Chapter 597: Crazy Thoughts
I want him to be Liao Yibao, the vice principal of the dignified Boya Middle School, and also bear the title of the acting director of the moral education department and the director of the security department. can also be regarded as a person with status and status.
And since Xu Moqiu came, his life has never been better.
Not to mention that the hairy man was against himself all day long, and even the elbow of the old man of the headmaster began to turn towards him. No matter what he said, he went in one ear and went out in one ear, and he didn't take it seriously at all.
Sometimes Liao Yibao even wondered if Xu Moqiu was the illegitimate son of the old man of the principal, otherwise why was he so partial to him?
and the women on the board of directors, who were also coaxed by his face and his rhetoric, so that they couldn't find the south, south, west, and north.
In the face of such a campus tumor, Liao Yibao has the intention to kill the thief and has no power to return to the sky.
Several times I dreamed of ascending the throne and becoming an emperor, and the first holy decree I issued was to arrest Xu Moqiu, put him to death in Ling Chi! Only then did he relieve the hatred in his heart.
"Even you have to fight against labor and management, right?" was stabbed in the hand by the cactus, Liao Yibao instantly lost his mind, grabbed the monitor, and slapped it fiercely towards the cactus.
Crackling and crackling, the operation was as fierce as a tiger, the display screen I bought was smashed, and the cactus ball was also smashed, Liao Yibao was still angry, grabbed the earphones, clicked in half, and jumped up and smashed the Bluetooth speaker to pieces with a hammer.
Panting heavily, he shouted, "This ...... That's what happens when you go against labor! ”
"Yibao, what are you doing again?" came Liao's mother's voice outside the house.
Liao Yibao crossed his waist and replied loudly: "It's nothing, I'll fight cockroaches." ”
As he spoke, he threw the keyboard straight down the stairs with his backhand.
"Hey, you're so hot, when can you change it? By the way, I asked someone to introduce you to a partner, and when you can go out, you can get along with her ...... then."
"I see. Liao Yibao kicked his shoes, turned over and lay on the bed, pulled the quilt over his head, and prepared to fall into a dream.
I secretly swore in my heart: This time I ascended the throne, I must torture Xu Moqiu's hair! Oh, and Qin Mengyan's dead mother-in-law! Who let them get that close?
After Xu Moqiu on the other side kicked Liao Guangtou out, his mood instantly became beautiful.
When he started the class, he was also extraordinarily fluent, and he began to get carried away, and he squatted on the bench with his legs uncentered, and this scene happened to be seen by Liu Mingguang who was on the ward round.
"Okay, just now, I introduced the author Su Shi to you, and then we will select a few students to read the text aloud. Xu Moqiu said and grabbed the two dice that were still next to the black guy, "I have two dice here, and how many we throw will be read by the students with the number of students." ”
"Okay, let's look at the first lucky number, how much is it?" Xu Moqiu said and threw one first: "Okay, it's 1." ......
"Teacher, you're so unfair!" the white toad's voice sounded.
Xu Moqiu interrupted impatiently: "I know what you want to say, the students with 0, 7, 8, and 9 in the student number have byes in this class." Do you have any comments? If not, shut up the microphone for me. ”
The white toad smacked his lips and said no more.
"Okay! Our first lucky winner has been produced, and he is our number 16! Who is it? Consciously get up and read aloud, don't waste everyone's time. ”
Zhao Yaru stood up, took the textbook, and began to read aloud: "In the autumn of Renxu, July is looking forward, Suzi and the guest are boating under the red cliff......"
The voice was clear and pleasant, not half sluggish, and there was not a single typo, Xu Moqiu nodded again and again.
At a glance, I don't know when there were several more people's IDs in the group, namely Wang Mufang, Xu Fei, Liu Mingguang and others.
Xu Moqiu couldn't help pinching a cold sweat, quickly jumped off the stool, and reached out to rub his legs: "Cough, I've been sitting for a long time, and my legs are a little stiff...... Okay, let me explain to you the meaning of this paragraph......"
Xu Moqiu didn't waste any time in this class, he was stunned for a full forty minutes, and he also assigned homework for the first time, and then announced the end of class.
picked up the mobile phone, and there was indeed a message from Liu Mingguang on it: pay attention to your own image, don't take it as an example.
Fortunately, he was not allowed to copy the book.
Exited the live broadcast, closed the computer, looked at Lu Caidie who was working seriously, and wanted to say a few words to her, but she couldn't bear to disturb her.
Soon it was time for dinner, but Dongfang Wendao and her still sat still, endured for a long time, and were already hungry, and finally spoke: "Caidie, you see it's all time for dinner, or ......."
"There are instant noodles in the cottage next door. Lu Caidie didn't look back, paused and added, "By the way, help me make a bucket, I eat stewed chicken with mushrooms, not vegetable packets." ”
Dongfang Wendao also shouted: "I want two buckets!" ”
I think you're like a sauerkraut! and you eat two buckets, it's like a rice bucket. Xu Moqiu glanced at him and stood up: "With such a large workload, how can you eat instant noodles?"
Dongfang asked Dao and smiled: "It's okay, I love to eat that." Hurry up and fix it for me. Oh, yes, add a ham sausage! No, two. ”
Labor and management want to soak you in urine!
The black guy who slept like a dead man on the bed heard the food, sat up suddenly, wiped the corner of his mouth, and shouted in a loud voice: "Ham sausage? Where is it? I want to eat ten!"
Xu Moqiu pointed to the hut next to him: "You have to eat and soak yourself." ”
This guy is not polite, and soaked himself in five barrels in one go. The ham sausage is as fragrant as it is, and the bucket is full.
Seeing that the two of them were snoring and eating, Xu Moqiu walked up to Lu Caidie and said softly: "Go, Caidie, go out to eat with me." ”
Lu Caidie shook her head: "No need, just deal with it casually, there are still a lot of things to be done." ”
"How can that work?" Xu Moqiu said with a stubborn face, "Look at you, everyone has lost a lot of weight, if your sister sees it, she will be distressed to death!"
"Oh, I really don't want to ......"
Xu Moqiu put his mouth to her ear and blew hot air: "You have to let me carry you, right?"
"You!" Lu Caidie's cheeks turned red instantly, and she reluctantly dropped the sample in her hand, picked up her bag and stood up.
Seeing the two walking outside side by side, Dongfang asked with instant noodles in his hand, "Where are you two going?"
"It's your business, eat your noodles!" Xu Moqiu slammed the door over.
"There is the opposite sex, there is no humanity!" Dongfang muttered and continued to eat noodles.
In the small laboratory, there is a strong smell of instant noodles.
As a result, after walking around outside, I didn't find a restaurant to open, Lu Caidie looked helpless: "Look, I just said to eat instant noodles, you have to come out and waste time." ”
"No waste. Xu Moqiu raised the ingredients he had just received and said with a smile, "Isn't there an abandoned kitchen outside the laboratory? ”
"That's fine. Lu Caidie has eaten instant noodles for many days, and she feels sick to her stomach when she smells the taste, and she eats it hard every time, which can improve the food, which is no better.
When the two of them returned to the laboratory, Dongfang Wendao stood up directly: "You guys are back, Qingyan called just now and asked me to go to the laboratory over there, and I will leave it to you here." ”
Then he didn't talk to them anymore, hurriedly packed up his things and went out.
As a bodyguard, the black guy naturally had to be with him, and when he passed by Xu Moqiu's side, he patted him on the shoulder: "Li Moqiu, a lonely man and a widow, don't mess around, don't forget that you are a family person." ”
Xu Moqiu wished that these two teasers would get out sooner, so he didn't bother to say a word to them, and began to get busy outside.
Soon, Lu Caidie, who was working hard, was attracted by an attractive fragrance.
Two simple dishes, a plate of braised pork and a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes.
Xu Moqiu kept putting vegetables into Lu Caidie's bowl, and said: "Eat more, look at yourself, what has become of you?
"Ah, really?" Lu Caidie looked nervous, quickly reached out and touched it, and didn't feel anything small, and said angrily, "I'm kidding me again! Do you believe it or not, tell my sister?"
"Ahem, eat, eat! After eating, I'll give you a massage. ”
Lu Caidie didn't refuse, there were only the two of them in the entire cabin, and she felt her heartbeat speed a little. Keep your head down and don't dare to look at the person opposite.
It turns out that the job of a personal bodyguard is not ordinarily boring. Especially with a workaholic. Except for eating, Lu Caidie barely looked at him.
At eight o'clock in the evening, she was busy.
At twelve o'clock, it still didn't stop.
After two o'clock, she was still concentrating on her research.
I don't know how many cups of coffee I drank, Xu Moqiu stayed by her side until after four o'clock in the morning, and finally couldn't hold it anymore, beat her stiff neck, and said to Lu Caidie: "It's not too early, it's time to rest." ”
Lu Caidie shook her head: "It's okay, I'm not sleepy, you go to sleep first." ”
Xu Moqiu rubbed her shoulder: "Then how can you do it? You look in the mirror, you don't know how haggard you are? Be obedient, hurry up and go to bed! Your body is important." ”
Lu Caidie was already sleepy, so she didn't refuse anymore, stood up and said, "That's okay." I'll go wash up first. ”
When she came out after washing, Xu Moqiu was already asleep on the small bed, there was only one bed in the whole room, and she usually slept with Wen Ren Qingyan, but she didn't feel anything.
Can ...... now
A voice sounded in my head: "What are you afraid of? It's not like you haven't slept." ”
A strong sense of sleepiness hit, Lu Caidie really couldn't stop it, leaned sideways, and fell asleep next to him. Xindao: Just sleep for a while, for a while......
As a result, when she woke up, it was already the third pole of the sun, and she didn't know when she shrank in Xu Moqiu's arms.
It seemed that he had pinched something in his hand, and when he felt it carefully, he suddenly blushed to the base of his neck, and hurriedly pulled out his hand to get up. Xu Moqiu's subtle voice next to him came: "It's still early, sleep for a while." ”
Lu Caidie felt hot all over, her heart seemed to pop out of her chest, and she said, "I can't sleep, and there is ...... Can you take your hand away, I'm very uncomfortable with you like this. ”
Hearing her voice, Xu Moqiu woke up suddenly, and said with an embarrassed face: "Uh...... I'm sorry, I thought ......"
Lu Caidie tidied up her clothes and said with a mocking face: "Why do you think I'm a sister? or Mengyan? or ...... Is it Qianqian?"
"Huh?" Xu Moqiu sat up instantly, looking at Lu Caidie with a surprised expression.
Lu Caidie took out a comb, combed her hair, and said with a smile: "What's the matter?
Xu Moqiu didn't deny it, and said with a puzzled expression: "How do you know?"
"Hey...... Speaking of which, I also blame me for this. Lu Caidie sat at the head of the bed, sighed, and told her about the heart-to-heart talk with Lu Qianqian that time.
Xu Moqiu was so surprised, he didn't expect Lu Caidie to actually support Qianqian! No wonder she would be so bold later.
"The night before you went to fight, you slept in Qianqian's house, right? Don't deny it, I saw your cigarettes and lighters, and ......" Lu Caidie's cheeks were crimson, "Don't throw your pants away in the future." ”
Yes, these things appeared in Lu Qianqian's room at the same time, who would believe that the relationship between the two of them was pure?
Xu Moqiu continued to ask, "What about Meng Yan, how do you know?"
"She's pregnant, and she can't hide it from others, but she can't hide it from me. Lu Caidie said proudly.
Sure enough, the women of the Lu family are all extremely smart. Xu Moqiu sighed: "Then what are you going to do?"
"What to do, that's your business, what does it have to do with me?" Lu Caidie stretched and stood up, "I have more important things to do now, and...... I'm not a tongue-chewing person. ”
Xu Moqiu followed and got up: "I'll make you breakfast." ”
"Huh. Lu Caidie turned around and smiled charmingly, "I can think that you are currying favor with me?"
Xu Moqiu touched the bridge of his nose in embarrassment: "Look at what you said, this is what my personal bodyguard should do." ”
Soon, Xu Moqiu walked in with two bowls of egg noodles, Lu Caidie picked two noodles, and suddenly put down the chopsticks.
"What's wrong? It's not to your taste, why don't I make it for you again?"
"It's not. Lu Caidie's face was excited, "I just suddenly had a bold idea!"