Chapter 75: The Rent Collection Envoy Peeks at the National Teacher Taking a Bath
For a while, except for Sun Wukong, who had long experience, closed his eyes in time.
The eyes of the others were all burned by the centipede spirit.
"Centipede Spirit!
Do you have what it takes to get dressed?"
Sun Wukong said, and the golden hoop stick slammed around, and the rocks flew everywhere, and the roar continued.
"Hahaha! I see that you have lost your sight, how can you fight with me?
I'll let you all die here, one by one!
The Heavenly Court Rent Collector of the Emperor Immortal Realm, if I kill you, I will definitely be able to make a name for myself in the Heavenly Court!"
The centipede spirit laughed wildly and pounced towards Li Mo.
"Just your little trick! Do you want to stump me too?
It's just stupid!"
Li Mo laughed, took out a pair of sunglasses from his body and brought them up.
For a while, the glittering golden light could not affect Li Mo at all.
"What is this? How did you open your eyes?"
The centipede asked, puzzled.
"This thing, it's a unique magic weapon between heaven and earth!
Specifically restrain the eyes on your body, even if you have a thousand eyes, it won't affect me!"
Li Mo said with a sigh.
"I don't believe it! You're framing me!"
The centipede spirit said angrily, not believing it at all.
"I know what it is, you don't seem to have any contact with mortal things!"
The whistling dog on the side is very clever, and the dog's paws are flickering in front of his eyes!
A pair of sunglasses appears.
The dog looked at the centipede essence, revealing a mouthful of big white teeth.
It's sun!
The dog can see me! Open your eyes, your biggest killer feature doesn't work at all!
What to do?
Run!
While the other few people didn't react.
He suddenly sprang towards the sky.
Seeing this, Li Mo smiled and said, "I know that Lao Tzu is amazing!"
If you want to run away now, that's over!
Kill people to pay for your life, pay off debts, how can you run away!"
"You and I have been cultivating in vain all these years!
In addition to these eyes on my body, my escape method is also top-notch!
It's not that easy to stop me, even if you're in the Emperor Immortal Realm?"
The centipede spirit said proudly.
"That's meeting someone else, and in my case, you're a bedbug!"
After speaking, the "red belly pocket" magic weapon appeared in Li Mo's hand.
The red belly pocket became the size of several people, and directly wrapped the centipede essence.
"What is this?"
The centipede spirit was shocked, and its body became tighter and tighter, and its eyes were covered.
"This is the red belly pocket of my daughter national teacher!"
Li Mo smiled.
Hearing this, the six Spider sisters blushed.
"Haha! I know this thing, it's the belly pocket that the rent collector made Shangxian peek at his daughter's national teacher taking a bath!"
Sun Wukong laughed, opened his eyes, clenched the golden hoop stick, and hit the centipede spirit directly.
"Bang"!
The centipede spirit wrapped in its red belly pocket screamed and immediately turned into a corpse.
Seeing this, Li Mo took the red belly pocket!
For a while, seeing the red belly pocket that disappeared in Li Mo's hand, everyone's faces became strange.
"Ahem! I didn't expect the rent collector to make Shangxian have the habit of stealing people's underwear!"
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom coughed and said.
Li Mo's eyes widened and he said, "What the hell are you talking about?"
"And you!Sun Monkey, who told you about this belly pocket I stole from me?" Li Mo said speechlessly.
Sun Wukong blinked and did not speak.
Needless to say!
Naturally, it's the pig!
The whistling dog sniffed on his belly pocket and said, "The strongest smell is the rent collector!"
it!
I've been around for a few days, and it's not my smell that is.
This dog!
What a good mending knife for him!
Li Mo wanted to cry and looked at the strange eyes of several people without tears and said.
Everyone skipped this matter, and the six sisters of the spider spirit thanked Li Mo and left directly.
"Thank you for collecting the rent!
My magic weapon broke the string, and I didn't have one out of ten combat power, and I almost died in the hands of the centipede spirit!
By the way, I don't know if the rent collector is an immortal, what is the so-called matter when he came here today?"
The king of the kingdom looked at his pipa with pity and said.
"When you were in the Netherworld, you formed an organization called the Cultivators Association?"
Li Mo asked.
"yes!"
"Did you know that the Cultivators' Association is in chaos right now?"
"What do you mean by that? At the beginning, I arranged for a few guys with good work ability to take up the main positions, and their abilities are very good!"
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom had a puzzled look on his face, and when he mentioned his arrangement, he was still a little proud.
"Is it Grand Elder Xiao Mingyu and President Yuan Fan?" Li Mo said with a dark face.
"Exactly!"
"As far as your broken vision is concerned, I don't see that your ability is good, but I can see it clearly when your character is extremely poor!
They brutally killed the previous president, and indiscriminately threw all the cultivators who offended them into the cultivator prison!
Arrange for the great evildoer to be the prison guard!
You're a hero!"
Li Mo gritted his teeth and pointed at the nose of the Heavenly King.
When the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom heard this, his face changed again and again!
At this time, I don't know!
If I had known that they would have such a situation, Xiaoxian would never have let them do such nonsense!
After all, Xiaoxian's original intention was to prevent cultivators and secular people from having so many problems. ”
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom was embarrassed, and said with a look of making a big mistake.
"Okay! Regarding the Three Realms Hunt and Kill Order, do you have any way to solve it?"
Li Mo said.
"The Three Realms Hunt and Kill Order is something given by Xiao Xian!
Rent collection enables me to go down to earth, but I can't do rent collection so that I can come and go freely in the two worlds of immortals and mortals!
This is the spell of the Three Realms Pursuit and Killing Order, and please ask the Rent Collection Envoy Shangxian Gang to help, and use the spell to take back the Three Realms Pursuit and Killing Order before it causes a catastrophe!"
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom handed the spell to Li Mo and said.
"Well!
This time, I'll help you, or you'll make a big mistake!
If it weren't for the compassion of this immortal, he would have discovered this matter early!
I don't know how many cultivators in the world will die at the hands of the Cultivators Association!"
Li Mo nodded and said.
"That's what the rent collector said the immortals!"
The Heavenly King did not dare to refute.
"That's right! After this incident, the matter of the president of the Cultivator Association, let's change people!
I look at the granddaughter of the previous president, and the summer and autumn relationship is very good!
I arranged for her to take over as the new president. ”
Li Mo made a decision directly, and did not ask the opinion of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom at all.
"But with the arrangement of the immortals by collecting rent!"
The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom almost caused a catastrophe, and when he spoke, he had no confidence.
Li Mo looked at the natal spider silk of the spider spirit left in the golden pot and said, "This thing is left to you!"
Re-refine your magic weapon, don't be slaughtered directly next time!
The dignified king almost died at the hands of the goblins!
Shame on you!"
"Hahaha!
The Howling Dog smiled on the side.
The King of the Holding Kingdom looked ashamed.
Then, Li Mo left the Golden Temple of Mount Meru and went to the hotel.