Chapter 451: Real Technology (2/3)
At this point,
There are still twenty minutes left until the so-called spicy eating contest.
Bai Ren Xu Mang sat in the corner, holding his mobile phone and reading the information of the so-called Grim Reaper Chili, before he was in high school, he bought a pack of Grim Reaper spicy strips, and with the skill of stealing snacks in class, he successfully put himself into the medical room.
Carolina Reaper Pepper, a super pepper bred in South Carolina, was the hottest pepper in the world seven years ago, with an average spiciness of 1.6 million SHU and a subversive value of 2.2 million SHU.
This...
Isn't that going to be dead?
Xu Mang shrank his head, according to this spiciness, a bottle of Death Chili is basically related to life, but I heard others say that I ate three bottles last year, so it shows a problem... The Grim Reaper Hot Sauce is fake and just a scare gimmick.
It is estimated that it has been diluted, otherwise according to this spiciness, the soul will reach the peak in one bite.
"Classmates?"
"Looking at your sad face, it seems that you have encountered some problem. Xu Mang noticed that there was a boy nearby, his expression was about to die, he hadn't eaten hot sauce yet, and his expression was too rich.
"Professor Xu..."
"Nothing. The boy smiled bitterly: "I just received a notice that my girlfriend asked me to win the first place in the spicy food competition, and if I didn't win the first place, I would break up." ”
I...
This...
Too ruthless, right?
Xu Mang looked at the young man in horror, unable to imagine how much pressure he was under, perhaps... It's that girl's routine, and you have to punish this teenager before you break up.
"I don't usually have much ability, but I still have a little understanding of the relationship between men and women. Xu Mang said seriously: "You tell me about you, and I can help you answer it." ”
"Huh?"
"Professor Xu... Are you still an expert in relationships?" the student was stunned for a moment, and looked at each other incredulously: "Actually... I don't know what's going on, but she also asked me to participate in this competition, and I thought it was just a fun, but it turned out to..."
Xu Mang thought for a while, silently patted the student's shoulder, and said solemnly: "If you want to live a decent life, you must have a little green on your head, no matter how big it is, it's over if you carry it!"
Words fall,
The student's expressions were almost contorted.
it!
This is the legendary emotional expert? This is clearly the expert of adding blockages!
After saving a teenager who was lost in the world of flowers, Xu Mang returned to his seat and made a call to Xiao Man, which was boring anyway.
"Hello?"
"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang sighed and said, "Chat with me?"
“...”
"Now I finally know my role as a mother?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "I'm busy now, help you cut leeks, you didn't cherish my wife when I was free, but now when I'm busy, you regret it and tell you two big words... Not available!"
Syllable!
The call is hung up.
Xu Mang looked at his phone with a confused expression.
soon
The so-called game begins.
Xu Mang was the last to appear, as the finale, after all, the identity was there, and many people present came to watch Xu Mang eat hot sauce, so the person in charge naturally arranged Xu Mang to the end.
When he appeared on the stage, the people eating melons below cheered.
"Whew!"
"Hey, hey, hey?" The host took the microphone and tried it twice, hurriedly walked to Xu Mang's side, and asked respectfully, "Professor Xu... Are you nervous right now?"
"Huh?"
"Not nervous... It's all about engagement. Xu Mang said with a smile: "Actually, I'm just a white guy, the main thing is to experience the hot sauce eating competition." ”
"Oh..."
"Professor Xu is still very sincere and doesn't play tricks with us. The girl smiled and said, "Then let's ask..."
afterwards
It's a boring questioning session, but this girl's arching skills are very poor, and the harmony between the three strong men is not at all.
Xu Mang couldn't stand it anymore, and after silently paying for the arch fire skill, he snatched the microphone from the girl's hand, walked to a certain female contestant, and said seriously: "Classmate... Last year you were the third, how many do you want this year? Do you aim for the first place, or do you want to be the third in humiliation?"
"I..."
"This..."The female player was stunned, looked at Xu Mang in horror, and magnified her moves when she came up?
"I want to be number one. ”
The girl coped casually.
Xu Mang nodded, looked at the other female contestant, and asked curiously, "Classmate... Somebody wants to steal your first place, what do you want to say to her?"
"Then see the real chapter on the field!" the girl said confidently, "I won't lose anyway!"
Xu Mang glanced at the last boy, who was last year's champion.
"Mr. Wang?"
"Did you hear that?" Xu Mang asked solemnly: "First of all, I'm not a troublemaker, but if I can bear it, swallowing dung will be like this!"
Words fall,
The students are going crazy.
Isn't this a troublemaker?
I've seen arch fire, but I've never seen anyone so good at arching fire...
Under the catalysis of Xu Mang, the atmosphere became a little hot.
"Now I announce..."
"The Spicy Contest has officially begun!"
As soon as the host's voice fell,
The contestants held the hot sauce in their left hand and the spoon in their right hand, frantically sending hot sauce to their mouths, and their faces were full of pain while they were crazy to death.
But...
There is one exception.
Xu Mang just opened the cap of the bottle and smelled the hot sauce inside, and the pungent chili pepper smell instantly rushed to his head, almost not smoked to death.
it...
Can this be eaten?
Xu Mang carefully observed the surroundings and found that the players around him were working hard, eating hot sauce like crazy, and Xu Mang was a little overwhelmed.
ultimately
still dipped a little hot sauce on the tip of his tongue, and the feeling of instant destruction swept through his brain, almost killing him.
The classmates also noticed Xu Mang's expression of dying.
"Alas!"
"Professor Xu really can't eat spicy food!" said one student with a grin, "Look, look... With this dying, I think Professor Xu is going to be finished!"
"Yes!"
"I don't know what Professor Xu thinks... How can the good ones come to find abuse. A boy next to him smiled and said, "How much do you think Professor Xu can eat?"
"Uh..."
"It's probably just a matter of adjusting the spoon. The previous student said seriously: "Although it is a diluted hot sauce, the spicinessness is still very strong, if you don't have the habit of eating spicy for a long time, you can't stand it at all, Professor Xu is a native of Jiangnan, and he has no habit of eating spicy." ”
Due to Xu Mang's rich expression, the melon-eating crowd in the audience picked up their mobile phones and took pictures of this mobile emoji.
moment
Xu Mang's emoji of eating hot sauce swept the entire Internet, and major forums, Weibo, and portals all had Xu Mang's expression when he ate hot sauce, but what people didn't expect was that Xu Mang's eating hot sauce emoji did not make people feel disgusted.
instead
Xu Mang's painful expression when he ate hot sauce was very popular with everyone, many people thought that engaging in scientific research was that rigid type, but Professor Xu Mang broke the inherent concept of others, and scientific research workers are also ordinary people.
They will also feel pain when faced with hot sauce.
"Professor Xu is so cute..."
"It's so cute!"
"Is this hot sauce really that spicy?"
...
meanwhile
Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang's post through the school forum, and almost didn't laugh out loud when he clicked in, not to mention... It's really cute, the kind of parting between life and death that wants to eat but doesn't want to eat, but after eating.
It is worthy of being the essence of the play!
"Huh?"
"Sister Xiaoman!" A girl sitting next to her hurriedly handed her mobile phone to Yang Xiaoman, and said with a smile: "Your husband is hot again, and I took a look, basically the people who left messages are girls." ”
Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)
Served!
This bastard is not handsome, why is the woman so good?
But if you think about it carefully, although this guy has a good relationship with women, he has not been involved in flowers and grass so far, which is worthy of praise.
"Sister Xiaoman?"
"It's... Can Professor Xu win the championship?" This girl is Yang Xiaoman's apprentice, two years older than Xiaoman, but age does not stop calling other people's sisters, plus she witnessed Yang Xiaoman's financial methods, and was shocked beyond words.
"No problem. ”
"Your Professor Xu... It cannot be judged by the normal human mind. Yang Xiaoman said seriously: "In short... Come as planned!"
"Hmm!"
afterwards
Because of Xu Mang's magical performance, there are already zero people who buy Xu Mang to win, and Yang Xiaoman's point of cutting leeks is not on Xu Mang, but on the top three players last year, of course, just in case, with strong capital, Yang Xiaoman has monopolized this guessing market.
Initially
There were a few people who came in with more than 100,000 people, but they were instantly strangled by Xiaoman's gang.
After that, no one came in.
"I think there's something unfair, why isn't there a guess about Professor Xu's rank?" one student said, "It's not fair!"
"You're insane, aren't you?"
"This is clearly the last place, do you think I will give you this free quiz?" said another student helplessly: "People are not stupid. ”
"It's hard to say. ”
"Maybe Professor Xu ate a little like this, and he might have eaten a miracle thirty minutes later. The previous student explained, "Do you think I have a point?"
Another student sighed: "The spicy food competition is a weight comparison, just Professor Xu's amount... Half an hour is at most half a spoonful, and others start with a spoonful, what do you compare with others?"
As soon as the words fell,
A strong man barged in and said to the two, "It's a big deal..."
“???”
“???”
The arrival of this big man made the hearts of the two of them tighten.
"White..."
"It's a guess for nothing!" said the strong man, "Hurry up and buy it... Odds of 0.02, free money!"
"What?"
"What's giving money for free?"
"Professor Xu!" the strong man said breathlessly, "Professor Xu's ranking has been guessed!"
it!
Just mentioned this stubble, and it came in a blink of an eye?
...
Time passed minute by minute,
Soon Xu Mang survived fifteen minutes, according to Xiao Man's script prompt... Xu Mang wants to change his previous attitude, from being timid as a mouse to seeing death as home.
“???”
“???”
“???”
it!
Professor Xu finally ate half a spoonful!
One small step for the individual, one giant leap for humanity!
But...
The people in the audience saw that Xu Mang's face became a little strange, and then a person was like a candle, stuck on the stage motionless, he was already closed himself.
At this point,
The hot sauce eating competition has reached a fever pitch, except for one white contestant Xu Mang, the speed and weight of the other twenty or thirty people are greater than before.
However, the top three are still the old three.
WANG Binbin,
ZHOU Haitao,
Muts.
The results of the three are evenly matched.
Time continues to go by, and many people have reached the point of collapse, and they have picked up the milk on the side and began to relieve the spicy taste, and the rule is that if you drink a sip of milk, it is considered the end of the game.
And the last three minutes,
Wang Binbin, Zhou Haitao, and Mu Ci began the final struggle, and the top three will also be decided in the last three minutes.
now
End of distance,
There are only 70 seconds left!
Xu Mang woke up from his state of confusion and glanced at the only three remaining players.
Almost
It's time for the show to be truly technical!
......