Lu Yifan used his mortal Weibo to post a poem, and posted: "

I'm a big fan of Fanyu, the most data-saving and ad-free site on mobile phones. Seeing so many people who are called TV people, in fact, they are not as good as garbage stupid beeps in the black me, I can't bear it! Write a poem and dedicate it to the directors of the toilet counter and the lychee table!

Horizontally, it is a peak on the side of the ridge, and the height is different from far and near. I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in the ...... This mountain!

Sesame Table.

Ou Yangming's hand holding the mobile phone trembled.

"This Lu Yifan is really not afraid of offending people!"

On the campus of Jiang University.

He Wen, Wang Yafei, Yang Chan, Tang Mengyao and others giggled when they held their mobile phones one by one.

"Yifan is really interesting, he plays his own fan, and he says such a righteous and awe-inspiring thing!"

"But this poem is really well written!"

"Don't forget that Yifan was the one who conquered the two great writers, Buddha Zi and Hezi!"

"My husband is a cow!

As soon as this poem came out, it immediately became popular!

As soon as it appeared on Weibo, countless netizens had goosebumps.

"I'm going to it!"

"Awesome!"

"What a sharp way to scare people!

"This poem is so wonderful!"

"The first two sentences are nothing, and the last sentence is simply amazing!"

"Aren't mortals writing small white writing?

"I'm a mortal who doesn't make a move, and when I make a move, I will be shocked by the ghosts and gods! I will scare the directors of the three major television stations by myself! This is the rhythm of a war with the entire television industry!"

"I haven't seen the works of mortals, but when I read this poem, I feel that this person's humanities are so good!

The more literature is lacking, the more people admire people with good literary talents!

After reading this poem, many people were shocked!

Especially the fans of mortals, one by one, it can be said that they are "jaw-dropping"!

Needless to say, the writing is a mess, and the writing is so white that people can't bear to look at it directly.

Even if it is, the writing is only slightly improved, and there is no high literary connotation in it.

Therefore, in the literary world, no one regards mortals, the so-called first god in the online literature world, as a real literati.

This time, he came to such a poem coldly, which can be said to have shocked the entire Chinese literary circle!

Isn't it simple for Lu Yifan to satirize people?

This Su Shi is famous, before the Heavenly Wish Charm changed the world, it can be said that everyone knows it!

"From the front, the side of the Lushan Mountains are undulating, the peaks are towering, from the distance, near, high, low to see the Lushan, Lushan presents a variety of different appearances. The reason why I can't recognize the true face of Lushan is because I am in the middle of Lushan. ”

Even such a big literary world would feel that they were short-sighted, but at this time and occasion, Lu Yifan took it out to scare a few people, but it couldn't be more suitable!

This poem is worth a thousand words, and everything Lu Yifan wants to express is in it.

Do you think the show I planned is not good?

Think the song written by Lao Tzu is not qualified to sing for the king?

Think my idea isn't working?

That's because your own level is low, and you can't understand the true meaning and essence of what Lao Tzu has planned!

I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain!

"Mortal great, it's so domineering for you!"

"That's great!"

"The sightseeing group of the mortal bar passed by, and fully supported the mortal great!"

"There is a mortal word, mortal, mortal language, a family!"

"Hahaha, it's amazing for my mortals! Those bunch of beam-jumping clowns, mortals are killing them to death!"

Fans of mortals and mortals alike jumped out.

Fans of The Voice have also jumped out in support of mortals.

Similarly, those Ha Han Ha Ri, who like Japanese and Korean culture, like Mango Channel, Lychee Channel, etc., these brain-dead fans who buy the copyright of variety shows in other countries are also angry one by one!

"I don't know the true face of Lushan, just because I am in this mountain? Heheda, mortal, you are too loud! People don't know where the variety shows in Japan and South Korea are higher than your voice!"

"It's only the first episode of the show that it's inflated?

"The ignorant are fearless! I don't know how many years of variety shows in Japan and South Korea have been groping, and I have already figured out a mature shooting system! The first issue of Hello Voice is good, that's because the contestants are well selected! Can you guarantee that there are highlights in the period?"

"I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in this mountain! You are a writer of Xiaobaiwen, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you!"

"I'm not a real writer, and I still learn to compose poetry!"

Black fans have used the fact that mortals have written Xiaobaiwen to personally attack him.

#凡人装逼学人作诗#的话题, it directly climbed to the third place on the 24-hour hot topic list!

In the main hall of the Leiyin Temple in Lotus Mountain, Jiangdong.

Buddha Shi Yongyi is chatting with his friend the great poet Hezi Pintea.

"Brother He, Jiang Da and his entourage gained a lot last time. It is really a great blessing for me to be able to see Lu Yifan as such an amazing person!" Shi Yongyi said with a smile.

"Yes, heaven is not born of an ordinary person, eternity is like a long night! It is worthy of being the grandson taught by the old man Lu Nima, and he has learned so much that even you and I have to look up to him!" He Zi sighed with his beard curled.

Bite!!

Hezi's cell phone rang.

When I opened my phone, I found that it was sent by a member of the Chinese Poetry Association.

"Old man He, I just saw a poem on the Weibo hot topic list, it feels great, can you give it a taste?"

Attached to the bottom is the poem that Lu Yifan just made.

"Horizontally, it is a peak on the side of the ridge, and the height is different from far and near. I don't know the true face of Lushan, only because I am in the ...... This mountain!"

After reading it, Hezi's originally slightly squinted eyes suddenly opened up!

My body trembled in shock!

Awesome!

This poem is simply awesome!

It's a masterpiece of the ages!! it's simply !!

Seeing that Hezi was excited like this, Shi Yongyi couldn't help but be curious: "Brother He, why are you so excited?"

Hezi handed the phone to Shi Yongyi, and it turned out that Shi Yongyi's expression was even more exaggerated than Hezi's!

"Amitabha! It's really Amitabha's Buddha!! who made this poem? How can he have such an amazing talent!" Shi Yongyi said excitedly.

"A member of our association sent a poem that appeared to be written on Weibo by an online writer named 'Mortal'.

Wait a minute, I'll open my Weibo and search for this person. ”

After opening Weibo, Hezi searched for mortals, and the first thing that appeared was Lu Yifan's account.

When you open a mortal account, the first thing that catches your eye is the introduction he wrote:

I have a pearl, which has been locked by dust for a long time. Today, the dust is gone, shining all over the mountains and rivers!

"!!!" After reading this introduction, Hezi was shocked and burst into a foul language!