"Master?"

"How long will it take to arrive?" Xu Mang glanced at the time, a full hour had passed since he came out of the house, and he was still on the elevated road, fortunately, the taxi was calculated according to the mileage, and if the time was calculated, it was estimated that he would have to jump off the building.

"Uh..."

"You also know the traffic in Ningshi, if you are lucky, it is normal to be stuck in traffic for an hour or two. The taxi driver sighed and said silently, "Are you in a hurry?"

"Go to participate in an important competition, the city's high school students' essay contest!" Xu Mang took out his participation certificate and shook it a few times in front of the driver.

"I can memorize 300 Tang poems at the age of three, read the Four Books and Five Classics at the age of five, and was escorted to the hot pot department of Beef Tendon University at the age of ten!" Xu Mang looked proud: "Low-key and low-key, don't publicize it outside, I don't like the feeling of being on top." ”

The driver is a little confused, is this really fake?

"Master, do you want to know why I'm so good?" Xu Mang cautiously approached him and said, "As long as you give me a free order, I will tell you why I am so good." ”

"Good!"

"This trip is my white la!" The driver nodded hurriedly: "Little brother, hurry up!"

"It's very simple!" Xu Mang said solemnly: "Because I'm a genius!"

I...

This Nima, he was actually tricked by such a simple trick.

The driver was depressed, and he couldn't imagine that after wandering on the rivers and lakes for so many years, he was actually taught a lesson by a fledgling boy.

Shame on you!

In the next time, the driver was autistic, which made Xu Mang lose a good person to relieve boredom, and sat silently in the passenger seat, feeling the taxi moving forward little by little.

finally

got off the elevated road, all the way unimpeded, and soon came to the competition venue.

"Huh?"

"I didn't pay for the car!" the driver stopped Xu Mang.

"Didn't you give me a free order?" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment.

"What free order?!" The driver's face was full of disgust: "You must have heard it wrong!"

"How much?"

"Fifty-five. ”

“...”

Xu Mang touched the fifty yuan in his pocket, and said with an embarrassed face: "I only have fifty yuan... Why don't you take me back to the fifty dollar place and get off the bus?"

originally thought that his trick of retreating could make the driver give up asking for car money, but who would have thought that this person was very righteous and threatened to call the police... There was no way, so I used WeChat to call Yang Xiaoman to come to the rescue.

"How much?"

"Fifty-five!"

"One hundred, don't look for it!"

Yang Xiaoman was very domineering and directly handed over a 100-yuan bill.

"Classmates!"

"I have a few words I want to say to you before leaving, don't want this kind of man!" said the driver in a serious tone: "He's a slut!"

"It's not!"

"I... Actually, it's his..."

"I understand!"

Looking at the back of the driver leaving, Yang Xiaoman almost ran away, and was misunderstood that he and Xu Mang were a couple... To be reasonable, how can such an excellent beautiful girl have such an idiot boyfriend!

"Wait for me!"

Xu Mang chased the angry Yang Xiaoman into the venue.

...

Xu Mang's arrival broke Mr. Wang Xue's original plan, and the itinerary was originally without him, but this guy came by himself, but fortunately, he could still sign his name at the sign-in desk.

Because he came early and came by coincidence, Xu Mang caught up with the boring opening ceremony.

The leader above crackled and talked endlessly, Xu Mang, who was standing below, had a nervous breakdown, although he could fall asleep while standing, but the risk was too great, and if he was caught, it was not only himself who was ashamed.

Taking advantage of this free time, Xu Mang checked his panel.

Host - Xu Mang

DE: Level 1

Wisdom: Level 1

Body: Level 1

Beauty: Level 1

Law: Level 1

Upgrade Card*8

English Skills = 1420

Language skills = 1270

Math Skills = 1400

...

Eating Sugar Water Red Heart Egg Skill = 100

Snacking in class skill = 1030

Sneaking around with mobile phone skills in class = 1000

The values of each skill are very average, but the increase is not large.

Saying...

I didn't eat any snacks in class, how can I eat snacks with so many skill points?

Xu Mang thought back to the process of his sleep, sometimes he could often dream of various delicacies, and then add the skills of the current discipline while adding the skills of stealing snacks in class.

Emotional dreams are also counted.

You have to find an opportunity to empty the skills of stealing snacks in class, and it's useless to keep them anyway, so you can find snacks in the politics class of the old class, eat crunchy potato chips, and play to play the most exciting!

"What are you smirking at?"

Yang Xiaoman stood on the side, looked at Xu Mang and smirked, and couldn't help asking.

"Nothing. ”

"I thought of the scene where I won first place. Xu Mang said.

“...”

"Idiot!"

sometimes

Yang Xiaoman is very envious of Xu Mang, his Ah Q spiritual victory method can always keep him happy, he looks heartless every day, the key is that he can occasionally jump up and stand in front of everyone, saying that everyone present is garbage.

"Yang Xiaoman?"

"Huh?"

"Do you like playing League of Legends?"

"Why?"

"What rank are you?" Xu Mang whispered, "Do you want me to take you to the score?"

"The strongest king!"

Xu Mang looked embarrassed: "Then take me to the score?"

"Get out!"

Yang Xiaoman didn't know that from now on, she would experience the most terrifying gaming experience.

Long

At the end of the leader's speech, Xu Mang and his teammates ushered in a pre-game meeting, mainly because Mr. Wang Xuewang tutored his students, after all, this is a game, and there are always people who will be nervous.

Now there is a boy and a girl on the team who are starting to get nervous.

"Teacher Wang..."

"I... My mind goes blank right now. The boy said nervously.

"Learn from me!"

"Inhale... Out... Inhale... Exhale..."

"And fart!"

Xu Mang answered with a grin.

“...”

“...”

“...”

Wang Xue is crazy, at such a critical time, this guy actually made trouble for you.

"Xu Mang!"

"Don't mess with me!" Wang Xue glared, and then counseled the two nervous students.

Xu Mang became an empty nest youth, sitting dryly in a chair, listening to his content that had nothing to do with anything at all, and wanted to blend in with the team several times, but quickly withdrew because he couldn't understand it.

"Teacher Wang?"

"Huh?"

"Why don't I go and spy on the enemy's intelligence?" asked Xu Mang sincerely.

"What do you want to do?" Wang Xue was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly scolded: "Don't make trouble for me!"

"No!"

"As the saying goes, only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can you win all battles!" Xu Mang said sincerely.

suddenly

Yang Xiaoman said: "Teacher Wang, you just let Xu Mang do it, if you don't do it for him, maybe there will be some mess." ”

"This..."

"Be careful, don't get caught. Wang Xue thought for a while, and hurriedly said: "If you are caught, you will say that you are a student of Chengxi Academy!"

"Oh!"

Xu Mang walked around the venue, perhaps because of his good salted fish image, he was still undiscovered when he blended into other people's teams, and even some students regarded Xu Mang as their teammate.

"Brother, why haven't I seen you?"

"I'm from Chengxi College. ”

"Get out!"

......