Chapter 121: Telekinesis
"Why should I be drunk when I bring a living person into the underworld?" As soon as Yan Jun's words fell, he heard a plop, and Old Man Zhong had already knelt on the ground and kept begging for mercy.
"Living people trespass into the underworld without permission, destroy the underworld, make a big fuss in the underworld, and I can send a messenger to detain you for the crime of trespassing into the underworld without permission......"
Without waiting for Yan Jun to finish speaking, I hurriedly said, "Didn't you arrange what I did?"
"We—who are we??, who arranged for him to do those things? You?" Shura smiled and shook his head.
I'm rubbing, a bunch of old foxes.
"The combination of several crimes should have sent you to the Infernal Hell, but if your intentions are not bad, I will sentence you to the position of managing the reincarnation for a thousand years!"
After hearing the words "One Thousand Years and Reincarnation", Long Yin was already in his hand, even if I desperately escaped into nothingness today, it was impossible for me to stay in the toilet that had been digging for a thousand years! But Yan Jun's next words made me put away the Long Yin in my hand.
"I think you have something important to do now, this thousand years, let's talk about it when you come down to report! But ......" Yan Jun looked me up and down as he spoke.
My heart tightened, and my right hand kicked into my trouser pocket again.
"There's something that doesn't seem to belong to you, shouldn't you leave it for me?"
Just when I was a little confused, Yan Jun's eyes were firmly fixed on the position of my trouser pocket, I wipe, aren't you worried about my dragon yin, this brother is my good brother who was born and died, how can I leave it to you?
I put my right hand into my trouser pocket and grabbed the dragon yin tightly, these gods and ghosts have too many tricks, who knows when he accidentally took my dragon yin like a trick I don't know. Seeing that I held the dragon yin tightly, Yan Jun smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's not your weapon, it's the thing behind."
Suddenly, my mind moved, and a damn word, you are a pervert, looking at you like a dog, I can't imagine that you have such a hobby? If that's the case, yes, I'll go clean the toilet now, and I won't go back, anyway, I can't suffer from you.
"You're thinking too much, it's what's in your back pants pocket"
Under Yan Jun's reminder, I took out the contents of my ass pocket, which was the wallet I snatched from the fake general, which could take out anything.
"This thing shouldn't appear in your world, if you keep it in your hands, it will bring you trouble sooner or later, you can leave it with me!" As he spoke, Yan Jun stretched out his hand towards me.
Looking at the wallet in my hand, this wallet that can take out different things can indeed be called a divine object, such a divine object I spent a lot of effort to get, so I gave it to him so easily? I looked at the wallet and then at Yan Jun, smiled and said, "Yan Jun, although this object is not mine, but this is my brother and this old man Zhong exchanged their lives for it."
"I saved your life," Shura, who had been writhing his body on the side, suddenly interjected.
I glared at him, "I thank you, do I beg you to come to me?" After speaking, he ignored this guy and continued to say to Yan Jun, "It's okay to give you this thing, but you have to promise me two conditions."
Hearing my conditions, Yan Jun actually laughed, and after a while, Yan Jun put away his smile and looked at me playfully, "Tell me, what kind of conditions do you want to put forward to me, you are the first person to negotiate conditions with me in thousands of years"
I rubbed, I have been the first number of times during this period of time, and I am not afraid of being in front of it one more time, I straightened my waist, paused and said to Yan Jun, "First, let go of this old buddy of mine, these things have nothing to do with him, I want him to do this;
"Okay, I promise you, let go of this old brother of yours. But you want a baby, tell me first, let me think about it."
"Okay, Yan Jun is Yan Jun, if you are really a cheerful person, I want a treasure who can take out the objects I store from the air like you"
"What?" Yan Jun looked at me with wide eyes and confusion.
"It's a treasure that can take things out of the air at any time, and can pick up things from the air" I repeated again, looking at Yan Jun's expression, is this thing so precious, how do I think that each of their gods and ghosts has such a treasure, this thing should not seem so precious.
"You mean something like this?" As he spoke, Yan Jun reached out and grabbed a handful in the air beside him, and a silver long sword shining with cold light appeared out of thin air in his hand.
I rubbed, this action is handsome, I nodded at Yan Jun non-stop.
Yan Jun looked at me, then turned his head to look at the old man Zhong who was still kneeling on the ground, suddenly wanted to understand what was coming, reached out and took the wallet in my hand, smiled at me, and after listening to the order, the old man Zhong knelt and crawled in front of Yan Jun.
"This Brother Ye Tian begs for mercy for you, this capital crime can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, from today on, you will return to the world with Ye Tian, and use all means to torture Qian Duoduo's children, so that they can't survive, can't die, and don't need to be brought to the underworld to report after death, and go directly to the Infernal Underworld"
As Old Man Zhong said yes, Yan Jun laughed and turned around and walked towards the corridor behind him, and with each step forward, his body gradually became more transparent, and just as Yan Jun was about to disappear in front of me, I shouted to Yan Jun, "Eh, Yan Jun, where is my treasure?"
While speaking, Yan Jun had disappeared into the corridor, leaving only one sentence, "This old buddy of yours will take you to get it"
Half an hour later, in front of a huge machine in the mission management center, Old Man Zhong handed over a tattered cloth bag to me after some operation, and the moment I took the pocket, the pocket disappeared into thin air.
"In the future, if you want to put something, you can imagine putting it in this pocket, and if you want to take something, you can think about what you need. After saying that, the old man muttered again, "I really don't understand, why do you want such a thing, didn't I tell you that this thing is free to get?"
There was a snap, and my big-eared melon seeds had already been greeted on the back of Old Man Zhong's head, I wiped it, when did you tell me that this thing was free to receive? I didn't look at you being handsome, and I thought that it would not be a loss to exchange artifacts for artifacts! You want to take me to get such a rag bag earlier, as for me to mention such a condition to Yan Jun? It would be good to have an extra year or twenty of Yangshou!
Just as I was about to ask Old Man Zhong if there was a way to take me back to Yan Jun to discuss whether he could add me a hundred and eighty years of yang life, there was a sound of drumming from the direction of Fengdu Mansion.
The drums sounded, and everyone's eyes were on the direction of Fengdu Mansion.
"This drum hasn't been played in over a thousand years!"
"Drum of things?"
"This drum was set up by Yan Jun on behalf of the previous generation, if there is something that Yan Jun needs to help solve, you can go to the drum, a bit like the drum outside the public court in ancient times...... No one has beaten this drum for more than a thousand years."
I saw that there was a soul running in the direction of Fengdu Mansion where the drum sounded, it seems that this problem of loving to join in the excitement can not be changed anywhere, I smiled and walked in the direction of Fengdu Mansion, this is lively and does not look at it but it will be a big loss.
Without taking a few steps, several people dressed like Old Man Zhong ran in our direction, and a leading person asked Old Man Zhong to hurry up and follow the team to Nai He Bridge, this Old Man Zhong did not follow on the grounds that Yan Jun had to arrange, but saw that there were Yin Difference running in the direction of Nai He Bridge one after another. Old man Zhong stopped a yin cha who was hurrying towards the direction of Nai He Bridge, and before he could finish talking about the situation, I pulled up Old Man Zhong, and the qi of the yang under his feet was urged, and shot out in the direction of Nai He Bridge.
When I stood behind the dilapidated toilet in the hospital again, I breathed a long sigh in my heart, it would be better to go to this place less in the future.
Just now, the old man Zhong stopped the yin cha and said, it was Meng Po who beat the drum today, she heard that Yan Jun was going to let go of the person who cut off her hair, and she didn't care about the people who crossed the bridge on the bridge, she dropped the soup bowl in her hand and went to beat the drum to sing the grievances, and the pot exploded on the bridge at that moment, and the yin of the entire underworld was rushing to the Nai He Bridge!
Looking at the hospital toilet behind me, I touched the hair that had just grown out on my head, this Meng Po is an important role in the underworld for many years, if this Yan Jun sells her a face, let alone hand over my hard-to-grow hairstyle to Meng Po, fortunately, I reacted in time, and I will say that I will not go to the underworld in the future. After this period of time, I will find a priest and worship God as the boss, even if I follow the boss to heaven after a hundred years, I will eat and drink spicy food, who will go to the underworld to see Meng Po, who will help you clean the toilet, hehe, I can't help laughing out loud when I think of this.
"Brother Ye Tian, what are you happy about? Is it the size of a basketball...... "I looked at the old man Zhong who was almost drooling on the side, "You just put your heart in your pelvis, why don't I take you to get it now?"
Listening to a grunt, the old man swallowed his mouth full of hara, kept rubbing his hands, and said with a somewhat ugly face, "Okay, then slowly, slowly, do the right thing first, do the right thing"
Four hours later, in the office of Qian Duoduo's lawyer, I was half-lying on the comfortable sofa chair in the conference room, and the eight children of Qian Duoduo in front of me kept asking about it, seeing that I was slightly closed, some people were already a little unable to hold back, and one of the men with some squinted eyes was ready to rush up and give me two blows, but was blocked by the rest of the people, but from time to time the curse kept coming into my ears.
Qian Duoduo's lawyer walked into the conference room, everyone gathered around the lawyer, I opened my eyes and asked if all the personnel were there and got a positive answer from the lawyer, I took out the envelope that Qian Duoduo handed me from my trouser pocket, I opened the envelope in front of everyone, coughed twice, cleared my throat, and I began to read aloud the letter handed to me by Qian Duoduo, "You brutes, I gave birth to you and raised you for so many years, and you have done such a thing that is inferior to beasts............"