446 Wine War (5000 words)
Cang Yun looked like a bastard when he was drinking, one foot stepped on the boxes of old burning knives, his body bowed forward, and his eyes looked at Zhou Dong, full of a sense of oppression.
With a faint smile on the corner of her mouth, Cang Yun put down the two wine bottles from her hands again, there were already six wine bottles stacked in front of her, and the three white and three beers were poured into her stomach, and she didn't even have the slightest sense of alcohol on her face, and smiled at Zhou Dong: "Thirty-three seconds, the speed is still a little slower, see the smile, see the smile." ”
"Well, it's slower, if you drink it at your rate, when will the wine in this room be drunk?"
Zhou Dong glanced at the room in Cangyan Mountain, and found that there were more than 20 boxes of 65-degree old burning knives alone, 20 catties of flower carvings, and five or six jars, and countless beers, all of which were made of plastic film Kyoto big green sticks, and the alcohol content of this kind of green sticks was also about ten degrees, and it was extremely fast, which was more pitiful than many red wines.
Glancing at Cang Yun, Zhou Dong placed nine bottles of white beer on the table: "Three times to accompany you in this round, it should be eighteen bottles, right?"
As he spoke, he was about to start drinking.
Cang Yun sneered: "Slow, I didn't say that I wanted you to accompany me three times."
Child, sister, I have known wine glasses since I was three years old, and since that day, I have never been allowed to drink!
When it comes to drinking, only people are afraid of me, no one has ever let me,
Because of the people who dare to let me, one is counted as one, all of them are admitted to the hospital, and they have to be disgusted by the nurses while hanging water, which is simply a shadow of life!
You let me drink? I heard you right?"
"If you don't let it, you won't let it, Master Cang is a particular person. ”
Zhou Dong picked up two bottles of wine and poured them into his stomach, and then opened two more bottles: "Brother Cang, this kind of Kyoto green stick is very good, I actually have a suggestion, this kind of beer should be added to the wine for this national banquet......
Brother Cang, when did you bring the wine in, and you can pass the security? Or do you have the privilege of the wine team, and the security personnel will let you go unconditionally?"
Talking and laughing, the six bottles of wine were already in their stomachs, and like Cangyun, their faces did not change, and they didn't even burp a single wine.
At this time, the four winemakers and escorts who were drunk before also woke up one after another, they are indeed the big devils at the wine table, these guys are more perverted than the other, although they drank a little more vigorously just now, but as long as they are given some time, they can recover faster than ordinary people.
The four guys were the same as Cang Yanshan, while pouring a green stick from a glass and drinking slowly, while slowly eating peanuts and pig's head meat.
This is called 'sobering up with wine', the old drunkards all know, don't lie down if you drink too much, once you lie down, you have to vomit if you don't vomit, and don't drink any sobering soup, those things are all cheating; the best way to cure hangover is to drink some low-degree wine, rice wine and beer, there is a term in the drunkard, called 'drink too much and vote a vote'.
The five old drunkards were drinking slow wine while watching Zhou Dong and Cangyun fight for wine,
Sure enough, there are three kinds of people who are most afraid of the wine field, the offspring, the woman and the leader, the latter is he who dares to pour you, but you dare not pour him, the first two are basically the last to pour once they are opened.
Today, Mars collided with the Earth, and the 'afterlife' and the 'woman' collided, and I wonder if you knocked me down in the end? Or did I bring you down?
There is a play! Watch the play, watch the play...... The five guys who were fighting wine just now will be good enough to wear a pair of pants and transform into a melon-eating crowd at the same time.
Six bottles of liquor and beer for one person are actually nothing, if the five old drunkards hadn't drunk too much at this time, they could all do it, that is, they felt that the two of them drank very quickly, and they were both masters of the masters, but they were dumbfounded in the next scene.
"Children, are you also a person with a drinking road?"
Cang Yun gently stroked a strand of hair hanging down next to her right ear, and the old woman in her forties suddenly laughed softly like a little girl: "If you don't change the comparison, it's too slow." ”
"Well, that's what I'm thinking about. ”
Zhou Dong is a hundred times more energetic at the moment, since he has the body of the god of wine, he has never tried to drink like this, in fact, it is not that he can't drink, the main thing is that he doesn't have the habit of drinking, and today he knows that drinking is such a happy thing, especially for himself!
Shouldn't I drink it more often in the future? I'm afraid that my mother will scold.
"Okay, let's increase the amount, it's time for yellow, rice wine forum, twenty catties in one jar, ten catties per person to rinse their mouths first?"
Cang Yun's tone was light, as if it was not an old flower carving that had been stored for ten years in a twenty-pound cellar, but twenty pounds of high-calcium milk.
"You are an elder, everything is up to you!" Zhou Dong smiled lightly.
"Boy, when you get under the table, you'll know that comes at a price!"
Cang Yun was annoyed when she heard this, she could call Zhou Dong a child, but Zhou Dong couldn't call her senior, didn't she say she was old in a different way?
Who hasn't praised her for looking young and her face as delicate as a girl? Walking in the mall with her daughter, the beautiful saleswoman said that they were two sisters! How dare this kid call her senior?
The puffing Cang Yun directly asked Cang Yanshan to contact the logistics team to ask for two stainless steel basins, and the people in the logistics team were still puzzled by what was wrong with the warehouse team leader, what to do with two basins at a time? There are wash basins and bathtubs in the hotel, and this thing is not used?
As a result, when I came to take a look, the legendary big demon king-level guys in the wine field were sitting in a pile of wine, which made the people in the logistics team look stupid.
After disinfecting the stainless steel basin with liquor, he directly poured half a jar of flowers into it, and Cang Yun also poured half a basin for Zhou Dong, holding the basin with both hands and saying coldly: "Please." ”
Zhou Dong nodded, picked up the basin and touched the basin in Cangyun's hand, 'dang'!
Everyone looked stupid, and Cangyun also looked stupid,
This Nima's, this is not a wine glass, what are you touching?
Cang Yun held her breath and glanced at Zhou Dong, picked up the basin and poured it into her stomach, and at the same time, while everyone was watching her drink, she quietly took off the high heels she was wearing on her right foot, and stretched a crystal jade foot under the table.
The center of her feet is extraordinarily white and tender, and at this moment, the position of the 'Yongquan Point' has become white and red, and there are faint water stains flowing out slowly.
But at this time, the room was full of the smell of wine, and no one would notice that her right foot actually had the smell of wine, except for Zhou Dong, there was also a little bit of alcohol, and no one would notice that she quietly took off her high heels.
Zhou Dong didn't pay attention to these either, when it comes to feet, Cheng Yuqi's feet are a hundred times better than this old woman's, how can he be interested in Cang Yun?
"I'm done, kid, how are you......"
Cang Yun put down the basin a little proudly, but saw Zhou Dong looking at him with a smile on his face, the basin in front of him was already empty!
"No, this kid must be my kind of man, but where is his 'leak'?
Cang Yun's gaze quietly swept over Zhou Dong's head, and saw that this little handsome guy had lush hair and dark hair, although he didn't deliberately do anything about his head, his black hair was casually draped, and he was also handsome, his hair was not wet, and his forehead was not sweaty?
Taking the opportunity of emptying the wine jar on the ground, Cang Yun took a closer look at Zhou Dong's feet,
Well, it's a pair of tourist shoes that can't be named, but at first glance, they are stalls, gray winter socks, neat and tidy, but they haven't taken off their bare feet like themselves...... This is strange, it didn't leak from the heart of the foot?
Look at Zhou Dong's tall chest and armpits again, but unfortunately this kid's clothes are relatively thick, if he leaks wine from these two places, he can't see wet marks for a while...... If so, that's not it.
Regardless of men and women, as long as it is a wine leak, ninety percent of the wine leaks from the top of the head or the center of the feet, which is also the most powerful two kinds of wine leaks, and the speed of the top of the head is slightly slower than the center of the feet.
In addition, Yicheng leaked wine from the indescribable position in the armpits and chest, although it is also much more powerful than ordinary people, but when it comes to 'natural remnants' and 'earth shortages', it is not enough to see, so Cang Yun found that Zhou Dong was just this kind of wine leakage, and immediately put his mind at ease, this kid must not be able to drink her.
He can drink faster than me, it should be that the young man's physique is stronger than that of a woman, and his body's ability to relieve hangover is not ordinary, so he will behave like this.
In addition, it may also be the reason why young people love to be strong, even if such people are not shallow in drinking, they will often lose to real wine masters. ”
Cang Yun analyzed it in his heart, felt that the victory was in his hands, and smiled: "Okay, you drank quite fast?"
"Hehe, it's actually quite delicious. ”
At this moment, Zhou Dong's mind already had relevant information about Cang Yun - 'Opponent woman, there is a shortage of land!'
Leakage method, at the center of the foot.
Based on the speed of the other party's hangover and drinking, the amount of alcohol is about forty catties, not counting the type of alcohol, if it enters the 'berserk' state, it can be increased to fifty catties. ’
Fifty pounds, it's not too little, it can be called a terrifying existence in the wine field, but there is still a limit to the amount of alcohol?
Zhou Dong smiled slightly, the characteristic of the body of the god of wine is - the real mass, what are you playing with me?
From the beginning of the banquet to the present, Cang Yun has also drunk more than 20 catties of wine, and it is still mixed with it, counting that her alcohol volume has exceeded half of it, and it should not be able to support it for too long.
"Okay, I'll let you drink enough. ”
Cang Yun picked up the stainless steel basin that had been drunk dry, and took a picture of Zhou Dong with the bottom of the basin: "I estimate that this basin can hold twenty catties of wine, so let's drink it the same way, let's have a Romance of the Three Kingdoms?"
"Romance of the Three Kingdoms, sounds interesting?"
Zhou Dong knew what she was thinking as soon as she heard it, okay? The sooner the better, it's not too early, I'll get you drunk and I'll go back to make prestige porridge, Yuqi is estimated to have been waiting for a long time......
"I'm still young after all. ”
Cang Yun and Zhou Dong had the same idea, to put this handsome little guy down early and go back to sleep early, it's 9 o'clock at night now.
The so-called Romance of the Three Kingdoms is to mix liquor, rice wine, and beer directly together in proportion, which is more powerful than any depth charge; if there is red wine or foreign wine, this method can also be called a 'world war'.
"Knock knock!"
In the stainless steel basin, Cang Yun directly poured ten catties of old burning knives, five catties of rice wine and five bottles of green sticks, the color was old and weird, especially when she shook it gently, it produced a very weird taste, a bit like horse urine mixed with vinegar......
"This way of drinking is fresh, but the taste seems to be worse, forget it, just drink it. ”
Zhou Dong also mixed the wine like Cangyun, looked at the steel basin that was already overflowing, and said, "Do you still do it once?"
This is twenty catties of wine, and he knows very well that Cang Yun's amount of wine is almost up, and he is really a bit of a bully to fight with an old girl like this, if Cang Yun wants to drink it slowly in several times, he will agree.
Dad said, 'Be a man and leave a line, and see each other in the future', after all, they are all from the white case team, and they will stay together for more than ten days during this state banquet, and they will not see each other when they look down.
He didn't panic?
Cang Yun's own amount of wine knows by herself, if she pours the twenty catties of mixed 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms', she will almost reach the amount, this kid's wine can only be regarded as ordinary level, how can she fight with her 'best'?
In her script, this kid should have panicked a long time ago, and would take the initiative to ask to drink this pot of wine two or three times, so that she would not be too concerned about herself and give him face.
Unexpectedly, he gave himself the right to choose, is this to grasp the initiative in the wine field?
"Hehe, I haven't drunk separately since the day I started drinking, of course it's a dry one!"
After saying this, Cang Yun stared at Zhou Dong's eyes tightly, and said in his heart, boy, are you panicking? Give you a lesson, don't pretend to be X in front of people in the future!
"Oh, that's fine. ”
Zhou Dong looked up at her, his eyes were as clear as water: "In order to show sincerity, I will do this pot of wine first as a respect." ”
"Brother Zhou, don't force it!"
Cang Yanshan has been watching from the sidelines, and he has already seen that Cang Yun is really the 'heaven and earth' that he is most worried about.
Just now, I had already found a few opportunities to give Zhou Dong a look, but Zhou Dong didn't seem to see it, and he actually drank more and more energetically.
Cang Yanshan is about to die of worry, he is an old wine field, and the drunkards he has seen are like carp crossing the river, don't look at Zhou Dong at this time like a normal person, some people are like this, they look like normal people before they are drunk, their faces are not red and they are not panting, but once the amount is reached, they will turn over and fall, so there is also alcohol poisoning.
He regretted it very much at the moment, he knew that Cang Yun was a wine leaker, so he shouldn't have pulled Brother Zhou to wade into this troubled water, in case Brother Zhou drank a good thing, how could he explain to Shang Lao?
"Brother, you tried your best, this pot of wine is too much, or you ......"
"Knock knock!"
What answered him was the sound of Zhou Dong drinking wine, but in two or three minutes, Zhou Dong put the stainless steel basin on the table, took a long breath and said, "Happy! It turns out that drinking is such a pleasant thing!"
I'll go, I'm saying this, as if you haven't drunk it before, everyone is an old fritter, what are you pretending?
Cang Yanshan and the others, who were extremely shocked, came out of their hearts at the same time, isn't it, you have fifty catties of wine in one game, but you say it like a junior brother in the wine field, isn't this bullying......
Cang Yanshan looked at Zhou Dong's face carefully, feeling still not very relieved, and looked closer to his eyes, and was slightly relieved when he found that there was no problem: "Brother, don't you feel uncomfortable?"
The four people surnamed Wang and the other four people also stared at Zhou Dong up and down, today they know that there are more strong and strong players, counting what they drank before, Zhou Dong really drank fifty catties of wine, ten catties more than Cangyundu,
Those of them who have seven or eight catties or more than a dozen catties of alcohol suddenly see a 'big cow' who drinks fifty catties of wine, just like ordinary people feel the same when they see them old drunkards.
What kind of belly is this, why can't you see a drum after drinking so much wine? Obviously, it is dozens of catties down, even if it is water, there must be a place to hold it? But Zhou Dong is still a bee-waisted ape arm with an excellent figure that fascinates women in the world, and he doesn't even see much growth in his lower abdomen.
Cang Yun's face changed greatly, she could drink the twenty catties of 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms', but it would definitely not be so easy, but this kid had an understatement expression, how could this be possible!
Haven't started spilling yet?
Staring at Zhou Dong's chest, this is really strange, after drinking so much, he still doesn't see wet? It can't be an armpit leak, the speed is too slow, it must be an indescribable position on the chest, no matter how thick the clothes are, you should see wet marks? Could it be that this kid has diapers wrapped in it?
No way, I've never heard of this model of diapers!
Zhou Dong was a little hairy by her, and couldn't help but say, "Master Cang, it's your turn, right?"
"Oh yes, it's my turn. ”
Cang Yun also felt that it was inappropriate, her face was slightly red, and she picked up the stainless steel basin and began to pour it down.
Compared with the speed of drinking before, this time it was much slower, but Cang Yun was also hard, her mouth never left the edge of the basin, it was slower, but it was also drunk in one go, this pot of wine took about ten minutes to be drunk by her, put down the basin and wanted to say a few words, but felt that the wine was surging, and couldn't help but burp, and at the same time, the face that had not changed color since the beginning of the banquet also quickly changed color.
The speed at which Cang Yun changed her face was like changing her face in a Sichuan opera, and she brushed it red to her neck, and at the same time, her eyes began to become blurry.
"Aunt Yun, it's almost, let's stop here today......"
The winemaker surnamed Wang looked at Zhou Dong with a shocked gaze, he was really a little scared, it was the first time he saw Cang Yun drink and blush, this kid is the reincarnation of a wine barrel, how can he drink it so much?
"Yes, that's it, Master Wang, you take Master Cang back to have a good rest, it seems that there are too many today, it's all my fault. ”
Zhou Dong also blamed himself a little, as the saying goes, good men don't fight with women, not to mention that everyone is in their forties, and they should call their aunts......
Originally, they were all well-intentioned, but they didn't expect Cang Yun to be annoyed, slapped Lao Wang away, and said angrily: "Who said I drank too much? I can still drink!"
Kids, are you scared? Scared...... You speak!"
Cang Yanshan and the others all shook their heads, everyone is an old fritter, this is obviously not light, but it is also admired, Cang Yun is also forty pounds of wine, and he didn't see how his stomach bulged, and his body shape is still top-notch among middle-aged and elderly women.
"Come on, kid, let you know what it means to drink! Get out of the way, give me wine!"
I don't know where she got the strength, she pushed Lao Wang away, snatched two bottles of Lao Yaobai, knocked them directly on the table and stuffed them into her mouth, and actually played a double again.
"Uh, kid...... How do you ...... Why don't you drink it?"
Cang Yun pointed at Zhou Dong, and suddenly laughed: "Lost......, right? Husband, if you lose, you have to admit it, my request, yours must agree to one, and mine will let you go today!"
As soon as Zhou Dong finished listening, he couldn't speak, so he could only follow her and say: "Okay, okay, Master Cang, I agree with your ......"
Before the words fell, I saw Cang Yun pounce on him, really quiet as a virgin and moving like a rabbit, grabbed his collar with both hands, and pulled it hard to the left and right.
"I'm going to see where your 'leak' is, my ..... I don't believe it yet!"
"Tear it up!"
The outer and inner clothes were torn at the same time, and Zhou Dong only felt a coolness in his chest.
Cang Yanshan was dumbfounded, oh my God, my God! Brother Zhou, I'm sorry for you!