Chapter 2: Listening to the high arguments in the plate food market, I suddenly heard that the Demon Emperor wanted to swallow the witch
"Two distinguished guests, what are you talking about today?" Opposite Lao He, Zhang Zhong'er sat down a little casually, and the small bell hanging on the horn rang, "I'm afraid that I don't know much about it and let you two down." ”
Lao He and Xiao Jiao glanced at each other and showed a faint hint of a smile.
"Shopkeeper, what do you think of today's saints?"
When Zhang Zhong'er heard this, he stood up from the stool and politely hugged his fists, "I'm sorry, two." It's disrespectful to talk about the saint behind this, so I don't dare to talk about it!"
Lao He coughed lightly, "It's the dead of night and there is no one else, you talk to us, how can there be a third person who knows?"
Xiao Jiao showed an unfathomable smile, nodded, and said, "Shopkeeper, you can say whatever you want." With me here, I promise nothing will happen. ”
Zhang Zhong'er raised her head instantly and looked at Xiaojiao with some surprise.
Nima ...... What a big tone! I dare to encourage myself to casually talk about today's saint, the Empress Green Jiao.
Zhang Zhong'er immediately shook his head.
"I'm sorry, Grandma Jiao. Today's saint is a saint that my witch clan has never met in thousands of years, how can a person like me talk about it at will. ”
Lao He immediately smiled and took out a large ingot of gold, and said: "Shopkeeper, are you afraid that we won't sue you? If we sue you, we are not guilty of the same crime? Don't be so serious, it's just a casual chat, why make a fuss." ”
Zhang Zhong'er looked at the big gold ingot and pursed his lips, and said in his heart: Talk casually, you have rewarded such a big gold ingot, what if you talk about it seriously?
He was not polite at the moment, and accepted the gold ingot with a grateful smile.
Hehe, for the sake of such a big gold ingot, let's take the risk and talk!
"Today's saint, although she is a woman, is a woman who does not let her eyebrows go, and is worthy of the title of a generation of saints. ”
"In the more than ten years since he ruled the world, he has made countless achievements. The first merit, Shun Tiandao, let the Protoss have women, and let the Protoss men have wives. Hahahaha! Don't you feel it? Having a wife is a home. has a baby and has offspring. Men are happy, women are happy, and only when men and women are combined can they complement each other's yin and yang. in order to be healthy. The point is that from now on, my god clan will be vigorous and endless, and this merit is greater than the sky!"
"The second merit, subduing the Yunmeng Sect for the use of the court. It has resolved the contradiction between politics and religion for thousands of years in our god race, not only enabled the people of our god race to have true faith, freed them from the pain of lack of faith, and turned their hearts to goodness, but also realized the great unity of our god race. ”
"The third merit is even greater, recovering the lost territory of my Yunmengchuan, completely unifying my witch world, and realizing my dream of being strong and prosperous for thousands of years!"
"Each of these pieces is the work of a saint......"
The more Zhang Zhong'er spoke, the more energetic he became, and even like a cross talk actor, he stood up and described to Lao He and Xiaojiao the grand blueprint of the Wu clan under the leadership of Empress Lujiao!
Speaking of excitement, he couldn't help but kneel on the ground and bow three times in the direction of the Wuling Palace!
The two distinguished guests only twitched the corners of their mouths at first, but Lao He couldn't help laughing when they got the first behind.
Xiao Jiao immediately glared at her, but then she laughed out loud.
It took a while for the two to stop.
I said...... Shopkeeper's ...... Even children know what you're talking about. Lao He smiled and wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Come on real, don't be so funny." ”
Zhang Zhong'er saw that he was not fooled, so he had to sit down.
"It's okay if I'm serious, but you two have to make sure you don't leak what I'm saying. ”
Xiaojiao restrained her smile and nodded seriously.
"Shopkeeper, you can rest assured. We just want to hear from you so that we can have a more thorough understanding of the current situation. When you make yourself in business, you can be more handy, who will promote these things at will. ”
Lao He also echoed, "Yes, shopkeeper, let's talk a little bit about the current situation and politics!"
"Talking about the current situation and politics?" Zhang Zhong'er's expression instantly became serious.
It seems that the chat has entered the deep waters.
He pondered for a moment and said lightly: "It is a big sin to talk about the change of the current situation in vain, and it is a big sin in the previous dynasty. Fortunately, today's saints are respectful and virtuous, open-minded, open-minded, and very willing to listen to the opinions of others, and willing to accept all criticisms and suggestions. He is a rare good emperor who is not offended for his words, and he is a great sage who has no one before or after him. Therefore, even if the three of us talk about current affairs in private, it is nothing. ”
Xiao Jiao's eyes flashed, and she seemed to be a little happy.
Zhang Zhong'er didn't see Xiaojiao's demeanor, but continued: "The former Emperor Wu plagued the people, causing the people to live in poverty and starvation. There is no place for women in the entire witch world, and the princes and nobles represented by the emperor privately keep witch women in captivity as playthings, which is really despicable...... Alas, if you don't talk about it, you can't talk about their crimes!"
After shaking his head and sighing, Zhang Zhong'er changed his tone and said respectfully:
"Today, the Holy God has put an end to the vast and chaotic times and given the people a stable environment and a happy life. After ascending the throne, he worked hard, and worked hard only for the strength of the witch world, so that Yunmengchuan was able to enter the prosperous era in the shortest time. ”
Xiao Jiao's eyes were full of brilliance.
"Shopkeeper, is this your heartfelt word?"
Zhang Zhong'er didn't think so much, nodded affirmatively and said: "The merits of the saint are all over the world, and there are more people who have this opinion." ”
Zhang Zhong'er said casually, but it was of great significance to Xiaojiao, which made her feel excited.
"Shopkeeper, since you have such a thorough grasp of the current situation, what do you think the Holy Lord should do next?"
"Of course, it's to dominate the world!" Zhang Zhong'er said thoughtfully.
When Xiaojiao heard this, her delicate body was shocked.
"It's just that the Holy One still has concerns. She was aware of the danger, but she didn't know where it was. Hearing this, Xiaojiao was startled and almost jumped up from her chair.
Who the hell is this guy? He actually sees himself so thoroughly!
That's right, these two are the Empress of Green Jiao and the Captain of Xiaohe.
A month ago, Empress Lujiao, who went out of the palace for private clothes, happened to see the signboard of "Can't afford to eat a restaurant", and walked into this small restaurant in curiosity, and was attracted by Zhang Zhonger's craftsmanship, so she went out of the palace every once in a while to eat a delicious meal here.
Every time I come here, I will ask Zhang Zhonger some questions about people's livelihood. After chatting, I found that this person was talented and unfathomable.
So, every time I come, I want to talk to him more. Unexpectedly, this time the conversation was deep, but he broke his heart with a word!
It is said that the holy will is unpredictable, but his own thoughts have been seen through by an outsider!
Empress Lujiao was calm and calm, and her face finally did not show any clues.
Listening to this person's words, he is more respectful, and he should not be a demon spy.
The thought in the heart of the green queen flickered. So there was a calm and commonplace look on his face. Fixed, sat on the chair and did not move, and said with a slight smile: "I hope that the shopkeeper will give him advice, and I would like to hear it in detail." ”
Zhang Zhong'er glanced at her and continued: "Led by the Demon Emperor, the court of the six clans of demons, demons, beasts, ghosts, flowers, and birds participated together, and representatives of the various sects of the six clans gathered in the Extreme Demon Heavenly Court for a secret meeting. The Six Realms joined hands to cooperate and marched south to attack the core hinterland of our Divine Cult, which was launched recently. The personnel transfer of the demon clan, as well as the various signs made by the frequent interaction with the demon clan, are all smokescreens that disturb the sight of the court and cover up the true movements of the demon emperor. The demon clan jumped out, jumped high, deliberately was seen, and made the movement so big. It's just a bait to divert the attention of the Holy Lord and the court, and the other party is not just trying to snatch back the forty realms of Yunmengchuan that have been recovered by the court, but wants to completely destroy my god clan and erase my witch realm from the nine realms. ”
When Empress Lu Jiao heard this, although her face was still calm, she couldn't sit still, and couldn't help asking, "With the high opinion of the shopkeeper, what should I do?"
"Hit him!" Zhang Zhong'er said categorically.
"Fight now?!"
Zhang Zhong'er nodded affirmatively, "We must not let the favorable situation that my Protoss have created with great difficulty collapse." Before this alliance is formed, smash it! In addition to the demon clan, the four clans of beasts, ghosts, flowers, and birds, just followed the trend, hurt the demon clan, and let them see how powerful, they may even fall to my god clan!"
Speaking of this, Zhang Zhong'er paused, "Of course, if my God Clan can get the secret support of the Human Race and the Heavenly Race at this time, then it is basically a win!"
"The shopkeeper's lofty arguments have benefited me a lot!" Empress Lu Jiao stood up admiringly and arched her hand towards Zhang Zhong'er.
Lao He also quickly stood up. After watching the dishes on the table finish, he quickly took out two large ingots of gold from the money bag and put them on the table.
"Shopkeeper, if you listen to what you say today, I will pay double the price of this meal. ”
"Shopkeeper, we still have something to do, so we'll talk about it here today. Leave. ”
Zhang Zhong'er bowed his hand to the two of them with satisfaction, that is, because of the extra money they gave every time, Zhang Zhong'er was interested in talking to them, and they all came out to eat together.
"Slow down, welcome to come back next time!"
With that, Zhang Zhong'er cleaned up the table.
Unintentionally raised his head, and saw that the moment Xiao Jiao walked out of the door, her back suddenly straightened, but Lao He bent slightly.
After Empress Lu Jiao and Captain Xiao He walked a few steps out, a large number of people dressed in ordinary people's clothes immediately surrounded them from all directions, protecting them in the middle.
Empress Lujiao's face was stern, and her every move was full of the empress's natural temperament, and she was not at all the same as when she had just eaten.
"Aiqing, what do you think of this little shopkeeper?"
"Returning to Your Majesty, this little shopkeeper is a hidden master, and the minister knows nothing about the important information he just provided! Moreover, he understands the righteousness and cares about the general situation, and he is quite a celebrity, and he will definitely not do anything harmful to the court. ”
Empress Lujiao thought deeply and nodded, "Nothing else is fine, but I'm a little greedy for money." Businessmen are profit-seeking, and there is no excuse for it, because they are afraid that others will pay more money than us......"
Prime Minister Lieutenant Xiao He said respectfully: "Your Majesty understands that he will definitely arrange more manpower to secretly monitor his movements. ”
Empress Lu Jiao bowed slightly, and said calmly: "The information he provides is very important. Spread my will, and immediately convene a secret military meeting! The Emperor, the Eleventh Prince, and the Four Sages cannot be left behind!"
"Yes. ”
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