"Ahh

Screams echoed in the hospital room for nearly half an hour.

In the days that followed, I was confined to the asylum, during which I tried to sneak away twice, but I found out that the security guards in the asylum were probably worse than the prison, and my several seamless escape plans ended in me being dragged back to the ward. It wasn't until the day when all my pants were wet and I had no pants to change anymore that I grabbed a pair of Xie Bo's pants to change into, and I finally gave up on my escape plan.

After giving up the escape plan, I was calm, I accepted life here, the devil knows how long I have to stay here, maybe tomorrow, maybe a year——— I just hope that this guy Wang Wei will come up with a way to get me out sooner. After thinking about it, I think life here is also very good.

The rest of the day, I'm doing well.

On a sunny morning, I was in the hospital undergoing all kinds of examinations, participating in all kinds of psychological counseling, and taking all kinds of medicines, but in fact, all the medicines were quietly thrown away. When I have free time, I will organize Xie Bo and other patients to throw Dr. Xie and others' personal belongings into the bathroom or put some frogs, snakes, and other small things on their desks to spice up their boring lives.

After taking a nap, I would go to the activity room to listen to the gods tell their stories, and my favorite thing to listen to was the buddy who called himself the third uncle of the Northern School to tell the story of his tomb robbery. Of course, I also like to play two games against someone who claims to be the best chess player in the world, even though he plays not chess, but backgammon, and sometimes I really don't know if I should tell him.

Of course, what I look forward to the most is the arrival of the night, because there is my happiest activity in the night, and that is K Xie Bo.

The same plot is played out every day, in the first half of the night I beat Xie Bo, and in the second half of the night he changed another person to beat me. Fighting, I found out that the two of us became friends, and sometimes we would chat, but Xie Bo would still take advantage of me from time to time, of course, I would beat him hard, but he didn't mind, he told me that no matter how I beat him and humiliated him, he liked me.

But the other person in his body he didn't think so, Xie Bo told me that the other person in his body was called Xie Dong, and as long as he came out, he would return me to me k Xie Bo as it was.

I tried to resist, but this guy was so strong that after a few tries I realized that the only thing I could do was protect my face.

Half a month later, I found out that I had fallen in love with the life here, carefree, simple, happy, and looking forward to it.

Oh my God, am I really crazy?

Should I follow Dr. Qian's advice and take some medicine?

I don't remember how many days it was, but in the lazy afternoon, I don't know if it was Xie Bo, Xie Dong, me, and a few other patients were playing chess.

In the morning, while everyone was having lunch, I smoothed out the dean's ivory chess set. I'm going to have to teach these guys who play chess all the day to play real chess.

"Brothers, see clearly, this is chess, remember. This car is going straight, this is like the word Feitian, this cannon is over the mountain——— "Half an hour later, "Brothers?

A few people looked at me thoughtfully, then looked at chess, and then raised their heads and nodded firmly at me.

"Okay, who's going to come first."

Xie Dong, or Xie Bo raised his hand high, with an excited expression. The chess master also raised his hands in the air.

"Okay, since you two are so positive, the first game will be played by the two of you, come, red will take the lead"

Don't you really say it, these neuropaths have super learning ability, just when I was briefly trained just now, the brothers really learned a lot, just looking at the first few steps are really a bit of a posture.

"Xie Bo, eat his car" I really didn't want Xie Dong to waste a good move, I reminded Xie Dong, but what I didn't expect was that I overestimated their learning ability.

Xie Bo pointed to the other party's car and looked at me thoughtfully. "Eat his car with a cannon, and the cannon will knock over the mountain—I'm going to die"

Xie Bo picked up the cannon in his hand, looked at the other party's car, and then turned his head to look at me suspiciously. You're fighting, eating!

Xie Bo was still looking at me, gesturing with his hand in a gesture that was still a cannon.

I'm sorry, I misunderstood at the time, and in the end I really knew it was me. I continued to instruct him to "yes, shoot over the mountains, eat his car, and fight like a man"

"Bang, bang-ah" Xie Bo used his strength, the cannon in his hand really flew out like a cannonball, and after the chess pieces hit the ground, they bounced up again, and they flew towards me, rubbing, the speed was too fast, for the sound just now, I called it, and now I am sure that it is Xie Dong who is with us.

"Ye Tian, you're dead!" This is the dean's roar, I hurriedly got up and went to hide the chess, but now the chess is coming, and those buddies are holding a chess piece in their hands and gnawing hard.

Seeing that the chess could not be recovered, I turned around and prepared to run to the room, saying goodbye to everyone, my brother went first. I had just taken two steps when I heard a thud, a pain in my shoulder, and then the familiar sound of "zizz".

Rub, there is ***. I pee again, wipe.

My head hurts,

This thing is more powerful than an electric baton.

I got up, and I was in the dean's office, and I vaguely heard someone talking, loud and somewhat familiar.

"Huh. Dean, can you have a snack? Can you be smarter? Let you go and ask Mr. Ye to come up, you call him? Look at the way it is now, how can I take him out? Look at this pumping, look at this pee, eh, this pants pulled, what? Dean, you can see how to solve the ?———?"

"Brother Wang. I didn't see him want to run, so I made this decision, if he didn't run, how could I do this to him, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding."

Isn't this Wang Wei's voice? Is it so bold and drinking today? Dare to talk to people like this, does the dean have any handle in his hands? Although he can understand what they are saying, his body has not recovered for the time being after being electrocuted.

Wang Wei bargained with the dean, and in the end, it seemed that the dean agreed to give Wang Wei 100 yuan to settle the matter.

Wang Wei put away the 100 yuan given by the dean, helped me into the wheelchair, and pushed me to walk out the door. By this time I was able to open my eyes. As we passed by the rest area, I saw Xie Bo lying on the barbed wire and looking at me, and when we walked past him, Xie Dong spoke.

"Sister. Wait for me, I'll go find you!"

The electric gate of the psychiatric hospital slowly opened, and I felt as if a soft beam of sunlight was shining towards me through the slowly opening door, and as the gate slowly opened, the sunlight became warmer and warmer, accompanied by fresh air rushing towards me. At the moment I only feel freedom beckoning to me, I open my arms to embrace the warm sunshine, no, this is not sunshine, for me at this moment this is holy light.

Yes, I will embrace the Light, and with the opening of the door, I will slowly raise my arms and embrace the Light, and embrace freedom. Oh my God, two pigeons just flew by, and the picture is so strong.

Suddenly, there was a sound of "zizizi, zizizi" in my ears.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this gate is short again," the old man apologized as he ran over and pushed the gate open.

Outside the gate, there was a luxury car of a certain brand, and a tall fat man wearing sunglasses was standing next to the car and was looking at me and smiling.

Ting Dahan: God, I don't want to see him now, I don't want to see anyone now, I just want to go home.

The sound of "zizz" just now made me reflexively urinate.

"Hey, Ye Tian, why are your pants dripping?" Wang Wei, you are very meticulous in your observation.

I took a few steps forward and pulled the car door in, and there was a burst of laughter outside the car, and by the time they got into the car, I had already pulled out my pants from my backpack and changed them.

"If you two dare to tell today's events, I will want your two lives" I know it's useless, but I can only do it, God, I was scared to pee, and I was scared to pee in front of these two invincible big mouths who absolutely can't keep secrets, eh, I can now imagine the days ahead.

"Ye Tian, why are your pants dripping?" Where did the voice come from, I followed the place where the sound came from, Wang Wei was holding his mobile phone and smirking. I snatched his mobile phone, and the screen was playing the handsome picture I had just had, but as the camera slowly zoomed in, I saw that my pants were dripping, wiping, circle of friends, 20 people have liked it, Wang Wei, I will kill you.

Wang Wei's screams like killing pigs came from the driving luxury car.

When Wang Wei's face was almost indistinguishable from Zhu Bajie's second aunt, I stopped, found some tissues to wipe the blood on my hands, and then said to the fat man who was driving seriously.

"Dahan, when will you come back, don't give me a word in advance"

"Ye Tian, didn't I come back for you?"

Speaking of which, I forgot to introduce that this greasy young fat man who wears sunglasses, is 1.8 meters tall, weighs 200 pounds, and is bald before he is 30 years old, is my classmate, comrade-in-arms, and buddy of Wang Wei and me. Back then, the three of us, but known as the Iron Triangle, later came to the army, the old man of the Ding Dahan family had some connections in the army, he went to study at the military academy, and now he works in the army, maybe in some secret department, he never said anything about his work, and we didn't ask, they were all born in the army, and this sense of secrecy is still there.

Besides, this Ding Dahan, don't look at his current appearance of early aging and greasy menopause, when he was young, he could be regarded as the school grass of our school, many girls said that he looked like Gu Tianle, but later in his youth, the pig feed may have been fed violently and became what he is now.

Eh, no, "Ding Dahan, what are you doing?" the guy giggled as he drove, looking at what he was holding. Wipe. Mobile Phones –

It's my video again, retweet 1000 plus?

"Ding Dahan—" The normally moving vehicle suddenly shook, and there were screams from inside the car.