"Shaolin kung fu is good, it's really good

Shaolin kung fu is great, it's amazing

I am an iron head gong, an invincible iron head gong

You are Vajra Leg, I am Vajra Leg

Shaolin Kung Fu is good, it's really good

Hey, hey, Shaolin kung fu is good

It's great, Shaolin Kung Fu is good enough

Quack, I'm King Kong legs

King Kong leg, he is an iron head gong

Wow whoa, whoa, whoa

......”

It was the two brothers who couldn't hold it back, singing and laughing at the same time.

At this time, the guests were already confused, and they didn't even notice that the wine was poured all over the table.

The boss raised the bottle with a dark face......

Senior Brother Tietougong immediately said: "Sing well, sing well." ”

And then......

The two began to sing again, but the individuals below couldn't help it and rushed onto the stage one after another.

"Bang!"

A wine bottle directly shot Ah Xing in the head: "Iron head skill, right?!"

Ah Xing was stunned: "I am King Kong leg, he is the iron head ......"

But, on the other side, the elder brother's leg was also constantly beaten: "King Kong leg, right?"

After a while, both brothers hung up their lottery and played until they were embarrassed......

Ah Xing clenched his fists in embarrassment, and the whole person was already stunned: "The happy time always passes quickly, and it's time to say goodbye." ”

"Still pretending?"

The guests made another big move, and the two were flattened again......

......

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm laughing!"

"What kind of ghost song is this?

"Who else but him can write such a 'deep' song?

"Whoa, in the future, who dares to say that the charter guild writes songs, I'll let him listen to this !!"

"Iron head work, huh? flutter ......"

In many movie theaters, there was a burst of laughter.

Don't want to see it?

Wait, although the plot may be old-fashioned, but ...... It's really funny!

And at least for now, there's nothing clichéd about it, is it?

It's a comedy!

It's a big deal, can't you just watch a comedy?

......

was beaten so badly that the elder brother cried.

"I'm begging you, okay?"

Looking at the appearance of the senior brother, Ah Xing sighed helplessly, and then left with Ming Feng, looking for his other senior brother......

However, the results are not so beautiful.

Whether it is the 'Iron Cloth Shirt', or the 'Whirlwind Sweeping Legs', or the 'Ghost Shadow Grabber', 'Light Gong Water Floating' and other senior brothers, now and before, all of them are already like two people, and there is even a difference between cloud and mud.

Not only is there no kung fu-related performance, but it is also extremely miserable.

But without exception, they all rejected the offer to join the football team.

......

See here......

Many mature viewers feel depressed and uncomfortable.

Just because, this is a contradiction!

In Ah Xing's body, they saw the shadow of their youth!

When you are young, who doesn't have a dream, who doesn't pursue?!

Everyone has their own aspirations, and they don't think they will be worse than anyone else, but as time goes by......

They can't even remember when they gave up and forgot their dreams.

It's like Ah Xing's other brothers......

Before, they were all the same!

But unfortunately, reality has taught them to 'grow', or 'change'! Are these growth and changes good or bad? No one knows, but they know that this is definitely a kind of helplessness and sadness!

A dignified Shaolin master.

As a result, life is difficult.

Struggling at the bottom of society, just to live, has to do its best......

In the world, most people, this is the case, isn't it?

Comedy?

That's right, from the current point of view, "Shaolin Football" is definitely a comedy, or a nonsensical comedy.

However, if you look closely, isn't this a tragedy?!

......

For example, in front of the steamed bun shop.

Ah Xing likes Ah Mei and dances in front of Ah Mei......

But then, Sauce Explosion also stood up.

"You lit a fire in my heart!Why don't I want to be a great musician?!"

The two of them jumped......

Ame was stunned.

But the others were not confused.

The pork guy passing by saw it, and his eyes lit up.

The two of them danced ugly? But so what?

"I'm a pork guy, but why don't I want to be a great dancer?!"

As soon as the pork was thrown, the pork guy joined the 'dance troupe'.

Is he dancing beautifully? It's ugly, he's covered in fat, and he's swaying wildly.

Seeing this scene, most of the audience was laughing heartlessly!

But...... Some older viewers couldn't laugh at all when they laughed and laughed......

Once upon a time, what was my dream?

When I was a child, almost everyone's dream was to be a doctor, a lawyer, or a teacher or a police officer......

But when did I forget my dreams?

When did you start to never want to be this or that, and just want to be rich?

Maybe I'm doing well now, but are I really happy?

Behind the seemingly glamorous, how much have I given up?!

Laugh?

Laughing and laughing, I cried......

......

Fortunately, the Shaolin football team has been formed.

But......

Various trainings, such as letting Ah Xing, who has too strong legs, kick eggs, and the reaction of 'Light Power Water Floating' to eggs once again made all the audience laugh......

Then, it was time for the first 'race'.

The two sides shake hands face-to-face......

Jingling.

A wrench hits the ground.

The captain of the other party, the four-eyed boy held his eyes: "Uh...... As an auto mechanic, it makes sense for me to carry a wrench with me. ”

Smack!

Another hammer hits the ground.

He bent down to pick it up: "As I said earlier, it makes sense for me to carry a hammer with me as a car mechanic. ”

"Alright, alright. ”

Ming Feng smiled bitterly: "Your team is well-known in the amateur world...... Let's start playing. ”

......

"Flutter!"

"God's car mechanic. ”

"This is a hint that this thing is going to hit someone!"

"Hahaha, it's on, it's on. ”

", the head of the iron head gong is real iron, and the wrenches are bent?!"

......

The audience laughed.

And a 'game' has also turned into a hail of bullets.

All kinds of crackling, very bad.

In Ah Xing's fantasy, this place has directly become a 'battlefield'.

He finally came to his senses and yelled at Ming Feng: "Where is this kicking football? This is a war!!!

Ming Feng's attitude this time was extremely tough: "The court ...... It's the battlefield !!"

"The real game is to fight!"

His eyes were full of tears.

Because, he's been through it before!

This look moved a large number of audiences.

And this look is also the shot that Lin Yi clicked hundreds of times!

Valuable!