This...

When will there be another bottle of Moutai?

It seems that Moutai will add three yuan for another bottle, right? It should be five bucks!

Grunt...

Xu Mang's face was not red and his heart was not beating, he directly blew off the second bottle of Moutai, then put the bottle on the table, picked up the bottle cap and looked at it, and said with embarrassment: "What then... Another bottle, maybe God destined me to blow the third bottle. ”

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

No need to guess!

Whatever another bottle, it's all fake!

He hadn't ever drunk!

Boy... 53 DEGREES FEITIAN MOUTAI 400ML, 3,000 YUAN A BOTTLE, BUT THE RESULT IS 3,000 YUAN IN THIRTY SECONDS.

"Alright, alright!"

So he took a crate of wine. An elder of Xiao Man said with a black line on his face: "Good boy... You kill two bottles in a minute, and your father-in-law has to open a winery to feed you. ”

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly: "Dad should know that I don't usually drink, but as soon as I drink, I will take everyone present down." ”

Words fall,

After looking around at all the drinkers around, Xu Mang said indifferently: "Don't you want to go out today!"

Everyone was silent, at first, these Xiao Man's relatives planned to take care of Xu Man, and they couldn't say that they were ugly, but at least they needed to drink him down, and as a result... I never thought that Xu Mang was soaked in a wine vat.

I didn't do anything, first two bottles of Moutai went down, how can this be done? Who can stand it?

meanwhile

Mother Yang saw those unscrupulous relatives, who were suppressed by Xu Mang's overlord spirit, and couldn't help but show a sneer. With your kind of drinking, you dare to compare it with my son-in-law? Today I will let you know what is the real amount of alcohol.

"Ahem!"

"Xiao Xu?" Mother Yang coughed lightly and said indifferently: "Is there enough wine?" If it's not enough, Mom will call someone to buy it now!"

Hearing Yang's mother's words, those relatives who had bad intentions silently withdrew from the battle, and there was no way... The strength is on the table, and the two bottles of Moutai are in the stomach, as if nothing has happened.

I'm sorry

Excuse me...

soon

Xu Mang was expelled from the drinking bureau by everyone, and a group of elders began to fight for wine, and the lonely Xu Mang could only sit silently in the original Xiaoman's seat, eating vegetables and cooking, at this time he felt a little lonely for the first time.

Standing in different positions at the same age, it's really a bit tiring.

"Uncle?"

"What's wrong?" Xiao Ying, who had been educated by Xiao Man before, glanced at Xu Mang, who had a sad face, and asked, "I feel very cool when I see your unhappy face, hurry up and let me hear it!"

This woman's name is Yang Ying, and her appearance is average, but I heard Xiaoman say that this person is very wild, and she belongs to the category of not afraid of heaven and earth, this... Xu Mang can see from Yang Ying's hair that being able to cut such a short hair is not the wild boy type.

Xu Mang said with a dark face: "How do you talk to the elders?"

“...”

"Uncle!" Yang Ying said helplessly: "This is too much, isn't it? You, my aunt and me, the three of us are all in the same university, and they are about the same age, is it necessary to use seniority to oppress people?"

"How?"

"Do you have other advantages?" Xu Mang asked curiously, "In terms of talent and appearance... What do you have the upper hand for?"

I...

It's so angry!

The school forum is really not wrong, my uncle is really not human.

"Uncle!"

"Do you know how bad your reputation is in the school?" Yang Ying said, "They all say that you are a demon professor, who specializes in giving problems to students, and you have a problem with your character alone, and you are very fond of showing off. ”

Xu Mang nodded: "I know." ”

"Then you still haven't changed?"

"Why change?"

Yang Ying asked, "Uncle, do you plan to go all the way to the dark?"

"I usually take some PhD students to do research. Xu Mang said expressionlessly: "If you go to class... By chance. ”

"Oh..."

"Uncle?" Yang Ying said in embarrassment, "I ask you for something." ”

"Say!"

"I want to... Change majors. Yang Ying said: "Can you help me go through the relationship?"

Changing majors?

Can you keep up?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and asked curiously, "Where are you going to go?"

"Department of Life Sciences. ”

"I've been interested in biotechnology since I was a child, maybe it has something to do with my family. Yang Ying said: "I looked for my second grandfather before, but I was scolded by him, I was desperate, but suddenly my uncle appeared, and my life was full of hope." ”

"Do you really like creatures?" asked Xu Mang.

"Hmm!"

"I really like it!" Yang Ying nodded solemnly.

Xu Mang thought about it for a long time, and definitely helped her fulfill this wish, who let herself stand up to her aunt.

"I see. Xu Mang nodded: "I'll do it when I go back." ”

"it!"

"Uncle, you are so handsome!" Yang Ying said excitedly: "If it weren't for my aunt, she would scold me... I'm almost going to make you small. ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

This Nima,

It can't be a neurosis, right?

"Let's go!" Xu Mang said with a black line on his face: "Don't say this kind of thing in front of your aunt, I still want to live for two more years." ”

"Understand, understand!"

soon

This dinner is over, and everyone goes back to their homes.

Because Xu Mang and Yang Jian both drank alcohol, the car could only let Yang's mother drive back, but fortunately, during the Chinese New Year, there were no cars on the road, and it was quite smooth... But it's a bit long.

In the days that followed,

Xu Mang simply lives a life of dire straits, eating big fish and meat every day, and having to fight for wine every day, until the seventh day of the Lunar New Year... Xu Mang, who was originally quite thin, gained half a pound.

But...

Someone gained three pounds.

And the person who gained three pounds was still unconscious at this time.

Xu Mang didn't dare to remind Xiao Man of the fact that he had gained three pounds, this was what he felt last night, when he hugged Xiao Man, when Xiao Man was tired and collapsed, when he entered a deep sleep, Xu Mang secretly put it on the electronic scale and weighed it.

Then

Xu Mang suddenly thought of an idea.

On the morning of the eighth day of the new year,

Xu Mang took Xiaoman to the vegetable market and walked directly to the stall selling pork.

"Boss!"

"Three catties of fat!" Xu Mang said.

After getting the fat, Xu Mang handed the bag to Xiao Man's hand and said with a serious face, "Is it heavy?"

"It's heavy. ”

"Deep?"

"Shen!"

Xu Mang hesitated for a moment, and said seriously: "Xiao Man... You seem to have gained weight these days. ”

Xu Mang was completely free, and he gained more time at his disposal.

Of course

I didn't forget to buy motorcycles, and on the first day after freedom, I ordered two locomotives, the big devil of Ducati and 1299.

"Yo?"

"Are you still losing weight?" Xu Mang looked at Xiao Man on the treadmill with a smile: "I'm going to the Modu Observatory, Brother Chuan Xiao, an online dating expert, is at work, and I just happened to talk to him about detecting gravitational waves." ”

"Fuck off!"

...

Modu Observatory,

Xu Mang found the same buddy as the factory director, not to mention... Everyone will gain weight every Chinese New Year, and even the Internet expert Brother Chuan Xiao can't escape this fate.

"Professor Xu!"

"Welcome to our Modu Observatory to guide the work. Brother Chuan Xiao said to Xu Mang.

“...”

"Brother Chuanxiao, I didn't expect you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, to start being naughty. Xu Mang said helplessly: "Anyway, are you interested in the two of us doing a big thing?"

"Huh?"

"What's the big deal?" asked Brother Chuan Xiao.

"There is a project to detect gravitational waves. Xu Mang said seriously: "You should have heard of it, right?"

Brother Chuan Xiao nodded: "This project seems to be a joint effort between multiple universities and some research institutes, uh... It seems that there is no recovery from you. ”

"That's right!"

"I can't get angry. Xu Mang shrugged: "I have set up a gravitational wave detection laboratory by myself, and I estimate that it will be almost usable in April, are you interested in participating in it?"

Brother Chuan Xiao thought about it for a while, and was quite moved by Xu Mang's request, but... What about the work here?

"But you can. ”

"But what about here?" said Brother Chuan Xiao, "I want to support my family." ”

"Give me a salary!" Xu Mang smiled: "Twice as much here!"

Under Xu Mang's constant bewitchment, Brother Chuan Xiao finally reluctantly agreed with an excited heart.

Followed by

The two discussed how to carry out the work, but the work soon reached an impasse, because Xu Mang himself did not know what type of detector the equipment introduced by the old man belonged to.

"Xu Mang... You didn't even understand how to detect, so you pulled a grant and built a laboratory?" Brother Chuan Xiao looked at Xu Mang incredulously: "Then what's the difference between us and headless flies, why don't you get some information!"

"Don't panic!"

"I'll ask now. Xu Mang made a phone call to his father-in-law, and quickly figured out what the equipment introduced was, it was two high-precision laser interferometers, and they would be shipped tomorrow.

Hearing this result,

Brother Chuan Xiao was completely autistic, and said helplessly: "Xu Mang... Do you know what other people use to detect it?"

"I don't know..."

"I've heard that the detection method of the laboratory jointly established by many universities in China is like this. Brother Chuan Xiao said: "According to the timing signal of the pulsar, because the gravitational wave passes between the earth and the pulsar, it will affect the timing time of the pulsar, that is, the frequency of the detection signal. ”

Yes?

And such a routine?

Xu Mang asked curiously: "Then why can't the laser interferometer? I read a paper that after the laser converges, the interference cancels out, once a gravitational wave passes by, it will change the distance between the mirror and the half-lens, and the interference phenomenon will change, and the gravitational wave can be measured." ”

"Do you think it's possible? Lasers are on the micron scale, gravitational waves are on the trillionth scale of microns, and it's okay to talk about it on paper, but in reality it's just a dream. Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously.

"What then?"

"Bought it... And it's not my device of choice. Xu Mang said: "It's all done by my father-in-law, he has a lot of acquaintances at MIT, and it is estimated that it was the idea taught by those experts." ”

At this point,

Brother Chuan Xiao said seriously: "Xu Mang... If you want a laser interferometer to conduct experiments, first you have to prove useful, preferably mathematically, although unlikely. ”

"And. ”

"Uncle may have been cheated!" Brother Chuan Xiao said solemnly: "I think MIT found that it was useless, so I met my uncle and sold it to him." ”

"I'll do the math..."Xu Mang said helplessly: "Don't tell anyone else!"

“...”

"Do you think you can hide it?" Brother Chuan Xiao smiled bitterly: "It is estimated that as soon as the equipment arrives, everyone will know." ”

Xu Mang didn't believe it,

As a result, on the third day, he was slapped in the face by reality.

......