"Haha, this is simple, Master, don't worry, don't say that you smashed a building.

Even if you really killed someone, I can help you settle this one-third of an acre of land in Handong!" Sima Nan patted his chest and promised.

"Well, you're right. Last night, someone sneaked up on the division, and the division accidentally killed more than 50 people.

You can help settle this matter. Lu Yifan said with a smile.

The smile on Sima Nan's face froze immediately.

Your sister, you really killed someone when you said you killed someone!

"Okay! As long as it's Master's business, I'll settle it as much as it costs! Don't worry!" Sima Nan gritted his teeth and promised.

"Alright, you go back first, and I'll be there later. "Lu Yifan said.

"Okay, Master, then I'll go back first, and we'll see you later. ”

After finishing a period of cultivation, Lu Yifan wanted to linger with Gong Zili or He Wen again, or even have a dragon and two phoenixes or something, but suddenly, his mobile phone shook!

Looking down, it was the immortals of the Heavenly Court chat group who began to chat frantically.

"What's the situation? Since the last Mid-Autumn Festival, it seems that this group of immortals has started diving.

Why is this starting to swipe the screen?" Lu Yifan wondered.

Clairvoyant: "God of Food! Get out of !! for Lao Tzu."

Shunfeng Er: "Your sister, what kind of dishes have you been cooking lately!

Guangyin Heavenly King: "If you eat badly, your stomach is not tight, the key is that this is too uncomfortable to hold in your stomach and not pull it out!"

Wide-eyed Heavenly King: "It's not! As the so-called people are iron, is steel, and you don't panic when you don't pull it."

I've been holding this for three years and haven't pulled it, but I'm so worried!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Brother Guangmu Heavenly King, you're okay, Sister Chang'e, I'm miserable, I haven't for ten years!"

Sun Wukong: "I want to be a dignified Monkey King, majestic in the Three Realms, I haven't for fifteen years, who should I go to complain to?"

Marshal Tianpeng: "I'm fine, I picked out a little bit of ...... today"

Nishang Fairy: "Vomit~~~~~ don't say it, I'm going to vomit !!"

One day in the sky, one year on earth, the gods love to use mortal time to count the time they.

Lu Yifan saw so many people swiping the screen saying that they didn't, so he hurriedly asked Chang'e in a private message.

Fairy Chang'e told Lu Yifan the ins and outs of the matter.

It turned out that Zhu Dabao's pit goods recently read a "Dark Cooking Recipe Collection", and took a lot of ingredients that I don't know where to get to cook.

After the immortals ate it, they were collectively constipated!

Erlang God: "Hahahaha, fortunately, I haven't eaten these days, I'm fine, hehe!"

Jade Emperor: "You're so embarrassed to say! You poured all the food to the Roaring Heavenly Dog, and the people who made it suffocated their stomachs, as if they were pregnant."

Now as long as there are immortals to meet, ask me.

What's your nephew's relationship with the Howling Dog?"

Erlang God: "......"

Immortals are also constipated?

Lu Yifan was happy when he saw it.

But it's understandable when you think about it.

The ingredients eaten by the gods must be immortal food, and they are not the food eaten by mortals, so it is normal to be constipated.

Jade Emperor: "@太上老君, Laojun, can you see if there is any way to treat you Aiqing?"

I can't go to court with a belly of!"

Taishang Laojun: "Tell me...... The elixir I have refined can be immortal, the golden pill is not bad, and it can manifest supernatural powers...... But it can't cure constipation!"

Hearing this, the Heavenly Court chat group instantly became lively!

Sun Wukong: "Arrest Zhu Dabao's pit goods to my old grandson and feed him the food he cooks for a hundred years!"

Marshal Tianpeng: "God of Food, you give me the old pig out, I promise not to kill you, just cripple you!"

Zhu Dabao: "Ahem...... Isn't it constipation...... Isn't it to jump around, go out and square dance, and wander around?"

Fairy Chang'e: "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk! It's all a belly of, who is still jumping!"

The third prince of Nezha: "I want to! I don't care! I just want to!! (three crying expressions)"

Next, the gods and goddesses of all sizes in the group stood up and bubbled, condemning the behavior of the food god Zhu Dabao, and expressed their willingness to.

Lu Yifan was diving silently in the group at this time, but he was already laughing and cramping.

It's so hard for the gods to!

It seems that it is better to be a mortal!

But even his beloved sister Chang'e held back a stomach of.

Lu Yifan is not good at seeing "" and does not save it.

So he called Sima Nan and said, "Hey, Xiao Nan, I want to ask you something."

Can you find me a laxative that is particularly strong?"

Sima Nan: "What's wrong Master, are you constipated?"

Lu Yifan: "Get out! Your master and I will be smooth every morning, and we will go smoothly to the end!"

Just ask if you can?"

Sima Nan: "Yes, how much do you want?"

Lu Yifan: "Give me as much as you want!"

Sima Nan: "Okay is good...... It's this medicine, the side effects are a bit big, you have to take it slowly.

Don't look back at you, my wife is unhappy, and she has to slap me. ”

Lu Yifan: "I said it specially, it's not that I'm constipated!!"

Half an hour later, Sima Nan came with half a truckload of medicine.

Lu Yifan picked up the medicine he gave himself and looked at it.

However, I saw that the name of the medicine was "diarrhea and stopping", and the effect of the medicine was "to stop diarrhea and treat diarrhea".

"Why are you sick, aren't you? I asked you to give me a laxative, why did you give me a medicine for diarrhea?" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.

"Hey, Master, you don't know about that. ”

Sima Nan proudly picked up the "Epsom Stopping" and shook it in his hand and said: "This medicine, it was indeed produced to treat diarrhea."

It's a pity that after the patient eats it, not only does it not get better, but the diarrhea is even worse.

Some people even died of diarrhea because of taking this medicine!

After I seized this batch of medicines, I simply sold them as laxatives.

Don't say it, the thief chicken that sells is good!

The effect, the leverage!

A lot of celebrities buy medicine from me and use it as a diet pill!"

"Also...... And this kind of operation?" Lu Yifan was simply stunned.

No matter what, picked up the "Epsom Suspension Seal" Lu Yifan packaged it into a red envelope, sent it to the Heavenly Court chat group, and said: "Fellow immortals, don't panic, here are the laxatives I scavenged from the world, but I don't dare to guarantee whether it will work or not." ”

After all, they are immortals, and Lu Yifan is not sure about their drug resistance.

A second passed, and there was no reaction from the Heavenly Court chat group.

A minute passed, and the Heavenly Court chat group was still deadly silent.

Five minutes have passed, and the medicine has been snatched up, and still no one has spoken, as if there is no one in the group!

Five hours have passed, and Lu Yifan doesn't even want to look at his mobile phone, what about people?

Speak!

said that it was too late, and then it was too fast, and Fairy Chang'e posted a long list of poop expressions in the chat group......

(End of chapter)