Chapter 587: Liao Yibao's counterattack
Although this kick didn't use much force, it almost kicked Xu Moqiu's fragile ribs, making him scream in pain.
Before he could get up, he was directly grabbed by Qin Mengyan by the flesh on his neck, and lifted him up like a cat.
"Wangwang-" Xu Moqiu wanted to say, "Come with me", but he didn't expect his mouth to open and make a dog bark!
This Nima is having a lot of fun!
Qin Mengyan knocked a violent chestnut on the door of his head, and said in her mouth: "What are you howling? Grandma doesn't have dog food for you! Go back wherever you come from, don't affect my work." ”
As he spoke, he threw it out. Then he slammed the door and continued to write and draw in the notebook.
This is too gentle, isn't it? Xu Moqiu is angry!
The back door was closed, and there was the front door, and the moment was unyielding, and he was spared through the front door again.
came to Qin Mengyan's side again, bit the strap of her sandals and dragged them back.
"Hey, you little thing, you're still entangled with your aunt today, right?" Qin Mengyan bent down and lifted it up again.
He put it on his desk and took a closer look.
The dog is very weird, parting from the middle of the bridge of the nose, and the coat colors on both sides are extremely contrasting, white on the left and black on the right. Those eyes looked like someone.
"Puppy smash, shouldn't you be a relative of that guy?" Qin Mengyan laughed and stretched out her hand to flick it on his head.
Relatives fart! Can't you guess it's me? Xu Moqiu's head hurt from her bullet, and she hurriedly stretched out her paws on the table to write out her identity.
At this time, the bell rang for the end of class, the office door was pushed open, and teachers walked in one after another.
Gao Yuanjun walked in front and saw the yin and yang dog on the table, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he leaned up: "Ouch, Teacher Qin, do you still have dogs?
As he spoke, he stretched out his greasy paws and grabbed Xu Moqiu's ears fiercely.
Mom, you can't be light-hearted, and they all come to bully me, right?
Xu Moqiu was hurt by him, and seeing that he still refused to let go, he had the meaning of gaining an inch, so he simply turned his head and gnawed it hard.
"Oops!" Gao Yuanjun screamed, hurriedly let go, and looked closely, leaving two deep tooth marks on his wrist.
Suddenly angry, rolled up his sleeves, picked up the broom pole in the corner of the wall and shouted: "Teacher Qin, this must be a mad dog, and it will be a scourge to keep it! You get out of the way, I will beat it to death with a stick! Mother's kiss actually dares to bite me! It's lawless!"
Mad dog, I think you are a mad dog when you step on a horse!" Xu Moqiu bared his teeth and howled at him.
Qin Mengyan directly protected it in her arms, and said with a dissatisfied expression: "Teacher Gao, you did it yourself first, and you hurt others." ”
Gao Yuanjun rubbed his wrist and said with a dark face: "Then it shouldn't bite! Look at my hand, rabies vaccine is ...... same as not asking for money."
Qin Mengyan didn't say a word, took out a few banknotes from her bag and put them in front of him.
"Ahem, I'll just say that, Teacher Qin will see you outside. Gao Yuanjun cheekily put the banknote into his arms, stretched out his hand and touched Xu Moqiu's head, "This dog is really good-looking." Come doggy, bark and listen. ”
When you don't give money, you're a mad dog, and if you give money, you're a puppy. Can you be a little disciplined?
But at this moment, Xu Moqiu just wanted to take Qin Mengyan first to deal with a few guys downstairs, so he opened his mouth and pulled her shirt.
"Slap" As soon as the dog's mouth was closed, the head was immediately slapped, Qin Mengyan glared and said: "I can't see that it's still a little perverted dog!" I still want to pull my aunt's clothes, believe it or not, I will take you to have birth control surgery right away." ”
The conscience of heaven and earth, Xu Moqiu really didn't think about anything else! But where did he dare to make a mistake, his neck shrank, he no longer moved, and only turned a pair of eyeballs around.
"Jingle bells" rings crisply.
"Oops, I almost forgot, I still have class!" Qin Mengyan suddenly remembered, hesitated, and still hugged Xu Moqiu,
Oooo
Feeling the softness of the ecstasy, Xu Moqiu felt that this should be the only comfort after he became a dog. Love Qin baby!
Before he was moved, he was grabbed by Qin Mengyan's neck: "It's really a perverted dog! What are you rubbing? Be honest with me, or I'll castrate you in a while." ”
Do you want to be so ruthless? Xu Moqiu didn't dare to move anymore, so she let her carry it and walked down the teaching building step by step.
Facts have proved that Xu Moqiu is completely overthinking, there are a few people lying below, how can they not attract the attention of others? Now the police have arrived and blocked the scene.
Qin Mengyan leaned over to understand the situation and left, came to the playground, and blew the whistle on her chest: "Assemble!"
This class is the physical education class of the second and third years of high school, and the charm of Goddess Qin is really not ordinary, and no one is absent. Seeing that she had an extra dog in her hand, they came over one after another.
"Hey, Mr. Qin, where did you pick up the dog?
Xu Moqiu: You only pick it up when you step on a horse.
"Could it be a mutated ancient beast?"
Xu Moqiu: I think you look like a fierce beast.
"Haha, what do I think of those pair of dog eyes looking like Teacher Xu?"
Xu Moqiu: You can see this, you really have a pair of dog eyes!
Qin Mengyan put Xu Moqiu on the ground and whistled again: "Don't make trouble, gather quickly, sports commissioner, don't be courteous, organize the team immediately." ”
Nie Kai pulled his crop top down and shouted, "Assemble and assemble!"
Lu Bao'er kept staring at Xu Moqiu, and when he wasn't paying attention, she stretched out her hand and grabbed him on the back, and then jumped into the team.
This one almost didn't rip off his skin, this damn little witch!
After tidying up the team, Qin Mengyan waved her hand: "Run two laps to warm up first, and I'll go get the equipment." Female classmates who come to relatives can rest next to them. Sports Commissioner, take the lead, run!"
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Liao Yibao almost got into trouble this time and was severely reprimanded by the principal. Dejected, he returned to the security office.
When I walked to the side of the teaching building, I suddenly found that there was a dog on the side of the playground!
He was worried that he couldn't find a place to vent, and the moment he saw it, he immediately had an idea.
He also knew that these little girls had little resistance to this furry creature, and if he did it in front of them, they would definitely not give up, and with a roll of his eyes, he immediately had an idea.
Liao Yibao leaned over and put on a serious face: "Classmate, your teacher is on the playground and is looking for you to have something." ”
"Oh. Although they were suspicious, a few girls went obediently.
The moment he saw Liao Yibao, Xu Moqiu was shocked, and his first reaction was that this guy was coming at him, and in his current state, he was not the opponent of this dead bald head at all.
turned around and ran, but I didn't know which naughty ghost it was, so I took a rope and tied his two front legs together, and fell directly to the ground. Fell a real dog eating.
"Hahahaha! What a stupid dog, in front of my old Liao, still want to run?" Liao took off his coat with a bag, quickly struck, directly covered it, hugged it in his arms, turned around and left.
Xu Moqiu wanted to scream, but the dead bald head pinched his neck fiercely, and he couldn't scream at all, and at the same time, one arm clamped him, completely unable to move.
In this way, he was taken directly to the hut next to the security office, which was usually used for cooking, but then somehow it was abandoned.
Liao Yibao didn't know where to find a few hemp ropes and directly tied his limbs and neck.
Of course, in the process of binding, he was bitten several times, and Xu Moqiu showed no mercy to this enemy, and directly bit him so much that he was drenched in blood and almost ripped off a piece of meat.
"Mom's, horizontal! I'll drink you for a while, I don't think you're still horizontal!" The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and when I raised my leg, I kicked it over.
This kick almost didn't break Xu Moqiu's thigh, and he screamed in pain. I secretly swore in my heart, when Lao Tzu changed back, I would see how your father cleaned you up!
"Ouch, dog, still glaring at your grandfather?" Liao Yibao raised his leg and kicked it over again, and said with a smug face, "Why do I think your dog eyes are so annoying? Just like Xu Moqiu's sand sculpture." After digging it out for a while, it must be very comfortable. ”
Feng Shui takes turns, and Xu Moqiu can be regarded as understanding this truth. I used to eat Liao bald head to death, but I didn't expect to be abused by him one day. Don't mess with him now, bow your head and think of a way out.
"As the saying goes, 'one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white', although you are ugly, you are half delicious. Seeing that you are living so hard, my old Liao will overtake you today!" Liao Yibao said and walked out, lest someone come in and let it go, stuffed it with sackcloth in its mouth, found a few big locks to lock the door, and then turned to leave.
What? This dead bald head still eats the flesh of labor and capital! Xu Moqiu was so frightened that he wanted to die. Now it is called that the heavens should not be right, and the earth and the earth are not spiritual.
The head of the flower on the other side of the labor and management and the son-in-law of the prince of Yama are actually going to end up with a separation of flesh and blood? Xu Moqiu cursed some people again in his heart.
Liao came to the cafeteria with a bag of cigarettes, asked the chef to borrow a kitchen knife, a machete, and a chopping board, and cheekily asked for a lot of ingredients such as star anise, fennel, grass fruit, dried chili, tangerine peel, etc., and then asked for seasonings and chopsticks, and took a pocket to put it in.
Chef Fat asked beside him, "Vice Principal Liao, are you planning to start your own fire?" Do you want me to help?"
Obviously, in his opinion, Liao Yibao doesn't look like a person who can cook at all.
"No, no, you're busy. Liao Yibao refused the fat chef's kindness, and hurried back to the hut with his pockets.
"Squeak" pushed the door open, Liao Yibao laughed twice, grabbed Xu Moqiu's dog ears, kept the kitchen knife on his neck, and said with a smile: "Dog, are you afraid? Wait for me to boil the water first, and then I will send you on the road." ”
Patiently, he washed the hairy iron pot and began to boil the water.
Liao Yibao sat on a chair, lit a cigarette, kept beating on his thigh with his right hand, closed his eyes, and hummed the mainland pop song "I Am Da Shabi" in his mouth, which was called a spring breeze.
"Vice Principal Liao, what are you doing here?" suddenly a pleasant woman's voice sounded in her ears.
When I opened my eyes, I saw that the person who came was Xiao Yuhan, a school teacher, who smiled at her, pointed at Xu Moqiu and said: "As the saying goes, 'dog meat rolls three times, and the gods can't stand steadily', although this dog thing looks ugly, its meat is delicious, not only can warm the spleen and stomach, nourish the kidneys and help yang, but also ......"
"What?" Xiao Yuhan's eyes widened, "You...... Are you going to eat this puppy?"
Liao flicked the cigarette ash and grinned: "Hey, it's not small, it's not small! It's so big, it's delicious to eat! The skin is crispy and the meat is tender, I overdo it for it, it should be very happy!"
As he spoke, he stretched out his foot and kicked Xu Moqiu: "Isn't it, you stupid dog, are you still embarrassed with me?"
Xu Moqiu screamed miserably, bared his teeth at him, and barked wildly. Now, he wanted to swallow the dead bald head into his belly in one gulp! Unfortunately, he didn't have the ability.
"Oh my God! Vice Principal Liao...... You...... How can you do this? It's so cruel!" Just like her name, Xiao Yuhan's face was a little cold, and he rushed into the house, blocked Xu Moqiu, and scolded, "Don't you know that dogs are the most loyal friends of human beings......?" What's the difference with brutes?"
"If you have to poison it today, then you will step on my corpse!"
Hearing Xiao Yuhan's words, Xu Moqiu was moved to tears! He secretly swore that if the Xiao family was in trouble in the future, he would definitely help him.
Liao Yibao frowned, flicked the cigarette butt away, and said, "Teacher Xiao, it's just a stupid dog, there's no need for this......, right? It's cooked, I'll invite you to eat it together. ”
Xiao Yuhan was unmoved, and said with a calm face: "Vice Principal Liao, as a school leader, you have to set an example and kill small animals, if this matter spreads, what do you think the students will think of you?"
"Teacher Xiao, are you threatening me?" Liao Yibao also pulled his face down.