Commenting on the test papers is boring, and few of the more than 40 people in a class are listening carefully.

Xu Moqiu knocked on the table: "White toad, what are you talking about there? It seems that you understand, right? Come on! I have a similar question, you come up and do it for me." ”

By the time Xu Moqiu finished writing the topic, the white toad was still as steady as Mount Tai sitting motionless on the chair.

"White toad, how do you still drop it behind your ears? I told you to do it!"

The white toad looked puzzled: "Am I not sitting?"

Xu Moqiu was so angry with him: "I asked you to come up and do it!"

"Ahh The white toad whispered a grumble, got up and walked towards the podium.

"You young people now, I really don't know what to say about you! I'm talking about the language! You don't understand the language? I told you to be ......."

Before the words fell, there was a clang, and the white toad sat on the podium with both hands on the podium in front of the whole class and Xu Moqiu.

Xu Moqiu was like a statue, staring blankly at the guy in front of him who was missing at least three tendons in his brain.

It took him a long time to come back to his senses, and he angrily dragged down the white toad who looked like a national leader: "What the hell did I ask you to come up for?"

The white toad looked puzzled: "Didn't you ask me to come up and sit? What's wrong? Isn't my sitting posture standardized enough?" Hmm...... Shall I sit cross-legged?"

Mom sells P, why don't you come to Guanyin to sit on the lotus?

Xu Moqiu stroked his forehead with his hand and patted the blackboard: "I'll let you do it here......"

Before he could finish speaking, the white toad cut off and said, "Teacher, are you joking with me?

What else can be said? What else can be said?

Xu Moqiu instantly lost the Yuwang who continued to speak, and waved his hand weakly: "Forget it, you go down! I think with your comprehension ability, I can't teach you anything......

The two of them are like cross talk actors, the people below have already laughed, and the moment the bell rang for class, Xu Moqiu put away his things and turned around and walked out of the classroom. If he stayed for a few more moments, he was afraid that he would have a myocardial infarction and would not get off the podium directly.

The white toad returned to his seat and touched his chin: "What's wrong with Teacher Xu today?

Niu Gangmen couldn't help but say, "I think it's you who should take the medicine." ”

"Hey, don't say it, I really forgot to take my medicine today! Whoever brought water, let me take a sip. ”

Xu Moqiu returned to the office, feeling bored, and sat with his head propped up.

Gao Yuanjun came over, directly picked up the cigarette that Xu Moqiu put on the table and smoked: "What's wrong with Xiao Xu? Are you thinking about Teacher Qin again?"

"Don't talk nonsense, I'm thinking about the true meaning of life. ”

Yu Jianxing proposed: "Let's get together at a table in the office at noon and go out to eat." ”

"Aren't you always in the cafeteria?"

Yu Jianxing shook his head: "Hey, don't mention it! Since the canteen was merged, the small fried food is no longer sold, don't you know, the food is ...... It's worse than pig food!...... If I don't go, I'll go alone. ”

Gao Yuanjun looked incredulous: "Is it really fake? It's as evil as you say? The cook has changed?"

Tang Daduan came over: "Teacher Yu, why have you been eating in the cafeteria lately?

"Hey, don't mention it! I'm angry when I mention it!" Yu Jianxing hung his head and said, "Didn't I participate in a class reunion last week?

I can't sleep well. ”

Xu Moqiu said with a smile: "You call it, I didn't eat the mutton, but I made a fuss!"

"Teacher Xu, you are still young, you will know when you reach my age...... Hey, forget it, let's not talk about it, I'll go squint for a while. Remember to call me after school in a while. ”

At noon, Xu Moqiu actually received Lu Bao'er's boxed lunch for the first time!

She knows how to cook, and Xu Moqiu won't believe it if she kills her.

Lu Bao'er crossed her waist: "What do you see? Sister makes drops, don't you do it every time?"

Once bitten by a snake, he was afraid of the well rope for ten years. Anything from Lu Baoer's hand, no matter what it is, must be twelve points vigilant!

Xu Moqiu opened the lid: "Bao'er, are you sure?"

"I don't believe it, pull it down, even rough to go to the next rice bird! They wait for the occasional pinch!"

Well, Lu Mingyue is also half of her apprentice, just to test her skills.

The microwave was hot, and just as he was about to start, Gao Yuanjun came over: "Hey, Mr. Xu, your sweet and sour fish looks good!

Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to speak, he stretched out his chopsticks and put a large piece into his mouth.

The moment the fish was put into his mouth, Gao Yuanjun's face twitched, and the smile on his face immediately froze.

"This ......"

"What's wrong?"

"This sweet and sour fish makes people feel like they are swimming in clear water......

"Is it so? I will try it too!" Tang Daduan said and quickly pinched a large piece and stuffed it into his mouth! I saw the corners of his mouth tremble, and a pair of eyeballs crackled in his eye sockets like marbles.

Gao Yuanjun tried hard to swallow the mouthful of fish, spread out on the chair and kept rolling his eyes, muttering to himself: "In the underwater world where the bottom is clear, I can't breathe, my chest seems to be about to explode, and the whole person seems to be about to suffocate, and there is no room for struggle and resistance...... I...... It's the first time I've eaten such an unpalatable sweet and sour fish!"

"How can it be so exaggerated as you say?" Xu Moqiu took a chopstick and put it in his mouth, and didn't feel anything wrong, "Isn't that good?"

"Pretty good?" Tang Daduan was relieved, quickly poured half a bottle of mineral water into his mouth, patted his chest and said, "Teacher Xu, with all due respect, I'm afraid there is only vinegar in this sweet and sour fish, right?"

"I think it's okay!" As he spoke, Xu Moqiu had already eaten all the remaining fish into his stomach.

"Teacher Xu, are you happy to be happy? You can eat it so sourly. This beef looks fried well!" Gao Yuanjun didn't know how to learn a lesson, and put a clip of shredded beef with green peppers in Xu Moqiu's lunch box with his backhand and put it in his mouth.

About three minutes later, Gao Yuanjun rubbed his numb cheeks and looked at Xu Moqiu: "Xiao Xu, are you sure this is shredded beef with green peppers?"

"You're kidding! Isn't that good?"

Xu Moqiu has never been picky about eating, not to mention that this is made by his wife, how can there be any reason to dislike it? I think a few years ago, when I was on a mission outside, let alone being able to eat a mouthful of hot food, if there was a bug, I would have to thank God.

After lunch, Xu Moqiu had nowhere to go, so he fell asleep on the table.

At about one o'clock, a black Jinbei van came to a steady stop in front of the school, and six strangely dressed young people jumped out of the van.

Four men and two women, the men wore tank tops, slippers and jeans, their hair was dyed colorfully, they wore earrings and nose rings, they held cigarettes in their hands, and they spat fragrantly, so you don't have to think about them to know that they must not be good people.

The two women had disgusting and ugly explosive hairstyles, their faces were covered with foundation thicker than the lime on the city walls, and their lips were covered with green lipstick, one of them had a spider tattoo on his left hand, the other a scorpion tattoo, and his ears were full of studs

, a tight little shirt and super shorts, revealing the navel and two white thighs that are also wearing iron hoops.

I think it's wild and seductive. In fact, it makes people disgusted at a glance.

The man who was the leader of the group who kept killing Matt seemed to be the leader of this group, twisted his neck and said: "Go in for a while, we will directly divide into two roads, sockets and buses, you two go to the girls' dormitory, it's okay to clean up a few little, right?"

The woman with the spider tattoo spat disdainfully at his feet: "Dog hair, who do you look down on? Isn't it just a few students......?

Dog Mao interrupted: "Okay, don't blow it! Remember, today we are just teaching them a lesson! Don't make too much trouble, otherwise it will not end!"

"Don't worry, my sisters are doing things, you still don't worry?"

As he spoke, the phone rang.

Gou Mao looked at the caller ID, and said impatiently: "Urging chicken feathers, you urging! Mom, wait for Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu wants you to teach you to do things?"

In order to avoid arousing suspicion from others, several people did not enter the school in a bright light, but jumped into the school separately from all around the school.

It was the lunch break at the moment, and in order to improve the quality of sleep, the school deliberately let them take a lunch break in the dormitory.

The campus was remarkably quiet, and the sun was scorching the earth. Several uninvited guests avoided the sight of the patrol teacher and soon appeared in the two dormitory buildings of the first year of high school.

"Brother Mao, it's too hot this day, why don't we go buy two pieces of sorbet first?" a young man with braided hair wiped the sweat from his face and said to the bald half.

"Buy sorbet?" Dog Fur jumped up and kicked over, "I'll buy your grandma's sorbet! I know how to eat all day long! What else do you order besides eating? Shut up!"

"Brother Dog-haired!" a figure staggered out of the dormitory building next to it. He is Chen Yongchao, who was cleaned up by Xu Moqiu yesterday and beaten by the people in the third class of high school today.

"Damn, what's going on with you, how did you get beaten like this bird?" looked at him like a transformer, and Dog Mao was suddenly startled.

Seeing Goumao, Chen Yongchao threw himself directly into his arms and cried bitterly: "Brother Goumao, you have to make the decision for me......!

"Lead the way!"

What Chen Yongchao didn't know was that at the moment he walked out of the dormitory, the classmate who was already asleep on his top bunk suddenly opened his eyes, turned over, covered his head with the quilt, and quickly dialed a number.

In the office, Mitchell desperately pulled Xu Moqiu's clothes: "Hey! Wake up!"

Xu Moqiu opened his hazy sleepy eyes, wiped a handful of saliva from the corner of his mouth, and looked dazed: "What...... What's wrong?"

"Your phone has been ringing several times!"

"Phone ......" Looking at the missed call, Xu Moqiu woke up suddenly, slapped the table and stood up, "It's not good! It's a bad thing! Why did I oversleep?"

Mitchell also stood up: "Why are you going?"

"Boys' dormitory. Xu Moqiu pushed away the chair and rushed towards the boys' dormitory.

At this time, under the leadership of Chen Yongchao, Gou Mao came to the floor of the third class of the first year of high school.

This floor is a lot more noisy than other floors, and you can faintly hear the blood-boiling sound from the small colored movie power. In the middle of the day, they are still studying body art! The voice is still so loud, it is indeed some talent.

The house number marked the name of the class and the head teacher, and the dog Mao smiled and knocked on the dormitory door.

The dormitory fell silent for a moment, and then a voice like a duck's throat came: "Who?"

Dog Mao pinched his throat: "Check the sleep! ”