Chapter 298: I Told You Not to Wash Your Hands
The next day, Chihara Rin woke up early, touched the side but was empty, only shallow residual warmth, and couldn't help but feel lost for a moment - if he could see Ningzi in his arms in the morning, it should be a beautiful scenery, if he could kiss and hug again, it would naturally be more pleasant.
It's a pity that my girlfriend is used to getting up before dawn, and she runs away early, and she loses a lot of warmth!
He was silent for a while, looked out the window, was only a little white, turned around and closed his eyes again, and then went back to sleep.
Except for a small number of staff on duty today, the crew is on collective vacation, and the soldiers under him are gone, and he has nothing to do as a general, so it is better to rest and sleep lazy.
It's been so busy, it's really time to take a good rest.
He slept for almost three hours in one breath, and when he woke up naturally, the sky was already bright, he stretched his waist and sat up, only to feel a little sour and uncomfortable - not because he slept directly on the tatami mat, but because he hadn't slept for so long for a long time, and his body was a little flattered and not very adaptable.
He sat there and moved his body for a while, and then put on the loose loungeclothes that Ningzi had placed neatly on his side, and then went to wash barefoot. After washing up, I slowly shook my hands to the dining room, sat down and waited for breakfast, and yawned a lot by the way.
Ning Zi noticed him coming in the kitchen, and looked at his lazy appearance and smiled: "Good morning, Qianyuan-kun." ”
Rin Chihara also smiled and said, "Good morning, hard work." ”
While he was talking, Ning Zi had already put breakfast on the table.
It was a normal breakfast, but the wild vegetable dumplings, grilled salmon, tamagoyaki omelet, miso soup, rice, seven or eight kinds of pickles, and various lacquered dishes and wooden bowls were spread out on the small half table in a blink of an eye.
Chihara Rin took the chopsticks and clapped his palms, and ate with a soft cry of "I'm moving", and he was used to this treatment - if he said that he paid more attention to which meal, in the opinion of a housewife, it would be breakfast.
After the children go to school and the husband goes to work, they generally don't come back to eat at noon, and the lunch is a matter of making a bento for housewives, and the bento can't make many tricks, at least it can't be hot food, and the taste is extremely limited.
Then it's dinner, the child is back from school, the husband is not necessarily, theoretically six o'clock to work, nine o'clock can come back is good, that time eighty percent have already eaten, come back at most and then cushion the cushion, serious eating is unlikely.
Lunch and dinner can't be eaten together, breakfast is naturally paid special attention by housewives, and it is a meal that must be made - if there are conditions, it must be made beautiful and hearty, so as to "warm the stomach" and "warm the heart", so that the husband and children can start the day happily.
It is said that it is rare to see a serious breakfast shop, which is the reason why there are too many professional housewives, everyone eats breakfast at home, and the business of this kind of shop is naturally bleak, and over time, it can only be regarded as a small business attached to some restaurants and convenience stores, making a small amount of money for single dogs, and there is no special business in this business.
In the past, Rin Chihara would buy a rice ball or a doughnut in the morning and eat breakfast, but now that he has a girlfriend, whenever he can be at home, he must have a good meal - it's hard to say whether he has 100% of Ningzi's heart, but Ningzi has 100% mastered his stomach and has excellent cooking skills.
Of course, according to Rin Chihara's observations, Ningzi can't open a restaurant.
Ningzi is a very idle and focused type, she can spend two or three hours in the kitchen in order to make a good and beautiful ingredient, and finally make a food like a work of art, to open a store, it would be good to be able to feed three or five people in a busy day, you have to dry up the store, but change to be a girlfriend, that is perfect, there is nothing wrong with it!
Qianyuan Rin people ate very comfortably, with appropriate heat and cold, salty and delicious, and Ningzi also served a bowl of rice and sat opposite him to eat with him.
Chihara Rin looked up at her with a meal, the two of them were alone today, and they were idle, and then think about the slippery Ningzi - Ningzi has very good skin, slippery hands, body temperature is still low, and it is particularly cool to hold in his arms - he thinks about Ningzi's feel, and thinks that there is nothing to do today, and he thinks that it is not bad to spend a day with his girlfriend, so he can't help but smile.
And Ning Zi didn't know why, tilted his head slightly to look at him, and also squinted and smiled: "Did Qianyuan-kun think of anything interesting?"
"Ahem, it's nothing, it's just that it's rare to have time, I want to accompany you more, how about going to the backyard after breakfast?"
"Okay!"
Ningzi didn't have any opinions, anyway, she had a lot more free time than Chihara Rinto, so she could arrange it however she wanted, and Chihara Rin took another sip of soup and chatted: "By the way, how are the books selling?"
Ningzi's second travelogue has been published, and this Chihara Rin knows that he is busy, but he will also send emails to chat with Ningzi every day, and Ningzi shook his head lightly and said: "It didn't sell very well, the first edition was printed 5,000 copies, and it seems that only more than 1,600 copies were sold." ”
"It only sold a third in a month?" "Rin Chihara only knows a little about the publishing industry, but he knows that the new books on the shelves are selling exceptionally well, and it will get slower and slower in the future. He thought about it carefully and asked, "Didn't the last book sell well? Is it a publicity problem?"
Publishers don't pay much attention to it?
Ning Zi didn't care too much, and said casually: "The publicity is okay, maybe the last book is cheaper than the library version, and this is a single book is more expensive." ”
Chihara Rin is more competitive, and while sandwiching a piece of tamako for his girlfriend, he asked with concern: "Has the publishing house arranged a signing session for you? If so, do you want me to help you stand on the platform?"
He doesn't mind lending his fame to his girlfriend, and he doesn't even mind printing false advertisements such as "Uncle Chihara, a national teacher", on the book cover - he doesn't like the travelogue that Ning Zi tossed out, and thinks that the painting is okay, and most of the captions in it are moaning without illness - but in order for his girlfriend's book to sell better, he just insisted that he likes it very much, and no one can bite him if he doesn't read it for a day.
He was a good intention, after all, the two of them were one, and there was no need to distinguish between you and me, but Ning Zi squinted and gave him a big smile: "No." ”
"Really, don't you need it?" Rin Chihara is not bragging, if he goes to the platform, with his current appeal, he doesn't dare to say more, and it will definitely be no problem to sell more than a thousand copies a day.
"Not really. ”
Chihara Rin was speechless, and wanted to help his girlfriend, but his girlfriend seemed to think that he was troublesome, which was a little too disturbing, but he couldn't say anything, and if he wasn't happy, he wouldn't be happy, anyway, the family didn't expect Ningzi's royalties to eat - it was just right that he couldn't sell it, lest this guy be rich and worry about running out to play, so that he wouldn't be able to enjoy her smoothness and serving...... No, I can't be more considerate of her on weekdays.
Originally, he also planned to help Ning Zi promote it on the TV station, and fool his subordinates to buy it back and take a look, for example, as long as he has nothing to do with it, he will flip through it, and ensure that he doesn't even need to put a fart, and a lot of people will buy it back and think about it carefully, but Ning Zi doesn't seem to like others interfering in her affairs, so don't mess around, in case she kicks her hooves again, it's not cost-effective.
He put this matter aside, and when he saw that the meal was almost finished, he wiped his mouth and said, "Let's go to the backyard to cool off." ”
"Okay, wait until I've washed the dishes. ”
"No, put it there and turn around......" Chihara Rin hesitated, he didn't want to wash it, and said directly: "Let Chihaya and Hitomi wash them, you can't spoil them too much, and let them do some housework." ”
"They've done it!"
"Really?"
"Yes, they're all quite sensible. ”
Chihara Rin nodded slowly, it turns out that I didn't do housework in this house! Will my girlfriend have an opinion? If I was lazy like this at home according to the experience of my previous life, I would have been killed, right?
No, is that a hint that I am "ignorant"?
Before he could make up his mind, he suddenly heard Konoe Hitomi shouting: "Sister Ningzi, I'm hungry, give me food, I want to eat bacon, fry it crispy." ”
Ningzi said hello, got up and went to the kitchen, and Chihara Rin turned around in surprise, and saw Konoe Hitomi covering his head, wearing pajamas and pants, and walking in with a sad face, and couldn't help frowning and asking, "Why didn't you go to work?"
The crew of "O'Gie" is on vacation, but "Human Observation" is not, are you drunk and absent from work? Also, why are you so skilled at calling my girlfriend?
I have not enjoyed it many times since I worked hard to catch up with the master, but you enjoyed it first?
I've been playing too little lately......
As soon as Hitomi Konoe got up, he was still in a hangover and headache, he hadn't taken care of himself much, his hair was a little curled, and as soon as he entered the door, he sat far away from the other end of the table, and said depressedly: "I'm taking turns off today, Master." ”
Rin Chihara was a little unconvinced: "Really?"
"Really, I don't believe you called the program team to say hello, today is my rotation. ”
Rotational rest is also inevitable, in addition to rushing the construction period, you can't help but give people vacation, Chihara Rin had nothing to say for a while, but looking at her appearance, he got angry, and stretched out his hand to hook: "Don't sit so far, come, you come." ”
Hitomi Konoe looked at him for a moment, then asked vigilantly, "Is there something wrong, Master?"
"Don't ask so much, you come here first, I have something to say to you. ”
"No, Master. Konoe Hitomi was not stupid, he knew that nothing was good when he looked at his master's expression, and slowly shook his head: "You must have wanted to hit me twice because I drank too much, but you said that you could have a good time last night, and you didn't say that it was only for the crew of "Auji", you can't talk and don't count." ”
Rin Chihara was stunned for a moment, this guy has been learning smart recently......
He was embarrassed to say that he had planned it earlier, but he just wanted to hit these two goods a few times to dissipate his anger, so he could only smile and say: "Don't think about Master so stingy, come here, I want to ask you about the situation of "Human Observation". ”
"You don't care about last night?"
"I'm your master, and my words definitely count. ”
"That's fine. Hitomi Konoe sat down honestly, "You ask!"
Chihara Rin said directly: "I haven't paid much attention to your side recently, tell me in detail." ”
As he spoke, he glanced at the newspaper not far away, and felt that a roll should be a little powerful, and slowly began to reach out to that side - what was planned had to be done, and idleness was idle, and if he found a reason, he had to hit her twice.
Konoe Hitomi didn't notice anything, Chihara Rin always counted, she still had a very high degree of trust in this master, and immediately recalled, entered the working state, and said seriously: "At present, the ratings curve of "Human Observation" is stable, and the average time-sharing rating is maintained at about 23%, and the fluctuation range in the last few issues is about 0.5%, up and down. ”
Rin Chihara nodded slowly, as a variety show, the results were okay and stable, so he asked again: "How is the audience feedback survey?
"We've been working hard to update the project, and it's okay so far. ”
"What are the main program contents now?" Speaking of work, Chihara Rin gradually entered the state, and temporarily gave up the idea of giving these two disciples two times - he is now busy all day long, except for "Oki Ji", the TV series can't be divided into careful care, and "Human Observation" can only take a cursory look at big data, and if he really sits down and spends an hour watching an issue, he doesn't have that Spanish time.
Hitomi Konoe was well aware of the work he was currently responsible for, and immediately said, "At present, we are dividing the broadcasting companies into two categories, the 'Funny Couple Observation' for the artist humans, the 'Observation of the wife's reaction after the husband makes a strange life decision' for the vegan human, the 'Observation on the payment of ransom on behalf of the husband', and the restart of the '100 People Project' that you did before, Master. ”
"A brief introduction. ”
"Yes, Master. ”
Konoe Hitomi answered, and immediately spoke honestly.
Funny couple observation is to invite artists and husbands to do a show together, first tell your husband "For the sake of the show, let's play tricks on your wife together", such as asking your husband to pretend to have a stomach ache during the filming of the show, and then the pain is unbearable, and he bursts into an earth-shattering fart at his wife (the director will notify in advance, and the butt will hurt a little when the equipment sounds), and then observe the wife's reaction......
But in fact, he was teasing his husband with his wife, and when it was time for filming, his husband turned around and was about to make a shocking fart, and his wife, who had been prepared, shot his ass with a blow arrow - the husband was asked by the choreographer to pout his ass and wait for the "earth-shattering noise", and he had to endure the pain in his buttocks, but there was no sound of pain, so the audience could carefully observe his confused and incomprehensible face.
This is to invite a funny artist to perform, but the audience looks like that effect, and the amateur material is a passerby actor, such as a husband who suddenly said that he plans to go to Spain to learn bullfighting, and aspires to become an excellent bullfighter in the future, at this time, what will the wife react to, and the audience can laugh and observe.
It's like paying a ransom on behalf of a young man, a young man in the park saw an old man suddenly faint, and hurriedly went to help, and then the old man handed him a bag containing five million yen, and asked him to send it to a certain place in the park quickly, and then you can observe whether this person will send it, and if it is delivered, this person will also find out that he has come to pay the ransom - in order to redeem the old man's beautiful and cute little granddaughter, but after the kidnappers have collected the money, they will ask some strange questions and demands.
Are you and your little granddaughter a couple? No? Why are you here? Oh, yes? So how do you prove that you are a couple? Are you a scumbag, do you plan to abandon from start to end? No? How can you prove that you don't have this intention? Will you get married, what kind of wedding do you plan to have?
If we don't make it clear, even if we are kidnappers, for the sake of this lovely girl's lifelong happiness, we will not let her go!
As for the 100-person project, it was used a long time ago, and this is the second time it has been activated.
For example, in the smoking room, two people have just finished smoking, and suddenly 100 people are squeezed in, and they light a fire and smoke together, and the smoke is billowing out; for example, in the sauna room, someone is about to be dizzy, and is about to leave, and suddenly 100 people are squeezed in, and this person can't get out; or in a large restaurant, one person is eating, and suddenly all the 100 people around him fall silently......
How these people will react, the audience can take a good look at it.
Hitomi Konoe has really put a lot of effort into it, not only is it clear about the filming process, but also all kinds of data from the audience and ratings are also at her fingertips, and even "Funny Couple Observation" and "Ransom Payment Observation" are made by her, and finally said seriously: "Master, I have lived up to your trust, you handed over "Human Observation" to me, and I didn't let my grades drop too much. ”
Rin Chihara nodded slowly, he didn't find anything wrong with listening to it for a long time, and it was probably like that if he was replaced, it was a funny variety show, in addition to fighting his brain, the technical content was just like that.
He couldn't help but slowly show a relieved smile and praised: "Good job, Hitomi, you...... You've grown up!"
It's really practiced, who would have thought that this passerby actor who was chased by the assistant director and hit the head can now host a first-line amateur variety show without any mistakes?
A show that has been on the air for more than two years, and it can still maintain its results without dropping much, it's really okay.
This guy has really worked hard, and he has really practiced, maybe he can really give her more important tasks!
Konoe Hitomi bent her eyebrows for a moment, and she couldn't help but be happy, but she immediately put on a shrewd and serious face again, bowed her head and said, "Thank you for the compliment!" After a pause, she finally couldn't help it, raised her eyebrows and smiled, and said happily: "Master, I was angry with you yesterday, and your character will definitely repair me today, have you not found a reason to beat me now?"
You can touch your master's mind quite accurately......
Chihara Rin raised his eyebrows, but he was a reasonable person, and he couldn't do anything about beating his apprentice for no reason, but seeing that Ningzi brought Konoe Hitomi's breakfast, and Konoe Hitomi was no longer afraid of him at this time, he called "I'm moving" and took the chopsticks to pick up the bacon, and took a big bite of the beautiful and crispy - okay, it's okay, go to sleep after eating, and finally take a day off and have a full sleep!
Rin Chihara looked at her with a relaxed expression, his heart moved, and he immediately asked, "Did you wash up after you got up?"
"Huh?"
"No!" Chihara Rin rolled up a roll of newspaper and hit her on the head, scolding: "Unruly guy, if you don't beat you for three days, you will be lawless?" I let you not wash your face, I let you not wash your hands, I let you drink so much wine......"
Konoe Hitomi's head was knocked with a bang, and he sat there aggrievedly and was beaten, and Ning Zi smiled and persuaded: "Okay, Chihara-kun, Hitomi drank too much yesterday, and now she must be uncomfortable, so don't do this." ”
Chihara Rin means what he means, he didn't have any strength in his hands at all, and when he heard the words, he dropped the newspaper and scolded with a smile: "Okay, I will spare you this time, and you will not be allowed to drink so much wine in the future, do you hear?"
"I hear you, Master. ”
"Let's eat!"
Konoe Hitomi touched his head and started to eat breakfast stupidly, the master is too rogue, and this fight still hasn't been dodged, and Chihara Rin just turned his head and wanted to turn around and go to the backyard to cool off together, when the phone rang.
He picked it up and looked at it, immediately connected, and asked with a smile, "Miss Murakami, what's wrong?
Everyone at work looks like a dog, but it's not necessarily when you're drunk. Hundreds of people, it's not surprising that there was a person who got drunk and kicked the garbage can as a ball last night, and was detained by the police - it's not a big deal, it often goes out, there is no family, just find a cadre to pay a fine and take the person out.
He didn't think anything big had happened recently, and he was still joking there, but Iori Murakami's voice was very serious: "It's a big deal, Chihara, come to the TV station right away." ”