Chapter 52: Throwing the phone
Xia Yao and Tang Wan worked non-stop for a whole week.
Tang Wan has just arrived, and he has to go to the school to go through various procedures, register the information of international students, apply for a campus card, get familiar with the campus, and add various necessities to normal life - although Ouyang Xun's house is not short of basic daily necessities, but the needs of girls, you can never imagine how many things you want......
Xia Yao was busy moving things from the apartment to Ouyang Xun's mansion. Although the sunshine in California is good, except for March and April every year, you can basically get full attendance every month, but Xia Yao and Pei Xiaoyun's apartment is north-facing...... No matter how hot and bright the sun was, their little apartment would always be dark. The apartment is randomly assigned by the intermediary after the house type is determined, and they are not allowed to pick and choose.
Xia Yao had long wanted to move out of this small, dark, and depressing apartment, and another thing was her roommate Pei Xiaoyun. Let's not talk about Pei Xiaoyun always asking her for help: help with homework, help with cooking, Xia Yao didn't ask her for anything in return, but she was keen to help her and Zhou Ye...... To be precise, it was to help Zhou Ye ask Xia Yao, Xia Yao would never take the initiative to have anything to do with Zhou Ye, and avoided it.
In the past few days, she has been surprisingly lucky, and she went back to the apartment several times to tidy up her things, but Pei Xiaoyun was not there, so she escaped her interrogation like a family raider. Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory, Xia Yao thinks that she is unlucky on the road, and it is impossible to be so smooth all the time......
"If I were you, I would move out on the first day I met Ouyang Xun. Tang Wan said this as soon as she stepped into her apartment. In her words: Pei Xiaoyun has never done anything good. One person lives in Ouyang Xun's apartment, which is good, the day of ascending to the immortals.
When she first rented a house, Xia Yao didn't have much choice, the rent in the school district was high, and one room for one person was too luxurious, and Pei Xiaoyun was the only Chinese girl of the same level and major as Xia Yao. Although foreign girls are cheerful and lively, Xia Yao can't stand their enthusiasm for jumping, a small jump in three days and a big jump in five days, and every time they don't get drunk and don't return...... Pei Xiaoyun at least wouldn't be so exaggerated to affect her study and rest, how could it be exaggerated? Jumping all night and resting during the day, coming back when the sky was bright and holding the toilet and vomiting.
With Tang Wan's right-hand man, moving very quickly, Xia Yao moved her room quietly, and now the only thing left is to sublet. Of course, her and Tang Wan's priority these days is to attend classes. Don't ask how Xueba managed to learn and move under high pressure......
Friday is usually a seminar class taught by a teaching assistant, and it just so happened that Tang Wan's class on Friday was the same as Xia Yao's, and it ended at noon. The two discussed all night yesterday and didn't discuss where to play, not because there was no place to play, but because Tang Wan wanted to play everywhere, and it was difficult to choose for a while - this is called the trouble of happiness......
So, now, Tang Wan and Xia Yao are watching a movie in Ouyang Xun's apartment with pizza in their hands, and they are bored on Friday afternoon. The volume of the movie is not very high, and the occasional sound of the waves crashing can be heard, which has a special mood. The seaside mansion with a movie doesn't seem to be so boring, not shabby at all.
Xia Yao's mobile phone suddenly shook twice.
With God: Sister-in-law!Where's I'm done filming today!【Gourd Baby's Transformation .gif】
The meme lit up......
Brother Xia: At Ouyang Xun's house.
With God: My sister is also there? [Shiba Inu Voyeur .jpg]
Xia Yao found that Gu Youji's every word was accompanied by vivid and vivid emojis, which was really funny.
Moreover, how does he manage to have emojis for every sentence, and each emoji is not repeated? Is the emoji of a whole photo album updated daily? He can package these emojis for sale, or, just by sharing emojis, he can become a blogger with more than one million followers.
Brother Xia: Let's watch a movie.
Compared with Gu You's, her emojis are really incompatible. It's better not to send it.
Be with God: Then I'm coming!Let's play!Let's make dinner together!【Dog Flurry.gif】
Brother Xia: Okay.
Gu Youyi posted six animated expressions that said "coming" in a row, Bolt sprinted for 100 meters, pigs driving, dogs rolling, cats pounced on the camera, Sun Wukong somersaulted clouds, and Zhu Gege Little Swallow rode a horse......
Xia Yao: ......
Tang Wan: "Who is so verbose?"
She was attracted by the continuous vibration of the mobile phone, and at a glance: Gu You, who claimed to be her brother.
Oh, close the door and lock it. She thought to herself.
About two hours later, he appeared at the door of Ouyang Xun's house in full gear.
Tang Wan: "How famous do you think you are? No one will recognize you even if you run on the streets of the United States!"
After Gu You came, they still watched movies together. It's just that......
Gu He took off his hat after entering the door, and Xia Yao noticed that there was a faint redness and bulge on his forehead, which was the same as Tang Wan......
On the first day I met Tang Wan, the bulge on her forehead was particularly obvious after she took off her hat, and it has been much better these days. However, both of them have a pale complexion, and a little red will be obvious.
What did these two do?
Xia Yao didn't think about it, she guessed that it was not far from ten-fighting. Because since Gu He entered Ouyang Xun's house, he had never heard the sound of the waves, and the two of them had a sharp mouth, you can fight and pinch the sky in minutes, Xia Yao has no chance to interject at all.
"Let's make a game!" Gu Yu suddenly proposed.
"What kind of game, do you want to beat him, beat him to death before anyone else. "In the face of Gu and Tang Wan, it is simply a sword, and the same is true for Gu He.
"Are you sick? and beat people to death...... Come, you beat me to death, I will reward you with the champion, and become a terrible ghost to accompany you all the time. ”
"That's what you said. As soon as Tang Wan picked up the spatula and began to run after him all over the house......
Tang Wan has developed sports cells since he was a child, and he has won the school championship in the 100 meters, 1,500 meters and high jump - he is a flexible little chubby, but now he has lost a lot of weight and joined the ranks of normal figures.
Gu You couldn't outrun her...... It's a shame. It's not a physical problem, the size of the space in this room is really not as convenient as Tang Wan's running for Gu He's size.
"Sister-in-law, save me!" he hid behind Xia Yao ("hide" is used extremely inappropriately here, the watermelon is behind the apple, can you use it?).
"Wow! Gu He, don't you want to live anymore!" Tang Wan shook the spatula, back and forth at his fingers on Xia Yao's shoulder, and his eyebrows were about to be lifted into his hair—Ouyang Xun beat him to death in minutes! Physical contact with Xia Yao? No need to ask, it was definitely a taboo for Ouyang Xun!
Tang Wan shook the water from the spatula at Xia Yao's face......
She took out her mobile phone and slapped Gu He's sinful hand, Gu He: "Big sister, big sister! grandma! ancestor! Don't send it to Ouyang Xun! I beg you! I will die!"
"If you want you to die!" Tang Wan was as happy as his birthday, and he advanced to today.
Gu He snatched the phone while she was not paying attention, rushed to the balcony and threw it out the window......
Ouyang Xun won't kill him, and now Tang Wan will hack him to death in minutes.
Xia Yao slipped upstairs and hid in the bedroom before the first floor became the scene of the disaster, and let Tang Wan and Gu You fight to the death downstairs. She put on headphones and listened to her own Ouyang Xun's songs......
In the end, Gu He promised to buy her the latest iPhone tomorrow, and in the next five years, Apple will buy her every new phone.
Tang Wan did not lose money in this wave of trading, but made a lot of money.
Xia Yao went downstairs after two hours, and what surprised her was a scene in front of her: Tang Wangu and the two of them were harmoniously preparing the hot pot ingredients, and the bottom of the pot was already cooking: the pot base of the good man at home Gu and the adjustment, the ancestral recipe: beef bones, onions, green onions, ginger, garlic, shiitake mushrooms, carrots, tomatoes, salt, cooking wine, sugar, and a little spices: cinnamon, star anise, bay leaves......
Worthy of the ancestral secret recipe, the fragrance has filled the room.
Gu and his grandparents moved to the capital from Guangdong, and their diet was light and not too spicy, so the hot pot was also a pot of "clear stream".
"Sister-in-law, let's play a game, shall we?" Gu He saw Xia Yao coming downstairs. Proposed again.
Xia Yao: ......
Didn't you just have enough fun?
"Play to cook a mobile phone, whoever cooks the mobile phone first wins. ”
Xia Yao: ......
Tang Wan: ......
Is Gu He stupid by Tang Wan?
"Gu He, isn't the five-year mobile phone contract cool enough?" Tang Wan's eyes now look at Gu He completely, disgust and sympathy and shock - the special eyes for caring for the mentally handicapped.
"Five-year mobile phone contract?" Xia Yao didn't understand what happened to the two of them.
Tang Wan explained the "five-year mobile phone contract" to Xia Yao.
"And such a good thing, you threw away my phone too!" Xia Yao joked with Gu You.
As long as you log in to your Apple account, the information content is synchronized in minutes, and it is not troublesome to change your mobile phone!
"You have Ouyang Xun's mobile vault, and you still need Gu You's funding? If nothing else, where do you let Ouyang Xun's face go?" Tang Wan felt that the two of them today were not very smart.
Before she finished speaking, Gu You had already pulled her mobile phone from Xia Yao's hand and walked to the balcony.
After Tang Wan finished speaking, he had already come back empty-handed.
"What about the mobile phone?" Gu You likes to joke and make trouble, Xia Yao doesn't think he really moved.
"Throw it away!" he looked...... Very happy, showing off their empty hands to them.
"Gu You, you really have a problem with your brain??" Tang Wan's voice suddenly rose two octaves.
Is this person sick today? Xia Yao also began to doubt Gu He's brain.
She walked around Gu He to make sure that he hadn't hidden his phone and threw it away.
Sick. It's still a weird disease: I like to throw away my phone......
Can't you buy her a new phone and throw it away???
"You lend me your phone. She reached out to Gu You, the only one with a mobile phone now.
"What are you doing?" Gu crossed his arms to protect himself, making Xia Yao a bandit who came to rob money.
"What's the matter, you still have sex to rob?" Tang Wan looked disgusted-there were too many Gu and drama.
"Call Ouyang Xun, I'll be worried if he can't find me. ”
People walk on the ground, and dog food falls from the sky......
"I'll tell him!" Gu He swore to the sky.
"Would you say that you threw away Xia Yao's mobile phone?" Tang Wan didn't believe that Gu Hui would commit suicide...... Although stupid is a little stupid.
"Yes, yes, report truthfully! I will buy you a mobile phone after filming during the daytime tomorrow, whether there is a truthful report can be verified within 24 hours!" Gu You swore an oath, Xia Yao thought about it, her main purpose was not to let Ouyang Xun worry, that's all, the rest was what Tang Wan was worried about.
The two girls gave up and prepared the hot pot with peace of mind. Gu He secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and a layer of sweat was on his back - he had finally completed the task assigned to him by Ouyang Xun, was he easy! It was too difficult! It didn't feel like a human being inside and out......
The fact is that he didn't report to Ouyang Xun truthfully, so there was no need for this.