Chapter 350: Fat and Greasy
Sister...... Sister? Wu Xiaoyu subconsciously looked at him again, this is indeed a man, how can he call himself a sister?
No...... Wouldn't ......it? Oh my God! Lao Tzu has been out of the door, how can he encounter some strange things!
"That dude...... Hmmm! No, sister...... Sister, I think you've misunderstood, I'm not a guy!" Wu Xiaoyu lowered her voice and said with a look of disgust.
When the little man heard this, he first shook his head, then smiled shyly, and stretched out his finger to point at his forehead.
Seeing the situation, Wu Xiaoyu hurriedly fell back, dodging his gentle fingertips, and said sharply: "Enough!
His voice successfully suppressed the noise in the car, and everyone paid attention to it to find out.
"You...... Whisper, what is this for?" said the little frightened looking around.
When Wu Xiaoyu saw everyone, they all looked at him, for fear that they would also mistake him for a, so he had to close his eyes, lean on his seat, and no longer pay attention to Xiao Shou beside him.
Seeing that the two of them were silent, they were also quite disappointed, and you turned your head and continued the topic just now.
When the excitement in the car resumed, Xiao Shoufang whispered to Wu Xiaoyu: "You don't have to be afraid! I have seen a lot of this kind of scene, they have misunderstandings about us, you don't have to pay too much attention to it!"
Don't take it to heart when you go to Nima! Lao Tzu and you are not the same person, can you go farther?
Wu Xiaoyu opened his eyes, glared at Xiao Shou angrily, and scolded in a low voice: "Lao Tzu is a pure master, I'm afraid you're in the wrong place if you want to find a fight!"
Xiao Shou saw that his eyes were so vicious, and when he saw that the muscles on his body exploded, he actually banged the deer in his heart.
Oh yes! What do people like?
Wu Xiaoyu saw that although he was scared, he still looked at him with a strange look, and he couldn't help but feel numb!
Fuck, your parents gave birth to you into the world, did they let you do it?
Wu Xiaoyu frowned, glanced at him with disgust, and looked around helplessly.
But I found myself sitting in the last row, in front of me were two couples who were getting tired, on the left was this little shou, and on the right was the strong sisters!
Compared with this little shou, he would rather choose the strong sister flower, Wu Xiaoyu sorted out the language, and said to the fat girl on the right against his will: "Beautiful...... Beauty, can we change seats?"
When the two sisters heard Wu Xiaoyu's words, they were stunned at first, and then shook the fat on their bodies, and discussed excitedly.
"Xiaohua, do you think he likes me, otherwise, why does he want to change seats with you?" Xiaolan, who was sitting by the window, said excitedly.
Xiaohua, who is a sister, is not happy, and argues: "He is obviously talking to me, he must have taken a fancy to me!"
Wu Xiaoyu stood on the aisle, looking at the two ends in front of him...... Uh, no, it's two girls, and a chill hits my heart.
I really just can't stand this little suffering, but I don't like the one of you, please be sober, okay?
Xiaolan raised her head and glanced at Wu Xiaoyu shyly, and urged: "Sister, sit down quickly!
"Why do you want me to sit over, it's obvious that I fell in love with him first, and I've verified it all, you're taking advantage of it, it's not fair!" Xiaohua said dissatisfied.
Xiao Shou behind Wu Xiaoyu, seeing these two chubby girls, did not change seats with Wu Xiaoyu, and felt a burst of joy in his heart.
You see, you still can't escape my palm, so why bother? As a guy, what is there to be shy about?
Xiao Shou inadvertently glanced at Wu Xiaoyu's skin, and became more and more excited, as if a hundred claws were scratching his heart.
Seeing that Wu Xiaoyu had been facing away from him, he unconsciously gave birth to a little courage, and even stretched out his claws, wanting to sneak attack Wu Xiaoyu's skin.
Although Wu Xiaoyu was in front of him, Xiaohua noticed his actions by a ghost, and hurriedly shouted, "What do you want to do?"
Hearing this, Xiao Shou hurriedly stretched out his claws, waved his hand in fear, and said, "I...... I didn't do anything, didn't I do anything?"
The passengers sitting in front of them heard a sound like a tiger's roar, and hurriedly turned their heads again, ready to watch the excitement.
But I only saw this fat girl, got up, and changed places with the boy standing in the aisle, so I need to yell at such a little thing?
Disappointed, the passengers had to turn their heads again and again to continue the unfinished topic.
Xiaohua sat next to Xiao Shou in a puff, startled him, and hurriedly curled up by the window.
"Made, it's better to cheapen your own sister than to cheapen a guy like you!" Xiaohua glared at him and complained resentfully.
After saying that, he ignored Xiao Shou, and looked at Wu Xiaoyu beside him with bright eyes, he must be interested in me.
Otherwise, there are so many people in this car, why would he want to switch places with me?
Wu Xiaoyu sat next to the sturdy Xiaolan, just nodded politely at her, leaned back in the chair, and continued to pretend to sleep.
Xiaolan, who was already close to the water, how could she let go of this great opportunity, gently patted Wu Xiaoyu's shoulder, and asked shyly, "That...... Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Eldest sister, I already have a girlfriend!" Wu Xiaoyu opened her eyes in desperation, smiled politely at her, and declined.
But his smile caused a lot of trouble, and when Xiaolan saw him smiling at herself, her heart suddenly soared.
No! he ...... He must have liked me, what should I do? Take the initiative, or pretend to be reserved and let him continue to play the routine?
He said that he already had a girlfriend, and he must have wanted to dispel my concerns and make me let my guard down against him, so that he could take advantage of the situation.
That's right!
Xiaolan couldn't hold back her excitement and replied lightly: "Eh, you already have a girlfriend?
When Wu Xiaoyu heard the word pity, she thought she was going to give up, and she couldn't help but breathe a long sigh in her heart.
But Xiaohua on the other side of the aisle interjected: "It's a pity, otherwise, the two of us can be your girlfriends!"
Xiao Shou, who was sitting in the little flower, heard this, and unconsciously lowered his face, and laughed exaggeratedly.
Seeing this, Xiaohua immediately became angry, what do you mean? Are you laughing at the old lady? You are a dead guy!
I saw Xiaohua raise her strong arm and gently hit Xiaoshou's temple, knocking him unconscious!
"Ni Mei! You are a dead guy, and you dare to laugh at the old lady? You are really impatient!" Xiaohua, who stunned Xiaoshou, smiled proudly.
Wu Xiaoyu, who witnessed all this, was shocked in her heart, her blow seemed random, but in fact it was steady and ruthless.
This stout girl is a practitioner, and it seems that she is confused by her appearance?
If Xiaohua is a person who practices martial arts, Xiaolan, as her sister, should also be a person who practices martial arts, right?
Wu Xiaoyu turned her head unconsciously, looked at Xiaolan again, and saw that she was covered in fat, but she couldn't see that she was ugly.
If the two sisters were ordinary martial arts practitioners, they shouldn't be so obese? After all, they should be very fit if they have to undergo such hard training every day!
And the two sisters can't see a single muscle, they are all flickering big pieces of fat, could it be that they are also practicing internal exercises?
(End of chapter)