Lu Caidie at that time!

"Oh, it's gone! It's gone! Grandma spares her life!" Xu Moqiu was in pain and had to beg for mercy. In my heart, I was secretly surprised: this kind of skin kiss, my magic skill was not activated! This is really a miracle.

Qin Mengyan clapped her hands: "Hmph! I'll spare you this time!

"Eldest sister, it's you who break the sentence yourself...... Well, it's me thinking too much. Say, what do you want me to do?"

Qin Mengyan began to squirm again: "Zhou ...... Finally, go to my house. ”

Xu Moqiu looked puzzled: "What are you doing at your house?"

"Eat. ”

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "Oh, that's not necessary, I have a place to eat." ”

"You ......" Qin Mengyan couldn't wait to pull out the sanitary napkin and stuff it in his mouth! ”

"Then what else are you going to do?" Xu Moqiu looked at the two sturdy big white legs, and his mind began to think crankily again.

Chatting with this guy can completely make people angry. Qin Mengyan simply said bluntly: "Have you read the online novel? ”

Simple?

She actually thinks this kind of thing is easy!

Oh my God, doesn't she know that in online novels, once something like this happens, the hero and heroine will become a couple in the end? Could it be ......

"Hey! What are you thinking when you're smiling so obscenely? I'll tell you, you're just pretending! My aunt and grandmother are known as 'a flower in the Yuejiang River', and it is impossible for her to have anything to do with you, so don't be delusional!"

"But I ...... on the weekend"

"Aren't you just a miscellaneous subordinate in the Lu family?" Qin Mengyan interrupted unceremoniously, "When the time comes, I will personally speak and borrow your ...... No, it's only half a day, Mingyue definitely won't say anything. ”

looked at the face of the philistine, and added: "Give money!"

Xu Moqiu's eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands, and said righteously: "Hehe! Talking about money is outside, and it is my duty to relieve the worries of beautiful women! That, take the liberty of asking, how much?"

"It's up to you! That's it! Just prepare yourself. Okay, I still have something to do, and I don't have time to ink with you. "I didn't take two steps before I turned back again.

Before Xu Moqiu could ask a question, he heard her mosquito-like voice coming: "I...... That's coming, can you help me ......"

Xu Moqiu was shocked, took a few steps back, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Meng Yan, we've only known each other for a long time, isn't this not good......?

This guy is really superb!

Qin Mengyan couldn't laugh or cry a little: "You think it's quite beautiful." I really want to crack open your shell with a hammer and see what's in it! I'm going to change it, I don't have long hands?

"Oh, then you ......"

"Go buy it for me!"

"You didn't grow yourself...... Okay, I see! Don't worry, I'll go. Seeing her looking around, quite suspicious of looking for the murder weapon, Xu Moqiu's neck shrank, and quickly swallowed the half of the words into his stomach.

Came to the school commissary with a cigarette, it was the end of class at the moment, and there were not a few students who came and went to buy snacks and stationery, especially those female students who were holding hands and Yingying Yanyan were there, Xu Moqiu was a little embarrassed to step forward.

After thinking about it for a while, I felt that it was not too late to wait for the class bell to ring.

I lit a cigarette, and before I could take two puffs, I heard a gong-like voice ringing in my ears: "Huh, Mr. Xu, why are you here? Could it be that you also come to see the beauty?"

Raising his head, he happened to see Wu Dalang's hateful face, Xu Moqiu said with a straight face: "Teacher, I'm thinking about the true meaning of life and the theory of time curved motion, forget it, you don't understand it when I told you." ”

The girl's sweet voice sounded in her ears: "Teacher, do you want to buy something, do you want me to help?"

Raising his head, it was the squad leader Zhao Yaru, Xu Moqiu smiled: "No, it's almost class, you buy things and hurry back to the classroom, I'm on duty this week, and I won't be merciful if I'm caught being late." ”

"Jingle Bell"

The ten minutes after class are always unusually short, and looking at the group of students who gradually dispersed, Xu Moqiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Wandering around the entrance of the commissary for a long time with his hands behind his back, he flashed sideways, like a spy who infiltrated the enemy's country to steal confidential information, and instantly ...... was caught by the commissary uncle.

The uncle said bitterly: "Young man, I have been observing you for a long time, you are sneaky, could it be that you want to be a thief? I see that you look like five people and six people, with hands and feet, how can you do such a deed? After you die, you will go to hell!"

"Uncle, you misunderstood me, I am a glorious people's teacher, how can I do those things?" Xu Moqiu shook his clothes and said, "I can't hide it, in fact, I am an undercover agent sent by the school, and my task is to secretly check whether there is any problem with your food." ”

The uncle obviously didn't believe it: "It's really fake?"

Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered the red armband in his pocket, rolled his eyes, pulled out half of it and showed it to him, and lowered his voice: "Then can it be fake?"

Then he coughed: "I'll go first and see, don't make a noise." ”

Pretending to be a few snacks first, he came to the women's products area, looking at the dazzling and colorful sanitary napkins on the shelves, Xu Moqiu's head suddenly became big.

I was in a hurry and forgot to ask her what brand she used, thought about it, turned around and asked the uncle: "You are these...... Doesn't it work?"

Where do the big guys know where to go with this thing? The uncle shook his head blankly.

"Forget it, get me a pack of each, there was a group sanitary napkin poisoning incident in XX school recently, and this matter can't be careless. ”

The uncle hurriedly said: "We are all brand goods, absolutely no problem." ”

Xu Moqiu waved his hand: "Hehe, is there any, we won't know until we finish the test, put it up!"

"And this, there was a collective explosion of water cups in XX school, and this matter is making a lot of noise, don't you know?

"And this ......"

Ten minutes later, Xu Moqiu walked out of the commissary with two big bags on his face and a smile on his face, the boss was very friendly, and he didn't let him pay, Xu Moqiu 'shirked', but had to 'reluctantly' accept it.

Looking at the big bag of sanitary napkins, snacks and a lot of messy things, Qin Mengyan's small mouth opened, but she couldn't speak.

As the saying goes, if you don't know about it, you can't do it unless you do.

It is also said that there is no impermeable wall in this world.

At the same time that Xu Moqiu handed over the sanitary napkin to Qin Mengyan, there were already idlers who sent this exciting news.

In the classroom of the third class of the first year of high school, Wu Dalang sat on the table with a big sting, ignoring the angry math teacher Zhou Ajin, and threw a broad bean into his mouth: "I knew that there was an ulterior secret for the coward Xu to sit in front of the commissary secretly. ”

"The cowardly Xu is actually pursuing the beautiful, generous, dignified and virtuous, gentle and lovely Goddess Qin! It's simply unforgivable!" The white toad spit fire with his eyes and pointed his pencil, gritted his teeth, and scratched the book full of Xu Moqiu's name.

Ma Ganghelmet is afraid that the world will not be chaotic: "Toad, let me tell you another unfortunate news, according to people familiar with the matter, the relationship between the two has already developed to ...... Uh-huh, you know that!"

"I'll tell you! No evidence, don't talk nonsense, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people!"

"I'm afraid you haven't forgotten the injury on Goddess Qin's knee!" Ma Ganghelmet also made a posture of pushing a cart when he said this.

"Mother, I don't share the sky with the coward, and I vow to dismantle him for eight ......."

Everyone was discussing the relationship between Xu Moqiu and Qin Mengyan fiercely, and a majestic coughing sound came from outside the door: "What's the trouble? It's just unbelievable to be noisy like this during class time! The sacred campus is for studying! You, you, and you!

The classroom suddenly fell silent, this guy has never been the same, and he has been punishing students in a variety of ways, and several students who are working against him are said to have been placed on probation, and they are still one step away from saying goodbye to this campus.

Playing is fun, no one wants to make extraneous branches, otherwise it will be really difficult for parents to explain.

But what makes them curious is that this guy never cares about their class in the past, why did he have a whim today?

In the final analysis, their homeroom teacher Xu Moqiu is to blame for this, Liao Yibao suffered a secret loss under his hands, and he was angry, so he happened to come to the first floor of the high school, so he took his students to be angry.

Not to mention, this trick is really good! Liao Yibao's mood instantly became beautiful.

Soon it was time after school, Xu Moqiu was on duty as a teacher, and he had to wait until the students went to bed before going home at night, so he ate half a catty of fried noodles in the cafeteria, then returned to the office and began to look through the students' files.

Gao Yuanjun came over with a cup of tea: "Xiao Xu, don't worry too much, 400 points is just a casual talk." ”

Xu Moqiu raised his head: "How can I listen to the meaning of this, you seem to be very optimistic about our class?"

"Ahem...... Well, the results of your class are obvious to all. ”

"Forget it, I'm going to surprise you then. Xu Moqiu suddenly remembered something, got up and closed the office door, "By the way, Team Leader Gao, I have something to trouble you." ”

Gao Yuanjun pretended to be generous: "Oh, everyone is a colleague, but it doesn't hurt to say it." If there is anything I need help with, I will do my best. ”

Belly slander: It's hard to say if you can help or not.

Xu Moqiu thought for a while: "That's the case, you see, last week's oolong incident hurt everyone...... Ahem, I mean, I'll set up two tables another day and give you one of them. ”

"Look, you said this is the outside, isn't it?" Gao Yuanjun suddenly put down the cup in his hand and looked displeased, "Are we that kind of person? You are new here, you don't understand a lot of things, and it is reasonable for everyone to be implicated." Don't take it too seriously. ”

After a pause, he said: "I know a restaurant that tastes good, has an elegant environment, and has a big ...... upstairs Ahem! I still have a discount card, don't change the day, I think, it's a good day. Suitable for ...... Wine and dine someone. ”