Pretty!

"Medium!" Without waiting for Xu Moqiu to speak, Lu Zhe, who was biting the pen, said, "Sister...... Teacher Xu likes this!"

Xu Moqiu felt that he must have too little homework. Wait, Lao Tzu will open a back door for you when the time comes.

"Ahem...... Classmate Mu, it's much better like this!" Xu Moqiu sat up straight and said with a serious face, "However, you are the one who shows your arms and thighs, are you ......?"

"Okay, in the summer, wearing a suspender will be exposed?" Lu Mingyue said with a look of disdain, "Those who wear bikinis must not be pulled out and shot?"

Ignoring Xu Moqiu anymore, he took Mu Wanjing's hand and said cordially: "Your situation, Teacher Xu roughly told me about it, do you think this is ......?"

Weekends always pass quickly, and early on Monday morning, Xu Moqiu was woken up by a ringing phone.

Pressing the answer button, Liao Yibao's majestic voice came: "Teacher Xu, it's your turn to be on duty, you won't still be sleeping, right?"

Xu Moqiu looked dazed: "What week is it worth?"

"What? Don't you usually look at the schedule? How do you become a class teacher? I will limit you to rush to school within ten minutes! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!" Liao Yibao roared and hung up the phone directly.

"Neurotic!" Xu Moqiu was pestered by Lu Baoer to play games until midnight last night, and now he is sleepy, how can he have the kung fu to take care of this dead bald head, not to mention covering his head with the quilt and falling asleep.

However, as soon as he lay down, the phone rang unrelentingly, Xu Moqiu suddenly became angry, and when he picked it up, he saw that it was his immediate boss Gao Yuanjun Gao Leader calling.

"Xiao Xu, something happened on Friday, I forgot to inform you of this week's duty arrangement, I'm sorry! You hurry to the school, Vice Principal Liao is angry!"

"Oh, I see, on the way!"

Xu Moqiu had no choice but to turn over and get up, get dressed, get on a broken bicycle and go straight to school.

By the time he arrived at the school gate, it was already half past six o'clock, the school radio sounded, and the students entered the campus one after another. Fearing that his car would be lost, Xu Moqiu stuffed a cigarette into the old man's hand and parked the car in the guard's room with a dead face.

As soon as he took two steps, Liao Yibao's voice sounded in his ears: "Teacher Xu, you are finally here!

As he spoke, he threw a red armband over, and then said: "You just stay at the door, after seven o'clock, all the students who have not yet entered the school gate will be stopped and brought to the rostrum!"

Looking at Liao Yibao's distant back, Xu Moqiu smacked fiercely: "Dog, you deserve to be beaten as a single!"

The attendance situation of the morning exercise is still as bad as ever, especially in the third class of the first year of high school, when Xu Moqiu released the water, there were still eighteen people who were late.

After Liao Guangtou emphasized it again and again, he let everyone go to breakfast, and Xu Moqiu also dragged his tired body to the cafeteria.

At ten thirty, Xu Moqiu finally ushered in his first class.

Holding the handouts, he pushed open the classroom door with great ambition, his hand was slippery and greasy, and the doorknob was coated with disgusting viscous liquid, fortunately it was glue, not snot, otherwise Xu Moqiu would definitely be mad on the spot.

Xu Moqiu walked up to the podium, swept his eyes coldly to the stage, waved his sleeves, and shouted: "Go to class!"

A group of people in the audience stood up lazily: "Hello teacher!"

Chen Aman rolled his eyes: "This posture, I thought he was going to transform." ”

"Cut, you don't look at his cowardice. ”

"Quiet!" Xu Moqiu cleared his throat and said, "I believe that after two days of getting along, everyone is already familiar with me Xu someone, I won't say much polite words, let's open the textbook, let's start the class...... Last lesson...... By the way, where did you go to your last Chinese class?"

Flipping through the handout book, Xu Moqiu remembered a very serious question, I don't know where the previous one talked about, how did he take this job?

"Hahahaha......" The audience suddenly burst into laughter, and even Mu Wanjing was speechless with her hand touching her forehead, this Teacher Xu is simply a superb.

Xu Moqiu was like a judge, patted the board on the podium, and shouted: "Silence!"

Wu Guokui raised his hand: "Teacher, I know! It's 'Hongmen Banquet'! It's Guan Yu's assassination of Xiang Yu, and Li Bai shouting 'Wang Yingjian'!"

It's terrible to be uneducated, Xu Moqiu can't wait to kick this ugly thing out of the classroom!

"Fart! It's obviously "Lanting Collection Preface"!"

"Isn't that right? It's clearly "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond". ”

"I'm like a fish in your lotus pond, just to wait for the white moonlight with you......"

There was a pot of porridge under the podium, Xu Moqiu slapped the board again, and shouted: "Shut up for me!"

At this time, you can only rely on your own people. It's a pity that Mu flipped through the brand-new textbook and said helplessly: "Teacher, I don't know." ”

"Huh, when did you change your hairstyle?"

"yes, yes, where's your lipstick?"

"Wow! It's so beautiful! Let's watch a movie together after school!"

"Phew!"

It was quiet for less than ten seconds, and it boiled again in an instant, Xu Moqiu slapped the board eraser, and the audience suddenly fell silent, and then heard Xu Moqiu pointing to the door and roaring: "Chen Aman, let me go out and stand! As a member of the study committee, you are an example of this?"

Being named by Xu Moqiu, Chen Aman stood up, shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and walked out with his textbook.

Sven people are mad, often the most terrifying.

The effect of this trick is not bad, and the audience is a lot quieter in an instant.

It seems that these birdmen are bullying the weak and afraid of the hard! Xu Moqiu thought that he had grasped their weakness, and said with a cold face: "This is the end of disobedience in class! This is the school, not your home! If you want to do nonsense! If anyone violates classroom discipline again, I will deal with him seriously! I will not tolerate it!"

"Okay, without further ado, the middle student in the last row, take your hand out of the pocket of your tablemate, this is class time, please do it until after class. The makeup classmate on the windowsill, no one told you, is your lipstick ugly......"

In one breath, he named a few more people, and the following suddenly became honest, Xu Moqiu was secretly proud in his heart, and opened the textbook: "Since everyone doesn't remember where they learned, let's start with the first lesson." Let's open the textbook and turn the book to the first lesson, today we will study "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond". ”

turned around, picked up the chalk, skillfully wrote a few big characters on the blackboard, looking at the numb faces in the audience, Xu Moqiu thought about it and wiped it off directly, and struggled to write a few fair big characters.

Next, I ask one of my classmates to get up and read the first paragraph of the text aloud. Did anyone volunteer?"

"Me!"

"Me!"

There were countless responders for a while, seeing that Wu Dalang was so excited, Xu Moqiu didn't want to save his face, and nodded at him: "Then, it's up to Wu Dalang...... The students came to recite the first paragraph to everyone, and everyone applauded!"

In the sparse applause, Wu Guokui stood up with a smile on his face, looking at the face that was smiling brighter than a chrysanthemum, Xu Moqiu felt a chill in his heart, and pointed to the audience: "Turn around and read it to everyone." ”

Instead of disgusting himself with this face, it is better to let him disgust the group of rabbit cubs in the audience who don't know the height of the sky.

"Ahem...... ahem" Wu Dalang cleared his throat and kept the textbook aside, just when Xu Moqiu thought that this hair was about to start reciting, what he didn't expect was that he actually pinched his orchid finger and sang with his voice babbling!

"Cut a period of time and flow slowly, flowing into the moonlight and rippling slightly, playing a small lotus faint incense ......"

After singing two sentences, Xu Moqiu hurriedly interrupted: "Stop!"

"What's the matter, teacher? Is it because I'm not emotionally committed? You give me another chance, this time I'll sing to you in a Beijing accent! Cut a period of time and flow slowly......"

Xu Moqiu said angrily: "Get out!"

You don't have to sing it, you can endure it if you sing ugly! What Xu Moqiu can't stand the most is the expression on this guy's face when he sings. is completely a romantic action movie in which the actor reaches the climax and is exploding, or is about to explode, which makes people get goosebumps at a glance.

"Teacher, don't be angry, anger hurts your liver! That child was sat on by a pig on his head when he was a child, and he is not very bright, so don't take it to heart. Niu Gangmen, a member of the sports committee, hurriedly handed over a bottle of mineral water from the back row.

Do you still want Lao Tzu to have diarrhea?

Xu Moqiu didn't break it down, and nodded: "So, let's ask our squad leader to recite the first paragraph of the text to you, where is everyone's applause?"

A trace of disappointment flashed in Mu Wanjing's eyes, she thought that the teacher would order her "childcare", but she didn't expect to order Zhao Yaru. The mood is suddenly not beautiful.

Squad leader Zhao Yaru rose in response, and a crisp voice sounded: "My heart has been quite unquiet these days. Sitting in the courtyard tonight, I suddenly remembered the lotus pond that I walked by every day, in the light of this full moon, there should be something else......"

"Okay!" After reading a paragraph, Xu Moqiu took the lead in applauding. The audience erupted in warm applause, and Xu Moqiu secretly said in his heart: It seems that this Zhao Yaru is very popular in the class, huh...... It can be set as the next object to be wooed.

Xu Mo nodded at her, motioned for her to sit down first, and picked up the textbook: "This article, in terms of external form and structure, can be divided into three parts. The first part, which is the paragraph recited by Zhao just now, is mainly to explain the reason for the trip, so which student will tell me what is the reason for the author's trip?

Xiao Changfu raised his hand: "Teacher, I think the author went out to play because he was snubbed by his wife and was upset." ”

"Where did you tell that he was being snubbed by his wife?"

"Teacher, if you look at the sentence 'The wife is patting the leap in the house, humming a sleep song in a daze', it can be seen here that his wife is very tired because of taking care of the children, and she has no time to pay attention to him. And from the word 'quietly', I seem to perceive that he is lonely and unbearable, and has some ulterior purpose in his heart......"

Xu Moqiu waved his hand directly: "Okay, sit down!"

There is nothing to explain in the first paragraph, and then a few students read the following texts, the reading level of these people is simply terrible, and there are even typos in a paragraph like a white toad, and several places are even guessing and deceiving vaguely, not to mention integrating into feelings, barely reading it is already his limit.

resisted the urge to beat people, and listened to them read the text, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Xu Moqiu frowned and looked at the borrowed lecture notes for a long time, always feeling that it was too rigid and uninspiring, and if he read the book according to the script, he was completely destroying his tall image of "knowledgeable". It is even more boring and meaningless to continue reading aloud.

Inadvertently looked downstairs, it was mid to early June, and the lotus flowers were blooming in the lotus pond next to the teaching building, and Xu Moqiu instantly had an idea in his heart.

Instead of letting everyone sit and discuss these illusory things, why not enjoy the scenery of the lotus pond in person, combine body and mind, and maybe gain more?

With a cough, he threw the handout aside, and said with his hands behind his back: "I believe everyone has seen lotus flowers and the scenery of the lotus pond. Everyone took their textbooks, brought pens and went downstairs with me. ”

Wu Guokui poked in a somewhat deformed head from outside the door: "Teacher, it's daytime." I think the best time to do it is at night!"

Someone nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, Da Lang has a point!"

There is a reason for shit! Lao Tzu is taking you to be a thief? Xu Moqiu almost didn't stuff the broom pole into his throat, and said angrily: "Shut up Lao Tzu! Keep up!"

"In front of everyone, it is one of the three beautiful scenery of our Boya Middle School......" Xu Moqiu walked in front of the class like a tour guide, and when he was talking, there were already students behind him who began to move their hands and feet to the scenery in front of them, and their faces sank suddenly.

"White toad, everything has life, even flowers. Do unto others as you would have them do to you. While you pinch someone's buttocks, think about the scene where someone stabs you with a stick. ”

"Cheng Yuxin, the lotus buds are not yet ripe, beware of food poisoning, if you are hungry and panic. Xiao Changfu is happy to invite you to eat the pig's head pot helmet of Wu Guokui's classmates. ”

"Niu Gangmen, you are as black as coal, what are you covering with lotus leaves? Are you going to cover yourself up as a flower chicken......