"You're stupid!"

Su Yuelan raised her hand and knocked on his head: "You don't know how hateful the villains are now?" I like to run to other people's restaurants, stuff one or two cockroaches into the dishes, and say that this is the restaurant's business." Tap to eat the overlord meal, and the point is blackmail. These two guys are more serious than blackmail, most likely ...... Most of the time, it is to make our business that just happened to collapse again. ”

"You think, how scary it is for so many customers to suddenly see cockroaches in their dishes. ”

Her face was full of panic, and she raised a hand to cover her mouth.

Obviously, this horror was too much for her life to bear.

Xia Fan began to pay attention, pulled Su Yuelan to the door, and asked her to point out which two people were for herself. Then, he nodded vigorously: "That's right, I'm sure they're not good enough to come up with such a despicable trick." Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? But don't worry, boss, I've already figured out a way to slap them in the face. ”

He raised his hand and snapped his fingers.

The snap suddenly made Su Yuelan smile.

He grabbed Xia Fan's hand and shook it: "You are the best." Knowing that you can solve this problem, you are a little bit of a power in my heart. ”

She tilted her head slightly, like looking at a superman who could do anything.

Xia Fan asked: "So boss, are you in love with me? Why are you so fast? Although I admit that I am very manly and charming, I am popular with thousands of young women and thousands of girls. But you fell in love with me so quickly, and put on the appearance of wanting to throw yourself into my arms, and I advised you not to do it. ”

The more he spoke, the more serious he became.

"Because for men, the easier it is to get, the less you cherish it, but if you can't help it, then love me hard. ”

He stretched out his arms and was about to hug Su Yuelan.

hugged the air and screamed.

As soon as Su Yuelan stretched out her hand, she twisted it on his left chest.

Xia Fan was about to cry, covering his left chest and crying bitterly: "Oh, it's about to be pinched off, you are so cruel!

Su Yuelan pursed her lips and said in a low voice, "Hurry up and tell me your way!"

Xia Fan whispered in her ear.

A warm breath poured into Su Yuelan's ears, making her feel very comfortable.

I couldn't help but put my ear over and accidentally touched Xia Fan's mouth.

She said angrily, "Xia Fan, you eat my tofu again." You talk as you speak, why do you kiss my ear with your mouth?"

Xia Fan was inexplicably aggrieved: "Woman, are you mistaken? Obviously, you kissed my mouth with your ear." ”

"You kissed my ear with your mouth!"

"You kissed me in the mouth with your ear!"

The two argued for about two or three minutes, and finally decided to get down to business, and then muttered again.

The two men outside were muttering, too.

But instead of muttering to each other, they turned to the guests around them:

"Do you feel like you're sane now? Is it fuzzy? When you think about being here, do you feel like you don't know where you're coming from, where you're going, why you're here?"

"Think about it, where did you go just now, why did you come here, did you get dazzled when that kid danced in the street, did you smell anything special?"

"Tell me, how many fingers are here? Looks like there's something wrong with you! I've spread out all my slaps, and you say there are only four! I must have been drugged, ah...... I'm sorry, I got the wrong hand! I only have four fingers in this slap!"

"This beauty, have you ever thought that you came to this restaurant because you were fascinated by someone? Actually, you didn't want to eat here, you just wanted to go home, or you wanted to go to a more upscale restaurant! Why did you come here? I advise you to think about it, don't fall into a trap!"

......

The two guys split up, constantly persuading and inducing the customers who were feasting on them. He also stared at their faces, hoping to find evidence of their ecstasy.

After about twenty minutes, they had a lot of gains, and they got a lot of scolding.

"Neurotic!"

"Idiot!"

"Silly nose!"

"Second goods!"

They went away full of hope and returned full of disappointment.

The only thing to be happy about is that there is a place to sit.

Sitting on the chair, you look at me and I look at you, looking at each other.

Da Hanjia shook his head: "It seems that they don't look like they have been poisoned by ecstasy." ”

Da Hanyi shook his head and nodded: "They are really going to be poisoned by Ecstasy, the medicinal properties must be very strong, so strong that they can't tell the difference, and we can't see it, what now?"

Da Hanjia said: "It seems that we can only use the second move, using our one-hit killing technique." ”

Speaking of which, the face is full of pride.

I put one hand in my trouser pocket and touched it, as if I was touching some treasure.

Da Han Yi nodded vigorously: "This is definitely a one-hit kill!"

After about ten minutes, their dishes were served.

It's fragrant and looks appetizing.

The two big men looked at each other and smiled, picked up the chopsticks, and were not in a hurry to use one blow to kill, eat some and then talk.

Then there is eating and drinking.

A period of time passed, and suddenly—

They stare at me and I stare at you, looking down at the rice bowls and dishes.

Da Hanjia: "What the hell is going on, what did we do?"

Da Han Yi scratched his scalp and expressed distress: "I don't know, I'm also depressed now." ”

The dishes in front of them were empty, not a drop of vegetable juice or a grain of rice left.

Da Hanjia touched his stomach and burped: "It's delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious meal, and I ate it all before I knew it, so I forgot that our one blow will kill." ”

Da Han Yi nodded, quite satisfied.

He touched his stomach and decided: "We can only order another meal." ”

Then he called Su Yuelan over.

Ten minutes later, the meal came up.

After another ten minutes, the two big men glared at me and I glared at you again.

At the same time, he said, "How...... Eat all these dishes again?"

Then he shook his head in unison.

Da Hanjia sighed and said, "Alas, it's so delicious." ”

Continued to order a third meal.

On the second floor opposite, a fat pig-like woman was confused and angry, clutching the table board tightly.

"These two idiots!!Did I tell them to eat?Did I tell them to eat?!! Ah?!!!"

At the kitchen door, a man and a woman were secretly watching.

Xia Fan was a little confused: "Boss, those two men won't be innocent, right? Did we misunderstand the man with cockroaches in his trouser pocket? Perhaps, he likes to treat insects as pets." ”

Su Yuelan was puzzled.

"They ate more than any other customer, and they ate so well that I would like to give them an award for the best diner in our restaurant. ”

Another twenty minutes later—

Xia Fan and Su Yuelan finally determined that the two guys really had a bad intention!

Suddenly, Da Hanjia shouted: "Ahhh