Chapter 104: Xie Hao guessed that Xie Lan had a sweetheart
Unexpectedly, Xie Lan just changed out of sneakers and sandals.
Then Xie Lan went out, and then Xie Lan and Xie Hao went out of the gate together, and Zhang Xiao heard the sound of locking the door.
them! Are they out, and I'm the only one in the house? Zhang Xiao walked around the courtyard and went under the gate to take a look, and it was indeed locked that the gate could not be opened.
Then stay in Xie Lan's boudoir now! Maybe she'll be back in a while?
Zhang Xiao lay down on Xie Lan's bed, resting for a while before anything else.
After sleeping for a while, Zhang Xiao got up and saw that it was drizzling outside. Summer is the rainy season.
Zhang Xiao looked outside, a magpie landed on the treetops, this magpie looked left and right, not knowing what it was looking at.
Zhang Xiao picked up his mobile phone, found a WeChat message from Bao Bao, and listened: "I have recently encountered a bottleneck in the live broadcast, and it is very low, what should I do?"
Zhang Xiao: "It's normal, there will be a low ebb in any business! Stick to it, maybe it will be good in a few days!"
Baby: "Hey, hopefully, how are you doing?"
Of course, Zhang Xiao will not say that the peach blossoms have been very prosperous recently, and the peach blossoms are more than the sum of the past ten years! It is better not to show off when others are at a low ebb, Zhang Xiao still has this little emotional intelligence. "It's okay, so-so. β
Baby: "No one comes to my live broadcast!"
Zhang Xiao: "Yes, now that it's live broadcast, some live broadcast rooms are indeed pitiful. β
Baby: "Is there any way to be more popular?"
Zhang Xiao: "I really don't know this, after all, I'm not a professional." β
Zhang Xiao put down his mobile phone and walked around the yard, why haven't Xie Lan and Xie Hao come back yet?
What did they do?
Zhang Xiao returned to the room, thinking that there was a WeChat message from Xie Hao that had not yet been replied, and replied: "Do you miss me? Hehe, where are you now?"
Xie Haohao: "My sister and I are playing outside! Why did you reply?"
Zhang Xiao: "I didn't bring my phone just now." Where are you and your sister?
Xie Haohao: "Yes." How do you know?"
Zhang Xiao: "Guess, I heard that you guys were quite noisy there." β
Xie Haohao: "I'm playing on the trampoline!"
Zhang Xiao smiled, what is so interesting about that thing.
Zhang Xiao picked up his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast, and Momo started the live broadcast......
Momo: "Welcome to the pickled man!"
Zhang Xiao saw that Momo's appearance today was quite kawaii. remembered that day when I saw her live outdoors on the mountain, it was very different from the look of that day.
Zhang Xiao was lying on the bed watching the live broadcast, which felt quite comfortable.
Momo: "Welcome to 'the best eggplant', welcome to 'I love to blow the trumpet', welcome to ......"
What's the name of this paralysis, I love to blow the trumpet, and you still blow the condom!
Momo: "Uncle, why don't you speak?"
Zhang Xiao's text is on the public screen: I have always talked little, and this is how it is when people are old.
Momo smiled: "......"
Momo: "Welcome to 'chase rockets in a plane', welcome to 'my white hair dyed black', welcome to 'pig-headed monkey brain', welcome to ......"
After watching the live broadcast for a while, Zhang Xiao turned it off. There are fewer and fewer live highlights nowadays. If you watch too much, you will get tired.
At this time, I heard the voice of the old man who was picking up dung: "Where is there anyone who drinks wine, the worried eldest brother is worried, so he found two bowls of cooking wine......" Then stopped.
Why did this old man from Nima slip into Xiejia Village again? Did he come to Xiejia Village because he was beaten by the little daughter-in-law and the eldest girl in Shenjia Village, and he didn't dare to sing in that village?
Why didn't he sing? Is peeing? This guy has always defecated in the open.
The old man who picked up dung began to sing again: "Where is there anyone who drinks wine, the big girl and the little daughter-in-law are hard to find, Shen Tian smashed my waist with a brick, Lu Zimeng is not a fuel-efficient lamp, I will come to Xiejia Village to take a look around and see if I can pick up a few money......"
Paralyzed, you still want to pick up money, old fellow! Whose money is so easy to drop?
The old man continued to sing: "Honey, I'm going to pick up money, whose wallet falls out, okay?" Honey, I love money very much, my old man is very short of money, dear give me a card, I think, I want to go to the ATM, ......"
Nima's, Pang Long's two butterflies have come out, this, this song from decades ago!
The old man's singing gradually faded away: "I am an old man who picks up dung, I have the heart of the sea and the sky, I love to travel around to pick up dung, I pay attention to my hygiene, my sleeves have no snot, my crotch will not smell of urine......"
This old guy is no one!Zhang Xiao smiled.
At this time, the mobile phone vibrate, it was Xie Haohao's WeChat, listening: "Hey, I still want to worship you as a teacher! Your kung fu is too powerful! I worship it." β
Why hasn't the girl given up yet? I don't want to teach the girl martial arts so hard, reply: "It's not that I said, unless I worship my godfather, I don't have to talk about it." β
Xie Haohao: "Why do you like to be a godfather so much?
Zhang Xiao: "I just like to be an elder! β
Xie Hao Hao was speechless.
At this moment, there was a knock at the door. Zhang Xiao immediately hid behind the door, very excited, the sisters are back!
Who knows, it was Xie Lan's grandfather who came in. It turned out that the old man had come back! Zhang Xiao was discouraged, but he was still more careful.
As Zhang Xiao expected, Xie Lan's grandfather entered the matching room, took another piece of chocolate, and then went out.
Then he went into the main room.
Zhang Xiao breathed a sigh of relief.
What should I do now? Do I leave Xie Lan's house, or continue to wait for her to return?
Let's wait. Zhang Xiao is still very fresh to her! It is as if she is Xinna's concubine. It's a wonderful feeling!
At this time, I finally heard the voices of the two sisters coming back, talking and laughing and laughing so lively that the two sisters were lively.
Zhang Xiao felt that it was safer under the bed, so he quickly hid under the bed. The space down there is large enough, and it's quite comfortable to stay! Is it easy to find a little wife?
Xie Lan and Xie Hao quickly entered the matching room.
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed:, there are two beauties at once! Xie Lan is still charming, but Xie Hao is too naΓ―ve!
Xie Haohao: "Sister, do you have a sweetheart?" I feel like you're very happy today." β
Zhang Xiao under the bed: Yes, your sister's sweetheart is Your Excellency!
Xie Lan didn't tell the truth: "No." But the joy hidden in the corners of her eyes betrayed her.
Xie Haohao: "It's impossible! It's all women, women's intuition is very accurate! You must have someone you like! Just tell me!?"
Xie Lan: "Okay. I'm telling you. When I went to the supermarket to buy ingredients today, I met a young man, who looked good, how could I say it......"
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed: Isn't it handsome? I know that I have seduced your hidden joy!
Xie Lan: "How to say it, maybe it's average." β
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed: Ah? generally? Generally, you still miss me?
Xie Lan continued: "But his personality is very attractive to me! I have more feelings for him. β
Zhang Xiao under the bed: I know you want to rip off your skirt, and then pounce on me and crush me under you......
Xie Hao looked very interested: "So, what romantic things happened to you?"
Xie Lan: "Well, it doesn't seem to be anything romantic!" he just accosted. β
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed: Impossible, doesn't it count if I touched your legs?
Xie Haohao: "Impossible! If there is no romantic thing, you can't be so happy." β
Xie Lan: "Well, in addition to accosting, you also touched my legs." β
Xie Haohao's expression of surprise was very good: ", you actually touched your legs? thighs and calves? Why is that fierce-man so brave?"
Zhang Xiao at the bottom of the bed: That's it, can I not be brave?