Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 297 Old Uncle, You Dare to Mess With It
There was a burst of shouts in the flat ground, Gou Dan was suddenly startled, turned around, and a fierce bald man was running towards him.
"I ......"
Before the words were spoken, the big ear shaving of the heavenly stick came with the sound of the wind, Gou Dan was directly slapped to the ground, half of his face was instantly swollen, his throat moved, and he even spouted a rotten tooth, his tongue was almost bitten off, and his mouth was full of blood.
Tianbang stroked the dilapidated van with a distressed face: "Mom, the thirteenth hand car that the labor and management just mentioned today, half of it is new, come out for a meal, and you will cause me such a disaster?"
"What did you say, your car, who are you?" Gou Dan was stunned, covered his face in a daze, and looked at the big man who suddenly popped out in front of him, a little at a loss.
"I'll your grandma's dog!" Tianbang scolded and lifted Gou Dan up, "You smashed the labor-management car like this, and put on this innocent face?
Gou Dan was anxious: "No...... You say, this car is really yours?"
"What do you mean by it? What do you mean? You look down on labor and management, don't you? Labor and management can't be car owners?" Tianbang's eyes breathed fire, and he slapped his backhand again, causing Gou Dan to be dizzy and his nose bleeded all over the ground.
"Ah...... Big...... Big man! I'm ...... I really didn't know this car was yours. Gou Dan was anxious, and pointed at Xu Moqiu, "It's him! It's him who hurt me! I thought this car was his, so I did it! Otherwise, I wouldn't dare to borrow ten guts from me! You have to be reasonable......
In a panic, Gou Dan's mind turned and decided to pull Xu Moqiu into the water.
"Hey, there's still a gang, and the labor and management want to see ...... today" Tianbang turned his face and was about to scold, but when he found out that it was Xu Moqiu, his heart jumped.
"Hey, isn't this my old uncle? What kind of wind blew you here? Did you eat? Why don't you eat it together? I'll be the east, just to honor you. As he spoke, he kept looking around, obviously looking for Qin Mengyan's violent woman.
Xu Moqiu had a faint smile on his face: "Don't look at it, your old aunt is checking out inside, and she will come out in a while." ”
Tianbang's eyelids jumped: "Ah! Which table? Why don't you call me at the checkout?"
Xu Moqiu shook her head: "No need, she has already knotted." Do whatever you have to do, leave us alone. ”
"That's fine. Tianbang nodded, turned his face to look at Gou Dan, "You like to be reasonable, don't you? Very good! I like to be reasonable, I have no grievances with you, you two smashed my car like this." Tell me, how can this matter be solved!"
"Big guy, we didn't mean to, really......! I apologize to you......"
Tianbang's eyes glared: "I apologize for your grandma's radish! Apologize is useful, what else do you want Ultraman to do?"
The came over on crutches, glaring and shouting: "Little white face? Who do you call little white face? This is the old uncle!"
"You...... Are you in a group?" Gou Dan was not too stupid, and he could see the clue at a glance. Looking at the senior brother at the door, he didn't know where he got the courage, and his heart was crossed, "I'll smash it today, what can you do?"
"Ouch, boy, you're pretty arrogant, do you think I don't dare hit you or what?"
That little white face has the support of Qin Mengyan's violent woman, and she can't afford to provoke herself. But the rabbit cub in front of him looked like a soft egg, and he dared to call in front of him! I really don't know who gave him that courage.
The third child was still sitting on the roof of the car to rest his breath, glanced at the sky stick, jumped off the roof of the car, rolled up his sleeves, and opened his strange eyes: "You try to do less today?"
"Snap" a slap slapped Gou Dan's face, and a few bright red finger prints immediately appeared. Tianbang put his hands around his chest and said coldly: "And then?"
The third child was angry and pointed his hand: "Do you have a kind of try to move him again?"
"Papa" was slapped over again, and Gou Dan's face was no longer human. Tianbang dug his nostrils: "I hit it again, how to drop?"
The third child immediately jumped up: "Mahler, if you have a temper, you will kill him! You see if I will sue you! Mother, let me tell you, now it is a society ruled by law! You will go to prison!"
Gou Dan almost burped in anger, I thought that the third child would be ruthless, but it turned out to be good, he took a few big ear scrapes, and he released such a?
If you don't draw a line today, labor and management will not be finished with you! Who is my heavenly stick, you can go outside and inquire by yourself! Can you afford to provoke it?"
Gou Dan was a little cowardly, and was about to settle it with money, when the third child suddenly stepped forward and pointed at Gou Dan: "Do you know who he is?"
"I don't care who he is, if you don't have a hundred thousand yuan today, you two don't want to walk!"
The third child smiled: "If you don't give money, you dare to beat him?"
"You step on the horse......" Before Gou Dan's words fell, he was grabbed by the hair by the heavenly stick and slammed into the side window, with a 'snap', and suddenly the nosebleed mixed with snot and saliva splashed his face.
The third child was furious and took out his mobile phone: "Okay! You wait, I'll call and shake people right away!"
"Call your grandma's phone!" the little bald head flew up and slapped him to fan the phone, pointing his hand to the side, "Get out of here! or get beaten! ”
"Do you think that labor and management are afraid of you?" The third child got up angrily, turned around and left, "Gou Shao, you hold on, I'll call someone!"
Insist on Nima! It's not you who hit you, don't you know if it's painful? There is such a sand sculpture brother, Gou Dan is so angry that he trembles.
But in the current situation, he has to choose to use money to solve the problem. Fortunately, the big man is quite reasonable,
was beaten for no reason, and was extorted 100,000 yuan, Gou Dan hated Xu Moqiu and Lu Caidie, a pair of dogs and men, more and more in his heart!
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Xu Moqiu and Lu Caidie came to the small shop, but the business of this shop was surprisingly good.
The forty-square-meter store was full, and after waiting for a while, Lu Caidie hurriedly grabbed a window seat.
But thinking of Xu Moqiu, he stood up again: "Otherwise, let's wait a little longer." ”
Xu Moqiu waved his hand indifferently: "It's okay, you can sit down, I'll just stand for a while." ”
"Ah...... That's embarrassing. Everyone was sitting and eating, let him stand alone, Lu Caidie couldn't do that kind of thing, looked at the couple next to him, and said with a red face, "Or, I'll sit on your lap?"
"Uh...... Okay, too. As long as you don't dislike me for being dirty. ”
Lu Caidie blinked: "Hehe, you don't dislike me." ”
Xu Moqiu hurriedly shook his head: "It's not heavy, it's not heavy!" In the past, in the countryside, the family killed New Year's pigs, and I was alone, and I could pick up half of the pork casually, and I didn't even breathe. ”
Lu Caidie was angry, and said in her heart: You are still a Chinese teacher, and you actually compare yourself with pork! Really!
Soon, the rice noodles ordered by Lu Caidie were served, Xu Moqiu was smoking a cigarette, surrounded by smoke, Lu Caidie reminded: "I'm eating!"
Xu Moqiu let out a puff of smoke indifferently: "Oh, it's okay, you eat yours, it doesn't affect me." Really, why are you looking at me like that? Are you asking me to feed you? Isn't it nice for so many people to look at me?"
Lu Caidie was speechless, the man in front of him, you said he had low EQ...
… But it always feels like that's not the case. You say no, but the facts are in front of you.
"Can't you just stop smoking? Look around......"
"Uh......" Xu Moqiu found out that the diners around him were glaring at him angrily, for fear of offending the anger of the public, so he smiled and quickly snuffed out the cigarette butts, "There are so many mosquitoes in here, this boss is also a child, mosquito coils are reluctant to order, waste my tobacco, I must ask him for tobacco money in a while." ”
Lu Caidie had nothing to say, and lowered her head to eat her rice noodles. Xu Moqiu looked at the strands of hair that had slipped down, and couldn't help but help her stroke it. This subtle action suddenly made Lu Caidie's heart flutter, and at this moment, it seemed that her body temperature was also rising.
"Butterfly, are you hot?"
Lu Caidie buried her head in hardship: "No...... There is no ......"
"Otherwise, I'll buy you a glass of ice ......."
"No, no, no. ”
I don't know if it's because of environmental factors or if there's something psychologically wrong, Lu Caidie couldn't eat half of it, and pushed the bowl: "Don't eat it, let's go." ”
"What a waste of that? I just didn't have enough to eat. Xu Moqiu unceremoniously dragged the bowl to his side, and ate the remaining half in a few bites, and even drank the soup completely.
I wanted to lick the bowl around, but in the end I resisted the urge.
Looking at Xu Moqiu's actions, Lu Caidie was even more confused. Is this an indirect kiss? But after thinking about it, I hugged them all, and we had slept together before...... Wait, what the hell was I thinking?
Just as the two of them were about to leave, a sharp voice suddenly sounded in their ears: "Huh, Mr. Xu, you are also coming to eat...... Damn! It turns out that you and Doctor Lu are a couple! News, big news!"
Both of them were taken aback, and when they turned their heads to look, Wu Dalang was groping around in a hurry, obviously touching his mobile phone or camera or something, ready to record the scene between the two.
What is this called? Lu Caidie's face was red to the base of her neck, and she hurriedly wanted to jump up from Xu Moqiu's body, but this guy hugged himself tighter instead.
Xu Moqiu said unhurriedly: "Classmate Wu, you think too much, Doctor Lu's leg is injured, it's not very convenient, I'm about to send her to the hospital." ”
Wu Dalang looked incredulous, and subconsciously glanced at Lu Caidie's legs: "Really?"
"I'm a teacher, frank and open, can I still lie to you? Get out of the way! Delay you can afford to be guilty?" Xu Moqiu picked up Lu Caidie and squeezed him directly.
Wu Dalang chased him out: "Teacher, men and women don't kiss!"
Xu Moqiu's eyes glared: "Why don't you come?"
Wu Dalang rubbed his hands, his eyes lit up: "This ...... Not really, right?"
You must know that Lu Caidie is one of the three goddesses of Boya Middle School, and she is perfect in both appearance and figure. As long as it is a man, he will covet her. If you can hold her, it's worth dying!
"There's nothing bad about it, one hundred and eighty pounds, hug me softly! It's a good thing that you're willing to share it for the teacher...... Come on. ”
"You're only 180 pounds! Lu Caidie was a little annoyed, and her little hand squeezed Xu Moqiu's neck.
What? One hundred and eighty pounds? The corners of Wu Dalang's mouth twitched, on weekdays, he was tired and panting when he held thirty or fifty pounds of flour, one hundred and eighty pounds, and he didn't bend his waist?
Sure enough, it's a flower papaya, empty and beautiful! Woman, it turns out to be so real. There is love anymore!
Wu Dalang hurriedly waved his hand and refused: "I'...... I have hyperosteogenesis and can't afford it, so let's come on, teacher. Ah! Teacher, you still have blood on your legs! You should take Doctor Lu to see a doctor quickly! I don't have gas at home, I ...... I won't bother you. See you soon!"