Chapter 574: Unilateral Mutual Aggression
After Zhang Xiaojian replied, he didn't feel anything wrong.
Because when I used to play games, this sentence - I'm your dad he's used it countless times... If there is no accident, this young shareholder of what thousand degrees should reply to your mother...
Then the two should play a game on kinship, with the question of who is the father, and give birth to the ultimate mutual question and answer of who is on whose mother, and the result is, of course, nothing...
However, unexpectedly, the expected line did not unfold.
However, there was a loud noise from an office in the office building of Qiandu, and the frightened long-legged secretary hurriedly stayed away.
Xie Shuo sat at his desk with a sinister expression.
At his feet is the emerald horse, which has been shattered into slag...
The reason why he is so angry is because Xie Shuo has lived too smoothly in his life.
has a superior family background, graduated from a prestigious university, and goes in and out of celebrity social places, and the dirty words have not been spit out of his mouth for half his life, but he has done a lot of dirty things.
However, in his eyes, the so-called dirty things are just business.
As a gentleman, Xie Shuo, who was also dressed as a gentleman, now took three deep breaths to calm his mind.
This is the first time in the past ten years that someone has scolded him so simply and straightforwardly, which makes him very uncomfortable, so at this moment he remembered countless high-end chicken soups.
In the end, I can't see this kind of garbage in general.
Just like he hadn't seen a lot of garbage for a long time, he felt that he had to play Zhang Xiaojian to death if he had the chance.
It's just that......
These thoughts are still not as powerful as the sentence 'I am your father'...
Xie Shuo's breathing began to be unsteady again, but he could do dirty things, scolding was really not good, after all, he was a literate person, so after holding it for a long time, he finally replied on Weibo, "Garbage smells stinky, and it always attracts more filthy things like rats and bed bugs." β
This sentence is not only replying to Zhang Xiaojian, but also replying to those who scolded him under the comments.
Xie Shuo thinks it is very good, not only profound but also allegorical, and most importantly, it reflects his literary brilliance.
After sending it, he was in a much more comfortable mood, and called his long-legged secretary to come in and clean up the broken jade horse, and then he brought himself a cup of ground coffee.
Finally, he sat on his comfortable transfer, and the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that this sentence was good, very good, and much more level than before.
The coffee is also good and tastes moderate.
In such a quiet glance at the bustling city outside the huge floor-to-ceiling windows, well, life is beautiful, and you can't afford to waste it.
It's just that although he thought so, after taking two sips of coffee, Xie Shuo still opened his mobile phone and glanced at his Weibo.
Will those fans who have fans of him praise him after this sentence?
This sentence is not going to become an Internet quote, right?
Xie Shuo smiled, it should be a famous saying, but as soon as he opened Weibo, he didn't see the trend of becoming a famous saying, but saw Zhang Xiaojian's reply.
Or four words - fuck you.
......
This is not the most angry, the most angry is how many 10,000 comments under Zhang Xiaojian's comment.
Unified reply β fuck you.
Xie Shuo's head was buzzing, which accelerated his blood circulation and gave this so-called civilized person inspiration and creativity.
He blogged again - garbage is indeed garbage, and the stench is equally monstrous.
Zhang Xiaojian replied - you are paralyzed and smelly.
Twenty thousand below, you are paralyzed and smelly....
The scene was quite spectacular...
......
"Bang ....." was another loud bang.
The glazed Dapeng on the table, which had been standing with the jade horse for three years, was also broken.
The long-legged secretary no longer dared to approach, and warned everyone in the office not to mess with Xie Dong...
......
When Xie Shuo was dizzy with anger, Zhang Xiaojian sat in the car home and asked Baiyang: "No... This person's combat effectiveness is too weak, and he can't pull his hair out of garbage, so why don't you spray with me?"
Poplar was also puzzled, but he quickly thought about it: "Maybe it's his own identity?"
"What is your own identity?"
"Celebrities. β
"Shouldn't I be able to hold my own identity as well?"
"Whatever you want. β
"He @ me tweeted again. β
"What words did you drag this time?"
Zhang Xiaojian looked at his mobile phone and read - the definition of real garbage in this world has never been real garbage, but you and these people.
Poplar smiled: "This idiot.. It's a literary youth. β
Zhang Xiaojian rolled his eyes and said: "Bullshit, I don't know much of his black material in my private messages now." β
"What's the black material?"
Zhang Xiaojian: "I'll show you later, this time I also have to hold my own identity." β
Bai Yang disagreed, and said very seriously: "Xiaojian, I firmly believe that in the matter of quarrels, if you don't scold, you won't have an internal taste." β
Zhang Xiaojian shook his head and typed a line.
ββThe real garbage in this world is obviously doing immoral things, and you have to pretend to be a moral and quality person, compared to a real villain, hypocrites are more disgusting, when do you stop bidding on the medical search page, you can not be a garbage, not a thing.
......
"Xie Dong... Don't reply, what does this kind of person do with him?"
"Dong Xie, don't worry, our public relations department will definitely make him pay the price. β
As subordinates, of course they are embarrassed to say, you can't scold others.... What is it to humiliate yourself?
Xie Shuo looked at the director of the legal department and the manager of the public relations department in front of him and took three deep breaths again, but still picked up his mobile phone and sent it on Weibo - all the businesses of Qiandu are reasonable and legal, are you the boss of Qiandu, or can you buy Qiandu? No, just shut up, garbage is not worthy of finger-pointing.
In fact, the director of the legal department has already contacted Lao Huang, the big boss who can control Xie Dong.
It's just that Mr. Huang has a lot of affairs and has not yet arrived at the company, so he and the manager of the public relations department can't stop him, and he glanced at his mobile phone, but he can't say... Your latest reply is weak.
But to be honest, it seems to be a lot stronger than the previous literary fan.
"How's the reply?"
"Xie Dong Gaoming, this hits his pain point, as long as he has a normal conversation and doesn't scold people.... I can't reply. β
"But Xie Dong, don't go back, it's not good for Qiandu. The PR manager had a sad face.
Xie Shuo said: "This is the last one. β
It's just that as soon as the voice fell, the phone screen lit up.
Zhang Xiaojian replied - I dare to buy, do you dare to sell?
Xie Shuo laughed, took his mobile phone and said, "Look, look, this little star with a little money really thinks that he can buy the whole world." β
The director of the legal department and the manager of the public relations department really laughed.
And the manager of the public relations department was keenly aware that he could make Zhang Xiaojian uncomfortable by hitting this point, so he said: "Sell, Xie Dong, you reply to him, in terms of market value, can he afford it, waiting for netizens to see his jokes." β
Xie Shuo nodded when he heard this, completely forgetting the last one he had just said.
So he replied - Qiandu's market value is 55.8 billion US dollars, and I will give you a discount of 30 billion US dollars, and I am waiting for you to acquire it in Qiandu Building, hehe.
This time he was finally relieved, and Xie Shuo felt a little more comfortable.
The phone lit up quickly, and Zhang Xiaojian replied - that dare is good, the price of cabbage, it's decided.
Looking at his reply, the three people in the office were happy, and they all commented: "Strong support." β