I'm so stupid, really!

At that moment, Xu Moqiu remembered a classic line of Xianglin's sister-in-law.

After that, I only felt a lightness in my body, and then I actually flew lightly!

Out-of-body?

Obviously impossible, Xu Moqiu has nothing else, and he still has self-knowledge. You don't have to think about it to know that you're kneeling!

When I looked down, I saw that the corpse with its hair chopped to stand on end and black smoke constantly emitting from its mouth was not my own?

From saving people to being struck by lightning, the reversal between this is simply maddening!

Looking up at the cloudless sky, Xu Moqiu was 100% sure - this was definitely done on purpose!

It's a good class reunion, but it has become a memorial service!

Is there anything more fucked up in the world?

"Truly...... Boy, what are you thinking? Come with me! ”

At this moment, a guy wearing a white high hat, a pale face, and a tongue hanging down on his chest suddenly appeared in front of Xu Moqiu.

This shape, you say it's not a ghost, Xu Moqiu eats upside down!

"Are you...... Bai impermanence?" As he spoke, Xu Moqiu quietly moved his steps backwards.

Linlin still needs his care! There are still so many mysteries unsolved, he can't just get the lunch box so inexplicably.

So, his first instinct was - run!

The big hand pointed to the sky: "Look, someone is running naked!"

While speaking, he turned his body, and with a "whoosh" he flew out more than ten meters away, instantly distancing himself from Bai Wuchang.

This move can be described as tried and tested, and after turning into a soul, his body is more than ten thousand times lighter, and he is like walking on the ground in the air, which makes Xu Moqiu feel a little fluttery.

Seeing that he was getting farther and farther away from the ghost, Xu Moqiu's face showed a faint smile after the treacherous plan succeeded.

"Boy, don't think about slipping away!, you can't run away!" Bai Wuchang's voice came from behind.

In this regard, Xu Moqiu scoffed.

The old Xu family has produced tough guys for generations, and he will just give in? It's just an international joke.

didn't run two steps, and suddenly there was a "buzz" sound similar to that of a motorcycle engine behind him, Xu Moqiu subconsciously turned his head and was startled!

That dog's day, I don't know when there was an exaggerated and unique motorcycle under the crotch, which has a fight with Batman's mount!

While Xu Moqiu secretly scolded shamelessly, he accelerated a turn under his feet and ran towards the suburbs.

"Boy, stop me!Otherwise, don't blame me for being rude!" Bai Wuchang's voice behind him got closer and closer.

"Ha, you should be Lao Tzusha...... Big brother, I was wrong, we all have identities...... Witness, if you have something to say, I won't run anymore!" Seeing the thing that Bai Wuchang took out of his hand, Xu Moqiu immediately braked suddenly! The air under his feet was kicked out of a puff of white smoke.

Yes, he coaxed.

No, no!

Mom! This guy is actually carrying a bazooka!

You read that right, it's a bazooka! It's the PG of TV and games.

Although he was puzzled, he didn't dare to try the power of this thing, he squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, and said with a depressed face: "Big brother, don't you use iron chains? Why are you even putting this thing in order?"

"Don't you know, right? We call it keeping pace with the times! Come with me, Lord Yama wants to see you." Bai Wuchang said and took out a dirty hemp rope, put it on Xu Moqiu's neck, and tied a dead knot very skillfully.

Xu Moqiu pulled the hemp rope around his neck, and it was really strong enough. I couldn't help but ask, "No, why are you here alone?"

"Xiao Hei is on vacation today, sit tight!"

Xu Moqiu only felt that the air around him was distorted, and then with a "huh~", even the people and the car were sucked into the wormhole that appeared out of thin air.

The surrounding area is gray, the feet are all black earth, a rugged path is covered with thatch, and occasionally you can see a strange shape, a big tree that is not famous in the world at all, the cold wind blows, bringing a ghostly cry, Xu Moqiu's scalp is numb.

As soon as the camera turned, Xu Moqiu instantly appeared in a dark and gloomy hall.

This is the legendary underworld?

"Wow"

Rows of ghostly green lights lit up in an orderly manner.

After waiting for a while, I saw a middle-aged man with a big belly and fancy clothes walking out, lying down on the wide bench in the main hall, yawning, squinting his eyes, and glancing at Xu Moqiu with dog-like eyes, and said contemptuously: "Who is here?"

This shape, this temperament, you don't need to think about it to know. He is the lord of Hades who is high above.

Bai Wuchang waved at him and said respectfully: "My lord, he is that Xu Moqiu." ”

"Oh, it turns out that Ah Qiu is here, come on, come and sit!"

As soon as he heard that it was Xu Moqiu, Lord Yan instantly changed his previous disdainful posture, a carp sat up, walked quickly to Xu Moqiu's side, took his hand, and said with a kind face: "Ah Qiu, have you eaten?"

That look, that kindness, as if Xu Moqiu was his long-lost illegitimate son.

Eat an egg!

Xu Moqiu hung up in a daze, and said in a muffled voice: "You have seen it, can I go back?"

Lord Yama smiled, sat back in his chair, patted the soft cushion and said, "Don't panic, I came to you this time because I have something important to discuss with you, so you can sit down." Let's chat!"

"Wait!What do you mean by that?What do you mean by that?And, who is with you?" Xu Moqiu grasped the key to his words, and his handsome face sank instantly.

At that moment, the man's seventh sense told him that eighty percent of his death had something to do with this hair!

Lord Yama smiled: "Without my means, do you think you can appear here?"

Bai Wuchang also interjected: "That is, without adults, you will jump off the building? You will be struck by lightning? You will have this treatment? What about dreaming?"

Oh!

Hearing this, Xu Moqiu is a high paraplegic can jump up to three feet high!

At the moment, he bounced up with a "whoosh", a face was so gloomy that he was about to drip water, his eyes were spitting fire at Lord Yama, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Meaning, you still killed me?"

Lord Yama smiled and waved his hand and said, "Don't be so excited, this is all within the scope of the matter, it's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

That action, that expression.

It's like killing yourself, as if you've accumulated a lot of virtue!

You're so good, do you want to give you a pennant?

"Mom, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to hurt me?" Xu Moqiu almost didn't give the Tianling Gai a flying breath!

Rolled up his sleeves and was about to go up desperately, but as soon as his neck tightened, he was pulled back by Bai Wuchang.

Lord Yan looked kind and said patiently: "Don't be emotional, I'm doing this for your good." ”

Nima! Kill you, tell you not to be emotional, and say it's for your good!

It was the first time Xu Moqiu had seen such a brazen ...... Ghost! Jumping on his feet, like a wronged Dou E, he said unyieldingly: "You are a careless human life! I want to sue you! I want to complain!"

If you want to see me, you can kill Lao Tzu casually.

It's so strange to die.

It's so damn too!

"I'm the biggest here, and it's useless for you to complain. Lord Yama waved his hand and lit a cigarette by himself: "Without further ado, let's get down to business, let me ask you, do you want to die or live?"

Isn't this nonsense?

According to normal people, which dead person does not want to live, and which living person wants to die?

The key is...... Isn't he already dead? Could it be that he can die again?

Xu Moqiu glanced at him and snorted, "What do you say?"

Lord Yama looked sorry: "Okay, since you don't want to live, forget it, Xiaobai! Come, send him to the eighteenth layer of hell, and he will never be ......."

Xu Moqiu couldn't wait to strip off the old hanger's beard, and hurriedly spoke: "Who said that I don't want to live anymore, the motherland is still waiting for me to contribute!"

Hearing this, Lord Yan instantly put on the face of a good old man again, beckoned to him, and said, "That's good! You sit down, and we two will chat!"

Xu Moqiu's eyes swelled when he looked at him, and he was willing to move half a step: "Just stand here and say." ”

Lord Yan didn't force it, and nodded: "Ahem, that's the case, I recruited you this time to discuss with you, the marriage between you and my nine girls......"

"What?" Xu Moqiu thought there was something wrong with his ears.

Lord Yama sat up straight and said with a serious face: "I mean, I'm going to recruit you as a son-in-law!"

After thinking about it, he added, "The kind that comes to the door." ”

Do you hear that? This is a human ...... Uh, what should I say as a Lord of Yama?

In order to recruit a son-in-law, he killed himself!

Can this Nima Difu be darker? When you are the king of Nima, you can do whatever you want? And it is especially door-to-door!

How much sin did Lao Tzu have to do in his last life in order to get this top treatment?

Xu Moqiu's face was gloomy: "You should know that I have a wife up there." ”

A trace of contempt flashed in Lord Yan's eyes, and he said disapprerovitically: "That's a problem, your father-in-law and I have a lot of ability, as long as you use a little means, you will be gone." ”

Listen to it again! This is said to be light, and it is said to be a matter of course and reasonable! That's a human life! Nima, can't you blink your eyes a little bit?

Is it swollen and purple?

Xu Moqiu was immediately angry: "How can you do this? Mingyue is innocent!"

"Come on, you've done so much for her, why doesn't she have a little bit of a hard time on you. Lord Yama waved his hand, took out a blood-red seed from his arms, and sighed: "Pity my nine girls in the first life in order to save you, almost got wiped out, thanks to this soul-nourishing grass, she was able to save a trace of her Yuan Shen ......"

"And then?"

Lord Yama said as a matter of course: "Then, your task is to save her for me!"

Xu Moqiu pointed to his man's face that wanted to be flattened when he saw it: "Me?"

"What if it weren't?"

Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "What even your old man can't do, do you think I have that ability?"

"Don't panic, come, listen to me!" Lord Yama beckoned to Xu Moqiu again, then took out a small red book from his arms and put it on the table in front of him: "This is the merit spectrum, as long as you do more good deeds and accumulate merit, when the merit is completed, the soul nourishing grass will bloom, and you can meet the nine girls." ”

Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to speak, Lord Yan said calmly: "Of course, I am a very talkative person, you can also disagree, after all, this kind of thing is not allowed to be sloppy." ”

Xu Moqiu had a stinky face: "Do you think I will agree?"

Lord Yama waved his hand: "Xiaobai, pull him down, and he will be reincarnated as a pig in this life!"

Xu Moqiu stood up, pointed to his nose, and said sternly: "As a glorious unemployed vagrant, it is my duty to save lives and help the wounded, are you questioning my ideological consciousness?

"I feel like you're blackmailing me?" Lord Yama pulled out a pistol from his waist.

"Just kidding!" Xu Moqiu's neck shrunk, and then remembered an important matter: "I made you a son-in-law, so don't you have to stay here forever?"

"That's not necessary, you just need to come to me often to report. ”

In this case, I can barely accept it.

Lord Yan pulled Xu Moqiu with a kind face: "Of course, if you do more good deeds, it will also be beneficial to yourself." When you reach a certain number of merit points, you can unlock some awesome skills, such as going to the sky and making holes in the wall. Really, if it weren't for my congenital infertility, I would have done it myself!"

Xu Moqiu's eyes lit up: "Then won't I be a superhuman existence at that time?"

Lord Yama stroked his chin and poked his knotted beard: "Of course, if it weren't for the look of your kid...... Clever, do you think this kind of good thing can get your turn?"

Good thing to do to Nima!

If it weren't for the rope around his neck, Xu Moqiu would definitely jump up and give him two leather toasts!

Xu Moqiu straightened up: "That's okay! If there's nothing to do, I'll leave first, and, what's the planting method for this kind of seed?

"Don't panic, there are some things I haven't explained to you clearly. Lord Yama seemed to be a little reluctant to give up his son-in-law, and continued, "After you go back, put this soul cultivation grass in a flower pot, uh...... If you want a big red one, Ah Jiu likes red. Also, remember, it must be damp with black soil, and every night after twelve o'clock in the evening, it must be poured with cold water......"

Isn't this nonsense? Who can water flowers and use hot water?

"Also, you will be a little different from ordinary people in the future. Speaking of this, Lord Yan's expression became serious, and he said with a solemn face: "You are a human during the day, but after twelve o'clock at night, you are a ghost! ”

Xu Moqiu's face was cloudy: "Then I'm not the legendary living dead?"

Lord Yama thought for a moment and nodded: "You summarize it very comprehensively......"

"What's the matter, you can finish talking about it together!"

A good person directly becomes a living dead, what would you think if it were you?

"Nothing. Lord Yama shook his head, waved his big hand, as if he was doing a trick, and the merit was instantly sucked into his palm.

Before Xu Moqiu could buckle 6, his neck tightened, and then he was slapped on the head by Lord Yama.

Immediately, the merit thin disappeared directly, and Xu Moqiu's brain was a tearing pain, and then that thing actually appeared in his sea of consciousness!

There are two options next to the merit book, one of which is to check merit and the other is to redeem merit.

Xu Moqiu subconsciously chose to inquire about merit, and found that he actually had 10,000 merit points!

If it weren't for the minus sign in front of him, he would have jumped for joy!

At the same time, a cold female voice sounded in her head: "The current merit, minus 10,000, forcibly unlock the ultimate skill - second shot! ”

How does this name sound weird?

But on second thought, since it's the ultimate skill, the power must be leveraged, right?

it! Send magic skills at the beginning.,Mom's.,It's like playing private clothes.,I won't have to turn it over in the future?

Thinking of this, Xu Moqiu couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart.

Just as he was about to say something, Lord Yan pushed Xu Moqiu beside him: "You go back quickly, I won't leave you to eat, if you go back late, maybe the body will be gone! Remember to do more good deeds!"

Then Xu Moqiu felt the world spin for a while, and when he opened his eyes again, it was pitch black all around, and he was lying in a small space, and his intuition told him that it was a coffin!

I don't know if it was because he had been lying down for too long or because he had been struck by lightning, his whole body was extremely stiff, Xu Moqiu was about to turn over, only to hear an unfamiliar voice coming: "Quick! hold down his coffin board!"