"Ding!~" The elevator stopped on the 15th floor.

Before the elevator door opened, I quickly shoved the rest of the bread in my mouth for the 13th time this month.

"Morning! As soon as my colleague Xiao He looked up, he saw me.

"Shh~" Because my mouth was stuffed with something, I had to draw it with my hand.

I made my way through the crowd, against all odds (the hateful postman left the package in the hallway again!hmph!you'd better not let me meet it today!) and rushed straight to the clock clock.

Before I could take out my timecard from the clock, I heard a magic voice behind me.

"Liang Xin Yu.! What reason do you have today?"

"Well, Director Gao, it's like this...... My little girl had acute gastroenteritis, and the diarrhea was too serious, so I sent him to the hospital early in the morning for emergency treatment. "Woo~ Xiaomi, I'm sorry for you!

First of all, this witch is the director of our personnel department.

Her name is the same as that of people, and it is a "noble pearl" that makes people want to laugh when they see it.

According to her explanation at the birthday party:

"I am the most noble pearl in the world~he~he~"

However, this is her one-sided statement, and in private, the whole company calls her "Ghost Pig!".

In the company, for all the negative things that happen, she is definitely the first suspect.

"Really?" Ghost Pig doesn't seem to believe it.

"Guarantee~Certificate!" I stretched out my hand and before I could take the oath, the manager of the business department suddenly appeared from the side.

"No wonder you called my house early in the morning to ask for the hospital's number, it turned out that Xiao Mi was sick, what's the matter, is it better?" asked Wei Wei with a look of concern.

"Well, it's much better! But now I'm still in the hospital for an intravenous drip, and I just didn't let me go, and I coaxed her for a long time to make an appointment to go to see her after work. "I was relieved that the savior had finally appeared.

"If you have time to gossip here, and don't go and sort out the documents for the meeting, you'd better not make any mistakes today......!

Before the dead pig could finish chattering, I quickly fled the scene and walked into the business office.

As soon as the front foot stepped into the office, the savior who had just started bombing again.

"I said Xiao Yu'er, if you are late next time, please have a good reason, what kind of Xiao Mi diarrhea? nonsense!" Wei Wei pulled the documents from the meeting from the filing cabinet.

"I didn't know I would be so unlucky, I have been met by ghost pigs 13 times in a row, and people really can't think of any other reason. ”

"If you let the ghost pig know that Xiao Mi is your poodle, I don't think you can finish eating and go around!" he shook his head.

I smiled and said, "Don't worry! If you don't say it, if I don't say it, who will know......!

...

After discussion and decision by the board of directors, next month, the head office will send three people to the Shanghai branch for the annual assessment, which is mainly focused on business, production and finance. The secretary of the chairman announced.

"The documents in your hands contain detailed descriptions of the content of the assessment, as well as the salary and benefits of the assigned personnel during the business trip...... And so on. "the pig and send the file to everyone.

"At present, the three best candidates have not yet been decided, and the company hopes that the managers of the business department, the finance department and the factory affairs department can take the initiative to recommend and submit a report on the relevant aspects next week. ”

After the meeting, everyone was talking to each other.

"Alas, why can't it be our turn to design department?" Xiao Wu of the design department said disappointedly: "People also want to go to Shanghai to play!"

"Do you want to go, don't waste time daydreaming!" The design head poured cold water on him: "Give me this month's product design plan first." ”

Then, I heard Xiao Wu singing his signature song helplessly~ "Balang is finely killed, Xikong is wrapped in silver, Wen is finely ordered to answer money" He sang while drawing ghost talismans.

Walking into the office, Wei Wei split his head and said, "Xiao Yu'er, are you interested in going to Shanghai?"

"Me?!" was a bolt from the blue.

"Don't tease me, let me go to the assessment? What are you kidding! At present, it would be good if I don't want to be blacklisted by the boss! I also want to climb mountains and cross the sea, not to mention that people are reluctant to leave you. ”

Wei Wei looked at me, smiled and said, "Reluctant to me? Forget it! I'm not as blessed as Haosheng! But seriously, you should think about it." ”

"Let's talk about it!" I really don't have much interest in Shanghai.

＊＊＊＊＊＊

Finally, it was lunchtime, and I ate a Polo bread in the morning, and such a thing was digested as early as halfway through the meeting.

Now my stomach is empty, just waiting for this moment.

"Wei Wei, let's go to dinner together!" I packed all the papers on the table.

"Okay, what do you want to eat?" he replied cheerfully.

"Go to Friday's! You owe me a 'fried prawn' last time. "Hey, hey, I've been planning this meal for a long time.

"I knew you wouldn't have any kind eyes, so good that you asked me to have lunch?" Wei Wei immediately found out.

"Alas~ Who promised to take good care of me in the first place? "I use powerful tricks.

Wei Wei said helplessly: "Okay, good, good! It's my own bad luck, why don't I promise Haosheng if I have nothing to do, and say that during his business trip, I will definitely take care of you." ”

He thought for a moment and then said, "But I didn't promise to take all three meals for you? No! No, when he comes back, I want him to compensate me for all my losses." ”

I rolled my eyes at him: "It's a shame that you still say that you are talking about worshipping brothers who share hardships, and you can just invite a guest to be so instigated! The relationship between the four years of college is not worth a few dollars, I think Ah ......."

Before I could figure out what to say, Wei Wei hurriedly said, "I see, I'd better quickly plug your mouth with prawns."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took my hand and hurried out the door.

※..

This dead Wei Wei, the weather is so hot, and I let the delicate me take the No. 11 bus.

In this short 200-meter journey, how many bottles of [XK2] need to be applied to come back white?

I think this truth is something that men can never understand.

I finally made it to my destination, and when I entered the door, I found the coolest place to sit down.

When the waiter brought the menu and was about to ask, I said, "I want a fried prawn!" without thinking, "I want a fried prawn!"

"What about you, sir?" asked Wei Wei as he turned.

"Then let's have two!"

Wei Wei is such a person, too lazy to think, and always orders the same thing with others.

According to him, the level of people who are qualified to eat with him will not be much worse, and because of this, the dishes ordered by the other party are generally not too unpalatable.

But he still suffered.

It's last year!

Once, Wei Wei and I went to a resort in Nancheng to discuss business.

For dinner, the customer asked for a "fried cricket".

When the waiter placed the whole plate of fried crickets in front of Wei Wei, he was so frightened that he could be described as "grass discolored"!

Fried crickets are quite fragrant!

But when I first saw it, I thought it was a little scary.

Its practice is 'piercing the heart with a sword'.

The french fries are fried whole through the "carcass" of the crickets, then fried back in the pan and sprinkled with salt and pepper.

I didn't eat a bite! I couldn't stand the disgusting look just by seeing it.

Poor Wei Wei, under the constant instigation of the customer, fought the spot and ate his 3 big crickets!

After returning home, it is said that after brushing his teeth 5 times in a row, he still dreamed of a group of crickets at night, jumping into his mouth one by one!!

＃～

"Hmmm! Crispy and delicious, it's really delicious!" I didn't forget to lick the small crumbs on my hands as I ate the last bite of the prawns.

"You also keep a bit of a lady's image!Hmm~Take it~ Wipe it with a tissue paper!"

When I looked up and was about to receive the paper, I was suddenly stunned by the sight in front of me.

"Wei Wei, did you say that Haosheng went on a business trip to Hong Kong?" I asked a little skeptically.

"That's right!" he said affirmatively.

"Then have you ever heard that Hao Sheng has a fraternal twin brother?"

Damn! How could there be two people who look so alike.

"Twins, Haosheng, your imagination is too rich. Wei Wei smiled and continued: "Don't worry! Haosheng is definitely the only heir of the Chen Group. ”

Since Wei Wei said that Haosheng has no brothers, then the person in front of me now, who is?

...

"honey~ People want to go to 101 to buy clothes later, can you go with me?"

The woman who looked very much like Haosheng's side, with a super voice, was desperately coquettish.

"Okay another day? I have business to do today. ”

"Hmm~ people don't care!Let's go~Let's go~" She grabbed the man's arm indiscriminately.

"It's really not going to work later! In this case, you go shopping first, buy it if you like, and sign my account." Without hesitation, he took out a card and handed it to her.

"You're the best~ [Haosheng]!!" Then he kissed him on the face: "Then you will remember to pick me up later." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she walked out first, leaving [Haosheng] to sit alone in her seat, looking at the documents seriously.

From the beginning to the end, I watched the show from the perspective of a bystander.

When I heard that last sentence, saying that I don't doubt it, it really slanders the natural nature of our women.

"Wei Wei, I'll go to the bathroom. ”

I decided to find out who this guy in front of me is, also named [Haosheng]!!

Is it really just a simple look-alike?

It happens to have the same name?(Can't you get a different surname?)

Or is it?