Chapter 484: Pig Teammates
If you look at it yourself, it's really not that difficult.
But the key is that after I got it, I didn't read it at all, God knows what Qin Mengyan wrote. How so?
"Uh......" Xu Moqiu's eyes rolled, and he quickly changed the topic, "That, teacher, you see that the weather is very hot, why is your air conditioner not powerful at all? It must be that the dust inside has blocked the air outlet, you wait, I'll get the tools and repair the air conditioner, I'm a professional!"
"Oh, I'm not hot. Liu Lao said expressionlessly.
Xu Moqiu immediately said again: "Ha! Teacher, this watch is good! Where did you buy it? I will also go to the whole piece of Ming'er." Gee...... You're always wearing that and you're so handsome! Really, even I'm ashamed of myself!"
Liu Mingguang waved his hand: "Okay, don't talk about all this uselessness there." I still say the same thing, since you are a teacher, you must have the appearance of a teacher, especially if you used to be righteous in the rivers and lakes, don't bring it to school. ”
Xu Moqiu nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, the teacher is too right, if there is nothing else, I will go down and prepare?"
"Hey, you kid, forget it. Go ahead!" Liu Mingguang shook his head and said nothing more.
When Xu Moqiu disappeared in front of him, he reached out to get the cigarette on the desk, but the place where the cigarette was put was empty, and even the lighter was gone!
Liu Mingguang was suddenly so angry that he scolded in his heart: This bastard boy! Steal my cigarette again!
Xu Moqiu took the cigarette he had received from the teacher, leisurely wandered outside the classroom, and inspected the entire teaching building, very good, as he expected, the worst classroom discipline was still his second and third high school classes, and even the second and sixth classes of high school next door were much better.
The Eight King Kongs are all idle masters, the white toad takes off his shoes and picks his feet, sniffing while picking them back; Chen Aman has earplugs stuffed in his ears, dangling like an electric shock; Xiao Changfu is even more arrogant, actually eating instant noodles during class time......
On the other hand, his brother-in-law Lu Zhe seems to be doing quite well, and he is lying on the table and writing hard, but judging from his expression, he will definitely not be writing homework, and he is writing love letters again.
Yesterday opened his mouth to double their physical education class, Xu Moqiu has always said the same, naturally he will not break his word, sat in the office for a while, and then got up and walked towards the school gate.
Liao Yibao looked at Xu Moqiu, who was coming with a cigarette in his mouth, and immediately sank his face: "Teacher Xu, where are you going to fool around during class time? You really regard the campus as your own home? Come and leave whenever you want! Completely ignore the school rules and discipline!"
"I have important matters explained by the principal, I can't delay, you hurry up and get out of the way for me! It's delayed, sweep you out of the house, do you believe it?" Xu Moqiu relied on the work of the old man who was now acting as a temporary agent, and did not take Liao Guangtou in his eyes at all.
"Hmph, don't think I don't know you, I think you just want to go out and spend all day drinking!
"I'll spend mine, it's your!"
While he was talking, Xu Moqiu suddenly saw a figure flash in the carport, and hurriedly chased after him, but it was already gone, and the pile of scrap iron on the ground was not Miss Qin's new car?
This morning, her special car broke down halfway, and Qin Mengyan launched the bicycle that Lu Mingyue had ridden before, but she didn't expect that it would be unrecognizable in less than half a day. It's miserable!
Damn! It's really endless! Who is secretly targeting his own Qin Baobao?
Xu Moqiu looked at Liao Yibao behind him: "Vice President Liao, this shouldn't be what you found someone to do, right?
Liao Yibao is not stupid, so naturally he will not carry this black pot: "Nonsense! My old Liao is innocent, how can he do these things? Don't spread rumors there!"
"And who do you say did it?"
"How do I know?" Liao Yibao asked rhetorically, "Who has she offended, you ask her to go by yourself! Don't splash dirty water here!"
"I don't know this?" Xu Moqiu glanced him up and down, "Then you say, what's the use of you as the head of the security department?
Lao Liao was suddenly angry: "Xu Moqiu, don't make something out of nothing there today!"
"Okay, I'm too lazy to say anything more to you. I'm very busy!" Xu Moqiu rode on his broken bicycle, leaving Liao Yibao with a dashing back.
At this moment, Ji Thirteen was wrapped in the smelly quilt in the broken hotel, sleeping soundly, and Harazi wet most of the pillows.
The closed glass window popped open, followed by a gloomy wind. Ji Thirteen woke up in an instant, and a carp sat up and exclaimed, "Who?"
......There was a strange laugh from the corner, and at some point there was a person on the lame chair with a face as black as ink.
He was wearing a pitch-black shroud, holding a spirit flag in his hand, and a pungent smell emanating from his body. This smell includes foot odor, sweat odor, fox odor, bad breath, feces and urine smell, in short, the moment he appeared, it was like a missile blowing up an old dung pit, and the smell made people want to die.
Ji Thirteen glanced at him, instantly relaxed his vigilance, pulled the quilt, shrank down lazily, and yawned, "What are you doing here?"
The man looked at him who was too lazy to do it, frowned, and said, "Thirteen, aren't you looking for the Body of Cold Yin, what are you doing here?"
"I'm tired, can't I rest for a while?" said Tsukasan with squinted eyes.
After all, he only cut a waist last night, and now he has to supplement his sleep in addition to nutrition...... As for practicing? He still wants to make money, and then go to yesterday, oh, yes, he still has to buy medicine, and he must not go out of trouble again.
"Rest, the woman of the Shangguan family, don't you want it? I saw her with a little white face, and she was very affectionate. ”
Ji Thirteen turned over, and waved his right hand weakly: "Don't, if you're interested, go yourself, don't bother me." Huh...... I'm really sleepy. ”
This guy chased that woman III, and said don't want it, there must be something strange in this!
I wanted to ask, but the guy started snoring. He didn't say anything more at the moment, flicked his sleeves and disappeared in place.
When Xu Moqiu found Ji Thirteen, this guy was still lying on the bed, and when he saw Xu Moqiu's first sight, he immediately greeted him cordially, took his hand and said, "You're here, are you rich, let's go and find the body of cold yin! This time, I will definitely succeed!"
What a dedicated but incompetent P guest!
Xu Moqiu frowned, took out a cigarette and handed it over: "This kind of thing, don't worry." People must have to rest during the day, and you also have to recuperate, right?"
After a pause, he suddenly remembered what Xiao Jiu had said last night, and pretended to ask casually, "Are you okay there?"
Ji Thirteen shook his head: "No, it's still a little painful until now, hiss...... That guy got gadolinium a little deep!"
It's good if he doesn't, it seems that he is not as powerful as Xiao Jiu said.
"Shhh...... Call. Xu Moqiu flicked the ashes of his cigarette, "In this way, I will leave you some money, you live here first, I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you." ”
As he spoke, Xu Moqiu took out the 20,000 yuan intermediary fee he got last night from his pocket.
Ji Thirteen was worried about having no money, and now Xu Moqiu took the initiative to send it to the door, and his eyes suddenly lit up: "That feeling is good." If you have something to do, go and get busy!"
He wished that Moqiu would leave early, so that he would not stay, and then he would go to harm those women who might be cold and yin.
Xu Moqiu came and went like the wind, and he didn't know that the conversation between him and Ji Thirteen was all listened to by one person.
And Ji Thirteen, whose skills have been greatly reduced, did not notice it, and I don't know when there was a pitch-black toad in the corner of his wall.
"Sure enough, there is a problem! Thirteen, I want to eat alone and take a shortcut! It's really hateful!" In the depths of the sewer, a gloomy voice sounded, and then the figure flashed and disappeared in place.
At noon, he went down to eat a bowl of noodles, and returned to the hotel, renewed the room fee for a week, went up and slept until nightfall, and then hurriedly got up, dressed up and stalled, and walked towards the foot-washing city again.
The iconic white face, the lobby manager recognized him at a glance and hurriedly greeted him.
She smiled and said, "Handsome guy, here again, come in, our girl has been waiting for you for a long time!"
That's true, those girls are looking forward to him coming, after all, this guy's money is not ordinarily easy to earn. Obviously no, I still have to come to this place to be embarrassed, and I am afraid that I will not be able to find a second one in the world.
But this time, Ji Thirteen learned to be smart, and only ordered a woman who guarded the palace sand, and then pulled her into the room.
But less than five minutes later, he walked out again, this time not as ugly as the last time, at least with his pants off.
Looking at the smug Ji Thirteen, the lobby manager kept waving at him: "Handsome guy, it's still early, let's have fun again!"
Ji Thirteen turned his head in a dashing manner: "Come back tomorrow!"
When he returned to the hotel, he had just laid down, and the pungent smell came again, and he lost his sleepiness in an instant, turned on the light, and pointed to the man in the corner: "What are you doing?
"Huh~" The man stretched out his tongue and licked it around his face, and said in his mouth, "Thirteen, it's okay! There is a shortcut and you don't tell me? I still treat you as a junior brother! You are like this, it hurts my heart too much!"
"I don't know what you're talking about? Ji Thirteen wrapped himself in a quilt and didn't want to pay attention to him.
The man in front of him, who was as black as coal, was his senior brother, a friend from outside the territory, Hal Jackfruit, who had cultivated that powerful evil skill like him.
Hal Jackfruit frowned and stepped forward, pulling the quilt: "Thirteen, don't forget what Master said at the beginning! Happiness and hardship are shared together, and now that you have found a shortcut, you have to forget about Senior Brother and me? Not very well? You are not afraid of thunder and thunder?"
"I ......" Ji Thirteen was about to refuse, but suddenly thought of a brilliant idea, his eyes rolled, and his attitude changed instantly, "Of course it's impossible to forget Senior Brother, I'm not, I'm trying?"
"Enough of trying, let's go!"
"Hey, don't worry, senior brother, listen to me......"
Ji Thirteen's memory is really good, and he brought out the words that Xu Moqiu fooled him yesterday, and soon Hal jackfruit was like him, and he lost that body.
Originally, he was going to give him 2,000 yuan, but Ji 13 thought that the person was a bit unauthentic, and he was 1,000 yuan, so why should he give him 2,000?
"Thirteen, what are we doing now?" Hal Jackfruit was wearing a floral dress that Thirteen had chosen for him, and from time to time he used his hands to protect his buttocks, and he always felt a little leaky. Isn't this nonsense? Except for a small skirt, there is nothing in it, can it not leak?
I have to say that this thirteen hearts are darker than Xu Moqiu, 1000 yuan was directly eaten by him 980, this little skirt was bought by someone he bought for 20 yuan, not to mention dirty, it still has a strange smell, but it doesn't hurt - anyway, it's not worn by himself.
Ji Thirteen smiled mysteriously: "Next, I'll take you to a good place first!"
"What's the best place?"
"You'll know when you go. ”
Soon, the two reappeared in that familiar alley.
When I knocked on the iron door, I still saw the face full of wrinkles and couldn't distinguish the nose and eyes.
The man asked through the door, "Do business?"
"Yes, I brought my friend to cut the tumor. ”
"Come in!"
Ten minutes later, Hal Jackfruit walked out with his waist and Ji Thirteen, his other hand carrying a bag of cash, as for the carton of expired milk that was delivered, it was naturally swallowed by Ji Thirteen.
"Hmm...... Thirteen, where are we going now......? "There was no anesthetic today, so Hal jackfruit screamed in pain, and the man who operated the surgery drank a little too much today, so he choked enough.
Half of the money from the sale was directly deducted by the black intermediary of Ji Thirteen, and he felt comfortable in his heart, and waved his hand: "Of course it's doing the right thing! Let's go, I'll take you to find the body of cold and yin, and I guarantee that it will be refreshing!"
After a while, the two brothers appeared in the footwashing city, but the smell of Hal jackfruit was so strong that even if he was willing to give money, no one would take his order.
In the end, he put on a gas mask, so that someone was willing to serve.
However, he was even worse than Ji Thirteen, and as soon as he walked into the room, he trembled...... And then there was no then.