Chapter 274: Accidental
"Huh?" Bao Nishuang looked at Lu Yifan with a confused expression.
Bang Bang Bang !!
Lu Yifan slapped his backhand and threw it directly on Bao Nishuang's face.
Without saying a word, another leg cut off the Chinese football team's best son and grandson kicked directly on Bao Nishuang's crotch!
The goods were kicked out of the window by Lu Yifan and fell downstairs.
At the same time, a stream of red blood rushed out of the crotch of his pants, and before he could land, he joined the eunuch team with honor!
"Sister Nimei...... Good ......"
Seeing the scene in front of him, Ding Jianguo couldn't help cheering, and his hanging heart finally let go.
But at the same time, at the moment when the breath she was carrying dissipated.
The medicinal power that had already entered the limbs and hundreds of bones instantly counterattacked, completely capturing her last trace of sobriety.
Ding Jianguo's mind is cloudy at the moment, his eyes are foggy, the surface of his skin has already turned a hot pink, and his heart is becoming more and more longing.
The power of the medicine has made Ding Jianguo no longer sober.
She instinctively walked in front of Lu Yifan, her delicate body shook slightly, her arms hung on Lu Yifan's neck, and her bright red lips kissed Lu Yifan fiercely.
"Husband...... I want you...... I want you to ...... now."
Lu Yifan knew that Ding Jianguo's medicinal power had taken effect.
I couldn't care so much, so I hugged her to bed and began to do the detoxification for her in a frenzy.
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"Ah!!!h
The next morning.
Ding Jianguo covered his chest tightly with the quilt, and his eyes were full of grief and indignation.
The floor was a mess, and there were patches of red on the sheets.
Socks, shoes, and pants can be seen everywhere, and there is a strong ambiguous atmosphere in the house.
Feeling the pain like a tear below, Ding Jianguo knew that he had lost his body!
"Am I being tainted by that guy from Bao Nishuang?"
Ding Jianguo thought about it carefully, and what flashed in his mind was actually the figure of his roommate Lu Nimei!
Turning on the phone, Ding Jianguo found that Lu Nimei had sent her a > Lu Nimei: "Jianguo, I'm sorry, I had to lily with you once yesterday in order to save you."
My internship period is up, and I'm leaving today, don't read it. ”
Seeing this WeChat, Ding Jianguo was still a little confused.
That medicine is just an ordinary kind of medicine, and it can be done by venting it a few times with your hands or with tools, so even a woman can cure Ding Jianguo.
It's just that Ding Jianguo didn't expect that his first time was actually handed over to his roommate!
"I ...... I'm actually a lily!" Ding Jianguo covered his hot cheeks, and then shyly covered his head with the quilt.
After a long time, Ding Jianguo smiled happily!
Lily is just that, anyway, as long as he is not tainted by Bao Nishuang, what does it matter?
However, poor Ding Jianguo didn't know that Lu Nima ...... In fact, it is a women's clothing boss!
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Lu Yifan, who has recovered his male body, is extremely happy at the moment.
He sat in a taxi and asked the driver to go to Dong Qianqian's villa, ready to meet his little wives who he hadn't seen for a long time.
Bite!
The mobile phone shook: King Yama invited King Qin Guang, King Chujiang, and Emperor Song to ...... Wheel King, enter the Heavenly Court chat group.
Lu Yifan looked at the news prompt, good guy, all the kings of the ten halls of Hades are here.
With new immortals joining, the chat group is even more lively.
Wen Quxing: "Hey, you ten halls of Yama, except for the king of Yama, why did you only join the group now?" Say, did you hear that you want to give out red envelopes when you join the group, so you have been refusing to join!"
Electric Mother: "Welcome to the ten Hades (three clapping palms). ”
The third prince of Nezha: "Before the Dragon King of the Four Seas came, the forces of the sea gathered in the group, and now the Bodhisattva of the Earth and the Ten Palaces of Yama have all joined the group, and the forces of the underworld have also arrived."
Hee-hee-hee, you can have fun in the future!"
Then, a bunch of immortals began to swipe the screen, there were welcomes, greetings, and debt collections......
Jade Emperor: "The immortals are quiet, and the Ten Halls Hades have something to say." ”
King Qin Guang: "First of all, thank you for your enthusiasm, this king is deeply moved. In the future, the connection between heaven and earth will be even closer, and the Jade Emperor's move is far-sighted and meritorious.
It is a great blessing for the Three Realms to have such a Ming Jun!"
King Chu Jiang: "Big brother said it well, seconded it!"
Emperor Song: "I agree with the second brother and second!"
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Wheel King: "I agree with all my brothers, second!"
A gentle slap on the back made the Jade Emperor feel more comfortable.
Jade Emperor: "King Qin Guang, what are you talking about the truth? Don't you know how to write the word low-key?"
How many times have you told the people of your prefecture that you have learned from me, the spirit of modesty and low-key, why don't you know how to implement it?"
King Qin Guang: "dei, dei, dei, the Jade Emperor speaks dei!"
King Chu Jiang: "Big brother said it well, seconded it!"
Emperor Song: "I agree with the second brother and second!"
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Wheel King: "I agree with all my brothers, second!"
All the immortals together: "(Countless expressions of contempt)!"
Lu Yifan was also happy.
The emotional king of Yama invited all his other nine sycophants to the group!
The immortals fart and chat, a harmony.
Suddenly, Monk Sha came out: "Yo, isn't this the Ten Pits of the Underworld, why are they all here?"
It is said that after the incision, the inside of the body is all black.
This sand monk's belly black and tearing ability is really not ordinarily strong!
In a word, he directly offended all the Ten Hall Yamas!
The Ten Palaces of Yama are so angry!
Like the Jade Emperor, playing games is a first-class pit.
Wen Neng hangs up and sprays his teammates, and Wu Neng crosses the tower to send people's heads. You can go into a single one-on-five, and you can sit and wait for twenty votes when you retreat. In the front, he can fly to save the disabled enemy, and in the back, he can put the wall to block his teammates. If you are quiet, you will not see anyone for a hundred years, and if you move, you will send a super god for thousands of miles. Heroic flash to send a blood, sell up teammates without looking back. Downwind and waves, against the wind. Ask how much sorrow you can have, just like five people and four pits 20 votes.
These few words are perfectly appropriate for the Ten Halls Yama!
Playing Glory of Kings, the bureau score is 2.0, and no one reports it and deducts points.
Recently popular chicken games, they almost put the handle into a box.
A few days ago, Dichou Studio released another "QQ Speed", and they went up to play, but they never ran to the finish line.
You can't even get a primary driver's license!
If there is only one person, the pit will be pitted.
The scariest thing is that if they want to play, ten of them must play together!
The gods who played the game with them were all about to collapse!
But like the Jade Emperor, they like to play games, and they don't let others say that they are pits.
King Qin Guang: "Monk Sha, you dare to bully our ten brothers like this." Hmph, aren't you just a shutter?
It's ridiculous, you're a shit in front of all of you!
Do you dare to fight with my brother ten?"
(End of chapter)