"You ......" Qin Mian also knew that at this juncture, if he provoked another killer organization, it would be completely self-inflicted, and these people would do anything except good things.

When the time comes, get yourself a car bomb, or poison your food, or get a sniper rifle headshot or something, and you can play with him?

So he forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart and said hatefully: "Then you say, how can you speed up the progress of the task!"

"Queue. The man on the other end spat out two words that made people vomit blood.

When and what month will this horse be arranged? Qin Mian was very unhappy in his heart: "Can't I cut in line?"

"Whew......," the man on the other end laughed, "Why are you? Are you my son or what? I'm going to do this to you?"

Hearing this fart-like laughter, Qin Mian was even more unhappy: "How can you talk? No matter how I am also your old customer, do you have any professional ethics?"

"That's what I'm like, if you're not satisfied, you can complain to me. That person was very arrogant, and he didn't take Qin Yang in his eyes at all.

What is the use of complaining? People are their own people, and in the end, they are not gone, but they still arouse people's hatred.

Qin Yanyan grabbed the wheelchair wheel with one hand, and his nose twitched: "Didn't you say last time that you could cut in line?"

"Yes, you can cut in line!" After a pause, the man added, "But you don't have that qualification." That's a privilege that only *** has. ”

"I'm charged!" Qin Mian gritted his teeth. Xindao: Isn't it just 2 million? Small money, scum money! I'm now at the helm of the Qin family, what is this money?

"That's right! Charge money to become stronger! But now our business is not easy to do, so the membership price has been adjusted, the current price of a first-level member is one million, and the two-level price is two hundred ......" said that he seemed to be flipping through something, and there was a loud sound of flipping books.

Qin Mian didn't bother to listen to his nonsense, and directly interrupted: "Give me the highest! ”

To be a man, to be a superior man, to be able to climb on the head of others, will you let go of this opportunity?

"Boss Qin is really generous! He is worthy of being the head of the Qin family. The person on the other end immediately changed his tone, and said very kindly, "The highest is our Heaven ***, which costs 200 million membership fees, are you sure you want to recharge to become a Heaven member?"

What? Two hundred million? Qin Yan's pupils shrank, and he subconsciously asked, "Why is it so expensive?"

"Sir, we are expensive, and there must be a reason for it. Our paradise *** can not only enjoy a 20% discount on all businesses, but also a beautiful customer service every month to send a mysterious gift package......!

At present, the Qin family is in dire straits, and Qin Yanyi, as the helmsman, naturally can't use the money in these places, so he hesitated for a moment: "It's better to get me a member who can cut the queue, and I don't need other businesses for the time being." ”

"Poor!" the person on the other end scolded in a low voice, and his tone suddenly became cold again, "Third-level members, five million, can cut the queue five times in total, and there is an exclusive customer service lady to dock." ”

"That's it. ”

"Okay, you send us money first, and after the remittance is completed, a special customer service staff will contact you. That's it. ”

Listening to the blind voice, Qin Mian's face was full of anger, although he was reluctant, he still paid the membership fee.

Sure enough, less than five minutes after the order was completed, the phone rang.

As soon as it was connected, a voice came from the other end: "Hello, I am your exclusive customer service, little angel Mengmeng, can I help you?"

With the identity of ***, Qin Yang instantly became angry: "Give me the previous task in advance." ”

"Okay, have you paid the queue fee?"

"Do you still have to pay?" If Qin Mian had a leg, he would jump up directly. Isn't this organization too dark? Asking for money at every turn! Have those who step on horses fall into the eyes of money?

"That's for sure, the cost of cutting in line is 500,000. In addition, the cost of this escort chat is 100,000 yuan, a total of 600,000 yuan. If you need to pay the fee, please press 1, and you will be transferred to the payment hotline immediately. ”

Since the five million have been spent, Qin Mian will not care about the six hundred thousand, after the payment, he can only hear the voice say: "We have advanced your task, please wait patiently." Is there anything else you need help with?"

"No more. "Qin Mianyi doesn't have a good impression of this organization at all, and he wants you to charge money at any time, and he is completely a group of vampires.

"I wish you a happy life and remember to give a five-star review. Goodbye, Momda!"

Hanging up the phone, Qin Mingyan's mood instantly became a lot more beautiful, and he smiled sadly: "Qin Mengyan, isn't your little white face a cow? When I abolish him, I will see if he is still a cow! Hehe! Go against me? Wait to accept the sanctions!"

......

After Lu Jibo came out of the small building where the Lu sisters were under house arrest, he whistled and swaggered towards his residence.

Not to mention, although his daughters are not filial, their looks and figures are all first-class, just like movie stars.

It's a veteran of flowers like him who can't hold it at a glance, and laments in his heart: I don't know which hairs are cheaper. Forget it, it's my business, let's have some fun first, the new little nurse is good.

Just walked two steps, suddenly in the belly of a burst of gut scraping, a strong sense of defecation rushed up, I wanted to insist on enduring to the back of the toilet, but that thing came, where can I endure it if I want to?

"Shhh...... Ouch, why does it hurt so much? No, no! Forget it, let's find a place to fix it first. Seeing that it was about to erupt, Lu Jibo looked around, the flower bed behind him was a good place, and besides, there was no problem with pulling a bubble as fertilizer.

As for whether he will be stepped on by others at that time, it's none of his business, he has never had that thing about public morality.

As soon as he squatted down, before he could take off his pants, he made a "crackling" sound and directly pulled his trouser pocket.

"Mom, it stinks!" even I dislike it, but I can imagine how unbearable the smell is.

I held back the nausea, covered my mouth and nose, and soaked it happily, and immediately felt refreshed.

I pulled a trouser pocket just now, and the pants were naturally terrible, Lu Jibo took it off directly and threw it aside, fortunately he was wearing a coat, otherwise he would have to go back bare, and he didn't have a piece of paper, so he pulled two leaves.

"Damn, I won't eat stinky tofu in the future. Lu Jibo stretched out his head and looked around, very good, there is no second person there, retreat!

Just as he was about to get up, there was a commotion behind the rockery, and then a few little children came out, and Lu Jibo hurriedly squatted down again.

These are all his grandchildren, and the leader is named Lu Qingqing, don't look at it as a girl, but she is so annoyed that she can do anything on weekdays.

Putting sleeping pills in her great-grandfather's tea, putting frogs in the quilt while her mother was asleep, and smashing glass everywhere in the middle of the night......

In short, Lu Jibo has never seen such an annoying little fart in his life (he has never seen Lu Baoer). But her great-grandfather also treated her like a baby, and he was so spoiled that he was about to fly into the sky. I can't beat or scold.

A little boy next to him said, "Sister Qingqing, can you take us to fry fish?"

"It's not fun. Lu Qingqing had a small ball's hairstyle, a pair of big watery eyes were dripping around, a thatch in his mouth, and an open bulging bag hanging on his chest, I don't know what it contained.

Another bear child said, "Then let's go fry cow? Bang, it's fun." ”

"It's boring!" Lu Qingqing suddenly stopped, sniffed, and frowned, "Why is it so stinky?

"No, no. ”

"We're both almost five years old, how can we still pull up our pants pockets?"

A bunch of kids denied it.

Lu Qingqing quickly looked at the flower bed next to him, and the stench came from there. But she still didn't go over after all.

"Forget it, let's go ride in the back. ”

"Yes, ride, ride!" the children burst into a clamour.

"Rack rack!"

At this time, Lu Qingqing took out a strengthened version of the Cailei King from his bag, lit the fuse on it, held it on his head, and learned the lines in the movie "Kung Fu": "A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other!"

Then he threw it back, and the Rainbow Thunder King made a graceful parabola, as if he had eyes, and it happened to land on the pile of disgusting stool that Lu Jiber pulled out.

it!

There was green smoke behind his buttocks, Lu Jibo was so frightened that he was distracted, but at this time, there was a strong sense of defecation, and he couldn't dodge at all.

Lu Jibo was so embarrassed that his lungs almost exploded! He vowed to teach Lu Qingqing a good lesson.

But now in this situation, he can only swallow his anger, and secretly pray in his heart that a few bear children will leave quickly and not see his embarrassment.

Otherwise, if you wear it out, where will your old face go?

But the bear children didn't fulfill his wish, and with a long fart sound of "poof", Lu Qingqing immediately stopped, pointed in the direction of the grass, and made a gesture to the other bear children that they only understood.

The bears nodded their heads, and the cats bent in pairs, surrounding them from the east, south, west, and north directions. In the grass, Lu Jibo was chatting happily, not realizing that he had been surrounded.

Then Lu Qingqing made a gesture in the air.

"呲~"

"What is burning?" Lu Jibo raised his head suspiciously, and his face suddenly changed wildly, and several lit colored thunder kings fell from the sky and happened to fall around him.

These little broken children are endless, aren't they?

The explosion sounded, and before Lu Jibo could react, his face was covered with the feces he had pulled out. That's a stinking one!

Suddenly trembling with anger, but this is not over, another Colored Thunder King flew over his head, this time Lu Jibo seemed to be possessed by Ultraman, and with a scoop of his hand, he directly caught the Colored Thunder King steadily, sneered, and was about to throw it back.

But after all, he was still a step slower, and with a loud "boom", this improved Colored Thunder King exploded directly in his hand, instantly blowing off his three thumbs!

"Ah!!" Lu Jibo is almost fifty years old, he has always lived the life of a young master who stretches out his hands in clothes, and after being so seriously injured, where can he stop the pain, after a miserable scream, he rolled his eyes and fell into the pit behind him.

"Yay!" the bears high-fived each other in celebration.

Then they took out their mobile phones, covered their mouths and noses, jumped in, peeled off the grass, and made a shutter sound, directly recording the disgusting picture in front of them, and then sent them to their respective WeChat groups.

At this time, a beautiful woman with a hot figure and light makeup walked over from the side with high heels and scolded: "Qingqing, what are you doing?"

She is Lu Qingqing's mother, the daughter of Uncle Lu Mingyue, named Lu Mingjie. Twenty-seven years old this year, although she is half a year younger than Lu Mingyue, she has already become a mother, and Lu Qingqing is seven years old this year.

Some people may ask, why do their mother and daughter have the same surname?

In fact, it is very simple, Lu Qingqing's father is a door-to-door son-in-law who can only eat soft rice, and usually doesn't ask for anything but money, and once something happens, he hugs Lu Mingjie's thigh, so it is normal for his children not to have the same surname as him.

Besides, he doesn't care about himself, as long as he has money to spend, it's his own seed anyway.

Seeing Lu Mingjie, Lu Qingqing suddenly looked panicked, hid his hand behind his back, and slowly moved his steps backwards: "No...... Didn't do anything......"

This dead child is not worrying at all!

Lu Mingjie's face was full of anger: "I haven't done anything yet? I heard the sound of firecrackers from afar, are you throwing firecrackers again? How many times have you said that you are not allowed to throw firecrackers, but you just don't listen? Blow up your hands and feet, you can't cry!"

Glancing at the bag she was carrying on her chest: "Give me the bag, hurry up! ”

"Run!" shouted someone else.

The children scattered and fled, Lu Mingjie was wearing high heels estimated ten centimeters high, where could she catch up with them, symbolically chased two steps, then stopped, looked at the grass with curiosity, and when she saw that scene, she immediately covered her face and screamed.