Chapter Forty-Six: Shuhang, Have You Offended Anyone Recently?
Back in the dormitory, Song Shuhang pushed open the door and called softly: "I'm back." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
No one responded to him.
Nobody's here?
He looked down at the shoe closet again, the leave slip on it was gone, and his roommate had already handed it over to the teacher.
"Haven't you finished class yet?" Remember, there are four classes in the afternoon, but Teacher Renshui has not been discharged from the hospital until he broke his legs, so there should only be two classes this afternoon, right?" Song Shuhang said secretly in his heart.
Could it be that those guys went to the place that Yangde rented outside the school again?
It's okay that if they are not there, it will be more convenient for the pharmacist to come and receive the 'Flying Sword Messenger' without worrying about being seen by his roommates.
With this in mind, he took off his shoes and prepared to enter the bedroom.
At this moment, the sound of conversation came from the dormitory bedroom.
"Gao Moumou, please, you are the only one I know who has experience getting along with your girlfriend!" A neutral, but crisp voice sounded.
"So, what the hell do you want to tell me? Stay away from me, your expression is disgusting right now! Gao replied.
In front of him is a student who is also wearing the uniform of Jiangnan University Town, mixed race, blonde!
At first glance, he (she) should be a sunny and handsome girl, but if you look closely, you will feel that he (she) is more like a beautiful pseudo-girl?
This is a human being who can't tell his gender just by his appearance.
Now this classmate of unknown gender has a look of desire and dissatisfaction. As he spoke, he approached Gao Moumou.
Gao Moumou stretched out his hand against this classmate, limiting the distance between himself and him - if it weren't for the fact that this guy had grown up with him since he was a child, he would have kicked him away a long time ago.
"That's right, I went on a date with Xiaomei today. The classmate of unknown gender grinned.
Xiaomei, this seems to be a girl's name, right? So this classmate should be 'him'?
Gao Moumou said calmly: "Oh, isn't that great?"
"Then I held hands with her and had a great time. The classmate rolled on Gao's bed excitedly, looking very excited.
Gao: "Okay, I can understand your excitement. However, I'm really in a hurry, can you get straight to the point?"
"Gao Moumou, you are so ignorant and rigid! So obviously we are childhood sweethearts, but you have never been able to soak me. Obviously, when our two parents were young, they had the idea of mixing us. The classmate complained.
"Zhuge Yue, please get straight to the point. Gao Moumou rubbed his temples vigorously.
"Okay...... In fact, because it was my first time dating a girl, I was so nervous. caused the body to stiffen, and when holding hands with Xiaomei, the palm was too forceful, and Xiaomei seemed to have a very painful palm, a big failure!" Zhuge Yue looked depressed.
Gao Moumou didn't know how to answer.
"Tomorrow, I've already made another appointment with Xiaomei. This time, I'm going to finish the kiss with her, but I've never kissed before, and I'm scared if I hit Mei's teeth too hard, and she'll be in pain. When Zhuge Yue said this, her eyes lit up and she stared at Gao Moumou.
Gao Moumou didn't know why, his heart and liver slowed down for half a beat, and an ominous feeling came to his heart: "So, you came here to ask me about Kiss's experience?"
"Ah, in a way. After all, among my best friends, you are the only one who already has a girlfriend, and you must have kissed many times. ”
Gao Moumou nodded, he couldn't deny this.
"So let me kiss it, teach me how to kiss, so that I can have a better experience!" Zhuge Yue clenched his fists.
"Wait...... Wait, did I hear something wrong?" Gao Moumou shuddered as he looked at the nervous childhood sweetheart in front of him.
"Let me kiss you, the French wet kiss kind. Zhuge Yue shouted.
"Sorry, I refuse. I don't do it, and I already have a girlfriend, please find something to nibble on and practice, pillows, pillars, whatever you want!" Gao Moumou firmly vetoed.
"No, pillows, inflatable dolls, I've tried them all, but I don't feel it at all. I want to have the kind of moist lips of a real person and let me practice!Especially the entanglement of the tongue, please, Gao Moumou, you are the only one among my friends who can help me!"
"Then I'll show you a clear path, two blocks outside the campus, where the girls have first-class ventriloquist skills, and you can learn a set of kiss skills that will satisfy your girlfriend. Gao Moumou pointed out a clear way.
"No way, I'm definitely not sorry for Xiaomei! Zhuge Yue refused: "So, Gao Moumou, help me." Don't worry, the two of us know each other so well, there will be no problem. Also, I have prepared plastic wrap, so if you're really shy, we can practice through the plastic wrap first!"
"Even if I had plastic wrap, I couldn't help you! You've got water in your brain, and I'm still in my right. You can't be sorry for your girlfriend, can I just make my girlfriend sad? So absolutely not, you're going to die of this heart! Hey, wait, what are you doing? Hmm!"
Then there was the sound of Gao Moumou struggling fiercely, mixed with the sound of things falling.
When Song Shuhang heard this, his calves trembled. Damn, Gao Moumou's chastity won't be lost, right?
As a good roommate, does he want to go in to help at this time? Or wait quietly outside for Gao Moumou to be violated, and then go in to comfort him?
After thinking about it, he felt that he had better compromise and wait two minutes before going in, right?
After all, what if Gao Moumou is a tsundere and says don't want it, but his body is very honest?
A little more than a minute later.
When Song Shuhang was still struggling with whether to enter the house, the bedroom door was opened.
Zhuge Yue, who had short blond hair, looked satisfied, and pushed the door out with a red face.
Song Shuhang's current eyesight is very good, just a glance, and he clearly saw a dead face and a blank look on the bed, like Gao Moumou who had been broken.
When Zhuge Yue opened the door, he suddenly saw Song Shuhang standing outside the door with a tangled face. He (she) was stunned for a moment, the smug smile on his face quickly faded, and a shy red glow climbed up his cheeks - he (she) still knew how to be shy?
"Haha, you're done? Song Shuhang imitated the pharmacist's kind of whirl-haha laughter, trying to gently expose the matter and avoid embarrassment.
Zhuge Yue blinked, and immediately showed a hearty and generous smile, he (she) stretched out his right hand towards Song Shuhang: "Hello, my name is Zhuge Yue, and I am Gao Moumou's childhood sweetheart." ”
"Hello, I'm Gao Moumou's roommate, Song Shuhang. Shuhang stretched out his hand and carefully shook it with Zhuge Yue. Very delicate small hands, and the palms are small, so it is inferred that the probability of being a woman is relatively large.
But seeing Gao Moumou in the bedroom who was like being played bad-if he was forcibly kissed by a girl, it shouldn't be bad like this, right? So Shuhang immediately felt in his heart that Zhuge Yue was more likely to be a man.
"Nice to meet you. Gao Moumou is a little proud, and his personality is awkward to death, so please take care of him. Zhuge Yue smiled, very ladylike.
If you just look at her current performance, who would have thought that she forcibly kissed Gao Moumou more than a minute ago and completely broke the other party?
"It's so polite, in fact I was taken care of more by them. Song Shuhang replied with a smile.
"Speaking of which, where do I seem to have heard the name of classmate Song Shuhang?" Zhuge Yue blinked and thought about it.
Song Shuhang: "Probably not, it's the first time I've met Zhuge Yue." ”
"No, my memory can't be wrong. Where should I have heard your name. Zhuge Yue frowned and thought hard.
After a while, Zhuge Yue suddenly clapped his palms and said, "I remembered!--Song Shuhang, have you offended anyone recently?"
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