Chapter 498: Xiao Man is Too Difficult (1/3, Ask for a Monthly Pass!)

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Left!"

Xu Mang was directing Yang Xiaoman to drive, and the two were going to Fang Jun's house for a meal.

"Oops!"

"You... You can't change lanes here. Xu Mang said with a sad face: "It's over, it's over... You're going to have to deduct three points again, Xiaoman, how many points do you have on your driver's license now? If you continue to deduct it like this, you will soon have to retake subject one. ”

"I..."

"You big idiot, can you shut up when the old lady is driving!" Yang Xiaoman was so angry, obviously following the mobile phone navigation and nothing happened, but he just wanted to take a shortcut, and as a result, such a drama was staged.

"Oh..."

Xu Mang shrank his head and asked cautiously, "How many points do you have now?"

"Nine points!"

"Lady, I have always obeyed the traffic laws. Xiao Man said angrily: "Follow the navigation now, you big idiot shut up for me now, you can't say a word!"

When Xu Mang obediently shut up,

Yang Xiaoman drove for fifteen minutes and soon arrived at his destination.

Park your car,

Yang Xiaoman glanced at Xu Mang, who looked innocent, and said angrily: "See, you command the next half an hour around the city, and you will be deducted three points, but follow the navigation, it will be there in fifteen minutes, in terms of road recognition, the computer is smarter than you." ”

Xu Mang frowned, and finally accepted this fact, he had memorized all the roads in the magic capital before, but who would have thought that the frequency of road construction was so high, and for a while this place became a one-way street, and for a while it was closed and could not be walked.

The route from more than a year ago is now unrecognizable, and the mobile phone map is updated in real time.

"Ugh..."

"It's just that the city is changing too fast. Xu Mang said helplessly: "My memory is still stuck in last year, but it has long been different." ”

"Humph!"

"It's good to know. ”

Yang Xiaoman glanced blankly, then took Xu Mang's arm and went to Fang Jun's house.

soon

The two came to Director Fang's house, and it was a young man in his twenties who opened the door, and when he saw Xu Mang's adoring expression, Xu Mang almost thought that this was his long-lost biological son with Xiao Man.

"Professor Xu?!"

"You... You're finally here!"

The mysterious young man shook Xu Mang's hand with a smile and said excitedly: "Everyone has been waiting for you for a long time, please come in, please come in!"

The next second,

Xu Mang was surrounded by four or five young people, Professor Xu, Professor Xu, and for a while, Xu Mang thought that he was in the wrong place.

"Ahem. ”

"Give it all up. ”

fortunately

At this time, Fang Jun appeared and rescued Xu Mang from the fire pit.

afterwards

Xu Mang understood why there were so many young people in Fang Jun's family, it turned out that these people were all classmates of Fang Jun's son Fang Xiao, when he heard that there was a guest at home today, and it was Xu Mang, he hurriedly greeted a group of his classmates, in order to be able to meet his idol in person.

"Hehe..."

"See?"

"You didn't believe in evil before, do you think the beauty of the prosperous world is fake?" Xu Mang sat on the sofa and said to Yang Xiaoman beside him: "Is there a killing of men, women and children?!"

Yang Xiaoman: (# Μ„~ Μ„#)

Cut!

It's not because of the results you've got,

Otherwise, who knows you!

But

There is indeed a little difference in appearance, if he looks crooked and cracked, I can't look down on him.

"Alright!"

"Don't be narcissistic anymore, you are a handsome at best, and you still have a long, long way to go before you are handsome. Yang Xiaoman said impatiently: "Is it okay to sit and watch TV?"

"Fart!"

"I call it handsome, it has connotations. Xu Mang's face was full of displeasure: "The kind of handsome you fantasize about, the handsome one is a little exaggerated, and the handsome one like mine is just right, a little more is too much, a little less is not enough, in short, it is perfect!"

At this point,

Yang Xiaoman didn't continue to take care of Xu Mang, sitting on the sofa obediently alone, eating the fruit cut by Fang Jun's wife, watching boring variety shows, no way... In someone else's house, or someone you don't know, you always need a lady.

Xu Mang, who was snubbed, set his sights on Fang Xiao and others, this is a group of contemporary college students, and they are all famous universities, it seems to... It's all from East China.

But in the end,

Xu Mang didn't talk to them, he didn't know what topic to talk about.

With a sound of opening the meal,

Everyone was on the table, Fang Jun specially opened a bottle of wine, I heard that this bottle of wine is quite expensive, it is Wuliangye puree wine given by others, and the degree is as high as seventy-two degrees.

"Xu Mang!"

"Today you are blessed, this Wuliangye 72 degrees puree wine, but the best in the wine, very rare, this Wuliangye is the simplest, there is no blending at all. Fang Jun said enthusiastically: "In short, in private, we are not Director Fang, nor Director Xu, we are just friends." ”

A small cup of belly,

Not to mention,

There is a reason why it is expensive, and it is slightly sweet when you drink it in your mouth.

Halfway through drinking,

Fang Jun drove his son and his classmates away, after all, they still needed to go to class the next day, and in the following time, Fang Jun talked to Xu Mang about work.

"Xu Mang... Since my sophomore year, I'm going to stop all your classes, and you'll be doing research in the future. Fang Jun said seriously: "This is what the principal meant, and it is also what I mean, let you do research at the same time, but also be responsible for the class, to be honest... A little tired. ”

"It's okay. ”

"But it's nice not to have classes. Xu Mang smiled: "Since I don't need to go to class, I will move out of the school in September, and I won't live in the school in the future." ”

"This..."

"It's up to you. Fang Jun pondered for a moment: "Anyway, the school will keep the original apartment for you, and you can come back if you want to." ”

"Hmm. ”

"Director Fang... Is there anything else?" Xu Mang asked.

"No more. ”

"That's it, by the way, I would like to invite you to a meal, since you came to the Department of Physics of Fudan University, our department has received great attention from the society, here... I need to thank you a lot. Fang Jun said sincerely: "You have brought great honor to our school, our physics department. ”

Xu Mang smiled and said indifferently, "It should be." ”

After this,

The two talked about some inconsequential things again, but then Fang Jun mentioned something that made Xu Mang a little curious.

The Department of Physics at Fufu University is preparing for the National Physics Student Competition...

We are currently looking for five players, and the lead teacher is also in the pipeline.

"Or..."

"How about I come to cultivate?" Xu Mang said: "By the way, be this leading teacher." ”

"We've thought about that. ”

"Lead the team... I rejected it, first of all, it will take a lot of time, and secondly, if you participate in it, it will cause irreparable damage to the competition. Fang Jun said solemnly: "Those judges in the competition, who dares to refute you?"

β€œ...”

β€œ...”

Hearing Fang Jun's words,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were quite speechless, as if this was indeed the case.

"But..."

"You can go to your place for special training for a month. Fang Jun said: "This Chinese college student physics academic competition is mainly debate-based, with a total of 17 topics under the physics branches of mechanics, heat, light, electricity, etc. ”

"Oh. ”

"When?" asked Xu Mang.

"In November this year, but in the case of special training, it will be arranged in July and August. Fang Jun said.

"I see. ”

Leaving Fang Jun's house,

Xu Mang had been paralyzed to death on the co-pilot because of the stamina of the original puree wine, and Yang Xiaoman smelled the strong smell of wine and drove back to his home.

"Hello?"

"Dad... Come over and help me help Xu Mang into the house, he's drunk... Blind drunk. ”

When I got home,

Yang Xiaoman made a phone call to Yang Jian, and in less than a minute, Yang's father and Yang's mother came to the garage and smelled a smell of alcohol when they opened the door.

"This..."

"How much did this Xiao Xu drink?" Yang's mother said with a heartache on her face: "They are all great scientists, why do you have to go outside to socialize?"

"As long as you live in this world, you have to deal with all kinds of relationships. Father Yang can see this, in his eyes, all this is quite normal, and it is estimated that this time it is his son-in-law who wants to drink, after all, there are really few people in the demon capital who dare to pour him.

Because of one more intoxicating,

Xiaoman's house suddenly became hot, Yang's mother made hangover soup for her son-in-law, while Yang's father was looking for his own hangover medicine, Yang Xiaoman sat on the side, helping her fiancΓ© wipe his sweat.

As soon as the wine is drunk, the sweat comes down as soon as the person is hot.

"It's uncomfortable..."

Xu Mang underestimated it, took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, threw it directly on the ground, and then collapsed on the sofa.

β€œ...”

"The phone I just bought... The screen shattered again. Yang Xiaoman sighed, picked up the phone and unlocked the screen, like most wives, Xiaoman couldn't escape the fate of flipping through her husband's text messages, but what satisfied Xiaoman was that Xu Mang's text messages were all consumption records.

Hey?

Yang Xiaoman noticed that the email notification on his mobile phone showed that there were ten unread emails.

Eight of them are G fat discount messages, and the other two are a little unexpected, it seems... It seems to be sent by an organization.

Wait a minute

American Physical Society?

The second largest science organization in the world!

Although Yang Xiaoman is not a physics student, the American Physical Society knows that there is a very important journal under this organization, and "Physical Review Letters" is translated as "Physical Review Letters".

The world-famous top academic journal of physics, mainly publishes important physical research results, not to mention that the impact factor is only a few points, but the depth of the articles is incomparable to other journals.

This organization,

What's the matter with Xu Mang?

Yang Xiaoman frowned slightly, and then clicked in.

subsequently

I knew the reason for the incident, it turned out that this drunken idiot on the couch went to the upcoming June meeting of the American Physical Association, the main content of which was about condensed matter physics.

The big idiot is a special guest, a guest speaker, a heavyweight...

afterwards

I clicked on the second email from the American Physical Society,

The content in it made Yang Xiaoman very helpless.

Prof. Xu,

Please reply.

β€œ...”

"Big fool!"

"I didn't even pay attention to such an important thing. After Yang Xiaoman sent a reply to the American Physical Association, he glanced at Xu Mang, who was asleep, and couldn't help pinching his cheek, this big idiot was full of shortcomings.

But...

Why do you love him so much?

"What for?"

"I don't know if Xiao Xu is very uncomfortable now, you still pinch people's faces. Mother Yang came to the living room with a bowl of sobering soup, but saw that her daughter was bullying Xiao Xu, so she reprimanded her on the spot.

Yang Xiaoman pouted,

In this home,

I'm too hard...

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