Chapter 335: Let's have a bowl of Meng Po soup

Thanks to Li Erga, who attracted the firepower, the corns hurriedly ran towards Chen Youpi, who was curled up on the ground and twitching.

At this moment, Chen Youpi's eyes rolled up, his mouth was foaming, his whole body was wet, and there was a foul smell that could almost make people faint.

Corny endured his nausea and helped him up to hide in a dark corner, and while stroking his chest, he asked, "Chen Gongzi, do you want it?"

Lao Tzu is about to be electrocuted! Do you still ask if it matters? Chen Youpi was in a hurry, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he fainted.

"Ahh......h

Corns hesitated for a long time, and finally made the most important decision in her life.

Laboriously broke Chen Youpi's stinky big mouth, pursed his small mouth and offered his first kiss.

However, this Chen Gongzi is very inauthentic, and at this time, he actually took the opportunity to stick out his tongue!

The corns didn't hold back, there was a violent churning in the stomach, and with a "wow" sound, he directly spit out half a pack of undigested dough cakes that he had eaten at noon into Chen Youpi's mouth.

In this way, if Chen Youpi doesn't wake up, it is estimated that he will not be saved.

"Vomit ......" The two of them fell to the ground at the same moment and vomited wildly.

It wasn't until the acid water in his stomach almost spit out that Chen Youpi relieved himself, and without saying a word, he rounded his arm and slapped the corn to the ground with a backhand.

The first kiss that he had cherished for more than 20 years was forcibly taken away by him, not to mention, and Nima spit out on himself! Chen Youpi suddenly felt that his whole life had become gloomy.

"Vomit ......" corns were extremely aggrieved, covering the high and swollen half of their cheeks, retching for a while, and said, "Chen Gongzi, I was kind enough to save you, what are you doing beating me?"

"I ......" Chen Gongzi also knew that he was not to blame for this, he glanced at Li Erga, who was beaten like a dead pig next to him, and hurriedly changed the topic, "Don't talk about this, quickly find a way to save your brother Gazi, otherwise I will kill him!"

"This ...... How can you save it?" the corns were stunned at the steaming electric baton in the little Loli's hand, he didn't want to try the taste of that thing on his body.

"Hmm......" It's not just him, Chen Youpi is even more scared when he sees that thing. I almost got an electric burp just now! I don't know where that damn girl got all this stuff.

Li Erga, who was beaten, had already changed his voice even after screaming, and Lu Baoer even picked up the water gun full of urine on the ground and smacked at him.

"Hey, briquettes, have you teleported back to a swollen wood?"

"I guess it's broken. Come, I'll teach you a trick to defend yourself now! It's all good! Phew!" Xu Moqiu spat on the ground.

One step at a time, in the posture of a football goalkeeper opening a big foot, kicked Li Erga's crotch. shouted in his mouth: "Mystery - Shuangmaru Po!"

"Ah!!" Li Erga's mouth erupted with the most tragic wail in his life, and the whole person was directly kicked out more than three meters, his head hit the wall behind him, and he rolled his eyes and fainted.

"Babble~" At this moment, a strange cry came out of the haunted house, and then the third wave of ghosts poured out from all around, and even some hanged ghosts fell from the sky, which frightened Xu Moqiu.

"Quick! Chen Youpi seized the opportunity, took advantage of the third wave of monster farming, and hurriedly rushed towards Li Erga with corns.

Hurriedly dragged him to a dark corner, looked at it, and couldn't help but gasp. At this moment, Li Erga's face was swollen like a pig's head, and his nose, saliva, blood, and urine were mixed together, looking extremely disgusting.

But the corns were more worried about the injury of the things in his crotch, after all, they all saw the last kick of the little white face. I wanted to help him take off his pants and check it, but after all, it involved other people, and the two didn't do it in the end.

All the people pinched him

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broke, just when the corn was about to give him artificial respiration, Li Erga finally woke up leisurely, but the pain all over his body made him almost faint again, especially the crotch of his pants!

"Chen Gongzi, what should I do next?" Looking at Xu Moqiu, who was fighting happily not far away, he said with a resentful expression.

"Mom, this little white face...... Hey, it's so bad!...... It really hurts to step on a horse!" Chen Youpi wiped a handful of tears, "This matter can't just be left like that! He must be made to pay a heavy price!"

Li Erga's brain was flexible, and he soon had an idea, and endured the pain: "Listen to me, we can ...... like this"

When Chen Youpi heard this, he immediately jumped up: "! Why are you ...... early?" Hey, oh, don't say it earlier, and get beaten like this!"

Li Erga said helplessly: "I don't think about it, is it a bit inferior to do this." That's why I didn't say it...... Besides, who knew that little white face was so difficult to deal with......"

"What can't you do?" Chen Youpi waved his hand, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he quickly covered the wound that was involved, "Stepping on the horse urine has nourished you, and you still talk to them about morality?

"Okay!" Li Erga also hated Xu Moqiu, covered his crotch with one hand, and limped away, while Chen Youpi and corns helped each other to hide in a dark corner.

After a while, a voice sounded in the haunted house: "Congratulations, you have passed the last wave, and the staff is preparing rewards for you." I'll send it to you later. Have fun. ”

"Is this the end?" Lu Bao'er didn't seem to have enough fights, she still wanted to find a monster to try the trick Xu Moqiu had just taught her.

Xu Moqiu smiled: "Let's go inside, maybe there will be something more fun." ”

"Oh, let's go!"

There was a sound like a ghost crying wolf in the distance, Lu Bao'er instantly became interested, picked up the bamboo pole and ran over there, after a 360-degree turn, I saw a prop female corpse hanging on the wall in front of her, with a long tongue, messy hair, wide open eyes, and a white dress that was particularly dazzling.

Hanging higher, Lu Baoer wanted to try her feet, but the little short legs couldn't kick that height at all, so the bamboo pole in his hand slammed towards her crotch.

This hand operation saw that Chen Youpi and Corns in the dark depths of the crotch of the two tightened, and the corns were very happy, just now he wanted to hang himself up to scare them, but fortunately he didn't do that stupid thing, otherwise now the crotch of the pants is pulled by the bamboo pole is himself.

After walking for more than ten meters, it seems that it is almost at the end.

Xu Moqiu was about to leave, when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the broken bridge in front of him: "Meng Po soup! Drink this bowl of Meng Po soup to cross this Nai He Bridge! Young man, come to a bowl? It tastes great!"

A ghost-green oil lamp suddenly lit up next to her, and then she saw an old woman with white hair sitting on the edge of the bridge, her hair was too long to cover her face, but one thing was for sureβ€”this Meng Po's face did not seem to be ordinarily large, and her voice seemed to be somewhat familiar, as if she had heard it somewhere.

"Go over and see. Lu Baoer dragged the bamboo pole and walked towards Meng Po.

In the darkness, a smile of successful trickery suddenly appeared on the faces of Chen Youpi and corny.

That Meng Po was actually played by Li Erga, and the previous prop people were directly moved away by them, and then Li Erga personally went into battle and changed into a suit.

Their purpose is very simple, as long as they trick Xu Moqiu into drinking the Meng Po soup with the ingredients, they can play with him as much as they want when the time comes.

Fake Meng Po Li Erga raised her head and said to Xu Moqiu in a hoarse voice: "This handsome young man, do you want a bowl?"

In order to avoid being recognized by him, Li Erga deliberately brought a mask, but there was still blood faintly flowing out of the gap in the mask, obviously the previous beating was not light. Even though the nostrils were stuffed with toilet paper, they still couldn't stop the overflowing nosebleeds.

Xu Moqiu lowered his head

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looked at the so-called Meng Po soup in his bowl, and immediately shook his head: "Don't drink it." ”

Li Erga already knew that he would answer like this: "Only by drinking this Meng Po soup can you cross the Nai He Bridge in front, otherwise there will be no road." ”

Xu Moqiu thought for a while: "Oh, then I'll go." ”

"You ......" Li Erga was so angry that he hurriedly said, "There are still a lot of fun things in it, if you don't go, you will definitely regret it!"

"Then we'll talk about it then. Xu Moqiu yawned: "I'm a little tired and want to go back to sleep." Boa, let's go. ”

Lu Bao'er didn't seem to be interested, and nodded, "Oh, okay." ”

it, just run away, then play yo-yo!

Li Erga was anxious, and hurriedly grabbed Xu Moqiu, and directly resorted to a killer move: "It's not a secret, now we are engaged in activities, as long as we drink one bowl, we will be rewarded with ten yuan! Drink ten bowls in a row, and you can also participate in the lucky lottery! Ten consecutive draws, absolutely win!"

"Ten dollars for a bowl?"

Li Erga nodded hurriedly: "That's not it, drink it now!"

Xu Moqiu flicked his sleeves: "Lao Tzu is up and down hundreds of thousands of dollars a minute, I lack your ten yuan? ”

It was the first time Li Erga had seen such a braggart person, so after thinking about it and changing his words, "I remember wrong, drinking a bowl seems to be a reward of 1,000 yuan, yes! It's 1,000." Handsome guy, come to a bowl! After today, this event will be gone. ”

"A thousand?"

Seeing that Xu Moqiu seemed to be a little tempted, Li Erga struck while the iron was hot: "That's not it!

Xu Moqiu pointed to the Meng Po soup in his hand: "But your thing is poisonous at first glance!"

"How do you know...... Don't talk nonsense! I'm ...... Tonic! Yes, tonic! How can we possibly give you something poisonous? Aren't you kidding? Come, drink it while it's hot. ”

Xu Moqiu thought it was funny, this sand sculpture didn't know what to think, even if you want to deceive people, you might as well use dim sum! This bowl of Nima's green oil is still gurgling and bubbling, do you drink it or not?

What about deceiving a three-year-old child?

Seeing that Xu Moqiu was still hesitant, Li Erga ruthlessly poured his money: "Actually, this is the case, the 99th customer who drinks Meng Po soup will be rewarded with 5,000 yuan in cash! Luckily, you are the 99th! What are you hesitating about? Come, drink medicine...... Uh, drink the soup. ”

"But I still think you're poisonous. ”

"Have you said it, you don't believe it?"

Xu Moqiu smiled with a smile on his face: "Then you can drink a bowl and show me." ”

"You...... If I drink it, you will drink it?"

Xu Moqiu nodded: "Well, yes, I will drink it if you drink it." ”

Mother's! Fight! It's a big deal, one for the other! As long as you put this little white face down, the remaining two loli will be the meat on the chopping board! Besides, isn't it sweat medicine? And it won't die!

Li Erga was ruthless in his heart, picked up the bowl of Meng Po soup, lifted the mask to the top, exposed the position of his mouth, and directly drank a bowl of Meng Po soup to the bottom.

After wiping his lips, he handed the bowl to Xu Moqiu: "I've already drunk, it's your turn." ”

"Oh, I regret it. ”

"What?" Li Erga's face turned green and he screamed, "You regret it?"

Xu Moqiu copied it with both hands and said with a smile: "I just want to do this." ”

Li Erga almost didn't break his large intestine, jumped up, and said in an extremely unkind tone, "Are you sure you don't drink today?"

Xu Moqiu shrugged: "I'm not stupid, why should I drink?"

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