The official announcement came out, and Xu Mang took first place.

The whole school went crazy.

"I'm here, is this god joking?"

"Oh my God, Xu Mang won the first place in the city's high school students' essay contest? My skull hurts!"

"I must be dreaming, this must be me dreaming!"

"No, no, it may be that there is something wrong with the way I opened it, I'll reopen it... Damn, Xu Mang really won the first place?"

After all the students saw the announcement on the Internet, in addition to being shocked, they were even a little frightened. Once an idiot to the extreme, he turned into a scumbag and won the first place in the city's high school students' essay contest!

It's like a pig going to fly a plane, and the plane reached the end safely, the key is that the pig is sleeping the whole time, it's terrible!

Of course

Yang Xiaoman was very happy, and was sincerely excited for Xu Mang to get such a result, and even looked forward to him returning to his back.

But...

Happiness is mixed with a touch of sadness.

Defeated again at the hands of this psychotic, why is he always able to crush himself in composition?

"Neurotic!"

"It's so powerful, but I'm pretending to be an idiot for you. Yang Xiaoman thought about the past picture, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, the more angry he became, the more angry he was, the more he wanted to beat him, it was best to beat him into a big pig's head.

Online,

Under the rendering of many media, the previous storm of public opinion gradually changed direction, under these bad media reports, Xu Mang was described as a young man with great dreams, for the honor of the school, took illness to participate in the competition, unfortunately exhausted in the middle, but strong perseverance forced him to stand up.

In this difficult environment, Xu Mang won the first place, but such a hero was criticized by netizens because of some reports that deviated from the facts, and was even expelled from school.

in a word

Xu Mang has become a role model, his deeds have been widely circulated, and major Weibo forums have frantically reprinted his deeds, and he has become popular...

"Hemingway once wrote a sentence that the world is beautiful and worth fighting for, and I agree with the latter sentence... What happened to Xu Mang? If such a person doesn't get a fair result, I..."

"Upstairs, don't lose faith in the world, it's not that bad. ”

"After seeing Xu Mang's deeds, the corners of his eyes were a little moist, why are some people always treated so unfairly?!"

Netizens complained frantically, almost united the front, and were angry at Xu Mang's injustice, and with the efforts of netizens, the organizers and the school where Xu Mang studied before issued another announcement.

The content of the announcement is very simple,

he

It's back!

The anger of netizens subsided.

...

school

It was about nine o'clock in the morning, it was the time of class, and the school was extremely silent, only the voices of the teachers were mixed together, but suddenly, a loud roar broke the silence.

"Hahahaha!",

"I'm back again!"

Xu Mang stood at the gate of the school, he... Late for the first day back to school, but that's not the point, the point is that his fiery heart of pretense at that moment is burning, and he's going to shit on everyone's heads.

No way!

He's back!

All the classes were boiling, but this commotion did not last long, and was pressed down by the various teachers, but the students' hearts were no longer in class, and these teachers were angry to death.

Come back, come back, why are you yelling so loudly!

Can't you just be quieter?

Xu Mang didn't understand the teachers' opinions on him at this moment, and walked to his own class step by step, the first class of the third year of high school, with the long-lost pace of not recognizing his six relatives.

Now it's the old class.

"Ahem!"

"What's that... Teacher Lin, I'm just back today!" Xu Mang stood at the door with a smile, and deliberately coughed twice in order to attract attention.

Lin Yishan's mentality was a little explosive, Xu Mang's voice just now, but he heard it clearly, he didn't do anything, but he gave you such a play on the first day of school, and it was also... This is Xu Mang.

"Come in. ”

"Go to class well!" Lin Yishan said to Xu Mang with a dark face.

"Okay, okay..." Xu Mang grinned and returned to his desk, the distance from the classroom door to the seat was not very far, but Xu Mang still walked out of the feeling of the movie slowing down.

Eat one's heart out

accurate

Helpless...

Xu Mang felt the emotions around him.

"Idiot..."

Yang Xiaoman was very happy, but when he saw Xu Mang like this, he was a little annoyed, can't he be a good person?

Speechless.

When the butt sticks to the chair, the familiar feeling returns, this chair has been with him for two years, the surface of the chair has long been perfectly fitted with the shape of Xu Mang's buttocks, no joke, Xu Mang is a little sleepy at the moment.

"Ha~"

"I'm so tired!" Xu Mang snorted.

Yang Xiaoman blew up,

Did you lie down on the first day you came back?

Sure enough,

Yang Xiaoman secretly glanced back, he really lay down... It's still the same familiar pose.

"Xu Mang!"

"Did you give me sleep on the first day you came back?" Lin Yishan saw Xu Mang lying on the table, and said angrily: "Didn't you promise me before, study hard and make progress every day?"

"Huh?"

"Report to Mr. Lin, there is a problem with this chair, as long as my butt touches the chair, I am tired. Xu Mang said innocently.

Nima!

Is this the fault of the chair that did it first?

Lin Yishan gave up completely, just do what you love, now he is a person who is cared about by netizens, and he can't move!

Seeing that Lin Yishan didn't speak, Xu Mang simply couldn't get up on his stomach until the end of class.

+1 political skills

+1 political skills

+1 political skills

soon

The bell rings, and it's time for the end of class.

Xu Mang began his own road of pretending, and the first target was, of course, his former neighbor, Sun Xiaoxiao.

"Reading a book?"

"Don't look at it... I can't read it anyway. Xu Mang stood beside Sun Xiaoxiao, looking at him holding a book, the expression on his face was very serious, and he couldn't help but say: "Anyway, it's also a nine-year compulsory education, how can you cultivate a character like you?"

"You..."

Sun Xiaoxiao was speechless, he didn't know how to fight back, the other party was not the idiot he used to be, he had already stood up.

Bidding farewell to the angry Sun Xiaoxiao, Xu Mang turned his target to Li Hua, the guy who scored second in the class, usually Xu Mang has nothing to do with him, but it just doesn't look good.

sometimes

It doesn't take any reason to be hostile to a person, a look, a movement, it can make people hate.

Li Hua is such a person.

"Hello!"

Xu Mang greeted him cordially, and then showed a lewd expression: "Please allow me to introduce myself, I am the first place in the city's high school student essay contest, officially certified!"

"Are you convinced?" asked Xu Mang with a smile.

Li Hua just glanced at it and silently brushed his math problem: "Please stay away from me!"

No way!

It's so arrogant, isn't it?

Xu Mang returned to his seat and whispered to Yang Xiaoman: "Have you seen it? This person named Li Hua is too arrogant. How about the two of us joining forces to kill him?"

Yang Xiaoman: (# ̄~ ̄#)

It is clear that you are walking with the steps of not recognizing your six relatives, and you are saying arrogant words, but you are said to be arrogant.

Unreasonable, huh?

And also

Can you stop talking black!

......