"It's finally over......"

Lying on the mattress, Chen Yu pillowed his arms, stared at the ceiling with his eyes blurred, and was still immersed in the heroic emotions of a lonely hero.

"It actually saved all mankind, Sao, it's too sassy......"

"Mr. Chen, it seems that things are going well. Seeing that Chen Yu was happy, Xiao Taohong couldn't help but step forward excitedly and gently pinched Chen Yu's shoulder.

"Hey, comfortable...... Tighter and tighter......"

"Is that so?"

"That's right, that's the point, ...... hard"

"Huh~?"

"Oh, comfortable. Chen Yu breathed a sigh of relief and closed his eyes: "Where did you learn?"

"On the Internet, all the little pinks in the acupoints are memorized!"

"It's amazing, a little to the left, hard. ”

"Okay!"

"The professional is different. Chen Yu couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth: "Compared with you, my two younger sisters are pinching ** there." ”

"If you like it, it's fine. Little Peach opened her mouth wide, and her smile almost showed the spring in her throat: "In the future, people will pinch you every day." ”

"Yes, you can. I never thought the massage would be so comfortable before. ”

"It is said on the Internet that boys have inadvertently discovered the beauty of massage, and then they sink into various massage parlors. ”

"Makes sense. ”

"It is also said on the Internet that if you are in a good mood, you will feel very comfortable during the massage. ”

Chen Yu nodded again and again: "It still makes sense, I'm in a good mood today." ”

"The problem with the asteroid solved?"

"With my own efforts, there should be no problem. Chen Yu changed his comfortable posture: "Press this side, yes." I can finally relax my nerves, and this time for the lives of 7 billion human beings and the continuation of all civilizations has made me sad. ”

"You're awesome!" Little Pink gave an exaggerated thumbs up.

"It's okay, it's generally awesome. Chen Yu was modest: "It's just to save the world, and to do what a hero should do." Continue ......"

"Oh!" Little Peach quickly continued to massage.

"I'm talking about continuing to boast. ”

"Oh oh! Great hero, your presence is truly a blessing to human civilization. ”

"It was history that chose me, and it is incumbent upon me to do so. Personally solving the crisis three months later and preventing the asteroid from impacting made Chen Yu completely unable to control the excitement and pride in his heart, and swelled to the extreme.

A soldier saved the village from being able to blow for ten years.

He felt like he could blow for the rest of his life......

"I've heard that people will erect monuments to great men, and someone will also erect monuments for you in the future, right?"

"That's for sure, not only will the monument be erected, but it will also be made into a movie, made into music, compiled, and made into a game, in short, the specifications will not be worse than Vasily Arkhipov of Mao. ”

"Who is Vasily?" Little Pink tilted her head.

"In the past, an officer of the Mao country, who saved two nuclear wars, was called the greatest human being. Chen Yu flaunted the knowledge he learned from the self-media of station B: "Many cities around the world have his monuments to commemorate his saving of civilization." I should be a shame to be greater than him. ”

"You're amazing......"

While enjoying the double massage from the mind and body, Chen Yu squinted his eyes and swiped the watch screen to check the points income of this live broadcast.

A total of 9.35 million viewers poured into all live broadcast rooms, and 311 points were obtained. Add the remaining 45 points from refreshing the shelves and buying birthday candles, for a total of 356 points.

It's okay to make another wave of spending.

But the next live broadcast is only a week away, Chen Yu wants to accumulate it, wait for the seventh official live broadcast, and the points will exceed four digits and taste the pleasure of squandering a thousand gold.

Optically invisible to his watch, he closed his eyes again, carefully enjoying the even pressure on his shoulder, and gradually became sleepy.

"Wow!"

Just as he was about to fall asleep, a hoarse cry suddenly came from outside the bedroom door.

"Dick?!"

Sitting up suddenly, Chen Yu thought that Chen Erke had fallen, so he hurriedly pushed open the door and ran out, looking in the direction where the cry came from, stunned, and then relieved.

I saw Chen Erke standing honestly in the corner of the living room, carrying a broken plastic basin in his left hand, wiping tears with his right hand, and crying under Chen's mother's reprimand.

Next to him, Chen Yike carefully flipped through the piano sheet music, completely undisturbed.

Chen Sanke applauded happily.

"Hmm...... What's wrong?" Stretching his waist, Chen Yu frowned and stepped forward, looking Chen Erke up and down a few times: "Got into trouble?"

"I... I put the footbasin ...... Do... Broke ......" Chen Erke choked aggrievedly.

"Tell her that the footbasin is plastic, not strong, and she has to be used as a kickboard!" Chen's mother pinched her waist with both hands, looked at Chen Yu angrily and said: "Such a thin basin, it won't break and leak after a few kicks, right?"

"It's time to fight. Chen Yu nodded approvingly: "This is already the destruction of furniture, and huskies know that they will be beaten if they break things." ”

"I... I ......" Chen Erke pouted and choked: "I just practice taekwondo." ”

"Are you justified in practicing taekwondo?" Chen Mu raised the ring ruler in her hand and scared: "You will kick the basin when you practice taekwondo?"

"I kicked the third child, and the third child also... Don't let me either!"

Mother Chen: "??"

"She kicked me and wouldn't let me fight back. Chen Sanke learned Chen's mother's posture and crossed his waist: "How can there be this truth." ”

"Alright, alright. Chen Yu blocked Chen Erke's body: "Isn't it just a pot, I'll buy it again." ”

"It's not a pot, you know? By the way, I wanted to talk to you last week. Mother Chen turned the spearhead to Chen Yu: "The little girl's family, what kind of taekwondo do do you let her learn?

"Marry out?" Chen Yu suddenly sneered: "My sister, how can you marry out?"

“？？？”x3

"No, I mean my sister, how can she not get married. ”

“......”

In the living room, there was an instant silence.

"Its... Actually......" Chen Erke carefully raised the plastic basin in his hand: "A basin is only three yuan, and the wooden planks sold in the Taoist hall are nineteen yuan for a set......?"

Hearing this, Chen's mother's face turned red, and she looked at Chen Yu suddenly: "That's how you usually educate your sister?"

"Damn, does this have something to do with me?"

"Don't you know that your eldest brother is like a father? If your sister doesn't educate well, you are responsible!"

Chen Yu opened his mouth, turned his head to look at Chen Yike, stepped forward and patted her on the head: "Hey, eldest sister Rumu understands? If your sister doesn't educate well, you will be responsible!"

Chen Yike: "......"

"How can I push my own responsibility to others?" Chen's mother picked up the small ring ruler and put it in Chen Yu's hand: "Take it, you are the brother, you fight." ”

After taking the ring ruler, Chen Yu didn't want his sister to be angry with him, so he decisively handed it over: "Boss, you are a sister, you fight." ”

Chen Yike took the ring ruler: "Mom, you fight." ”

"I'll fight!" Chen Sanke raised his hand anxiously: "Let... Let me come!"

"Can't fight!" Seeing the ring ruler, Chen Erke was so frightened that he cried again: "Hit me so many times, I... Am I obedient? Doesn't that prove that beating is useless? You should try preaching. ”

Chen's mother: "......"

Chen Yu: "It's useless to fight, it should be that you didn't hit hard." ”

Chen Yike: "It's useless to fight, but it's relieving." ”

Chen Sanke: "I've never been beaten by my parents, I really envy the second sister......"