The student union is an indispensable department of every college and middle school, it is a student organization that advocates self-service, self-management, self-education, and self-supervision, and provides free services for school students and teachers.

In Boya Private High School, in order to mobilize the enthusiasm of students, the student union is divided into multiple departments.

One of them is the Ministry of Health, whose main task is to conduct weekly class meetings, conduct personal hygiene inspections of all classes, and have the right to deduct points for those students with long hair, dyed hair, and long nails, and report them after a comprehensive assessment.

At the same time, before the start of self-study every evening, they will inspect the classrooms and common areas (the public cleaning area designated by the school for each class) to ensure the cleanliness and hygiene of the school.

In addition, there are departments such as the Department of Discipline Inspection and the Ministry of Energy Conservation.

It looks like that, but from the words and deeds of the Minister of Health and the appearance of the Minister of Health, it can almost be concluded that these people are actually not very useful except for playing prestige in front of their classmates.

It is not an exaggeration to say that they are cancerous beings.

After leaving what he thought was a very domineering word, the red fur turned around and left with a few of his doglegs.

"Hey, wait a minute!" Xu Moqiu's voice sounded behind him.

The red hair stopped, and sneered in his heart: It's a pity, it's too late! Pretend to be in front of my yellow Latin, but you have to pay the price!

I was about to sneer at him, but I heard the disgusting voice say: "From now on, you will not be used by me to check in the third class, of course, when you meet the standards yourself, I may consider letting you into the classroom." This is what I Xu Moqiu said, if anyone is not convinced, you can let him come to me. ”

The red hair trembled with anger: "Good! good! very good!"

You won't be able to eat oil and salt, will you? Then let you taste the taste of being criticized by the whole school! Don't come to me when the time comes!

"Good!"

As soon as I returned to the classroom, there was a round of applause from below.

Niu Gangmen, a member of the sports committee, stood up and said, "Teacher, then we don't have to do cleaning in the future?"

"Of course...... Impossible!" Xu Moqiu pointed to the trash can outside the balcony, "unless you are willing to sit in the garbage heap and study." ”

"Shh......h

Xu Moqiu coughed, and said with a serious face: "I just became your head teacher, and I don't know much about your situation in all aspects. Please tell each other that I don't have to worry about you today, but from tomorrow onwards, if anyone neglects to study again and skips class and is late, I will no longer be polite to him. Besides, you're close to adulthood, and you can't tell which is more important?"

vaguely remembered that his former head teacher seemed to have said similar words, and Xu Moqiu simply applied it directly.

Niu Gangmen muttered in a low voice: "This tone is somewhat similar to Liao Guangtou." ”

Liu Dachong analyzed: "He is just a fierce inward-looking, you can see that he didn't say a word about the previous incident, eighty percent of them were cowardly! I am afraid that if I say it, we will be angered and will be retaliated against! Now he deliberately says these things is nothing more than to scare people, and it is not worth mentioning." ”

Chen Aman, a member of the study committee, accosted: "Don't be careless! It is said that someone saw him coming out of the women's toilet today and dodging our firecracker bombardment! Let Lao Gao and them be substitutes for the dead." ”

"It seems a bit scheming. ”

Someone nodded: "This is worthy of being our opponent." ”

Xu Moqiu knocked on the table: "Don't talk to each other, let's continue the topic just now, I believe that every student has his own ideals......"

"Teacher, me!"

You are a pot helmet, and you Wu Dalang again! Eat too much chicken chin?

Xu Moqiu almost didn't open his mouth to scold. He didn't have to open his mouth to hold this hair, Xu Moqiu knew what he was going to say.

Sure enough, this guy stood up and said proudly: "My ideal is to make my old Wu's pig-headed pot helmet popular all over the world!"

Xu Moqiu nodded at him: "The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny, sit down, classmate Guokui, you are very ambitious, and your achievements in the future must be limitless!"

Niu Gangmen stood up and said, "Teacher, my ideal is to be a scientist. ”

Looking at him with five big and three thick appearances, Xu Moqiu said in his heart: Where do you seem to be engaged in scientific research, isn't it cool for him to be a pig slaughterer?

Niu Gangmen continued: "When the time comes, I will create a money-making machine, so that I don't have to do anything, and I will have endless money!"

Isn't it just trying to get something for nothing?

That is also Lao Tzu's ultimate ideal.

Is he so uncomfortable in the face of reality? It's useless to clean up.

"Teacher, teacher, I want to be a star!"

"Teacher, I'm going to be a race car driver!"

"Teacher ......"

Time passed unconsciously, and the moment the bell rang for the end of class, Xu Moqiu directly interrupted the topic and announced the end of class, lest this group of birdmen repeat their old tricks and steal their wallets and cut their belts, and slipped out of the classroom directly with oil on the soles of their feet.

At the moment when he slipped out of the classroom, the students in the back row suddenly gathered together, sitting one by one, with serious expressions, as if the national cadres were holding a meeting.

Niu Gangmen took out two boxes of cigarettes from his trouser pocket, took out one, and passed it to Wu Guokui next to him.

Soon, the classroom of the third class of high school was filled with smoke, like a fairyland on earth.

Niu Gangmen was the first to speak, leaning on the chair, and said in a leader-like tone: "Da Lang, what do you think?"

Without waiting for Wu Dalang to speak, Chen Aman took out a piece of paper full of small characters from the desk, and said first: "According to the temptation of these two classes, the following conclusions are roughly drawn. ”

"First, this man is full of lies, bragging, not typing drafts, and hardly a word of truth in his mouth. Eighty percent of the heart has no real talent and real learning, a rookie. ”

"Second, this person is very poor, a big man, he only has thirteen yuan and seven cents in his wallet! Even the clothes on his body are stalls. ”

"Third, love to be greedy and cheap, it is precisely because of this that today's office collective diarrhea incident has been triggered. ”

"In summary......"

"Wait!" was about to conclude when a cold voice sounded.

"Aaron, what do you want to say?"

Ah Long stroked his long hair that he thought was very handsome: "This person is thin, pale, and his steps are vain, and at first glance he is an embroidered pillow, which is useless. ”

Chen Aman concluded: "If it seems like this...... This newcomer, except for a little bit of intelligence and endurance, is actually a useless waste! We can play him like a dog with a little tricking!"

"Hey, it's really chilling that the school has arranged such an opponent for us. ”

Mu Wanjing stood up with her schoolbag on her back: "You guys discuss it slowly, I'll leave first." I won't come to the evening self-study, and I'm very busy tonight. ”

There is a licking dog and said: "Jingjing, I'll accompany you, you are a girl......"

Mu Wanjing refused without looking back: "No, I can handle it myself." ”

"Okay. ”

There was no class at night, Xu Moqiu could leave the school directly, looked at the time, it was just half past five, well, it was still too late to buy vegetables and cook.

Putting the student's file bag under his arm, he rushed to the school gate in a hurry.

I came to the carport and looked around, but I couldn't find my car.

Just as he was confused, a familiar voice sounded behind him: "Hmph! Sure enough, it's you! Sneaky, what are you doing in the puppet school? Do you want to be a thief?"

Turning her head, Lu Baoer stepped on the balance bike and carried her schoolbag, holding a comic book in her hand, looking at herself angrily.

"Uh......" Xu Moqiu rolled his eyes and said with a smile, "Didn't I see our family Bao'er for a few days, so I came to see you?" ”

"Hmph! Lie paper!" Lu Bao'er obviously didn't believe it, and asked with her waist crossed, "What are you looking for?"

Xu Moqiu nodded, didn't speak, stretched his neck and looked around.

"Whew...... Then you look for birds, and I just saw a few animals carrying them into the pond opposite. ”

What!? Is that the best car that he spent 250 yuan on and finally found it, and it's gone? Xu Moqiu was taken aback, and hurriedly said, "What you said is true?"

Lu Bao'er blinked her eyes widely: "Of course, when did I lie to you?"

Xu Moqiu stomped his feet and said with a pained face: "That...... Then why don't you stop it!"

Lu Bao'er tilted her head and looked puzzled: "Ang, it's not a single drop, why do you want to stop it?"

Indeed, this reason is very powerful, leaving Xu Moqiu speechless.

With a depressed face, he came to the opposite pond, and sure enough, he saw his car with its head down, half planted in the pond that had dried up and was full of silt.

Forget it, tomorrow is the weekend, and then go to the second-hand car market to find one. These bunnies are playing too hard!

"Forget to go home and cook! Occasionally sweet and sour pork ribs. Lu Baoer waved at him and stepped on the balance bike and drove away.

Looking at the girl's distant back, Xu Moqiu shook his head, and suddenly remembered a very serious question - his wallet was stolen, and he even took the medicine on credit just now, how could he go home?

The Lu family villa is twenty or thirty miles away from here, and I am afraid that I will break my leg when I walk back.

I wanted to call Lu Zhe for help, but the moment he saw the beggar sitting on the side of the road begging for food, Xu Moqiu felt that he was a good person.

The beggar looked incredulous and said, "What? You are looking for me for money? What is my identity? You are looking for me?

In this era, it was the first time he had met a beggar asking for money.

Xu Moqiu sighed, squatted down next to him, and said with a sad face: "Big brother, when you go out, everyone has an inconvenient time, the rivers and lakes are in emergency! When I am developed, it doesn't matter if I pull a truck to send you at that time! I don't hide it from me Liao Yibao's company went bankrupt, and his wife and son all jumped off the building and committed suicide...... If you invest me two dollars, I must make a comeback!"

"Old watch, it seems that you are really not easy. The beggar took out three crumpled bills from the bowl, stuffed them into Xu Moqiu's hand, and said with a regretful face, "Give you three yuan, you take an air-conditioned bus, go to the river to commit suicide, or stop daydreaming." ”

"You have a point. In this case, it is better to support me for another hundred yuan, let me buy two catties of pork to eat on the road, so that my life will not leave any regrets. You're a good person, you shouldn't say no, right? It's such a happy decision! Thank you for your eight lifetime ancestors. ”

As he spoke, Xu Moqiu made a lightning move and grabbed the only hundred-yuan bill in the beggar's bowl.

The beggar was just stunned for a moment, Xu Moqiu had already jumped on the oncoming bus, and he didn't forget to wave his hand at him with a smile on his face.

The beggar was so angry that he overturned the broken bowl in front of him, pointed to the bus in the distance, jumped to his feet and shouted: "I have never seen such a brazen person!"