What the!?

Is it okay to pull the S on the seat? Is this a normal thing to do?

Xu Moqiu can swear to God, he has grown so big, and it is the first time he has seen such a disgusting person.

And from his movements and relaxed tone, it can be analyzed that this is definitely not the first time that this hair has done this.

There is such a thing as shame and public morality, you don't need to think about it, you know, he definitely doesn't have it.

Xu Moqiu grabbed his belt, didn't let him pull it down, and scolded loudly: "Hurry up and put it on for me! Such a big person, do you still want to be shameless? How can you be educated in nine years of compulsory education?"

"What kind of compulsory education? I didn't go to school. The fat man slapped the back of his hand desperately and screamed, "Shhh...... Oh yes, I can't hold it anymore. Hurry up, no kidding! It's coming out!"

If you haven't been to school, it can be a reason for you to defecate in the open? Who gave him this face?

"Who is kidding you on a horse?" Xu Moqiu refused to let go, glaring, "I can't hold it back! This is a public place, you do this, and you are not afraid of green smoke from the ancestral tomb?"

"Oh, it's really not good!" The fat man's face was purple, "It's coming out, so, buddy, you give me a cover, as long as I finish pulling, I'll give you 5 yuan immediately, absolutely! Hiss...... Ouch!"

However, Xu Moqiu was still indomitable, and said in his mouth: "This is a matter of five yuan? Let me tell you, you can't be so bottomless!"

Why didn't this little white face get oil and salt? The fat man was suddenly a little annoyed: "Oh! Why don't you have any sympathy? It's too little, isn't it? Okay, 10 yuan! It can't be more." Don't worry, I'll throw it away after I pull it, and God won't know it! God knows you know I know. ”

"Isn't there a toilet over there? Do you have to pull it on the seat? You have long legs?" Xu Moqiu pointed to the car toilet.

The fat man's face was distorted terribly, and he slapped Xu Moqiu's claws: "Oops, I'm too lazy to go." You hurry up and let go, or you'll be in your pants pocket for a while, and I'll be over with you!"

Those who went to Nima were too lazy to move out for this reason! What the hell is this?

Xu Moqiu was speechless and pointed to the window: "Then why don't you sit on the window and pull it? ”

"I am a high-quality person, and I will not do such an insult to my ancestors. The fat man said with disdain.

Xu Moqiu glanced at him: "You either hold it or go to the toilet, of course, I don't mind throwing you down." ”

"You ......" the fat man glared at him angrily and stood up, "Wait for me, don't think I'm afraid of you." ”

As he spoke, he covered his ass and rushed to the toilet in a hurry.

After sitting for a long time, Lu Mingyue couldn't stand it anymore. There are really everyone on the car, picking their feet, eating instant noodles, grinding their teeth, farting, and the whole compartment, even if the exhaust fan is turned on, there is a disgusting smell.

Qin Mengyan and Xu Moqiu were okay, after all, they were both specially trained people, which was nothing to them at all.

In the end, she was really uncomfortable, so she got off the train halfway and took the bullet train back to Yuejiang.

The moment she got out of the car and breathed in the fresh air, Lu Mingyue felt that this world was really beautiful!

......

In the early morning, the fresh air comes in, and the breeze blows on the body, making people feel particularly cool.

At the flower bed at the entrance of Boya Middle School, there were three or five girls wearing short skirts and dressing up young and beautiful.

One of the girls took out her phone and looked at the time: "Hey, why haven't they come yet?"

"Why don't you make another phone call?"

"Hey...... No need, it's coming!"

Mu Wanjing, who was tall, hurriedly beckoned to the two people who came over: "Bao'er, teacher!"

A girl next to her complained, "Why are you here? ”

"Ah, Ah, Ah, even give the briquette No. 2 a bath and pinch it, let's go, where is that place? Is it really as cheap as you say?" Lu Bao'er said as she took out the candy from her bag and distributed it to everyone.

During this time, Lu Mingyue was not there, she was completely no tiger in the mountains, and Bao'er was the king.

Lu Qianqian couldn't help her, Lu Caidie was too busy studying and working, so Lu Zhe didn't say anything...... In front of Lu Baoer, he only had the life of being called around.

No, Yuejiang has been played by her almost all over the past few days, she has completely lost interest in games and TV, deceived Lu Qianqian, slipped out of the house with her bag, and made an appointment with a few young ladies to travel to other places for a few days, relax your mood, and cultivate her tall sentiments.

"Let's go, it's a new one, my friend's relatives are said to have been there, it's quite reliable. ”

Several people took two cars, and under the leadership of the girl, they soon came to a rental house at the end of an old alley on Phoenix Street.

The girl knocked on the closed door and shouted inside: "Second aunt, I'm Ye Xiaoxiao, are you there?"

It knocked for a while, just when they thought there was no one and were ready to leave. There was a "squeak" and the door opened.

A fat woman wearing a vest and pants, a chicken nest head and a toothbrush in her mouth walked out, brushing her teeth with a stinging and pricking while rolling her eyes and saying, "The mud and wood are all carved with drips...... Grunt...... He phew!"

Everyone looked at each other, and no one knew what she was talking about.

Ye Xiaoxiao looked embarrassed: "Second aunt, I'm sorry, we didn't hear what you said." ”

The obese woman leaned her neck and "purred" for a while, spit out the water in her mouth, wiped the toothpaste from the corner of her mouth, and glanced at it: "At a young age, why are your ears not good?" I asked, are you all going to play together?"

Ye Xiaoxiao nodded hurriedly: "Oh, yes, yes, they are all my good sisters." Today's Literature Network

"Okay, come in then. The fat woman pushed open the door and walked inside first.

Walking into the house, Lu Baoer frowned instantly, the rental house was about more than 20 square meters, the light in the room was dim, the orange light bulbs were flicking overhead, and there were a few cobwebs in the corner. The house should be some years old, the corners have been cracked, and you can faintly see the blue sky outside.

There was a small table in the middle of the room, on which were thrown a large number of drunken cans, paper towels all over the floor, and a pungent smell, and the most unacceptable thing for her was that there was still a big man wearing only pants lying on the bed.

When a few people walked into the house, he was still sleeping like a dead pig, still snoring, with a lewd smile on his face, obviously not having a good dream.

The fat woman took out a cigarette and lit it, sat on the pony next to her, and pointed casually: "You find a place to sit by yourself, don't be polite, just treat it as your own home." ”

Sit?

Where to sit? Do you sit on the ground? And who's going to mess up like this? The pigsty is pretty much the same.

The girls shook their heads and said no.

"What's polite, when you come to the second aunt, it's like going to your own home. The fat woman took a deep puff of her cigarette, "Since you have found my second aunt, it means that you are in a good position, so you are ...... There are seven of you, count you 300 yuan each, and give a total of 2,100. ”

"Then you don't have to worry about anything, eat, drink, Lazar and sleep, and a dragon will wrap it up for you. The destination is Guangwen City, three famous scenic spots, counting the itinerary, a total of seven days. Pay for what you want to buy halfway, and pay for it if there is no problem. This price is not negotiable, and it is already several times lower than other companies. ”

This is true. Everything else is about 1200, and he only has 300 here, and the gap is not ordinarily large. The rest of the money can be left to buy a lot of things.

Several girls had no social experience, they looked at each other, and were about to pay for it, when Lu Baoer suddenly said, "Ni 8 will cheat paper, right?"

Hearing this, the fat woman suddenly stretched her face: "Hah, little girl, my second aunt and I are a lot older." What am I doing to lie to you children? You go out to inquire, my second aunt Ma is a well-known honest person! ”

"Then the mud tells the puppet to be swollen, why is it cheap?" Lu Bao'er looked suspicious, "Mud 8 will make money?"

Ma Ergu had to be patient and said: "Okay, then I'll tell you straight, Second Aunt I have someone above me, and I am the company's internal price! ”

Lu Bao'er said unyieldingly: "That mud collects thousands of pinched for Shenma 8?"

Mommy, why does this little fart kid have so many problems?

"Ahem......" Second Aunt Ma coughed, her eyes rolled, "That's the case, I said it before, Second Aunt I am a sincere person, and I will be satisfied if I make some money." Again...... Didn't you get introduced by an acquaintance? For someone else's sake, why do you have to give some face, don't you?"

"Ke Su ......" Lu Bao'er looked at her face and said seriously, "I still think that the mud is cheating paper." ”

"You ......" Second Aunt Ma frowned, "Little girl, you can eat indiscriminately, you can't talk nonsense, you are insulting my reputation as Second Aunt, you know? You call this slander, if I go to sue you, you will go to prison! You keep saying that I am a liar, you tell me, where am I like a liar?"

Lu Bao'er pointed to Ma Ergu's face and said, "The mud looks like a deception paper!

Mother's! Aunt Ma almost jumped up and gave her a hammer! Who said that if you look ugly, you must be a liar? Although she said that she was, there was no scientific basis for what she said.

Second Aunt Ma held back a fire: "Little girl, listen to me, Second Aunt I am also a person with status and status, and it is impossible to cheat you out of these money." What is your money? That's not blowing, my second aunt and I usually have a supper at any time over 10,000 yuan. ”

"Besides, I received your money, and the second aunt is going to write a receipt for you. When the time comes, you can sue me with this! And I live here, and I'm afraid that I won't be able to escape?

Seeing that a few people seemed to be a little shaken, Ma Ergu simply resorted to a killer move: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I am the last few places, if you don't want to, there are still a few relatives waiting for my second uncle!

In the end, several people obediently took out the money, and with the receipt, Lu Baoer always felt wrong, but she couldn't say it. Anyway, I think there's a problem.

Ma Ergu got the money, and immediately smiled: "After eating in a while, come to meet with me." The second aunt will arrange it for you. ”

After saying that, he shook the door over.

"Get up, get up! He kicked the man who was still sleeping like a dead pig in the bed and shook it in front of him, "Look, what is this?"

The man sat up instantly, a gleam flashed in his eyes, and wiped the corner of his mouth: "?

Second Aunt Ma looked proud: "That is, you don't look at who I am? Making money is like playing for my Second Aunt Ma." ”

"Then what are you waiting for, run away! As he spoke, the man began to put on his pants in a hurry.

But Ma Ergu grabbed his arm and said solemnly: "Wait! Tiegen, do you want to do a big wave?"

"What's big?" The moment the man stood up, the whole person spun around and almost fell off the bed.

Last night, this dead mother-in-law asked for five shots in one breath, and she is now seriously prostration, although her name is Tiegen, but she is not iron at all, and she can't be satisfied at all.

Even sometimes this dead woman will blatantly steal men, he can only turn a blind eye - after all, she will make money, although it is all some shady cheating, but at least he is happy.

"Why don't you have a brain at all?" Ma Ergu poked his head with hatred, "Have you forgotten that the few people who came to us a few days ago said that the deal?

Tiegen was taken aback: "Ah!?You mean, give them to ......?"

"What's that?" Ma Ergu said disapprerovitically, "One, people give us 20,000 yuan, you count, seven just now! plus their identities, when the time comes, we will raise the price a little higher, and we can easily earn more than 100,000 yuan, which is much faster than making money like this!"

Tiegen still seemed a little timid: "But...... After all, the risk is still too great, and once you get caught, you have to squat!"

Ma Ergu's eyes glared: "You are afraid of a ball! Let's run away when we're done, when the time comes, let's run away and find a small county town to hide, who can find us?"

Tiegen paced back and forth, still a little undecided: "Or...... Let's think about it first, I always feel that the risk is too great!"

"What else are you thinking about? Now this thought is to starve the faint-hearted to death and fatten to the bold. Second Aunt Ma waved her hand, "This matter is so decided, and when the time comes, it will be done according to what I say, and it will be absolutely foolproof." ”

As she spoke, Aunt Ma took out her mobile phone and quickly dialed a number.