Xu Mang, who was on his way home, was waiting for the red light at this time, and received a call from Xiao Man, this stupid girl was alone at home, watched a soap opera for a day, and then drank the drinks at home, I have to say... This girl is good enough to drink.

"Husband..."

"Help me buy coconuts. ”

Words fall,

Hung up directly.

Xu Mang's face was full of the word bewilderment, where the hell is he going to buy coconuts? Immediately parked on the side of the road, Xu Mang made a distress call to Chen Xi, asking if there was a place to buy coconuts in the magic capital, and it stands to reason that there are coconuts for sale.

"Hello?"

"Tatsuki... Is there a place to sell coconuts in the magic capital?" Xu Mang's tone revealed a hint of helplessness, and with a faint wry smile, he said, "Your little sister wants to buy coconuts... This stupid girl knows how to do things, and now she remembers to buy coconut. ”

"Coconut?"

"I can't buy it... Even if there is, it is difficult to find a size that suits Sister Xiaoman. Chen Xi said seriously: "I'll give Xiaoqiong a call... She usually likes to collect these things, so I asked her if she had any coconuts. ”

"Good, good!"

"Hurry up and ask... It's really annoying, what kind of coconut do you want all of a sudden. Xu Mang said with a black line on his face: "Chen Xi... If I divorce your sister Xiaoman, which side are you on?"

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

Chen Xi was almost frightened, and asked in a squeaky voice, "Brother Xu Mang... You... Are you stimulated by something? Or if you drink some fake wine, how can you talk nonsense, Sister Xiaoman is afraid that she will not beat you to death when she hears it..."

"I'll just talk about it. Xu Mang let out a long sigh: "Since your sister Xiaoman and I got married, my personality has become more and more self-liberating... That kind of high-minded temperament is completely gone, and it is still ruthless to outsiders, but... I feel more and more like a bird. ”

“...”

"Brother Xu Mang... Do you have a sense of dependence on Sister Xiaoman?" Chen Xi asked cautiously, "It's a kind of not being beaten... Uncomfortable sense of dependence, I think this is a mental illness, now there are many psychological clinics in the magic capital, although the price is very high, but the treatment effect is good. ”

"Ahem!"

"I'm not forgetting my original intention. Xu Mang said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense... Hurry up and find a coconut for your little man!"

"Oh..."

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang went to the nearby square, parked the car and put on a mask, and went to a nearby Adidas store, this store is basically the flagship store of the magic capital, although Xu Mang doesn't know why there is a price gap between the flagship store and the online flagship store, but many patronize to explain... A little bit of a commodity.

"Are there any coconuts?"

"Sir... What size coconut do you want?" asked a beautiful young lady enthusiastically.

"Hmm..."

"Is there a thirty-four yard of coconut?" Xu asked.

"Yes!"

"We just launched a children's shoe, the Coconut. This beautiful young lady led Xu Mang to a counter and said seriously: "Zebra-colored coconut... Because it is a children's shoe, the price will be much cheaper, five thousand seven. ”

"Oh..."

"Bought it!" Xu Mang just glanced at it a few times, and directly selected this coconut, and when he took the shoes to the counter to pay the money, he asked curiously: "Excuse me... Can it be cheaper? How about five thousand five? I'm here for the first time... Just give me a cheaper one, and I'll come back next time. ”

The cashier's lady smiled bitterly and said helplessly, "I'm sorry... Reality... This really can't be done, or I'll give you a ninety-fifty discount. ”

Words fall,

The cashier's lady took out a computer, and began to calculate the price of 5,700 after a 95% discount, and said with a smile: "Sir... It's five thousand four hundred..."

suddenly

The words came to an abrupt end.

Xu Mang showed a smile and said seriously: "Is it five thousand four hundred and fifteen yuan?"

Take out your phone,

Raising his head to look at the cashier lady in front of him, Xu Mang asked curiously, "Can I use Alipay?"

payment

leave

Leave behind a lonely and invincible back.

"Scum!"

...

Magic City,

A certain high-end villa,

Yang Xiaoman had just finished cooking dinner and was sitting on the sofa waiting for her husband to arrive, but it turned out to... I never thought that this wait would be an hour, didn't I just ask him to buy a coconut and come back, why did it take so long?

Could it be that he also bought a plane ticket to go to Qiongzhou Island to buy coconuts?

"Wife!"

"I'm back!" Xu Mang returned home with an excited face and said with a smile: "I'm starving... Anyway, are you ready for dinner?"

“...”

"Why did you come back so late?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously, "Isn't it just buying coconuts... It took more than an hour, and my wife and I also took it, can I have a snack in the future? ”

"It's not that I can't do it well, it's that you're asking too much. Xu Mang said seriously: "You didn't buy coconuts before, but now you remember to buy coconuts... This coconut has long been hyped up by some unscrupulous merchants, and your feet are so small..."

Yang Xiaoman: ???

What is he saying?

What coconut is fried by merchants, and what feet are small, does this have anything to do with coconut?

Words fall,

Xu Mang took out a pair of children's shoes from the bag and said triumphantly: "Look... I'm a zebra coconut, although it's a children's shoe... But who made your feet so small, the normal size is not thirty-four, how about it? Do you feel very happy at this moment? Have such a capable husband. ”

Yang Xiaoman: (°ー°〃)

This...

What is this?

I asked him to buy a fresh coconut that he could drink and come back, and this big pig's trotter actually bought a pair of coconuts?!

"What's wrong?"

"Speechless with excitement?" Xu Mang asked with a grin, "Wife... Hurry up and put it on and try the size, if it doesn't fit, I'll take it and change it now, don't panic... Uncle Ben has an invoice, and he guarantees that he can get the right one, but it's really not good... Just return the goods. ”

At this time, Xiao Man was angry and funny, he originally thought that his boss had made a secret, and all kinds of previous experiences were telling him that the big pig's trotters had become a romantic big pig's trotters, and as a result... The country is easy to change, and his nature is difficult to change, and he is still the straight man.

Coconut?

Coconut!

Or maybe that's the thinking of a straight man.

Looking at Xu Mang seriously, he suddenly felt that his husband was actually very cute, this may be what attracted him, he was a big idiot at the beginning, far less smart than he is now, but his various unexpected behaviors deeply attracted him.

Qi to Qi,

However, after the dizziness, there is a faint sweetness.

"Little vast..."

"Why are you so cute?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang, who had a serious face, stood on tiptoe and gently pinched his face, and said softly: "Little Mang... If you keep being so cute, what will I do, my mother? If I don't see you one day, I'll be depressed. ”

Xu Mang looked confused, and was confused by Xiao Man in front of him, shouldn't this woman go crazy again?

"Husband!"

"I just want to drink fresh coconut water. Yang Xiaoman pinched Xu Mang's beautiful face in the prosperous world, and said gently: "You big pig's trotters actually bought a pair of coconuts and came back... What are you going to tell me to say?"

I...

You...

Anyway, let's make it clear!

Hearing Xiao Man's words, Xu Mang almost didn't get mad, but in the end, the good thing disappeared, and there was no way... Who is his wife?

After eating,

Xu Mang sat on the sofa and tapped on the keyboard of his notebook, he wanted to write out the research report and send it to the relevant journals, at this time Xiao Man's feet rested on his husband's shoulders, and from time to time he leaned on his head.

Xu Mang: (¬_¬)

though

This leg can play for a lifetime, but you can't do whatever you want, right?

"Take it away!"

"What about writing a research report... Your husband, I'm an academician!" Xu Mang glanced at the annoying Xiao Man: "Can you respect me?"

"Humph!"

"Even if it's an academician, what then?" Yang Xiaoman said disapprehantly: "It's not my little vast... If you don't obey, I'll beat you!"

“...”

Xu Mang sighed and silently wrote his research report.

meanwhile

The phone on the coffee table rang again.

"Hello?"

"Who?" asked Xu Mang.

"Academician Xu?"

"Or me... Gu Chong. Professor Gu hurriedly asked, "Academician Xu... Do you know what you're trying to solve?"

"Huh?"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry... Why don't you say it again?"

“...”

"Well... Okay!" Professor Gu repeated the question he had encountered, and asked Xu Mang a few minutes later, "Academician Xu... Do you know now?"

"Oh..."

"Magnetism drives electrical response..."

"Actually, it's not a big problem. Xu Mang said indifferently: "According to my guess... When the temperature of your crystal composed of cerium, aluminum, germanium and silicon falls below a certain degree, there will be a change in the magnetic field, and you should change it to theoretical calculations without taking into account certain situations. ”

"So be it..."

"I'm not free right now, so you can wait five days... Maybe it doesn't take five days, but three days. While writing the research report, Xu Mang tilted his head and made a phone call, saying, "Don't worry... You can't handle it anyway. ”

Professor Gu was stunned for a moment, can it be done in three or five days?

Not to mention...

Academician Xu can do it completely.

"Thank you!"

"Thank you so much, Academician Xu... You've helped me a lot. Professor Gu said sincerely: "What do you need us to do?"

Xu Mang smiled and said indifferently: "This is not needed... I'm just going to help you with the theoretical calculations, the experimental part... I don't get involved in research, after all, I don't have a lot of time and I still have a lot of things to deal with. ”

"I understand!"

Hang up the phone,

Xu Mang continued to write the research report, at this time... A soft voice was heard.

"Husband~"

"There's a beautiful lady lying here... She needs your love and pampering!"

"Not available!"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

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