Chapter Ninety-Six: Spike
Pushing open the portal and returning home, Chen Yu didn't take off his clothes, just lay straight on the bed.
"Tired dad ......"
Xiao Taohong walked in with a box containing a propeller, closed the door, disconnected the space, and asked, "Mr. Chen, do you need Xiao Taohong to help you massage?"
"No, I don't. In the middle of the night, don't bother the emergency doctor. β
After lying down for a while, Chen Yu sat up and rubbed his neck: "I feel a little sore in my neck." β
"Maybe you've made too many laps. Little Pink blinked.
"Maybe. β
With a perfunctory remark, Chen Yu raised his wrist and tapped the watch screen to view the income of this live broadcast.
Only 5 points are earned. Add the remaining 1 point for a total of 6 points.
The total number of viewers on the three platforms is 150,000, which is not small, but not too much. A large part of the fans are unaware, which affects the earnings.
"It's only six points. Chen Yu couldn't help frowning: "It's a loss-making business." β
He bought this spiral ascension vehicle, consumed more than twenty points, and only gained five points for an additional evaluation.
If you put aside the self-use factor and think purely from a business point of view, he is at a loss.
If you want not to lose money, you can either boost your popularity or buy cheap product reviews.
The former needs to be gradual and not rushed. Although the latter can earn points, it will not earn much. Moreover, frequent reviews of small technology products will undoubtedly cause aesthetic fatigue, lower their value and reduce their mystery, and even affect the popularity and income of official live broadcasts.
"Mr. Chen, how many points do you get?"
"Five o'clock, plus the previous one, is a total of six. β
"That's a lot. Xiao Taohong pinched the button of the cheongsam: "Why don't you judge me?"
Chen Yu: "???"
"Evaluate my performance. Little Pink crossed the waist: "I'm also a technology product." β
β...... It's illegal to review dolls, so you might as well go back and write code. β
"Okay. β
Little Peach sat down at the desk regretfully, her hands flying.
"Plop. β
Lying back on the bed, Chen Yu continued to swipe the watch and clicked into the [Chrono Shelf] page.
Sure enough, with the points coming in, the shelves were immediately refreshed.
γRecommended Products for Super Time Shelfγ
[1. The emperor's new head ointment. Produced in 2093 by Bawang Household Products. 1 litre pack. Apply the product to the hair strands so that no one can see the user's hair except the user. Sold for 1 credit. γ
[2. Yawn dentures.] Produced in 2100 by the Little Sleep Company. The denture is equipped with a miniature brain pulse diffuser, which can stimulate the cerebral cortex of surrounding organisms to warm, stimulate nerve reflexes, and cause symptoms such as drowsiness, exhaustion, and sluggish thinking of surrounding organisms. In a short period of time, creatures in a closed environment can fall asleep at the same time. (Only when the user is drowsy) sells for 4 points. γ
γ3γ Mild soap. Produced by Comfort Home Lifestyle Company in 2024. For men, the main material is endorphin, which is fused with many biochemical synthetic hormones, and when dissolved in water, the released gas can be quickly absorbed by the human body, making it produce a pleasant feeling of wisdom and philosophy, and calm the mind, and stimulate muscle contraction. Sold for 1 credit. γ
[4. Calcium, analgesic tablets.] Produced by the University of Mosco in 2082. After taking it, under the continuous action of specific calcium ions, it will increase the pain of the user's injury, and stimulate the cerebral cortex to prevent the body's protective shock, so that the user can stay in pain all the time. Sold for 2 credits. γ
[5. The second generation of warm grenades. Produced by the Lego Toys Company in 2179. The main toy of the new era of youth "thunder game", the surface is covered with a high-sensitivity temperature sensor, with the transfer of human hands, once a player is too nervous and causes the temperature of the palm to rise, it will immediately detonate the grenade and eliminate the loser. Compared with the first generation, the second generation of warm grenades has 22 more compressed steel balls in the inner layer, which greatly enhances the fun of the game. Price: 5 credits. γ
[The above products can be refreshed for 10 points.] Every 24 hours, the cost of multiple refreshes multiplied by a factor of ten. γ
β......β
"What?
"What the hell is this?!"
After reading the five refreshed "high-tech" products one by one, Chen Yu's mentality collapsed.
The four models of one, two, three, and four are put aside for the time being, and it is said that the fifth model of the warm grenade is called a toy?!
And he noticed that the grenade was produced at the same time as the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory......
What happened to the children of the 22nd world?!
Did the population really explode?
After a long time, his mood gradually settled, Chen Yu sat up, looked at the five products on the watch screen, and fell into a tangle.
Do you continue to wait for a refresh at 12 a.m., or pick a product?
If you pick one, Chen Yu thinks that the second yawning denture is quite useful.
If you wait for a refresh, what if it's not as good as this batch when the time comes?
He has a total of 6 points, and no matter how he refreshes it, the value of the product will definitely be below 6 points.
And he thinks that this tool of "group sleep" should come in handy.
"Hmm...... Just pick this one. β
Thinking of this, Chen Yu didn't hesitate any longer, decisively clicked on the screen, and bought yawning dentures.
[Consume 5 points (product + tax), and 1 point remaining.] γ
With the words that appeared on the watch, a small wormhole was immediately twisted into the middle of the bedroom, and the white delivery box fell out.
"It's so small. β
Waiting for the wormhole to disappear, Chen Yu stepped forward, picked up the smallest courier box ever, put it to his ear and shook it vigorously.
No sound.
"Tear up!"
Tear off the seal, open the lid of the box, and find that there is a ball of foam inside.
Pull out the foam and sandwich three things in between.
A volume of instructions.
A small tooth.
A small hammer.
Chen Yu opened the manual first, read it in detail, and frowned.
"Do you have to knock out one of your own teeth before you can install it?"
Putting down the manual, Chen Yu picked up the small hammer, walked to the mirror and hesitated for a moment, opened his mouth, bared his teeth, and knocked down a tiger tooth on the upper left.
"Dang!"
The tiger teeth were violently vibrated for a while, falling off on the gums, and the blood suddenly soared.
"?"
Chen Yu hurriedly picked up the yawning denture and pointed it against the notch.
The bleeding stopped instantly.
The tail end of the new tooth seemed to be overflowing with some kind of liquid, sticking to the gums, no matter how hard Chen Yu broke it, it would not shake.
"Amazing ......"
After carefully checking his teeth and looking at the small hammer in his hand, Chen Yu thought for a while, walked out of the bedroom and washed up, and then stood in front of the portal and began to connect the space.
"Mr. Chen, where are you going?"
"I'm going to test the functionality of the new product. By the way, take this little hammer well, it's a weapon!"
"Okay, do you need RosΓ© to accompany you?"
"No, I don't. β
When the words fell, Chen Yu put on a mask.
......
Half a minute later, he appeared in a nightclub in the magic capital.
Through the glass of the VIP box, you can see countless men and women swaying on the dance floor, frantically venting their youth, lust and money in the passionate and rhythmic melody.
"Let you jump ......"
Walking out of the VIP box on the second floor, Chen Yu trotted all the way to the middle of the dance floor with flashing lights, opened his mouth impatiently, and yawned......
"Ah......h
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