A small house in the back of the temple

"Ancestor, you call me?"

A sleepy-eyed middle-aged monk entered.

"After sleeping, you are here, sit down, sit down. ”

The owner of the house, that is, the abbot Juexian, turned into a monk in his mouth, and invited people to sit down, serve tea and water, without the demeanor of a monk. Judging from the beer bottles that fell on the ground and the peanut shells on the table, the 'high monk' must have eaten a meal by Hu Tianhai last night! But he was full of spirit, and his steps were still vigorous, just like a young man, but his expression did not look so kind, and he was diligent in everything, either a traitor or a thief, even in the face of a junior.

Like Juexian, he is also a generation of Juezi, he came to build the Pole Temple two years earlier than Juexian, speaking of which, the abbot Juexian still has to respect him as a senior brother, seeing the enthusiastic posture of the gods, he already has some bottom in his heart.

"Xiao Jue, my that..."

Shen Zhuan rubbed his hands, as if he was brewing, and before he finished speaking, he motioned to him not to say anything yet, and coughed: "Who's that, you go out first." ”

As the second-in-command in the temple, the great monk still has enough majesty, and as soon as he spoke, the little monk went out of the house. Juehou opened the door with peace of mind, poked his head out and looked around, to make sure that he was not eavesdropping, then closed the door and sat down, not to blame him for being cautious, the abbot Juexian was full of ears and eyes in the temple.

"Ancestor, what do you want to tell me? ”

"That little sleep. ”

There was no one around, and God turned to feel a little embarrassed.

"Do you want to borrow money?"

"yes, I'm going down the mountain to run some errands, but I've been a little tight lately. ”

In the temple of Zaoji, don't talk about borrowing money, talking about money hurts feelings. I saw that Juehou's face collapsed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ancestor, I don't have any money, and this month's salary hasn't been paid yet. ”

Juehou shook his head, looking sad.

"I don't want much, just two thousand. ”

The monk was very shameless and stretched out two fingers.

"Ancestor, I really don't have it, you see I still have twenty here, you can use it?"

I was woken up by my mobile phone early in the morning, saying that I had something important to meet and discuss, but I didn't expect to borrow money, and then I took out twenty yuan from my pocket and put it on the table.

"Aren't you calling Hanako?"

Seeing that he looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, the old monk's nose was crooked.

"Ancestor, if there's nothing wrong, then I'll eat breakfast. ”

Saying this, he still put the twenty yuan on the table back into his pocket, and the buckle rope was tightened to the extreme.

"You can go, but don't regret it. ”

No matter how small the mosquito is, it is meat, and twenty yuan can sell a few bottles of cold Coca-Cola, and God quickly pressed his hand, and then said a plausible word.

"Oh. ”

Juehou obviously won't be caught by a little trick like him, oh, and walked out without looking back, he didn't want this twenty.

"Hey, hey, after a little sleep, after a little sleep, don't go, if you have something to say, say it well, don't be in a hurry to go." ”

Seeing that he was not fooled, he turned around and left, and the monk hurriedly chased after him, pressed the door to death, and said with a flattering face.

"Ancestor, I really don't have any money, you go to the abbot to borrow it!"

"Juehou, you lend me the money this time, and when the next temple is changed, I will nominate you as the abbot, don't you always want to be the abbot of the temple?"

"What did you say?!"

Hearing this, he stopped and his eyes lit up.

"You heard me right, my prestige in the temple is very high, as long as I have my strong recommendation, you will be able to become the next abbot!"

Seeing that his face was a little loose, the monk hurriedly added a fire.

Juehou still has his own little abacus in his heart, he covets the position of abbot for not a day or two, but he is not naïve, he completely believes the words of this old monk, but then again, isn't it 2,000 yuan? This old guy is soft-mouthed, and when it comes to the election, even if he doesn't recommend it, at least he can't oppose it, right?

"Actually, I've always been very optimistic about you, Juehou, you have a high seniority, and you are Juexian's senior brother, and your ability is stronger than him, so it stands to reason that you will be the host. ”

The abbot of the three-year session is about to be replaced, and when the whole temple votes democratically, this is still the rule set by Juexian at the beginning, and now the temple is a fragrant bait.

"Ancestor, I can lend you this money, but you have to make sure that what you say counts!"

Juehou already had an idea in his heart, so he said.

"You put ten thousand hearts, I mean what I say, as long as I am not dead, I will definitely call on everyone to nominate you as the abbot. ”

The monk's chest is beating!

"Okay, then I'll transfer money to you on WeChat!"

After Jue, he took out the latest Apple's mobile phone, which was also conspicuous, and after unlocking his fingerprint, he opened his WeChat wallet, and the head of the monk on the side stretched out like a giraffe, just to see how much balance there was.

"Ancestor, I thought about it for a while, two thousand yuan is not a decimal, or..."

"I've already written the IOU, you sign it!"

God turned to thieves and didn't know where to take out the IOUs that had been prepared in advance.

"You are my ancestor, can I still trust you? You care if I borrow money, and I have to have an IOU? If it is passed out, others will say that I am too ignorant. ”

"What I'm talking about, what kind of relationship is our grandfather!"

God echoed with a smile on his face.

"But, Ancestor, can you say what you just said again, don't get me wrong, I just want to try if the camera of the mobile phone is good, the new mobile phone I just bought!"

As the so-called road is one foot high, the devil is one foot high, God turns to manage the vast majority of people in this temple have borrowed money, he every time he borrows it, and does not pay it back, his generation is the highest, and the bitter master does not dare to collect debts, so every time he borrows money, it is a meat bun and a dog, and there is no return! Therefore, the abbot Jue first set a rule, that is, no one is allowed to lend him money, Juehou is naturally one of the victims, God is now using the mobile phone is also he bought, eat a trench to grow a wisdom, in the long-term struggle, but as Juexian's opponent, Juehou often contradicts him, and lent money to this one, but he can't bear it many times, if he doesn't take this to talk about things, he will definitely not borrow.

Borrowing and borrowing, he can't trust the monks, and thinks it's safer to keep a hand. So he took out his phone, turned on the camera, and pointed it at him to start the recording.

In the screen, Shen Zhuan's face was a little ugly, this kid has a lot of eyes, if this is videotaped, it will be true, but he has already planned to repay the debt, so he doesn't take it too seriously, and repeats what he said before without heart.

"Well, I'll turn it around to you now. ”

After checking it repeatedly, he transferred 2,000 yuan to him, and then asked casually: "Ancestor, what are you going to do with so much money?

"What's the matter with you?!"

As soon as the money arrived, the monk's face changed abruptly, and his tone became aggressive, blowing his beard and glaring, which was like a cloud of flattery just now.

"You..."

Juehou was dumbfounded, he had never seen a person who turned his face so quickly, but he knew that this high monk could fight, and it was not easy to have a seizure for a while, so he went out with a gloomy face.

On the practice ground

Lu Zhiqiang's follower old man and Tianyi monk were still facing each other, and after the two of them had a certain understanding of the opponent's strength after being tested.

The real master always has the heart of an apprentice, whether the old man in front of him is a master or not, the abbot Juexian does not know, but he knows that this old man is very pretending, and even more than he can pretend, he has no doubt about this!

"Brother, do you look down on my brother, in that case, I'm going to go.

The face of the old man who was treated as a monkey just now made my face a little unbearable, but it was not out of shape, I restrained my mind, and my eyes stayed on the body of the opponent Tianyi monk, it seemed that I was ready to exert my strength. As soon as the words fell, my feet moved, tapped the ground, and with a bang, the whole person stepped seven or eight meters away, which was completely abnormal people's operation, and a person suddenly emerged in the minds of the onlookers sitting on the field, that is, the patriarch Bodhidharma.

Everyone always thought that this was just a legend, but when they saw the old man jumping like an antelope, they seriously doubted whether he had hung Weiya on his body, and they wanted to roll up his trouser legs to see what they were made of.

Tianyi monk practiced kung fu, that is a fierce and domineering, not as flexible as him, seeing him take the initiative to come forward, a smile, the body is lucky, open his legs, a horse step, ready to start a hard resistance.

With his fingers as a sword, the old man who jumped over, his fingers were particularly rough, towards the middle of the acupoint.

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The sound of drumsticks hitting drums, the old man instantly felt his fingers poking on the stone slab, and every word was hard. immediately changed his fingers into fists, trying to push him out with force. But Tianyi didn't move at all, and under the sunshine, Tianyi, who was very tall, seemed to be plated with a layer of gold.

"Bell jar?"

"Come, you just fight. ”

Monk Tianyi smiled, then took a deep breath.

Shame, naked shame.

Bang Bang Bang

In a hurry,

"Good, good!"

Now it was the turn of the abbot Jue to applaud first, and he said to Lu Zhiqiang with some pride: "Miss Lu, look, I didn't lie to you, this is an authentic Shaolin golden bell jar." ”

"Well, I'll have to take a look. ”

Lu Zhiqiang's eyes were even more excited, if it weren't for the large number of people, she would have to step forward and make a move.

As soon as he had an advantage, Juexian's face was different, talking and laughing, just when he was proud, a little monk came to him and said something, this little monk was the one who was cleaning up in the back just now.

"Miss Lu, you watch first, I'll take care of something. ”

Juehou and the old bald donkey hooked up again? But if there is that kid after Jue, there must be nothing good, the more Juexian thought about it, the more wrong it became, and said a word to Lu Zhiqiang, and rushed to the back mountain.

"Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing!"

Before he had gone far, Juexian saw sneaky figures, wearing hats, walking in a hurry, and instead of stopping, he heard Juexian's shouts, but ran faster and faster.