"Can you drive?" the blind cat looked at me suspiciously.

"You're underestimating me!"

Just laughing, I've been stealing a car for more than 1 year before I got my driver's license.

"Will it really be opened?" the blind cat asked again, uneasy.

"Nonsense! Promise or not. ”

I'm starting to get impatient with this highly skeptical tone.

"I think about it. The blind cat was expressionless, and after finishing speaking, he really looked pensive.

"You ......" I was so angry with him that I almost had a brain rush.

Reflecting the inner struggle on his face, I suddenly felt ridiculous, is it so exaggerated?

"Hey~ Don't leave yet!"

Just as the blind cat was thinking about it, the bodyguard parked the car next to it and honked the horn to wake up the blind cat in thought.

"Someone said they wanted to drive, what do you think?" asked the blind cat as he opened the window and turned to the bodyguard.

"Who? It can't be you, right?"

The bodyguard glanced at me, and his face showed the same expression as the blind cat had just heard for the first time.

"What do you say?" the blind cat asked the bodyguard with a difficult face.

"You know how to drive?"

Sure enough, good friends are not fake, even the words asked.

I glared at the two in front of me unhappily, how many times do you have to say it before you can believe it, and suddenly you want to flatten people, so you just drive a car!

Before I could lose control, the bodyguard spoke:

"Just let her drive a short distance, anyway, the nearby section is okay, there shouldn't be any problems. ”

"Really?" the blind cat remained skeptical.

"Yes!" the bodyguard's affirmative tone strengthened the blind cat's confidence.

Before the blind cat gave way, I heard him praying, as if I heard him say something... It's not your car, of course you're so relieved #%&*※~~

Obviously, of course, this is not to me, but to pity the bodyguard and become the object of his hatred.

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Sitting in the driver's seat, I shifted the position of the seat and started the car.

At the moment of launch, the blind cat asked again uneasily:

"Is it really okay?"

"The question is no, but first of all, should I step on the left or the right side of the brake?"

I see that he is so uneasy, and deliberately asks such idiotic questions to fix him.

"You!" the blind cat hurriedly opened the car door in fright and made a move to escape.

I couldn't help but laugh out loud when I saw his reaction.

"I'm back! I followed up.

The blind cat returned to his seat, and immediately fastened his seat belt in shock, and from his look, he really didn't feel comfortable letting me drive.

After the blind cat fastened his seatbelt, he suddenly turned to me and said:

"Wait, just asked, did you say the brake was on the left or the right?"

Wow, really, there's no need for that, take a test before driving.

"Nonsense, of course it's on the left! ”

I gave him a blank look, and then said, "Do I need to answer the question of whether you stop at a red light or a green light?"

"If you're willing to answer, I'm fine. "The blind cat saw that I was trying to trouble him, and even played a joke with me.

I cleared my throat and continued:

"I don't know other people's traffic rules, but I can explain to you my own rules. ”

"Idiomatic rules, let's hear it!"

"Three very simple sentences, "Green light riding, yellow light rushing, red light is for reference only." I succinctly and forcefully state this self-created rule that has been in use for more than 20 years.

"You won't~" The blind cat's face turned pale again.

"No? Why not! Do you think I'm joking?" I tried to play tricks on him again.

"Excuse me, you can't drive at a speed of more than 60 mph, as long as I find out that I will change hands as soon as I pass 60. The blind cat finally gave an ultimatum.

"You won't~" I repeated the tone he had just spoken.

"No, how not, do you think I'm joking?"

"Uh~ Okay!

When he said that, I couldn't continue to argue.

Along the way, I kept moving at 60 per hour towards the goal, and the blind cat next to me nervously didn't even say a word, stared straight ahead, whenever he passed through the intersection, he always stared at the traffic signs in front of him, as long as he found that it was a red light, he immediately called me to stop, afraid that I really just said that the red light is only used as a reference.

"Don't be nervous!"

I turned on the music and tried to defuse the tension.

"Hey, be attentive and don't touch anything else. ”

When the blind cat saw me reach out and make the "dangerous move" of turning on the music, he immediately screamed hysterically.

Finally, I couldn't stand the dead cat's behavior anymore, so I slowed down the car and pulled over to the side of the road.

"What's wrong. ”

When the blind cat saw that I had stopped the car, he couldn't help but ask in a low voice.

"If you have any other opinions, it's better to say them at once, don't scream on the side when I'm driving, and affect my emotions when driving. ”

I turned the music down and said to the blind cat in an unhappy tone.

"I'm just ......" The blind cat looked at me and stopped talking.

"I don't know if you're worried about my skills, but there's no need to be so exaggerated!"

After turning off the car, I pulled out the key and handed it to the blind cat:

"Here you go! I'd better not open it! ”

I opened the door to change seats, but I didn't notice the motorcycle whizzing behind me because I was angry, but fortunately I reacted quickly enough to close the door immediately.

Then a braking sound was heard, and the two cars staggered at a distance of less than 10 centimeters.

"You're impatient! ”

I opened the door and yelled at the rider in front of me.

After the other party stopped the motorcycle, he turned around and said with an unhappy face:

"I said, this girl, do you know the traffic rules? It's because you parked your car too close to the road, and you won't even look behind you with the door, and you dare to say that my car is fast. ”

"Obviously, you rode too fast, and you didn't have time to react before you almost hit me. ”

I replied to him more confidently.

"You can't be ignored. ”

He clenched his fists and blushed with an angry look.

"You're wrong. ”

When I think about the anger I have felt since I went out, I am even more unhappy when I meet the person in front of me.

"You're .....!" the other party was speechless by my excitement.

"I ...... How am I!"

I put my hands on my waist, looking not to be outdone.

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The author weeps:

The number of words is chasing fast, please collect it and gnaw it slowly

In addition, I am writing a book at the same time as the male frequency. Light Novel.

From 6.28 onwards, this book is recommended on the website for the second time.

Hope for good results.

I also hope that you will introduce a few more friends to see.

If you invest in it, I can repay you.

Title: My brother is so invincible

(Aka: Reiki Resuscitation Barrister.)

Alias: Big brother, I want to marry you!)

Yes, I wrote it, and the male frequency is not wrong. ^^