In the end, Mr. Wu took out the calculator, pressed it for a full minute, and threw the calculator into the trash, in short, the probability is very low!

afterwards

Teacher Wu put away Xu Mang's roll and put him in her drawer, not that she didn't want to witness the birth of a miracle, but that her heart couldn't accept such a surprise at the moment, and this kind of roll was best for the freshmen in September next year to experience it. 35xs

"Huh?"

"Teacher Wu, looking at your sad face, did you encounter any troubles?" Teacher Wang Xuewang came to the office and found that Teacher Wu Tong and Teacher Wu were full of sorrow, and couldn't help asking: "Which class of students provoked you again?"

"It's Xu Mang," Mr. Wu said helplessly.

Xu Mang?

How is this possible!

If it was Xu Mang in the past, Wang Xue would accept this statement very calmly, but now it is different, this guy is very cute.

"Teacher Wu?"

"Xu Mang has been doing well lately, lying on his desk all day. Wang Xue said, "Did he make trouble in your class?"

"Not really. ”

"Well, anyway, I'm a little sad now. Teacher Wu sighed: "Teacher Wang, what is the value of our existence when you say that we are teachers?"

Teacher Wang was stunned for a moment: "Teaching and educating people." ”

"Yes!"

"Teaching and educating people. Teacher Wu said, "But what should Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman do?"

"Cold salad!"

"Some people are born like that. Teacher Wang said: "You don't need to teach you to be very smart, there are too many such people in history, Mr. Wu, you have a good history, you should know everything, right?"

Teacher Wu nodded, the world is so unfair, why some people can become geniuses by lying on their desks or playing with their mobile phones all day long, while some people study hard but fall to the bottom.

But

When will the world ever be fair again?

Time passed day by day, Xu Mang lived an ordinary life in ordinary days, and of course there was an ordinary woman accompanying an ordinary me.

Riding a battery car Yang Xiaoman home, when the two passed a four-way intersection, a Ferrari supercar happened to stop next to Xu Mang, and the two waited for the green light to come on.

Like other boys, Xu has a fascination with mechanics, especially the violent aesthetics of the car - Ferrari. 35xs

Well

Not bad!

The latest Ferrari 488.

Through the window, Xu Mang saw that the man driving the Ferrari was very young but ordinary-looking, but the woman next to him was very good, with a standard Internet celebrity face and a very proud figure.

"Xiao Man?"

"Huh?"

"Do you like to smile in a Ferrari?"

"Humph!"

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly: "You are not allowed to buy this kind of car!"

“”

Xu Mang looked helpless: "Why?"

Yang Xiaoman raised his arrogant head and said expressionlessly: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, buy a cool sports car like this and go to pick up girls, right? I told that there is no door, not even a window!"

"Then what if I buy a little garbage?" Xu Mang shrank his head: "It's very ugly, like a frog-like car." ”

A car like a frog?

Yang Xiaoman couldn't help but have a picture in his mind, this picture had been dreamed of, Xu Mang rode a frog to marry him.

Don't

Is this a prophetic dream?

It must be a prophecy!

"Okay. ”

"You go buy it. Yang Xiaoman nodded: "There is one more thing I want to tell you, except for your mother and me, there can be no other women in the passenger seat." ”

Just when Xu Mang agreed, suddenly the Ferrari window fell, and the young man said to Xu Mang: "Brother, this car can pull such a beautiful girl, you are the legendary love saint, right?"

When Xu Mang heard his words, he was stunned in place.

At this point,

The green light came on, and the Ferrari departed with the roar of the engine, but Xu Mang remained where he was.

"Hey!"

"What's the daze?" Yang Xiaoman patted him on the back and urged, "Hurry up and ride!"

"What..."

"Can a blind person drive these days?" asked Xu Mang.

Blindman?

Drive?

Crazy, right?

Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "What nonsense, do you dare to ride a battery car with your eyes closed?"

"I'm not talking nonsense. ”

"That young man just now was a big blind man!" Xu Mang said affirmatively: "He actually thinks you are very beautiful, this is not a blind man." ”

Yang Xiaoman: ( ̄〈 ̄)

Depend on!

Lady I'm not pretty yet?

Obviously, you are the biggest blind man in the world, okay!

Syllable!

Xu Mang's dog head was hit.

"Since you don't think I'm beautiful, I want to ask you, who do you think are beautiful in our school?" Yang Xiaoman jumped out of the battery car, directly pulled Xu Mang's ears, and asked angrily: "Say!"

"Oops, oops"

"Don't screw it, it really hurts. Xu Mang pleaded.

"Humph!"

"Forget it!" Yang Xiaoman cared about Xu Mang after all, and withdrew her hand, but the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, she must ask why.

"Say!"

"Who the hell is it?" asked Yang Xiaoman, leaning into his waist.

In order to survive, Xu Mang told a most undesirable lie: "I don't think there is a more beautiful woman in this world than you, in short, I can't see it in my life, there may be one in the future, but I can't see it either." ”

Although he would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than the mouth of a man, what woman in the world is not confused by sugar-coated shells?

Yang Xiaoman is also a woman,

At this time, she was deceived by Xu Mang's lies.

"Nasty!"

subsequently

happily sat in the battery car, hugged Xu Mang's waist, and pressed his pretty face against Xu Mang's back.

It's dangerous

Pick up a life.

Xu Mang calmed down his emotions for a while, then twisted the accelerator and went to Yang Xiaoman's home.

Following

Xu Mang came to the school, and it happened that Mu Chaomei was discharged from the hospital, and the two met at the school gate.

“”

"Who was that bastard just now?" asked the security uncle beside Mu Chaomei.

"Xu Mang. ”

"It's him again?!" Mu Chaomei was so angry that he only gritted his teeth.

soon

Xu Mang was caught in the principal's office.

Looking at the expressionless principal, Xu Mang asked curiously: "Principal, have you been discharged from the hospital, are you in good health, right? My dad recently got a ginseng, I heard that it was used to hang his life, why don't I bring it to you?"

"Don't be close. Mu Chaomei glared: "You seem to be very wild lately?"

"Nope!"

"Nothing!" Xu Mang shook his head: "I've been quite honest lately. ”

"Honest?"

"Do you know that you drive a battery car as a Ferrari?" Mu Chaomei said: "You are the hope star of Ning City now, can you usually pay attention to your quality?"

"In the provincial Olympiad competition, both individuals and teams blossomed, and they both won the top three. Mu Chaomei showed her true face: "Otherwise, copy the school rules fifty times!"

Leave the office,

Xu Mang felt that the whole world was gloomy.

"Oh"

"It turned out to be a cloudy day. Xu Mang sighed.

On the way back, Xu Mang suddenly felt a little lonely, he seemed to have not had that feeling of being cared for for too long, a kind of care from the heart.

When I got to the classroom,

Xu Mang looked at the scenery outside through the window, thinking crankily in his mind.

Actually, it's nothing,

No one in this world can always be with each other, even if it is their own parents, one day they will see them leave.

"What's wrong with you?"

Yang Xiaoman turned his head and asked with a worried face.

Looking at the violent airport, Xu Mang suddenly woke up, he originally thought that he was used to loneliness, but in fact, he couldn't bear loneliness at all.

"I'll take you home in the evening?"

"Hmm!"

There are still three days before the provincial competition, and before that, the senior leaders of Ning City came to No. 1 Middle School to hold a brief meeting with the teachers and members, which was not so much a meeting as a leader's speech.

Of course

Xu Mang naturally didn't miss the opportunity to increase his political skill value, and immediately started in a daze mode.

Political Skills 1

Political Skills 1

Saying

Why do you still add a little bit of leadership at this level?

Why don't you have two points?

Long

After speaking, the leader sat in the Audi A6L and left directly.

But

As soon as the front foot walked one, the second leader came again, and he came to the first middle school in a Volkswagen Passat.

Xu Mang and a few others listened to the nonsense for nearly ten minutes again, Xu Mang didn't care about it, he just couldn't sleep, but the skill value was still growing very steadily.

finally

The second leader left, and several people thought it could be over, but they never expected the third leader to come, and he was sitting in a Santana.

Santana?

belch

Xu Mang thought for a while, and fell asleep directly.

At first, the leader was a little unhappy when he saw Xu Mang sleeping while he was speaking, but he knew that the two big leaders had come before, and he also knew that they had expectations for Xu Mang, so he finally gave up his plan to criticize Xu Mang by name.

No way

At certain times, the student has more power to speak than himself.

Boil,

Boil,

Xu Mang boiled the third leader away, but Mu Chaomei carried him directly to the office.

"Xu Mang, Xu Mang!"

"What the hell should I tell you? Mu Chaomei glared at Xu Mang: "Isn't the street director a leader, is there only the district and city level in your eyes?"

Xu Mang shrank his head and said cautiously: "I am a good law-abiding citizen, with all kinds of halos on my body, and the blessing of the title of 'hot-blooded citizen', I may represent Zhejiang Province in the future to compete for the national championship." ”

"Headmaster. ”

"So I really didn't take him seriously. Xu Mang said honestly: "If this is a movie, I am a man possessed by the halo of the protagonist, and I am afraid of the world and the middle of the air." ”

I

you

Mu Chaomei couldn't refute Xu Mang's words at all, after all, carefully analyzing his words, there was a lot of truth, plus his father was a little thin in Ning City, although he was a businessman, he had something to do with business since ancient times.

"Let's go. ”

"By the way, behave a little better tonight, and the city will hold a send-off banquet for you. Mu Chaomei reminded.