Volume 2 Super Teacher Chapter 300 Final Carnival (1)
Looking at the cold-blooded animal that was still squirming, Xu Moqiu suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and shouted at Lu Bao'er, who was full of smiles, "What do you want to do?"
This little witch didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and put snakes in a man's bed!
Lu Bao'er tugged at his clothes: "Oh, you are angry, you have said that there are occasional things to discuss with mud." ”
"Then you can say it. Xu Moqiu rubbed his temples with a helpless expression.
Lu Bao'er climbed into bed: "Then you promise to be married first." ”
"What do you say first? ”
"Oh, it's very simple! Okay 8 Okay!" Lu Baoer stepped forward, hugged Xu Moqiu's arm and began to be coquettish, the plump grinding in front of him made Xu Moqiu very angry.
Xindao: This little fart child is not very old, but he is developing well, and in a few years, I am afraid that even Lu Mingyue will bow down. I don't know which Wang Ba calf will be cheaper at that time......
No, what am I thinking? Whoever takes a fancy to her Lu Bao'er should have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! If you don't die of playing, you will burn high incense.
"What do you tell me first?" Xu Moqiu pushed her away very incomprehensibly, and was very vigilant in her heart, she was grinding herself like this, and there was nothing good about it.
Lu Baoer refused to let go: "The mud agrees first, and occasionally tells the mud." ”
"That's not good!" Xu Moqiu's head shook like a rattle. This damn child is bad, and God knows what kind of pit she's going to dig for you to jump into.
"Oops~ It's really gray and gray, and it's often simple to drop that kind of ......" Lu Bao'er continued to grind, and her voice was extremely loud.
"What's the matter?"
"You promise the bird?"
"Nope. If she guessed correctly, she must have brought recording equipment, if she relented and didn't promise afterwards, she would definitely go to Lu Mingyue to complain! Could be fooled?
Two-word evaluation: clumsy!
"Mud Zhendi 8 promised?" Lu Bao'er let go of her hand and asked with a cold face.
Xu Moqiu simply pulled down his skin: "There's no need to discuss." ”
"Is there a real drop of wood to discuss?"
"It's more real than real gold!"
"That's good! I'll tell my sister about you and the third sister!" Lu Bao'er said and was about to leave. If the soft ones don't work, the hard ones will come.
Xu Moqiu hurriedly pulled her back: "Bao'er, don't leave yet." ”
"Then you agreed?" Lu Bao'er looked at him with a smile.
"Yes. Xu Moqiu nodded in humiliation. She took this threat, and she had to succumb to Lu Bao'er's obscenity.
"Na...... You can say it yourself. 8 Xu regretted it, come, pull the hook. Lu Bao'er said with a grin, stretching out her chubby little finger.
Xu Moqiu shook his head secretly, Lu Baoer is really a child who doesn't grow up, he is sixteen years old, and he still plays these children's games. But he didn't dare to disagree, so he had to stretch out his finger and pull the hook with her.
Lu Baoer had words in her mouth: "Hook and hang, you are not allowed to change for a hundred years, whoever changes is the king of the nine eggs!"
"Who is Wang Jiudan?"
"Bastard brother. You're in charge, anyway, 8 Su Shenma is a good bird. ”
Well, you say what you say is what it is.
"Briquettes, don't you have the kind of elixir that makes silver beautiful?" Lu Bao'er's big eyes sparkled, like two glowing gems in the dark night, innocent and beautiful that people couldn't bear to hurt, but Xu Moqiu knew that this was actually an illusion. This girl has a bad heart.
Xu Moqiu asked rhetorically: "What elixir?"
Lu Bao'er patiently reminded: "Just the plain kind, the wide one will make the silver more and more beautiful, and the kind that is wider and more durable!"
Damn, what am you a robot cat? Xu Moqiu couldn't help but laugh: "Who did you listen to? How can there be such a magical thing in this world." ”
"The third sister told the even-drop wow, swollen, do you want to admit it?"
Xu Moqiu was shocked, could it be that Lu Qianqian told this big mouth all her secrets?
"She said that you asked her for that kind of medicine. ”
"That's it?"
"Or pinch?"
"Huh......" Xu Moqiu breathed a sigh of relief, and patiently explained to her, "Bao'er, you also know that this kind of panacea is something that can be met but not sought......"
Lu Bao'er pouted, looking unhappy: "Ni Su is repenting, do you want to be the king?"
"It doesn't matter if you're a king or not. Bao'er, this kind of thing is the essence of heaven and earth...... Oops...... Where are you going!"
Lu Baoer was too lazy to talk nonsense with him: "I'll find my sister evenly!"
"Your sister is asleep, and besides, she is so busy every day, can you bear to disturb her now?" Xu Moqiu pulled her to sit down, thought for a long time, and said, "That's it, I don't have this thing for the time being, but I'll hurry up and help you get it...... But, what are you doing with this, Bo'er?"
Lu Bao'er's eyes rolled: "Even...... My classmate has a terminal illness and wants to be beautiful before he dies!"
I believe you're a ghost! Obviously, you want to use it yourself, and Xiao Nizi still doesn't admit it.
Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes: "It's not early, there are still a few days before the exam, you go back to sleep." I'll hurry up what I promised you. ”
"Kuosu puppet crushed 8 wow!Briquette, do you play with the doll 8 okay?" Although it was almost a little closer, Lu Baoer still didn't feel any sleep. I can't sleep, so why don't I bring an idler along? And Xu Moqiu is the best choice.
Xu Moqiu's face sank: "What are you playing? In the middle of the night, you are a girl in my room, what kind of body do you be? Hurry up! Otherwise, I will call someone!"
"You call it, you just scream to cut your throat, and even 8 go! Even today you will break the birds here!" Lu Bao'er spread out on Xu Moqiu's bed, put it in a big word, and played a scoundrel.
"Are you sure you won't go?"
Lu Bao'er was very resolute and closed her eyes: "Sure and sure!"
"If you don't go, I'll go!" Xu Moqiu hugged the quilt and left angrily.
Lu Baoer turned over: "Hmph! I don't believe in mud 8 fat!"
However, Lu Bao'er waited and waited, Xu Moqiu still didn't come back, and fell asleep in a daze. By the time she got up, there was no longer Xu Moqiu in the room.
Xu Moqiu originally wanted to ride Mitchell's motorcycle to the school to show off, but when he walked downstairs, there was still a shadow of half a car? There was also a vice and a broken lock on the ground.
The car was stolen!
Xu Moqiu was so angry that he jumped up, crossed his waist and spat on the spot, and scolded for half an hour, until his saliva dried up, and then he rode his broken bicycle to school.
I didn't eat breakfast in the morning, bought two breads and a bottle of mineral water at the commissary, and was sitting on a chair to solve it.
The morning news is being broadcast on TV, the theft case of the Lu family villa, the wounding case, and the verdict of the suspect has come out. Mei Qiguan was sentenced to five years in prison, and Yu Wenbo was sentenced to 10 years in prison and all personal property was confiscated.
Mei Qiguan had to see Lu Qianqian before being imprisoned, but Lu Qianqian refused.
Good is rewarded with good, and evil is rewarded with evil.
Xu Moqiu sighed and dialed Lu Zhe's phone: "Where is it?"
"In the classroom. ”
"Your mother's verdict has come down. ”
Lu Zhe's tone was a little cold: "Well, I know." ”
"I'll take you to see her when I'm free, she's a poor person after all. ”
Lu Zhe said perfunctorily: "Let's talk about it then." Not to mention brother-in-law, I'm going to review my homework. ”
Looking at the phone that had been hung up, Xu Moqiu shook his head: It seems that I have to find a time to talk to this kid.
......
Time flies.
July 16th.
The first year of high school ushered in their last exam of the school year.
Because it is a final exam, the school still attaches great importance to it, and only one invigilator was arranged in each examination room for the monthly exam, and two were arranged for the final exam.
One in front and one behind, one man and one woman.
The so-called men and women are not tired of working together, in the first class, Xu Moqiu was very honored to be assigned to an examination room with Qin Da Beauty.
In order to impress Qin Mengyan with herself, Xu Moqiu took out twelve points of ability, and whenever she cheated, Xu Moqiu saw one by one and caught one by one, without mercy.
On the contrary, Qin Mengyan stilted her legs and looked at the magazine gracefully, as if she had nothing to do with her.
After a few exams, the name of the wicked Xu Moqiu spread among the students. Someone even forcibly buttoned him up with a certain old pervert's hat!
Why? It's nothing for this guy to catch cheating, but all the people he catches are big men! Obviously, there are several girls cheating under his nose, and he doesn't see them, and he still smiles cheaply! People want to give him two punches.
The night before the holiday, in the boys' dormitory of the third class of high school.
The moment the lights went out, several people who had already slept honestly stood up like zombies.
The white toad lit a cigarette and said in a deep voice, "Are you all ready?"
"Don't worry!"
Chen Aman picked up his schoolbag and put it on his chest, with an awe-inspiring expression: "As the commander-in-chief of this sweep, I emphasize again, this is the last action of our freshman career, and we must do something meaningful, only success and failure!"
Niu Gangmen impatiently bolted a large snakeskin bag to his body: "Okay, okay, stop pulling it!
Chen Aman looked downstairs, saw several flashlight beams dangling in the dark, and hurriedly pulled him down: "Wait! Teacher Zhou doesn't seem to have left yet, Da Lang, you go down and take a look." ”
Wu Dalang muttered dissatisfiedly, "Why me?"
"If you want to go, you will go! Why is there so much nonsense? All actions are under command. ”
"That's it, go, go! You're small and don't get noticed. ”
"You look so artistic, who are you going to go if you don't go?"
"Hmph, count you as talking. Wu Dalang dodged and disappeared into the darkness.
I can't even hear what I say, is the language taught by pigs? If Xu Moqiu is here, he will definitely give him a brain.
About ten minutes later, a WeChat message came, and several people looked at each other and smiled, and began to act.
There were no anti-theft windows outside the balcony on the third floor, and a few people drove down the water pipe next to the balcony to the alley next to the barber shop on the ground floor.
Just as he was about to leave, suddenly there were footsteps in the darkness, and at the same time, the beam of a flashlight shone indiscriminately. It was on duty that Teacher Zhou went and returned, Niu Gangmen was taken aback, and secretly scolded Wu Dalang for not succeeding enough and losing more than anything.
The white toad was a little nervous and whispered, "What should I do?"
"Don't panic!" Chen Aman, as the commander-in-chief of this operation, is not chaotic in the face of danger, but he has a bit of a general's demeanor.
He took out a black plastic bag from his pocket and stuffed it into Niu Gangmen's hand, "Lao Niu, you are a good comrade, at the critical moment, it depends on you!" You put it on your head and run in the other direction to attract the attention of the teacher on duty, and wait for us to gather outside the school. ”
"Why don't you go?" Niu Gangmen was very dissatisfied.
"Isn't this nonsense? You're a sports commissioner, who are you not going to do this kind of thing?"
"That's it!" the white toad urged beside him, "hurry up, he'll come over in a while, and none of us will be able to escape." ”
"Well, then watch out for yourselves. "Being used as cannon fodder, Niu Gangmen is 10,000 reluctant. But I couldn't think of a better way for a while, so I had to bite the bullet and take the plastic bag and put it on my head.
I planned the route in my mind first, took a deep breath, and jumped out of the alley with a "whoosh", and ran wildly towards the basketball court with my head down, and the footsteps in the dark were very clear, echoing in the campus.