You laugh at the old man and give me a mobile Baidu bracelet to open when I am in danger, are you trying to kill me?

Before I could start scolding, the voice of the smiling old man in the bracelet came again, "Is there anything I can do to help you?"

"How do I get rid of the ghost hitting the wall?" I yelled at the bracelet, there was no other way but to rely on this thing, maybe he could give me some good advice.

"Ghost hitting the wall is a technique that confuses humans by the magic of ghosts, which is specifically divided into......... If you need to solve the problem of ghost hitting the wall, first ask the respected user to perform real-name authentication. ”

I was chased by Tony twice in more than ten minutes, and another strand of hair was cut off by Tony, but this old guy actually asked me to do real-name authentication after explaining the basics of ghost fighting walls for nearly ten minutes.

When I heard the real-name authentication, I couldn't help but say a national curse.

"Please provide relevant information according to the prompts, first of all, please say your name"

"Ye Tian"

"Please provide your ID number"

"I'm rubbing, you crazy old man, you elf, why do you want my ID number? Do you still sell personal information part-time?"

Please provide your personal information according to the prompts, otherwise you will not be able to complete the verification. ”

Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, I say, I'll provide.

After running down five or six floors again, he finally completed the verification information filling, and the voice of the smiling old man came from the silver bracelet again, "Please set a user name"

"Ye Tian"

"This username already exists"

I rub, there are still a lot of users in this group? Even my name was registered, and in the next five or six minutes I used all kinds of names and even Kudo Shinichi, Luffy, Crayon Shin-chan, and Iron Man tried, but I didn't expect these guys to be customers of the old man laughing, because these usernames were registered.

Just as I was trying to break my head for the username, the voice of the laughing old man came again, "You can choose the system custom nickname"

"Choose Custom!

As soon as my words fell, the song "Today is a Good Day" came from the bracelet, and the voice of the old man laughed again with the cheerful song "Hello peerless sand sculpture users, welcome to use the Tianditong system"

I finally understood why the nickname I submitted had not been able to pass, and it turned out that the old man had already prepared a nickname for me.

Tony's scissors behind me sounded again, and I instantly reacted, now is not the time to dwell on nicknames, I repeated to the bracelet again how to solve the problem of ghost hitting the wall.

"Hello peerless sand sculpture users, there are the following ways to solve the problem of ghosts hitting the wall, one is to use magic to summon heaven and earth yang qi to crack, the second is to use metal magic weapons to crack, and the third is to ......... "In the next ten minutes, the Tianditong system has listed dozens of cracking methods for me, from spells to magic weapons, and then to black dog blood.

But in my current situation, these methods are of no use to me at all, and I shouted to the bracelet again, "I don't know how to do magic, I don't have magic weapons, is there a way for ordinary people to break the ghost wall with their bare hands?"

"Are you married?" the old man smiled, and the sudden question made me a little confused.

"No, what does this have to do with ghosts hitting the wall?"

"Have you ever talked about a girlfriend?"

"No! I'm asking now about ghosts hitting the wall, ghosts hitting the wall, I don't have a blind date......"

"Have you ever done something to be ashamed of?"

"No! No, I'm asking about ghosts hitting the wall!!" Just as I was about to throw away the bracelet, which was known as the know-it-all in heaven and earth, the music in the bracelet that today was a good day sounded again.

"Congratulations, according to your personal information, you just need to urinate in place to solve the ghost wall. ”

Urinate?

No matter what, try first, without much thought, I rushed to the safety stairs is a pee, and before I could fully lift my pants I ran down the stairs again, because the sound of Tony's scissors came again behind me.

After rushing down the stairs, I pushed open the security door and peeked into the hallway.

Rub, this thing really works, the room number in front of me has changed to 220016, and I didn't think much about turning around and running downstairs.

After more than ten minutes, I finally returned to the golden hall of the Caesars Hotel, ran towards the door of the hall, silently calculated in my heart, there are twenty meters, twenty meters I will run out, looking at the busy highway not far away, I don't believe that this ghost Tony can chase me all the way to the side of the road.

Suddenly, the air in the hall door twisted, and Tony appeared out of thin air at the door of the hall, walking towards me with scissors in hand, still muttering his repetitive line in his mouth.

After spitting on the ground with a curse in my heart, I turned and ran towards the back hall of the hall, where there should be a back door.

Just as the back door was in front of me, the air in front of me twisted again, and Tony appeared in front of me out of thin air again.

I rub

In desperation, I turned around again and ran towards the front door of the hall, this time Tony didn't show up, and just when I thought I could escape, I slammed into an invisible wall, yes, an invisible wall, because there was nothing to see in front of me, but there was an invisible wall blocking my way.

At the moment when I was knocked down by the invisible wall in front of me, Tony appeared in front of me out of thin air again, "Hello sir, Tony the 23rd, at your service", followed by the crisp sound of scissors of the scrub.

My hair!

With a shout I jumped up again and ran towards the safe exit, now I don't know what to do, I can't run out and I can't solve this Tony.

Yes, solve him, thinking of this, I once again said to the bracelet, "How do ordinary people solve ghosts?"

"There are many ways to cook a turtle.........

"It's not a turtle, it's a ghost!"

"A haunted house is a room where ghosts are active..."

"It's not a haunted house, it's how to deal with evil ghosts, evil ghosts!"

"Snapping turtles are ornamental animals, not tasty!"

After running for a long time, Tony appeared from time to time, and his body had already reached his limit, and when the voice of the laughing old man said that the snapping turtle was not delicious, I sat on the ground.

At this point, I've given up completely, maybe today is my calamity, it's a calamity, I may not be able to avoid it anyway, I want to see what this thin-looking, harmless guy can do.

Just as I gave up and continued to run away, Tony appeared in front of me again, and the crisp sound of scissors sounded, okay, I'm not running, I'll really go out and find a barber to get a haircut, anyway, now this thing doesn't seem to have any other actions except to help me get a haircut, maybe when this guy does a good haircut for me, he'll leave.

While giving up and escaping, I put the world know-it-all on my wrist to my lips and whispered to the know-it-all, "Ordinary people, no magic, no magic weapons, how to deal with evil ghosts, people become powerful ghosts after death"

"Beat him!" this time the jack-of-all-trades answer was unusually succinct.

"I can't touch him, how can I beat him?" This is the biggest problem in front of me, this ghost Tony can touch me, but I can't touch him, otherwise I would have beaten him.

"Peerless sand sculpture, according to your information, you can use the masculine blood in your body to temporarily change your physique, so that you can touch ghosts"

Masculine blood, change physique?"Sand sculpture system, please be simple, I don't understand!"

"Peerless sand sculpture user, please standardize the language, you can call me super invincible, excellent, fast and handsome, otherwise I won't answer your question"

I rub, well, I throw in the towel.

"Big brother know-it-all, can you make it easier to deal with powerful ghosts?"

"Wipe the blood on your body with the blood on the tip of your tongue and you will be able to touch the ghosts, because the blood on the tip of the tongue is the ......... of the supreme yang"

You said it earlier!

From the time I gave up on running away, Tony kept dancing the scissors and cutting them around my head, and I didn't make any extra sound, I looked towards the glass wall of the hall next to me, and at this time my perfect and handsome hairstyle had been cut by Tony like the surface of the moon, and I couldn't look at it directly, this guy was sure that he was a hairdresser in front of him?

Well, since you've made it impossible for me to meet people, don't blame me for being ruthless.

Gently put the tip of your tongue between your upper and lower teeth, and feel the distance with your tongue, maybe just bite a little bite, right?

Close your eyes, clench your hands into fists, and bite your upper and lower teeth apart and bite quickly.

The pain in the heart came, and the tongue reflexively stuck out of the mouth.

"Sir, do you want to trim here too?"

Before I could react, Tony's scissors quickly sliced at my tongue.

The stinging pain in my heart came again "Ah, woo woo" I jumped up with my hands over my mouth, you decrepit ghost, you actually cut my tongue!

The ghost Tony looked at me blankly, and muttered, "Sir, don't you mean that you need to fix it?"

After saying that, he naturally reached out and cut my head with scissors.

"Are you finished?"

Seeing him cut at my head again, I subconsciously reached out to grab his arm, and the moment I grabbed his arm, he and I were stunned.

At this point, Tony's wrist had been firmly grasped by me in his blood-stained hand.

"Sir, we don't provide ........."

Before Tony could finish speaking, I had already thrown my fist at him, so you can keep yourself and talk to Lord Yama!

Suddenly, the entire hall was filled with the screams and wails of Tony, the ghost......... And my incessant cursing.

"You-good, I-is-2-3-number-fist-teacher, I-name-Ye-day, very-high-xing-for-you-service-service"

At this time, Tony has been pressed under me, and every time I hit me, I will say a word, I want him to remember the person who beat him today, no, the handsome guy is called Ye Tian.

Half an hour later, I collapsed on the ground, and Tony, the ghost thing on the side, crawled on the ground and kept crying in his mouth, this guy was too resistant to beating, and it seemed that nothing was wrong with him after half an hour of violent beating.

Seeing that I was no longer moving, Tony sat up slowly, glanced at me and muttered, "People just want to get a haircut, why do you want to beat people........."

Apparently this was said to me, and I grabbed him by the collar and pulled his face in the direction of my head, "Big brother, look, are you sure you're a barber? Even a sheep shearer is more than a hundred times better than you, are you sure you're a barber?"

"I, I, I am, I am, I'm not? I'm not a barber?" Tony wrenched free of my grasp, staring at his hands and the scissors in his hands, and then at the crumpled hairstyle on the surface of the moon on the top of my head, muttering the phrase as if he himself was beginning to struggle with the question of who he really was.

I don't know how many times I repeated what I just said, but suddenly Tony burst into tears, and kept muttering "I'm not a barber, I'm not Tony........."

It took nearly twenty minutes for the crying to go from howling to sobbing softly, and looking at Tony, who was burying his whole head between his arms and sobbing softly, the idea of helping him came to my heart.

This guy has amnesia, maybe I can help him, in fact, he is not bad, just last night, he just wanted to help me with my haircut, although the process is weird.

Thinking of this, I reached out and patted him lightly on the shoulder, and whispered, "Tony, what's wrong with you?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Tony suddenly lunged at me.