Xu Mang sat on the leadership seat, looking at the students and teachers below, and the teachers and students also stared at Xu Mang on the leadership seat, the two sides were like a couple about to separate, with a trace of reluctance in their affection.

In fact

Xu Mang didn't know why he was sitting in the leadership seat at first, and he was going to go back this morning, but he received a call from Mr. Teng, saying that he would let him go to the closing ceremony.

Then it appeared in the leadership seat.

And to Xu Mang's surprise, some people don't know each other, but they know themselves, and they seem to be very familiar.

They also care about scientific research?

Later, after asking Xiaoman during the interval repair, I learned that it was my father-in-law who made a phone call, and someone in Zhejiang Province happened to be his old classmate in the past.

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

Tired

It's miserable,

It feels like there are nails on the stool!

I couldn't sit still.

Because he was sitting on the leader's seat, Xu Mang didn't dare to sleep on it, listening to a large amount of nonsense, and he couldn't hold on mentally.

Next, we let the author of this competition, Professor Xu Mangxu, make a speech and talk about his views on the increasing difficulty of the question. One of the leaders said, "Everyone applauds and welcomes." ”

Suddenly,

The audience burst into applause.

Xu Mang looked at the teachers and students with a confused expression.

"Hey, hey, hey?"

"Can you hear me?"

Xu Mang tried the microphone, although he was very disgusted with speaking on this occasion, but after listening to the leader's speech for a long time, the quality of his own nonsense was also increasing, and there was no problem with how to speak nonsense.

"My take on the difficult question is..."

An hour and a half later,

"That's my opinion. ”

Xu Mang silently pushed the microphone forward and sat in place indifferently.

At this point,

The students in the audience are going crazy.

it!

What the hell are you human?

What a simple thing, actually talking nonsense for an hour and a half ...

In the beginning,

thought that Xu Mang was just saying a few words casually, after all, this occasion is not just for anyone to speak, but I never thought that Xu Mang was really not a casual person, because he was not a person casually.

Horn Horn Horn,

Talking nonsense for an hour and a half, ordinary people really can't do it.

At this point,

The leader who let Xu Mang speak regretted it, but he didn't dare to have any complaints about Xu Mang, I heard that the relationship between this person was very complicated, not to mention his status in the field of scientific research and education, he could let his own leader come over and speak for him, this kind of strength was unimaginable.

finally

Xu Mang stayed up until the end of the awards, and the ghost knows what he has experienced.

Just about to leave,

Xu Mang met Mr. Liang, who had been waiting for a long time.

"Professor Xu!"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time. Teacher Liang Feng Liang said with a smile.

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

I'll go

Teacher Liang was also naughty.

"Mr. Liang... Can we not be skinny?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "What are you looking for me?"

"Remember to come over during the school anniversary. Teacher Liang patted Xu Mang's shoulder and said with a smile: "You are an outstanding alumnus of our No. 1 Middle School." ”

"Huh?"

"Forget it..."Xu Mang shook his head and said seriously: "I'm not a good person, wherever I go, people there will be autistic." ”

“...”

"Then be a good person. Teacher Liang said, "Be kind. ”

"Oh..."

"I'll come over when it's time for the school anniversary. Xu Mang nodded.

Watching Teacher Liang leave, until there was no longer Teacher Liang's back in his field of vision, Xu Mang reacted, and said... When is the school's anniversary?

...

At the celebration banquet,

Xu Mang sat with a group of middle-aged people, talking about some boring things.

"Xu Mang?"

"Your father is—" a certain leader asked with a curious expression.

"Huh?"

"A businessman. Xu Mang said expressionlessly: "Very small businessman." ”

Small businessmen?

I'm afraid not, right?

The leader instantly summarized Xu Mang as the eldest young master of so-and-so, but he had to sigh that Xu Mang was one of the best of these second generations, and he took a path that no one else was willing to take.

For this beautiful misunderstanding,

Xu Mang doesn't want to explain too much, sometimes leaving a little room for reverie will benefit him.

After dinner,

Xu Mang sorted out his things and prepared to return to the magic capital overnight.

"Hello?"

"I'm back. Xu Mang made a call to Xiao Man.

"Huh?"

"Are you back?" Yang Xiaoman said excitedly: "I'm at home... Mom and Dad are not here today. ”

( ̄△ ̄;)Confused~

Σ('д′*ノ)ノ crazy, right?

"Ahem!"

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Are you hinting at anything to me?"

"Nope!"

"You think so yourself, right?" Yang Xiaoman said with a smile, "What do you want to do to me?"

Syllable!

Xu Mang hung up the call directly.

however

Unexpectedly, Xu Mang was one small step closer to death.

...

Magic City,

Xiao Man's doorstep.

Xu Mang didn't dare to open the door with the key, for fear that a crazy Yang Xiaoman would appear after opening the door.

"I'm back!" Xu Mang opened the door and shouted.

Hey?

No one?

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, it's only half past nine now, how can there be no one?

Cooked a bowl of noodles,

Xu Mang sat on the sofa and watched TV while eating a large bowl of noodles.

Half an hour later,

A female dwarf suddenly sprang out of Xu Mang's room, holding a rolling pin, and shouted at Xu Mang: "Are you an idiot? Old lady, I have been waiting for you in the room for more than half an hour, and you are actually lying on the sofa watching TV?"

it...

So there's it?

This Nima...

Xu Mang looked at Yang Xiaoman, who was furious, and didn't know what to do for a while, so he said cautiously: "When I opened the door, didn't I shout... Why didn't you reply to me?"

"Don't you want to surprise you?" Yang Xiaoman was so angry that he exploded, brandished a rolling pin, and threatened: "Today you must give my mother an explanation, otherwise you don't want to live today!"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

It's so ruthless!

This woman is really going crazy!

In the face of dignity and survival, Xu Mang chose to live in the world, and without saying a word, he pulled Xiao Man into his arms, and whispered: "Both of us are like this, what else can I say..."

Xiao Man shrank in his arms and said crookedly: "There are too many words, such as you..."

Then

Xiao Man leaned into Xu Mang's ear and said softly, and suddenly his face flushed.

"Xiao Man?"

"Do your parents know that you are such a woman?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "I can't imagine that under your pure surface, there is such a dirty heart hidden. ”

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said silently: "I'm also a normal person, okay!"

"No, no, no!"

"Normal people don't have anything like you. Xu Mang smiled and said, "First of all, you are not normal here..."

Xu Mang's hand was directly covered on Pingchuan.

"Originally, I wanted to let you go and leave you a cheap life, but..."Yang Xiaoman took out a notepad with an expressionless face and said indifferently: "Now we have calculated the new accounts and old accounts together, and it records the total number of times and reasons why you hung up my phone during the Jiangda period." ”

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, looked at Yang Xiaoman's serious face, felt a hint of coolness, and couldn't help but stretch his hand to her waist.

Syllable!

"Talk to you about business, don't give my wife a hand to me. Yang Xiaoman slapped away Xu Mang's outstretched hand and glared viciously: "It's too late to do something like this now!"

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman began to describe some of the things that Xu Mang did during the Jiang University period.

Every time you talk about something,

A trace of anger will be added to Xiao Man's face, and the originally handsome little face will become a little distorted.

Long

Yang Xiaoman put away his 'Death Note', looked up at Xu Mang, who looked desperate, and said softly: "Say it... How do you want to die?"

“...”

"I want to be handsome to death. Xu Mang tilted his head and staggered out a sentence that was not nutritious.

(* ̄〈 ̄) Accumulating anger~

( ̄ ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄dish ̄///)Kill you!!

After a violent beating,

The two returned to their original state, lying on the sofa together greasy and crooked, frantically sprinkling dog food into the air.

Xu Mang covers Pingchuan,

Xiao Man has a handle,

There was a peaceful fragrance in the air.

"Huh?"

"Tomorrow weekend, you can talk to Dad. Yang Xiaoman was in his arms and said gently: "Don't you have a scientific research project that needs money? ”

"Oh..."

The night was harmonious.

...

early morning

Mother Yang returned home early, and just opened the door to see a scene that embarrassed her, there were two pairs of slippers on the side of the sofa, as well as some scattered clothes and pants, from the analysis of the bulging appearance of the quilt, the two hugged each other, after all, the sofa is so large in total.

Alas...

Young people now!

In desperation,

Mother Yang could only close the door softly, preparing to stay somewhere else for a while.

fortunately

When Yang Jian came back, he saw that his wife was leaving, and asked curiously, "Why do you want to go out again?"

"What to go out of!"

"I just came back. Mother Yang glanced at her and said angrily: "Don't go in, it's not appropriate to go in now." ”

"How?"

"What's wrong with your own family?" Yang Jian didn't understand his wife's words for a while, and said curiously.

Mother Yang glanced at her: "Why do you talk so much nonsense? ”

“...”

Yang Jian said helplessly: "Is Xiao Xu back?"

"Yes!"

"Just what kind of storm can Xiao Man set off alone. Yang Xiaoman sighed, thought for a while, and said: "I have to buy Xiao Xu some ingredients to replenish his body, and make up for him at noon and at night, so that I can give my grandson a big fat boy out." ”

Words fall,

Glancing at Yang Jian.

"You also make up for it!" Yang Mu said, "Did you hear it!"

“...”

"I don't need it. Yang Jian said with an innocent face: "I'm okay." ”

"Okay?"

"I just ate a piece of braised pork roasted by Xiao Man and got food poisoning, and Xiao Xu ate all of it in his stomach, so he had diarrhea. Mother Yang said: "With your physical fitness and face, you can say yes." ”

Yang Jian was a little embarrassed.

Nine a.m.,

Yang Xiaoman gradually woke up, opened his eyes and found that Xu Mang was still sleeping, and couldn't help but feel a flush, remembering what happened last night, although the two had not yet crossed the boundary of the Chu River, but the two sides fought across the Chu River to the point of inseparability.

To put it simply,

Everything that needs to be done is done, and it's just the last step to kill!

Saying

What time is it?

Yang Xiaoman opened his phone and glanced at the time, almost not scared to death.

hurriedly put on his clothes and pants, then washed up briefly, and secretly looked at the situation outside through the cat's eyes, and then saw his mother coming back with vegetables.

Call!

It's dangerous...

Open the door

Mother Yang glanced at Xu Mang, who was still lying on the sofa sleeping, and her brows couldn't help frowning.

"Mom..."

"He... Yesterday was a little tired. Yang Xiaoman squeaked and said, "So I slept late, and he usually gets up quite early." ”

"Mom knows. ”

"So my mother specially went to the vegetable market to buy something to make up for Xiao Xu's body at noon and at night," Yang's mother said with a deep meaning.

Hiss!

Questions...

It feels like my mom knows something.

......