206 Pranks
Looking at his masterpiece, I don't know how these two people will react when they get up tomorrow, Yan Shaobei smiled.
Jumped out of bed and jumped through the wall from upstairs, returned to the car, and watched Yan Shaobei smiling.
Brother Yan was so happy about something, Liu Cheng asked Yan Shaobei.
Lao Tzu must complete the neurosis of this couple this time, Yan Shaobei laughed sneeringly.
Liu Cheng didn't know how Yan Shaobei was torturing Du Chengliang and the others, but he didn't ask.
I was so tired from the night that it was 2 a.m. when I got home.
Because I have already cultivated cheats during the day, I don't have to bother at night.
He fell asleep on the bed with his head covered.
The next morning, Du Chengliang's wife Xiaomeng got up and looked at her husband's face full of turtles, lying on the bed and laughing.
Did you sleepwalk last night, painted like a red-faced Guan Gong, the whole big flower face.
Xiaomeng hurriedly woke up her husband.
Du Chengliang opened his eyes and looked at Xiaomeng, and got up from the bed like a ghost.
What the hell are you doing, your whole body is painted red, and you are covered with either an arhat or a turtle.
Yes...... Xiaomeng patronized to see his husband's big red face.
didn't notice herself, she quickly looked down and saw that Bai Huahua's stomach was full of angry eyes, and even her briefs were pulled off.
The white plump triangle draws a big king, oops, my mother!
Xiaomeng's ass jumped up as if it had been pricked by a needle, who did this?
Without bothering to discuss who was smearing the stuff on themselves, the couple jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom.
I wanted to wash the red paint on my body with hot water, but after washing for a long time, these red pictures on my body couldn't be washed off, as if they had penetrated into the skin.
What can I do about this? Xiaomeng was crying and making trouble in the bathroom, husband, how can we go out to meet people.
Who did this?
How the fuck do I know what's going on, Du Chengliang looked at his wife and these turtle King Kong painted on his body angrily and funny.
It seems that it can't be washed off like this, so let's call the unit to ask for leave first. Du Chengliang sighed helplessly.
Seeing that they couldn't wash off the red paint on their bodies, the two simply put on their clothes and searched upstairs and downstairs, and found that no one had come in.
How could this be? Could it really be a ghost, Du Chengliang touched his head and sat on the sofa.
His wife Xiaomeng slapped him on the shoulder, you must have offended some god by messing around outside, right?
Du Chengliang glared, what nonsense are you talking about? Why am I messing around, don't talk nonsense, I also wonder, you say it's a person, the doors and windows of the whole house are closed well.
How did others get in?
Are you haunted? Is there really any ghost in this world that has come to us and fooled us?
I don't care, I'll go crazy if I continue like this, Xiaomeng looked at the red paint on his face in the mirror.
Why don't you go find a Taoist priest and take a look?
Okay, okay, I'll immediately drag my secretary Xiao Liu to help me find a Taoist priest to see, after saying that, Du Chengliang picked up his mobile phone and called his secretary Xiao Liu.
Ask his secretary Xiao Liu to help him find a Taoist priest to take a look.
About two hours later, the secretary Xiao Liu came to Du Chengliang's villa with a monk, saying that he had invited Master Tzuyun from Dongwang Temple on the outskirts of the city.
Master Tzu Yun has a fat head and big ears, a red face, and a somewhat fat figure.
Du Chengliang hurriedly beckoned Master Tzu Yun into the house, and asked his wife Xiaomeng to make a cup of green tea.
Master Tzu Yun drank tea while listening to Du Chengliang talk about the strange things that had happened at home recently.
Master, you see that my wife and I were either inexplicably cut this hair in pieces for two nights, or we were smeared with this red paint.
Monk Tzuyun looked at Du Chengliang and his wife's hair gnawed by horses on their heads and their faces full of red paint, stretched out his right palm and pinched his fingers.
Slowly, you live in a hell of a planet in your house, and I came to your house to make trouble.
I'm busy with you doing some Dharma things, I heard that Master Tzu Yun would do some Dharma things, Du Chengliang and his wife are very happy.
Hurriedly went to Zhang Luo to get busy with the things he wanted for the ceremony, and after preparing the things, Master Tzu Yun put on his robe and held the magic weapon in his hand and danced the great god upstairs and downstairs in the villa.
The great god jumped down and pasted the runes on the doors and windows of the four places.
Then Master Tzu Yun took off his robe and put down the magic weapon, telling them that now that the Earth Evil Star has been sent away by me, your family can be peaceful.
Hearing that the family would be safe in the future, Du Chengliang hurriedly sealed a big red envelope to Monk Ciyun.
Respectfully sent Monk Tzuyun to the door, and was driven back to Dongwang Temple by the secretary Xiao Liu.
Now that the Master has sent the Earth Evil Star away, we will never have to worry about any more troubles in our homes.
Find a way to wash off the red paint on his body, Du Chengliang kept rubbing his face.
After Yan Shaobei got up, after eating, he cultivated the second level of the Flying Ascension Realm on his balcony, and the rest of the time was to chat with Ma Rui.
Because Ma Rui is now on vacation at school, and she has nothing to do at school, Yan Shaobei wanted to call her over several times to tell him about buying a house.
Feel free to vent on her, after all, she has accumulated a lot of evil fire in her cultivation for so long.
He heard from Li Murong about him planting a traitor next to him, and Yan Shaobei still didn't know which traitor he was next to.
Therefore, he didn't dare to tell anyone where he lived now, and the most important thing now was to solve the matter that Gu Fan had given him first.
After twelve o'clock in the evening, I went to Du Chengliang's house to make trouble, Lao Tzu must make this thing crazy.
After dinner in the afternoon, Yan Shaobei felt really bored, so he wandered along the street.
Halfway through, Shangguan Jing called him and said that she was in a very upset mood now.
Asked Yan Shaobei to accompany her for a while, anyway, it would take twelve o'clock in the evening to go to Du Chengliang to cause sabotage.
Now there is still time to spare, so it doesn't matter if you go to accompany him for a while, now Shangguan Jing has a convex and backward figure and big breasts, Yan Shaobei has a nosebleed when he thinks about it.
Thinking of this, Yan Shaobei came downstairs to Shangguan Jing's community, after all, he had known Shangguan Jing for so long.
I just know Shangguan Jing's residential address, and I haven't been to her house yet.
After Yan Shaobei got out of the car, he went to the top floor where Shangguan Jing lived, stood outside and knocked on Shangguan Jing's door.
About half a minute later, I saw Shangguan Jing open the door wearing slippery silk pajamas.
You are finally here, Shangguan Jing hurriedly asked Yan Shaobei to enter the house, it seems that Lao Zamao is still quite willing to spend money on Shangguan Jing, and the knowledge of a duplex building is two hundred square meters.
The decoration was extremely luxurious, the heating in the house was turned on very much, Yan Shaobei took off his long leather coat and threw it on the sofa.
While looking at the decorations in Shangguan Jing's house, he carefully observed Shangguan Jing's body.
found that the white thighs and arms were full of bruises, in fact, there was no need for Shangguan Jing to say, Yan Shaobei also knew that it was caused by the old miscellaneous hair.
Thinking about it, this old miscellaneous hair is unlucky enough, he has no skills, and he is still the boss of the dragon protection clan, and he was turned upside down by others' sneak attacks.
This year, I was poisoned next time, and I only had half a life left, and I was knocked on the door by others and lost people in front of my own men.
When he was in bed, he tortured Shangguan Jing to vent his anger, and he looked depressed just now.
Seeing Yan Shaobei's arrival, the depression disappeared without a trace, and he sat on the sofa and leaned on Yan Shaobei's arms.
The two chatted about some recent things, how was Lao Zamao recently, Yan Shaobei suddenly asked Shangguan Jing.
As soon as she heard Yan Shaobei ask her about the old miscellaneous hair, Shangguan Jing looked like a schadenfreude in her heart, and the old miscellaneous hair has not been going well recently.
The mood is not very good, and the things together have tormented me a lot, saying that Shangguan Jing lifted the slippery silk pajamas on his body.
Seeing that Shangguan Jing's white body was covered with scars, Yan Shaobei looked at it and felt quite uncomfortable.
I had to hold Shangguan Jing in my arms and comfort her, saying that sooner or later I would clean up the old miscellaneous hair and rescue her from the fire pit.
Even if you have a conscience, Shangguan Jing snuggled in his arms.
Holding her soft body, Yan Shaobei's hands began to become dishonest, and he walked up and down all over his body.
Beginning to be dishonest again, Shangguan Jing twisted his ears with his hands.
Hehe, hug you goblin, I'll be honest, how can a cat not steal.
Yan Shaobei said that he turned over and put on the horse again, and had to rush for two hours before coming down.
Because he didn't vent for a long time, how much strength did he exert on Shangguan Jing's body.
Shangguan Jing almost broke his voice, looking at Yan Shaobei, who was drenched in a big man, you stinky boy is getting more and more able to toss.
No way, I'm a young man with strong firepower.
The two talked and laughed for almost two hours, and seeing that the time was almost twelve o'clock, Yan Shaobei told Shangguan Jing that he still had important things to do at night.
After coming out of Shangguan Jing's house, Yan Shaobei returned to his home.
He estimated that he would toss for longer tonight, so he brought the psychedelic incense he brought during the day, and then brought the permanent brand red paint that was not used up last night.
At this time, Liu Cheng had already parked the car at the gate of the school, and after Yan Shaobei got into the car, Liu Cheng took him towards Du Chengliang's villa.
Yan Shaobei asked him to hide in the hidden place where he was, and Yan Shaobei came out with psychedelic incense and red paint.
He came to the outside of Du Chengliang's villa and entered through the wall, and what caught his eye was the runes pasted on the doors and windows of the four places, Yan Shaobei laughed.
It seems that this couple is about to be made insane by me, and they must have invited a Taoist priest to do it, and even the doors and windows are covered with runes.
But you don't have any talismans to put up, because it's the god Overlord who wants to trouble you and your wife.
He then went through the wall to Du Chengliang's bedroom, only to see the two of them sleeping soundly on the bed, apparently because he had invited a mage to do the magic during the day.
They thought nothing would happen again, so they slept so peacefully.
Yan Shaobei took out the psychedelic incense and lit it, and about ten minutes later, Du Chengliang and his wife Xiaomeng fell asleep with psychedelic incense.