Bai senior two: "As long as I laugh happily, even if you pass." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info I've let you go so many times before, you must have seen a lot of jokes when you went back, right?"

Song Shuhang: "......"

Seeing that Song Shuhang didn't answer, Senior Bai raised his eyebrows slightly: "Why, you didn't collect jokes?" Or did you not take the jokes I wanted to hear at all?"

Song Shuhang hurriedly said: "Cough, in fact, Senior Bai, when you pulled me in, I was watching a joke!"

"Well, I believe you, so tell the joke. "Senior Bai said.

"However, the jokes I read are not easy to tell. If you say it, you'll kill me. Song Shuhang said honestly. Now, I have to confess to Senior Bai two. It's best to be able to use other methods instead of 'jokes' to get through the test as before.

"Tell it, I'll kill you?" Sounds like a lot of fun...... "After thinking about it, Senior Bai said, "Why don't you try to tell it and let me hear it?" ”

Hah, let the white seniors have the desire to kill him...... It's not too easy, okay.

Song Shuhang opened his mouth and said, "Hehe, when you have long hair...... Beep beep beep ~ ~ "

was silenced.

"If you really want to die, I can also fulfill you, Song Shuhang. Senior Bai smiled and said, "In addition, what I want you to tell is a joke...... Instead of poking me black history. ”

"Actually, I've always found this paragraph very interesting. Song Shuhang said seriously: "In any case, Senior Bai just now, you already had the idea of 'killing me', right? So, I won." I will accept the information related to the life and death of Confucianism!"

Shiro-senpai two: "......"

"Or are you going to go back on your word, Senior Bai?" Song Shuhang added.

"Hehehehehe. Senior Bai said: "Okay, it doesn't hurt to tell you - the evil lotus in the Nine Shadows World and the Confucian gentleman Golden Lotus can open up a small world in the world they are in." Now, this information is confirmed to be reliable. ”

"Isn't that really a small world being able to open up, and the wishes of Confucianism for hundreds or thousands of years can be realized......" Song Shu Hangdao said. When he was possessed by the 'rune' before, he heard the exchange between the Confucian elders and the 'Golden Lotus'. Confucianism cultivated this 'gentleman golden lotus' in order to open up a realm and open up a small world that was enough for Confucian disciples to survive.

But suddenly, Song Shuhang's voice froze: "Wait a minute, it's a major matter related to the life and death of Confucianism." Could it be that after the Confucian Golden Lotus Space is opened up, there will be potential safety hazards? Or will the Evil Lotus Space be connected with the Golden Lotus Space? Or even through the Evil Lotus Space, the Golden Lotus Space will explode all at once?"

Bai Senior Two: "It's not as exaggerated as you think, but the Evil Lotus Space and the Golden Lotus Space are indeed connected." As long as you use a certain method, you can directly enter the Golden Lotus Space through the Evil Lotus Space of the Nine Nether Worlds. ”

Song Shuhang sighed, in that case, the golden lotus space in the Confucian world would be equivalent to a sheep entering the mouth of a tiger.

"And more importantly, in the Nine Nether World, there is a guy who is not weaker than me who is preparing to enter the 'Evil Lotus Space' through the 'Evil Lotus Space' of the Nine Nether Worlds as a springboard. This is what I call the 'Confucian catastrophe of life and death'. Bai senior two added.

"Isn't that weaker than Senior Bai, Senior Bai, are you very strong?" Song Shuhang blurted out subconsciously, as soon as these words came out, he wanted to give himself a mouthful - the problem of being straightforward and fast-talking would always pop out again when Song Shuhang felt that he had recovered from his illness, so that he could re-experience the pain of the recurrence of the old disease.

"Hehehe. Senior Bai smiled lightly.

"Ahem, what's that...... Senior Bai, I mean I want to ask, Senior Bai, how powerful are you?" Song Shuhang hurriedly remedied.

Make up for the dead, as much as you can make up.

"Hehe, if you have to ask this question...... I'll give you a hypothesis. If I jump to the 'Golden Lotus Space' through the 'Evil Lotus Space', I can kill all the Confucian personnel with one hand, from the old to the young, from humans to beasts, from magic weapons to buildings. Bai Senior Two said lightly.

"A hand?" Song Shuhang secretly swallowed.

"Well, one hand, no more. "Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang suddenly felt that his legs were a little weak, and the combat power of Bai Senior Two sounded even stronger than the Bai Venerable in the present world. And he did this and so much in front of Bai Senior Two just now, will he be pinched to death by Bai Senior Two with one finger?

"Now you know you're scared?" said Haku-senpai with a smile.

"By the way, I remember that you can't get out of the 'Nine Shadows World' now, right?" Song Shuhang suddenly thought of this.

"Hehe, have you forgotten the connection between this Evil Lotus Space and the Golden Lotus Space? if that guy who is not weaker than me succeeds...... There is always a way to find a similar way to leave the Nine Shadows World. Bai senior two prompted.

"Senior Bai, if I admit my mistake now, will it be too late?" Song Shuhang asked with a serious face.

"So, tell me a funny joke, a funny joke, or a joke that makes me feel like I want to kill you, and I can let you out of this 'infinite retake space', that's what you call this space. "Senior Bai said.

Going around and around, and back here.

Song Shuhang: "Senior Bai, don't you have any other hobbies except jokes?

"In my life...... Just counting on jokes to live. Senior Bai said calmly.

Your life's hope is too cheap!

So, do I really want to tell evil jokes to the two seniors?

I always feel that if I tell evil jokes, I will drag myself into a place from which I will never recover.

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Song Shuhang thought for a moment, and suddenly ...... He thought of another, more important thing.

Song Shuhang: "Senior Bai, even if you tell me the information of this catastrophe of Confucianism, what can I do?"

The existence of the Confucian 'Junzi Golden Lotus' is the biggest secret of Baiyun Academy now-about the 'Junzi Golden Lotus', Baiyun Academy has not told anyone.

Even if Song Shuhang got the fact that the 'Evil Lotus Space' and the 'Golden Lotus Space' would be connected, how would he pass on this news to Baiyun Academy?

Do you want to tell the other party: There is a problem with your family's golden lotus, and the small world opened up will be directly connected to the evil lotus of the Nine Shadows World?

In this case, he still has to explain to the Confucian people where he got the 'Golden Lotus Space' from. Moreover, Confucianism has been preparing for the 'Golden Lotus Space' for hundreds of thousands of years, and it is impossible to stop the plan to open up the 'Golden Lotus Space' because of his words and information.

"Hehe, you're on point. Senior Bai said: "Since I came to you, it means that I have a solution in my hand, although it may not be successful, but you can try it." ”

"Please teach me how to do it. "Song Shu Channel.

"I have a set of methods here, after you learn it, go to the Confucian Golden Lotus Space, and then use this method to brand your own mark in the Golden Lotus Space. At that time, you will become the master of the Golden Lotus Space, and you should be able to prevent that guy from entering the Golden Lotus Space through the 'Evil Lotus Space' as a springboard. "Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "The question is, how do I enter the Golden Lotus Space. Moreover, with my strength, can I become a master of space? Even if I become a master of space, will I be able to resist the guy you said about entering the 'Golden Lotus Space'?"

He is not a Confucian disciple, and Confucianism will definitely not let him have a chance to enter the 'Golden Lotus Space' in a short period of time.

"That's what you're going to worry about. Senior Bai shrugged his shoulders - he could only help everyone here.

In fact, as he had said before to the Liquid Metal Ball, it would not hurt him whether the Liquid Gold Ball was a success or a failure.

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After thinking for a while, Song Shuhang asked, "Senior Bai, can I teach the methods you taught me to others, for example, the disciples of Confucianism?"

The Golden Lotus Space is a space cultivated by Confucianism for hundreds of years, and it is not appropriate for Song Shuhang to become the master of this space. If you can, leave it to the Confucian disciples to deal with it themselves.

"Whatever you want, I'm just doing what I can myself. As for how you're going to stop 'that guy,' it's none of my business. "Bai senior two doesn't care.

Then, Senior Bai will teach Song Shuhang the method of leaving a mark in the 'Golden Lotus Space'. The process is not complicated...... It is to pose a lot, cooperate with the true qi or spiritual power in the body, turn into a brand, and stay in the golden lotus space. It's like dancing a dance.

White seniors two, dancing is very good.

However, there is no guarantee that this method will be successful. He just watched the liquefied metal ball leave an imprint in the 'Evil Lotus Space', and in theory, the method that could leave an imprint in the Evil Lotus should also be feasible in the Golden Lotus.

"If it doesn't work, you can do it the other way around. "Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang: "......"

It's so unreliable.

"Well, the things to be told to you, the things to be taught to you, are done. Now, time is of the essence. In the Nine Nether World, the guy who is not weaker than me has already branded it in the 'Evil Lotus Space', if you move a little slower, the Confucian Golden Lotus Space will bloom, and it will have to skip over the Nine Nether World. By then, you'll be too late. "Senior Bai said.

"I'll be back right away. Song Shuhang nodded.

"Hmm...... Finally, have you forgotten something? If you want to leave, tell me a joke to amuse me, or tell a joke that makes me feel the urge to kill you. "Senior Bai said.

Song Shuhang: "......"

"Time is of the essence. Senior Bai floated in the void: "Perhaps, if you want to help Confucianism, you just need to take a few minutes, think about it carefully." ”

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Song Shuhang would never tell an evil joke in front of Senior Bai - however, an idea crossed his mind at this time, and he thought of an interesting topic from a long time ago.

"Senior Bai, if you have to say it, then I'll talk about one. Song Shuhang looked serious and asked, "A little white ...... Oh no, a little white ...... That's not right, what is the value of a novice and a novice?"

Shiro-senpai two: "......"

Is there anything funny about this topic?

However, seeing Song Shuhang's serious face, he replied cooperatively: "Okay, 2 Xiaobai." ”

"Congratulations, you got the wrong answer!" Song Shuhang smiled proudly: "The answer is the little white rabbit." ”

"......" Bai senior two: "Reason?"

"Because, ah, one...... Oh no, one white plus one white equals 2 whites. 2 whites are whites. By the way, two is the number 2 in a language in the world right now, and that thing is called 'English'. Two is pronounced 'rabbit' in Chinese, so the answer is the little white rabbit!"

Senior Bai pinched his chin and thought about it.

After thinking for a while, he finally understood the joke of the question: "Hahaha, it's kind of interesting." ”

"Uh-huh, how's it going, interesting, right?" Song Shuhang said expectantly.

"For a moment, I really felt the urge to beat you up, okay, this time you're qualified. Senior Bai waved his hand.

Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the real world.

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When he returned, he found himself lying on a bench, and Yu Jiaojiao and Su Shi Ah Sixteen were sitting not far away, chatting about something interesting in a low voice.

After hearing the sound of Shuhang getting up, Su Shi Ah Sixteen turned his head: "Shuhang, you are awake." ”

"Hmm...... Once again, I came out of that space without a hitch. Song Shuhang sighed.

"This time, do you want to tell a joke to the senior who can't be named?" asked Yu Jiaojiao.

Song Shuhang nodded with a dry smile.

"Then, did you tell that senior any 'evil jokes'?" Yu Jiaojiao said expectantly.

"Jiaojiao, what picture are you making up in your head? Song Shuhang sighed: "I didn't tell 'evil jokes', at that time, I had an idea, thought of a brain teaser, and passed the test in confusion." By the way, now is not the time to talk about these things. Are they there?"

"Senior Bai seems to have been mysteriously invited away by the disciples of Confucianism, as if he was going to invite him to participate in a big Confucian event. Su Shi Ah Sixteen Dao, as she spoke, "I guess that the activities mentioned by Confucianism should be related to that gentleman golden lotus." (To be continued.) )