"Make you a red potion!"

"Get your Band-Aid!"

"Let you lie to me!"

Yang Xiaoman took Xu Mang's tools for committing the crime, a bottle of red potion and a few band-aids, and roared with anger on his face: "I said Xu Mang, you have been very bold recently, do you think that your wings are stiff, and you can challenge my authority?"

Xu Mang squatted in the corner, hugged his head, and said miserably: "No, no, no... Nothing happens. ”

"No?"

"Is there any?" Yang Xiaoman picked up Xu Mang's ears.

"Yes, yes!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said hurriedly.

"Yes?"

"What's there?" Yang Xiaoman questioned.

Then

Xu Mang understands that he has entered the stage of infinite loop, no matter what he says, the violent airport will be dissatisfied, and the fate of being beaten is inevitable.

really

Xu Mang was beaten up, and it just so happened that the red potion and band-aid he bought actually came in handy.

may have a good attitude of admitting mistakes, Yang Xiaoman's anger disappeared quickly, at this time she was drinking papaya milk, and nodded at Xu Mang again and again.

"I said you're a pretty good cook. Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang: "In the future, you will bring me a bottle of papaya milk every day to know, and put more rock sugar, this time the taste is a little light." ”

"Oh. ”

Xu Mang didn't care much about this request, it didn't take much time to make papaya milk, and he had completely memorized the order, just cut it and pour in the milk, and cook it for a few minutes.

soon

Zhou Kai, Wu Feifei and Zhao Linlin came to the training classroom, and Liang Feng also arrived, and the intense training began.

Of course

Xu Mang slipped out.

This time, instead of wandering around the school, he went to an Internet café a kilometer away from the school to play League of Legends.

Get on the machine,

Open well,

Ranked.

The skillful operation made Xu Mang full of confidence, he firmly believed that today was a good day for him to score, and he didn't use the system to cheat, if he had to cheat when playing games, what was the point? Think about the long-dead master.

Fangxin arsonist: Medium order, if you don't give it, you will send it!

Xu Mang successfully got the middle laner, and then chose a Demacia power, the reason is very simple... Resist beating!

In the midst of the scolding, Xu Mang got the best record in history, zero kills, zero assists, zero deaths, and in the state of three zeros, he successfully lost this matchmaking match, and it was normal to be reported, Xu Mang didn't care.

But

It was sealed for three days.

Xu Mang: WDNMD

No way

Xu Mang can only click on Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, Counter-Strike is a game that Xu Mang has played since he was a child, and there are also Heroes of Might and Magic 3 Shadow of Death, StarCraft, Warcraft 3, Diablo 2 and Empire 2.

Until the emergence of World of Warcraft, Xu Mang changed to play World of Warcraft, and then the Cataclysm version was launched, Xu Mang was completely AFK, I heard that now Blizzard is getting more and more garbage, hehe... Deserve!

The classic DUST2 map, Xu Mang is a robber.

The play is still so stable, Xu Mang has become the breakthrough point of the other party, fortunately, there is a big guy who fries the fish pond on the robbers' side, one shot and one head, and Xu Mang is moving towards victory.

There are also the last two rounds, and you only need to win one game to win.

At this point,

Xu Mang is an anti-terrorist party, but he has no money to buy a gun.

"Brother, snipe. Xu Mang shouted to his teammates through the in-game radio.

"If you want your sister's snipe, buy the whole armor directly, and be a good human body shield!" the big guy spoke.

Nima!

How great is the fried fish pond?

Is there a shame in it?

Less than ten seconds after the start, Xu Mang passed by the middle gate and was shot in the head by someone else.

Alas...

Boring.

At first, when Xu Mang clicked on Counter-Strike, he felt that he was a combination of two of the most powerful players in the history of Counter-Strike games - f0rest and NEO, who knew that he was a piece of plastic.

At this point,

Xu Mang's head was beaten, and when he looked back, it was Teacher Liang Fengliang, with Yang Xiaoman, Zhao Linlin, and Zhou Kai, looking at him with fierce eyes.

“...”

“...”

“...”

Xu Mang shrank his head and asked cautiously, "Five consecutive blacks?"

...

"Xu Mang, can you play?"

"A trail, A trail, don't you see anyone on A trail?!"

"Bury the bag!

Five people turned on the five-in-a-row black mode, all four of them were showing operations, and only Xu Mang was being beaten.

After winning this game with difficulty, Mr. Liang Feng put down his headphones and asked helplessly: "I said Xu Mang, your game level is too poor, right?"

Xu Mang smiled bitterly: "I can't help it." ”

"Ugh..."

"You didn't study before, and you thought you were just playing games, who knew you were even so good at games. Liang Feng sighed: "You are too insulting to the scumbag. ”

This Nima...

Not being able to play games is an insult to scumbag?

Which one makes sense.

"Teacher Liang?"

"No need to continue training?" asked Xu Mang.

"The school had a power outage for two hours, and the teaching equipment couldn't be used, so I came out to look for you. Liang Feng said: "It's still you, a kid, who will enjoy it, drinking Red Bull and smoking soft 329, it's quite moisturizing." ”

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman cast a murderous gaze.

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, quickly put away the soft 329, and then started the next game.

At last

Teacher Liang Feng Liang felt that everyone would take a half-day off, and the other three went home one after another, only Yang Xiaoman dragged Xu Mang to the city center to go shopping.

In the ice cream parlor,

Xu Mang felt that he was about to die, but the violent airfield in front of him seemed to be unfinished, and he suddenly felt a little desperate.

"Hello?"

"Tatsuki is me. ”

"What?"

"Are you in the XXX mall?" Xu Mang was taken aback and hurriedly said, "I'm in the XXX ice cream shop, come and find me." ”

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman asked, "Chen Xi is also here?"

"Hmm!"

"He'll be there soon. Xu Mang nodded.

moment

Chen Xi led a girl with flowers and branches to find Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman.

"Brother Mang, Sister Xiaoman. Chen Xi greeted the two, then pointed to his female companion beside him, and said, "This is my girlfriend Guo Tianmei, studying in No. 2 Middle School." ”

"Xiaomei, this is Xu Mang, this is Yang Xiaoman. Tatsuki said.

After Guo Tianmei heard Chen Xi's words, she was surprised: "Xu Mang, Yang Xiaoman, the black wind and the double evil in the first one?!"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Yang Xiaoman: Wow

Alas?

Why is this nickname so ugly?

Black Wind Twin Evils?

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I... I said the wrong thing. Guo Tianmei hurriedly apologized: "What, Brother Mang, Sister Xiaoman, don't take it to heart." ”

"Xiaomei?"

"That's what you two middle school say about me and him?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Guo Tianmei nodded awkwardly: "Well, because Sister Xiaoman, you and Brother Mang, have monopolized all the awards and honors recently, and they don't even leave a way to live, and over time, they will call you the Black Wind Shuangsha." ”

"It's like a black tornado, and there's no grass everywhere it goes. ”

......