"Idiot!"

On Saturday morning, Yang Xiaoman glanced back at Xu Mang, who was sleeping soundly, and couldn't help but feel a little sad, why can a person be an idiot to such a point, where did yesterday's ambition go?

What lost at the starting line, what the meaning of life is struggle, what learning is the best struggle... As a result, today I went from morning self-study to close to dinner, and I was really convinced!

"Ugh..."

"How did I become a neighbor at the front and back tables with this kind of person?" Yang Xiaoman sighed, looked at the scenery outside the window, and his thoughts drifted to a fairy tale world, in a gorgeous castle, wearing princess clothes, waiting for Prince Charming's arrival.

Here it comes!

It's finally here!

Yang Xiaoman in her fantasy was a little excited, she vaguely saw an army, the scale was not very large, it was not here to fight, but... Come and marry!

"Quack~"

"Hey, hey..."

"Your Royal Highness Princess!

Suddenly,

Yang Xiaoman woke up from his terrifying fantasy, what happened just now? Isn't it Prince Charming? How did he become a frog prince? Even if it's a frog prince, it's in the realm of princes, but... But why is Xu Mang riding on the frog?

Disgusting!

Shameless!

Neuropathy!

This guy is not only in reality, constantly insulting people, but also in the virtual world.

Class

It's time for lunch.

Xu Mang stretched his waist, and when he was about to go to the cafeteria to eat, he was intercepted by Yang Xiaoman, looking at the violent airport blocked at the door and exuding murderous aura all over his body, Xu Mang was a little confused.

What's the matter? Which guy who doesn't have long eyes provoked her?

"Think about what you did today?" Yang Xiaoman asked angrily.

Yes?

What did you do?

Xu Mang recalled carefully, isn't it the same as usual, got on the bus, got off one stop early, and then bought three big buns, and... Wait, does she already know who the killer is?

Wrong...

If she knew that the splattering juice was shot out by me, it shouldn't be like this, she would definitely be desperate.

Never mind

I'm too lazy to think about it, what is love!

[Survival Desire Skill Detected, Survival Desire Skill Unlocked]

Alas?!

"What's that... Can you make me think about it for ten minutes?" asked Xu Mang cautiously.

“...”

"Yes!" Yang Xiaoman replied angrily.

Xu Mang stood in place and started his daily daze mode...

Survival Skill +1

Survival Skill +1

Survival Skill +1

The deadline has arrived.

"The system... I want Yang Xiaoman to let me go. ”

[After systematic testing, this woman can't be provoked]

[Hint: Give up]

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

"Did you think of it?" Yang Xiaoman waited a little impatiently.

“...”

"Guess?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

...

Afternoon

Four Chinese lessons are held in a row.

Teacher Wang Xuewang, who teaches Chinese, came to the classroom with a stack of test papers, and in the third year of high school, the exam is equivalent to breathing, and he has long been accustomed to it.

The test papers were quickly sent to the hands of their respective classmates, including being beaten by Yang Xiaoman.

Chinese...

Specialty play!

Xu Mang may not be sure about other classes, but only Chinese is different, this is his unique subject, and the score is not high... Each exam is just over 50 points, but compared to the others, this score has reached an astonishing level.

"The journey of the sun and the moon, if out of it, the stars are brilliant, if out of it. - What emotions do these four sentences express?"

What emotion?

Is the sun, moon and stars the sun, the moon, and the stars?

Belch...

Xu Mang thought of it, and then quickly wrote his answer on the exam paper.

Answer: It expresses the poet's desire to be a brilliant ancient astronomer. ”

finish

Next!

How is it an ancient poem?

"The country is broken by mountains and rivers, and the city is deep in spring. ______，______。 ”

Xu Mang is stupid... Things that require memory have never been his strong point, in the discipline of Chinese, Xu Mang is better at understanding, and in the face of this kind of silent writing of ancient poems, Xu Mang can only choose to be empty.

Of course

In order to maintain the integrity of the volume, Xu Mang copied the 'country is broken by mountains and rivers, and the grass and trees are deep in the spring of the city', after all, the volume is also divided!

Soaring all the way, Xu Mang successfully reached the essay question.

"Please write an essay on the topic of 'time', with a minimum of 800 words and any genre. ”

Time?

How to write?

The definition of the topic of 'time' is too broad, but the more extensive the definition, the more likely it is to deviate from the original intention of the questioner, and work hard to write more than 800 words, in exchange for less than 30 essay scores.

Time...

Time...

Why don't you write about the paradox of relativity about going back in time?

But I won't.

"The system... How much is this essay worth in full marks?"

[After system testing, the full score exchange value of this essay: 80 (language skills)]

Xiao Gui...

But it's worth the goss!

Xu Mang gritted his teeth and chose to pay the score.

moment

An essay on 'time' appeared in Xu Mang's mind, including its central idea, as well as some insinuations of the real society.

Absolutely!

I didn't think of it!

Xu Mang read it roughly, and this essay reflects a real problem, using the protagonist's own experience to expose a hoax and warn all teenagers about certain behaviors.

Pen

Falling words.

'Your time is very valuable, welcome to the World of Book from Heaven... I opened the page game again, I didn't know what I was looking for in the virtual world, and I didn't know what kind of life I wanted..."

...

handing in the papers,

In the middle of the exam, there was a rare ten-minute break, and the class began to be lively again, with all kinds of people answering the answers, crying and regretting, in short, all kinds of people.

"Are you confident?" Xu Mang rushed to Yang Xiaoman and asked with a concerned face, "Can you pass?"

"Idiot..."

Yang Xiaoman didn't bother to respond to Xu Mang's stupid question, for her, there was only a perfect score or only one or two points from the full score in any homework.

Why?

Why do you know such a person?

Yang Xiaoman's face was full of melancholy, from being proud from birth to now, he originally thought that he would be proud all the way, but he ended up killing a combination of neurosis and idiocy halfway...

It's annoying!

I really want to take the college entrance examination quickly, and then get out of the sea of suffering.

"You..."

Just when Yang Xiaoman asked Xu Mang to stop annoying himself, he saw that this guy fell asleep on his stomach... Is he the reincarnation of a lazy god or the possession of a sleeping god? one second he is still alive, and the next second he is lying still...

That's how this guy's life went, right?

simple-minded

In the midst of confusion, live your life...

......